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Team Bald:

John McClane - 9mm w/ 3clips and zippo

Jean-Luc Picard - Phaser (set to stun)

Bullseye - Starts with nothing/can pick stuff up

Team Mullet:

John J. Rambo - 9mm w/ 3clips and knife

Martin Riggs - 9mm w/ 3clips

Chance Boudreaux - Two 9mm w/ 4clips

Scenario 1) Large office building, 50 floors. Mullets start on the roof. Baldies start in the basement-garage. Mission: Seek-and-destroy. Who comes out alive?

Scenario 2) Jungle from Predators. 2 mile square area. Mission: Seek and destroy. Who comes out alive.

Scenario 3) Roman gladiatorial arena
Round 1)Mixture of swords, axes, spears and clubs
Round 2) No weapons
Round 3) Bare knuckle free-for-all/no teams

FIGHT!

Bullseye.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Bullseye.

You think he could take out Rambo in the jungle?

Originally posted by Robtard
You think he could take out Rambo in the jungle? Nope.

1. bald team completely stomps. Bullseye solos.

2. bald teams probably wins, as John can give Bullseye a few loose bullets. This may be a split 'cause Rambo is good in this environment.

3.

a) Bullseye. everyone's getting sniped with rocks.
b) see above.
c) see previous two outcomes.

Mofo's think Bullseye is that good? Have to factor in range, pretty sure a gun can fire longer than Bullseye can throw a stapler or rock. He also didn't show any stealth abilities, iirc.

Might have to watch DD again. Been years.

Don't forget Chance. He had mad screen feats.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Chance.

Cos his momma took one.

Originally posted by Robtard
Cos his momma took one. You stole it back then.

The baldies take it, here....
























The warriors of the forbidden mullet ALSO take it......










...................but THEY take it in the ass.



(Especially if McClane manages to infiltrate the follicaly hyperactive mulleted ranks and destroy them from within. - See below)

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/4382/vlcsnap1006531.png

As all he'd have to do, is trim that fringe.

Picard training at mullet camp, wearing his semi mullet safety training headpiece....
http://www.dvdverdict.com/images/reviewpics/iclaudius03.jpg


He studied under the tutelage of this double agent, The Pai Mei of Mulletry for six months:
http://cutmulletsellfireworks.com/Mullets/mullet8.jpg


This shot shows Picard, after the 6 months of training, blending in seamlessly in with the enemy forces:
http://www.patrickstewart.org/images/dune1.jpg

Chance.

Bullseye is unfairly good compared to everyone else here, like absurdly so.

He could kill team Mullet with paperclips, and could beat most of them in H2H as well, if it came to that. It probably won't.

Pretty much anything in arm's reach of Bullseye will kill Team Mullet.

Though it has been a while since I saw DD, I may be overestimating his abilities.

It'll come down to Bullseye and Chance.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
It'll come down to Bullseye and Chance.

McClane could easily take out Chance. Picard also had a shot at the Canjun.

No, he can't.

No, he can't.

Chance is far too fast and agile. Chance is on a whole different level than Mac.

The level of six feet under, when Mac has done with him.

Sure. It took Mac a whole night to kill 15ish terrorists. It took Chance maybe an hour to kill 30ish trained hunters.


Do the math.

Those terrorists were spread out throughout a building and they had hostages, whom he managed to rescue..

And yet it took him a few seconds to kill 15 trained seals.
Plus the many others he killed that night.


Yes lets do the math:

So lets say it took 20 seconds to kill 15 seals.... Thats 45 people per minute times 60 =2,700 people dead....in the time it would take your boy to kill 30.

Pretty simple math, huh Bob...?

Mhm, and many of the hunters were on motorcycles, and they had grenades and rocket launchers. AND it was in broad daylight.



Start a thread?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Start a thread?

Sure, mofo.

Don't mulleted people usually wind up bald anyway?

Maybe the Baldies play the waiting game knowing that time is on their side, but poised every ready for a hammering, viscous counter to the efforts of the bemulleted forces...

This is true, not sure about Bullseye, but McClane and Picard definitely will not be growing more hair as time passes. So it does seem that a game of waiting is on Team Bald's favour.

Another thing that was overlooked, Team Bald has less wind resistance, and we all know speed matters in most fights.

That was a horrific oversight indeed...!! More ignominy heaped upon the wearers of 'no-sex for-me' hair cuts...They may have to seek the blending in only offered to them by a mid nineties Jerry Springer audience.