dadudemon
There are several types of people that I have met in this world. I am making a list of a top 10 "peculiar" behaviors that I have observed. If you've seen one of the top 10 types, tell us what you think of that type and give a story about that person that fits the type (keep the names out unless they aren't members of KMC...and don't use last names.)
I'll only post the first 5, now. I'll post the next 5, later, if enough ask for more.
1. Mr. "Never Wears Clothes" - This is not what you think. This is the dude (it's never a girl) that wears shorts and a t-shirt during the winter when it is 22 F outside (-5 C). It's possible that he doesn't give a ****, is always running "hot", or is retarded. We don't know...but it's stupid. He even wears sandals in the winter.
2. Ms. Diane Drama - This type always has drama. It seems as though she can't stop having problems with her boyfriend of the month, her job, her parents, friends, or siblings. She LOOOVES to complain about her problems and pretend that her world is crashing down on her, always. Drama exists in the tiniest of issues. She's a real drag on everyone around her. I've never met a dude in this category, but I hear that there are dudes just like this, out there...so you can change the name to "Mr. Drew Drama." Contrast this with "Debbie Downer."
3. Needless Know-It-All - Everyone has worked with this type. This person, usually a dude, seems to think that he knows everything about the job and how to perform it best. You can't have a conversation with him without him correcting or thinking something needs to be correcting...every minute. He LOVES to correct the boss or tell his boss some awesome information that he thinks will change entire job processes but they mean absolutely nothing and only serve to annoy everyone. You just want to say, "Dude, shutup for an hour and work. The boss doesn't give a flying **** about a short-cut on the keyboard that he will never remember." The one thing about this type of person I dislike the most: The boss will ask me how to do something, I'll start to answer then the Needless Know-It-All talks over me and answers the same question in an overly-wordy fashion. If you've worked in a call-center, restaurant, or construction job, YOU'VE MET THIS PERSON! LOL
4. Politically Correct Paulie - Paulie is androgynous (it applies to both sexes) for a reason. It's the person that loves to correct everything around them for political correctness. Even things that are not politically incorrect are twisted into something evil, wrong, sexist, or perverse. This person is so caught up in correcting everyone around them that you are afraid to even open your mouth. They ruin the entire workplace for everyone. For example, this one middle aged lady was a major ***** and was up everyone's ass allllll the time. She eave's dropped on everyone's conversation specifically to call them out on something they said that was not "kosher" in her mind. One day, my coworker was talking to me about places to eat and he called one restaurant "gay." She blew a gasket on him. He was frickin' gay! He got reprimanded for his "politically incorrect" language.
Man, come to think of it, I have a bajillion stories very similar to the above one.
5. Mr. "I Can't Haz a Jobz" - This is the low-life scumbag that seems to NEVER work, is a leech on his family, and always has a good excuse for why he isn't working. He usually is married and has children. He is one of the lowest scum on the planet....a few notches above child molesters, murderers, and rapists. Why? Because his children don't have enough to eat, or a decent home to live in, or are being neglected while he spends his last money on WoW or some shit. He ALWAYS has an excuse for why he's not working. "Man, my back hurts." Or, "I've injured my wrists." I confronted a scumbag that had no less than 4 children but he hadn't worked in 2 years. He tried the bullshit of physical injuries when the prior week he was playing frisby in the courtyard. He seemed to have tons of time to play his video games at home and pay for his internet but he didn't seem to have enough time to apply for a job...any job...or even study. Yet, he complained about not having money and his "poor" conditions. When confronted him, he used the injury excuse and when I called him out on it, he got flustered and said "school" was his job full-time job. I then told him that I also go to school full-time. He then said that he is a stay-at-home dad (the mother is no longer in the picture...drugs, jail...I don't remember.) I then reminded him of his bragging about a 12-hour session on WoW. He then said that his children are watched by the grandparents. I rest my case.
Seems like a TL
R, but I want stories, dammit. I know you guys have met people like the ones above. Some of you may even be one of those types.
