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The three Akkadian assassins from "The Scorpion King" (Mathayus, his half brother and their friend), are hired to hunt down and kill Conan the Barbarian.

The Akkadians are armed with all the weapons they were shown using onscreen, as is Conan.

Conan is not aware he is being hunted, and he has his asian friend (the archer) with him, as well as Valeria.



Do the Akkadians kill Conan?

Team Conan has the XFactor.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Do the Akkadians kill Conan?

No. Watched Conan this weekend.

Stealth, dude.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Stealth, dude.

Conan crew has that too, dude.

Originally posted by Robtard
Conan crew has that too, dude. Not as good as the Akkadians. Plus they aren't aware they are being hunted, that kinda makes it unfair.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Not as good as the Akkadians. Plus they aren't aware they are being hunted, that kinda makes it unfair.

Sure they do, they stealthed their way into Thulsa Doom's palace, loaded with people and guards, set up distractions and then struck like ninjas. They even had camouflaged paint for some reason.

Originally posted by Robtard
Sure they do, they stealthed their way into Thulsa Doom's palace, loaded with people and guards, set up distractions and then struck like ninjas. They even had camouflaged paint for some reason. They were aware of their surroundings, they were on guard. Here, all the Akkadians have to do is wait until Conan and co. are getting drunk, then kill them with 3 well placed arrows.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
They were aware of their surroundings, they were on guard. Here, all the Akkadians have to do is wait until Conan and co. are getting drunk, then kill them with 3 well placed arrows.

Well if you're going to script Conan into getting drunk and falling asleep, sure. But what's the point in that?

Simon Birch with a skank could liklely kill a drunk and asleep Conan.

Originally posted by Robtard
Well if you're going to script Conan into getting drunk and falling asleep, sure. But what's the point in that? Not scripting, dude. Just saying. A moment where Conan is vulnerable would be when I would strike.


If Conan and co. are unaware, they get killed. If they are aware, I'd say they survive via ambush.

Conan spent the last 40 years getting drunk and seen carrying broads down random streets.

And he did just fine!

Akkadians aren't bringin anything new to the table. The Scorpian King became the kind of monster that Conan killed once a week.

Conan was not being hunted 24/7.

By your argument we could make this US VS CONAN and sooner or later we could poison his ale or throw a molotov into his sleeping quarters.

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Originally posted by Robtard
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Conan wins through the power of collective subconscious favor.

The Asian wizard would predict the Akkadian's intent on killing Conan.

And Conan would prepare a trap just like in the first film that would lure the assassins into a confrontation.

The archer would protect the high ground while Conan would crush the Rock and friends in a spectacular display of skill and strength.

Once Conan is aware of his assassins he fights them on equal ground....it's what he does.

The asian wizard is not in this thread.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The asian wizard is not in this thread.

But he's being hunted 24/7.

Originally posted by the ninjak
But he's being hunted 24/7. But the asian wizard is not in this thread.

Conan would get drunk and bed women after long quests and adventures.
Meaning death by assassination by such means would only be in effect 1/100 in his everyday life.

In between he is on horseback traveling the land entering cities and coming under contact of many varied people.

The OP states that Conan is simply unaware of an attack. And without a scenario or setting for such a battle we must assume that Conan is at least awake and at least in a situation where he could be ready for battle.

To assume this fight takes place under a worse case scenario where Conan is drunk and carrying two women on each shoulder in a random alleyway makes this fight odd. And even if he is in this situation he has two expert killers with him at all times.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
They were aware of their surroundings, they were on guard. Here, all the Akkadians have to do is wait until Conan and co. are getting drunk, then kill them with 3 well placed arrows.
pfft as if a single arrow could bring down Conan.

Originally posted by General_Iroh
pfft as if a single arrow could bring down Conan. One in the head will.

well duh

but not like Conan is just gonna stand there/

So the Akkadians wait until Conan, Valeria and the Chinaman are getting drunk one night. Three arrows to the head, shot from the darkness.

Akkadians win this.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So the Akkadians wait until Conan, Valeria and the Chinaman are getting drunk one night. Three arrows to the head, shot from the darkness.

Akkadians win this.

Originally posted by Robtard
Well if you're going to script Conan into getting drunk and falling asleep, sure. But what's the point in that?

And there it is.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And there it is.

Yeah, but what's the point in scripting Conan getting so slooshed he's useless in a fight?

The counter is easy, Conan doesn't get drunk; he crushes the Arcadians, sees them driven before him and hears the lamentations of their women. *applause*

He crushes them in a straight up fight, yes.

lol so was the point of this thread just so that you could say the Akkadians could be Conan? Since you've obviously thought this out and left no room for argument.

For others to present counter arguments that might prove me wrong.