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Murtaugh and Riggs versus McClane and Al.

The two cop teams must replicate every stunt/feat from Jackass 3. Johnny Knoxville and Steve-O are there to make sure everything is accurate, and to judge.

Every feat from Jackass 3, start to finish, must be replicated. Up to each team which member executes each stunt.

Riggs, Murtaugh. McClane and Al are all as they were in their first movie ONLY.

McClane > Riggs and Murtaugh, easy. All stunts.

Al is a fat lazy bastard and he'll be like an albatross around McClane's neck. One thing Al while probably excel at, the anal-volcano, though he'll have a hard time getting into that position first.

McClane pwns the stunts like Roller Buffalo, but Riggs wins the stunts like Electric Avenue. He's more agile.

Now, the Sweatsuit cocktail? Murtaugh rapes. He has an iron stomach due to years of Trish's cooking.

Dunno about who would win stunts like the Poo cocktail.

Dammit Im gonna have to watch JA3 now...I'll be back when I have.

Best scenes IMO are Roller Buffalo, Pontius the Barbarian and the Sweatsuit cocktail.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Best scenes IMO are Roller Buffalo, Pontius the Barbarian and the Sweatsuit cocktail.

Na, dude. 'The Rocky' ones were all LoLz. The 'High-5' was great too.

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Yeah haermm And the guy with the magical farting ability.

Idea:

Team 3: Shaun and Ed from Shaun of the Dead.

Team 4: Han and Chewie.


Feel free to add more teams.

Chewie would dominate most of the physical stunts, he'd gut the buffalo, corn-hole the goat, the High-5 would shatter on him, anyone trying to Rocky him would likely break their hand etc.

I read somewhere that Wookkies have an iron constitution.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I read somewhere that Wookkies have an iron constitution.

Wouldn't surprise me.

Imagine a Wooki Anal-Volcano.

Yeesh.......Wookkie poop.....

Originally posted by Robtard
Na, dude. 'The Rocky' ones were all LoLz. The 'High-5' was great too.

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LOL That first one kinda caught the guy before maximum force was generated, (Notice the guys hips twisting after the glove landed) and kinda cuffed him in the face with the inner part of the glove.

But that second one......???!!! Ouch...!!!!!!

Yeah, the fat-man took the full fury.

There were 3-4 total 'The Rocky' in the film.

Yup and he took it to the temple/top of Jaw too...!!

I should be seeing it tonight.... I look forward to the other two....!!!

Dunno how they replicate this:

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Leo, maybe?

They could have 28 guys all dressed identically as McClane, all fighting...

Lulz 28 McMidgets?

Yup. It would be crazy.

Pretty sure Riggs would win bumble tetherball.

He has flapping and fannying feats... look at him panic and react that time his jacket was on fire...or when he suddenly regained consciousness after being blasted through that window, He'd be panicking and his attempts to launch overrated, medium speed spinning back kicks .....and getting stung hideously.

As would Mac.

Nah theres no onscreen proof

Yes, there is.