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Real life "superheros"...

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http://www.reallifesuperheroes.org/

http://www.reallifesuperheroes.org/w...le=Motor_Mouth



I don't mean to sound like a dick but these guys are idiots. What exactly do these assholes do, except for talk and dress up like idiots? I think these people are nothing more than attention whores who need a wake-up call. Trashcan lids, tasers and shitty costumes do not make you a hero, much less a superhero.

I suppose I'll watch the documentary when it comes out, to see if they actually do anything worthwhile.

Wedge Antilles? Porkins?

Not exactly anonymous since people do know who they are, not all of them are wearing masks or whatever, I could easily take these guys down with a shot gun

Besides Phoenix Jones, I don't see how any of them can survive for long if they're serious. When the non-powered superheroes didn't have big gadgets and stuff, they were ex-pro fighters, top class marines, and experts at what they do. These guys are pretty much "Kickass," minus Big Daddy and Hit Girl.

Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
Besides Phoenix Jones, I don't see how any of them can survive for long if they're serious. When the non-powered superheroes didn't have big gadgets and stuff, they were ex-pro fighters, top class marines, and experts at what they do. These guys are pretty much "Kickass," minus Big Daddy and Hit Girl.

Phoenix Jones? Any info on this guy?

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Edit: Some info on him, wiki shit, who knows how true it is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix_Jones
http://www.komonews.com/news/local/113246859.html?tab=video

Sounds like he's gettting his ass kicked, makes sense.

They are going to die

I read today about a terminally ill cancer patient woman who took down a bank robber.

She's a superhero!

Lulz, wanna talk real life heroes? How about the workers at the Fukushima power plant? The ones who are struggling to repair it?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Lulz, wanna talk real life heroes? How about the workers at the Fukushima power plant? The ones who are struggling to repair it?

Yeah but they don't look like this so cares.

http://www.comicscavern.com/storage/ellen-page-590km0323.jpg

Grammar check.

idealist comic book convention freaks gone wild.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
idealist comic book convention freaks gone wild.

end thread?

Originally posted by Blinky
Phoenix Jones? Any info on this guy?

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Edit: Some info on him, wiki shit, who knows how true it is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix_Jones
http://www.komonews.com/news/local/113246859.html?tab=video

Sounds like he's gettting his ass kicked, makes sense.

He actually got famous for chasing off some crooks, so if any of them are effective, it'll be him.

Originally posted by dadudemon
end thread?

yes. asap. please.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
yes. asap. please.

No way we can end this thread, not without you accusing somebody of being "racist" first.

Heh, one of my occupations is being a superhero. I get paid to visit sick kids at Loma Linda Hospital. I started doing this volunteer only, but they started givin' us a few bucks to get many of us together in one place so kids can go apehit.

That's actually legit hero feats.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I read today about a terminally ill cancer patient woman who took down a bank robber.

She's a superhero!

Damn, who the hell was the bank robber?

Originally posted by Blinky
No way we can end this thread, not without you accusing somebody of being "racist" first.

yea but this need to close even before i do that..

Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
He actually got famous for chasing off some crooks, so if any of them are effective, it'll be him.

Crimes stopped so far

* In Lynnwood, Washington, Phoenix Jones prevented a car break-in, although the perpetrator escaped.
* In Seattle, Washington, Phoenix Jones alerted the police to a driver he believed to be intoxicated.


So he yelled at some hood-rat about to jimmy a car door and phoned the cops about a swerving car.

Hell, I've done those things several times. *dons cape*

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Hell, I've done those things several times. *dons cape*

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3042/3033400791_3fe6cf8d74_z.jpg

Nah, mine would be baby shit green.