I'll post the next 5 if I get 5 votes for a 'yes' on more types.
I'll only post the first 5, now. I'll post the next 5, later, if enough ask for more.
1. Mr. "Never Wears Clothes" - This is not what you think. This is the dude (it's never a girl) that wears shorts and a t-shirt during the winter when it is 22 F outside (-5 C). It's possible that he doesn't give a ****, is always running "hot", or is retarded. We don't know...but it's stupid. He even wears sandals in the winter.
2. Ms. Diane Drama - This type always has drama. It seems as though she can't stop having problems with her boyfriend of the month, her job, her parents, friends, or siblings. She LOOOVES to complain about her problems and pretend that her world is crashing down on her, always. Drama exists in the tiniest of issues. She's a real drag on everyone around her. I've never met a dude in this category, but I hear that there are dudes just like this, out there...so you can change the name to "Mr. Drew Drama." Contrast this with "Debbie Downer."
3. Needless Know-It-All - Everyone has worked with this type. This person, usually a dude, seems to think that he knows everything about the job and how to perform it best. You can't have a conversation with him without him correcting or thinking something needs to be correcting...every minute. He LOVES to correct the boss or tell his boss some awesome information that he thinks will change entire job processes but they mean absolutely nothing and only serve to annoy everyone. You just want to say, "Dude, shutup for an hour and work. The boss doesn't give a flying **** about a short-cut on the keyboard that he will never remember." The one thing about this type of person I dislike the most: The boss will ask me how to do something, I'll start to answer then the Needless Know-It-All talks over me and answers the same question in an overly-wordy fashion. If you've worked in a call-center, restaurant, or construction job, YOU'VE MET THIS PERSON! LOL
4. Politically Correct Paulie - Paulie is androgynous (it applies to both sexes) for a reason. It's the person that loves to correct everything around them for political correctness. Even things that are not politically incorrect are twisted into something evil, wrong, sexist, or perverse. This person is so caught up in correcting everyone around them that you are afraid to even open your mouth. They ruin the entire workplace for everyone. For example, this one middle aged lady was a major ***** and was up everyone's ass allllll the time. She eave's dropped on everyone's conversation specifically to call them out on something they said that was not "kosher" in her mind. One day, my coworker was talking to me about places to eat and he called one restaurant "gay." She blew a gasket on him. He was frickin' gay! He got reprimanded for his "politically incorrect" language.
Man, come to think of it, I have a bajillion stories very similar to the above one.
5. Mr. "I Can't Haz a Jobz" - This is the low-life scumbag that seems to NEVER work, is a leech on his family, and always has a good excuse for why he isn't working. He usually is married and has children. He is one of the lowest scum on the planet....a few notches above child molesters, murderers, and rapists. Why? Because his children don't have enough to eat, or a decent home to live in, or are being neglected while he spends his last money on WoW or some shit. He ALWAYS has an excuse for why he's not working. "Man, my back hurts." Or, "I've injured my wrists." I confronted a scumbag that had no less than 4 children but he hadn't worked in 2 years. He tried the bullshit of physical injuries when the prior week he was playing frisby in the courtyard. He seemed to have tons of time to play his video games at home and pay for his internet but he didn't seem to have enough time to apply for a job...any job...or even study. Yet, he complained about not having money and his "poor" conditions. When confronted him, he used the injury excuse and when I called him out on it, he got flustered and said "school" was his job full-time job. I then told him that I also go to school full-time. He then said that he is a stay-at-home dad (the mother is no longer in the picture...drugs, jail...I don't remember.) I then reminded him of his bragging about a 12-hour session on WoW. He then said that his children are watched by the grandparents. I rest my case.
Seems like a TL
R, but I want stories, dammit. I know you guys have met people like the ones above. Some of you may even be one of those types.I'll post the next 5 if I get 5 votes for a 'yes' on more types.
, this is real world types.
