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Seems kinda stupid you can shoot an animal for it's meat or fur or horns or whatever, but once you buttfu** it, all hell breaks loose.

because i dont want sperm in my burger

Well, where do you keep it now?

Originally posted by long pig
Well, where do you keep it now? you trying to locate my stash Jumpy

Didn't you know that sexual based offenses are considered especially heinous?

Originally posted by long pig
Seems kinda stupid you can shoot an animal for it's meat or fur or horns or whatever, but once you buttfu** it, all hell breaks loose. Cause people are stupid

Originally posted by long pig
Seems kinda stupid you can shoot an animal for it's meat or fur or horns or whatever, but once you buttfu** it, all hell breaks loose.

Only in some states, sir. I think there's still about 10-15 states that don't specifically outlaw you sodomizing a cow, should you wish.

I do imagine you'd have to own the cow, otherwise there could be some property-violation laws.

Because the cow can't say "yes" or "no", of course

Originally posted by long pig
Seems kinda stupid you can shoot an animal for it's meat or fur or horns or whatever, but once you buttfu** it, all hell breaks loose.

What are you saying exactly?

So because its socially acceptable to eat animals, you wanna bone them as well?

Originally posted by Super Marie 64
Because the cow can't say "yes" or "no", of course

I don't think cows are asked if they're okay with being slaughtered either. Just saying.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Didn't you know that sexual based offenses are considered especially heinous?

Okay, how many Law and Order, SVU's has it been?


Seriously, though, bestiality is a huge red flag when it comes to profiling some serious mentally shat criminals.

Originally posted by long pig
Seems kinda stupid you can shoot an animal for it's meat or fur or horns or whatever, but once you buttfu** it, all hell breaks loose. Ah, merica, eh?

Originally posted by Super Marie 64
Because the cow can't say "yes" or "no", of course

Hold a machete in one hand & strawberry flavoured lube in the other & see which the cow will choose.

One could, of course, argue that when you've cut an animal up after shooting it through the head with one of those Anton Chigur specials...
that it is in fact totally f***ed.

Originally posted by long pig
Seems kinda stupid you can shoot an animal for it's meat or fur or horns or whatever, but once you buttfu** it, all hell breaks loose. this something you're interested in? bermmOriginally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Didn't you know that sexual based offenses are considered especially heinous? that's what SCVU (special cow victims unit) is for.

Originally posted by marwash22
this something you're interested in? bermm that's what SCVU (special cow victims unit) is for.

In the criminal justice system, sexually-based offenses against cows are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad called the Special Cow Victims Unit. These are their stories.

You deserve a "pat" on the head for this disgusting thread.

(cowpat)

hmmm. its a thought though.

you know, that's actually an interesting question. I consider murder worse than rape in terms of human offenses, so it is a double standard i suppose.

Originally posted by King Kandy
you know, that's actually an interesting question. I consider murder worse than rape in terms of human offenses, so it is a double standard i suppose.

Rape has no useful purpose. Eating animals is usually see as useful.

for any animal I could see people getting outraged about ****ing, the government already prevents you from just going out and killing.

At the very least, you need a liscence to kill game

but no, I'm not allowed to kill a cow any more than I'm allowed to **** it

Originally posted by inimalist
for any animal I could see people getting outraged about ****ing, the government already prevents you from just going out and killing.

At the very least, you need a liscence to kill game

but no, I'm not allowed to kill a cow any more than I'm allowed to **** it
You can't get a license to **** game.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Rape has no useful purpose. Eating animals is usually see as useful.

I would say that a rapist would disagree with you on the usefulness of rape.

Originally posted by truejedi
I would say that a rapist would disagree with you on the usefulness of rape.


At a family reunion, around the dinner table, my drunken cousin announced that, "Rape was just unexpected sex."

Originally posted by King Kandy
You can't get a license to **** game. That's bullshit.

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
because i dont want sperm in my burger



Probably more chance of that occuring in fast food joints anyway. All those disgruntled employees with an axe to grind...

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Didn't you know that sexual based offenses are considered especially heinous?

I wont lie, this made me lol pretty hard

Originally posted by Lord Shadow Z


Probably more chance of that occuring in fast food joints anyway. All those disgruntled employees with an axe to grind... my stomach just did a somersault

Originally posted by long pig
Seems kinda stupid you can shoot an animal for it's meat or fur or horns or whatever, but once you buttfu** it, all hell breaks loose.

Why is it legal to f**k a human, but illegal to eat them? detective

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Why is it legal to f**k a human, but illegal to eat them? detective

Also a good question.

I'm so brilliant.

...you sick bastard.

I think the actually legal reason is animal cruelty. Killing an animal is suppose to be relatively painless and humane. Raping one is not.

There's probably the side reason that they don't want people like that... out in the open.

Originally posted by TacDavey
I think the actually legal reason is animal cruelty. Killing an animal is suppose to be relatively painless and humane. Raping one is not.

It's not rape if we're in love!

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
...you sick bastard. Well, there's a fine line...

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
It's not rape if we're in love!

It's rape if only one person is "in love". And I'm pretty sure only one person in this equation is capable of that kind of love...

So, hypothetically... If this became legal, would there be a legal age placed on the animals? Like, would it be statutory rape to screw a calf?

What's all this rape talk about? Long pig is a gentleman, he takes his farm animals out for a minimum of three dates before he has consensual sex with them.

lol long pig doesnt comeback to post reply...

he's a great ninja style poster.

Originally posted by King Kandy
You can't get a license to **** game.


If you are in Florida you dont need one to **** game

Thought of something in the "why is A but not B" kind of questions:

It is illegal to bang a cow... but... completely legal to jack off a horse and save the sperm... Why?

Does that not count as rape? Jacking off the horse? I think it is considered wrong if a priest does it to a little boy. Can the horse give his permission anymore than the little boy?

That's a male horse. Totally different. Plus if you're doing it in order to reproduce the horse, then that's also fine.

Also, horses are considered tools, like a car. You can f*ck your car. But cows are considered food, and have to maintain health regulations. You can't f*ck someone's steak.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
That's a male horse. Totally different. Plus if you're doing it in order to reproduce the horse, then that's also fine.

Also, horses are considered tools, like a car. You can f*ck your car. But cows are considered food, and have to maintain health regulations. You can't f*ck someone's steak.

Are you saying it's legal to f#ck your horse? I thought bestiality in general was illegal.

it is... women can't let MALE horses f*ck them either.

It's illegal to f*ck a female horse. Because Western society has an all-consuming fear of vaginas.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
It's illegal to f*ck a female horse. Because Western society has an all-consuming fear of vaginas.

They do keep me up at night...

Still, I find it hard to believe they would allow f*cking a male horse but not female. Especially since one of the marks against bestiality is animal abuse, which doesn't change with the animals gender.

I think it's OK to f@*k it if it's dead. You'll get in trouble for eating a live cow too.

Originally posted by TacDavey
They do keep me up at night...

Still, I find it hard to believe they would allow f*cking a male horse but not female. Especially since one of the marks against bestiality is animal abuse, which doesn't change with the animals gender.

Bestiality was outlawed in Washington only a few years ago, after that sodomite died from (internal bleeding) taking a horse's cock up his ass one too many times.

bc some doctors say AIDS

Originally posted by The MISTER
I think it's OK to f@*k it if it's dead. You'll get in trouble for eating a live cow too.

Bestiality AND necrophilia all rolled into one wonderfully twisted package. shock