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I was out walking recently when some greys or that's what it sounded like, maybe it was gays or some other Alien term abducted me. They gave me some alien pills and I woke up with a sore botty.

given the technology level, why do this?

they were drunkards with a poor sense of humor?

Because, Earthling, your kind behaves so asinine at times, we figure that's where your brains are.

They come for the Cattle mutilation, but stay for the ass.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
They come for the Cattle mutilation, but stay for the ass.

Those be Texans.

Texans are happy with any combination.

Cattle and ass mutilation.
Mutilation and cattle ass.

It's all the same weekend of fun to them.

ROFLMFAO

I think we believe too much stuff that happens in movies about Aliens.

Originally posted by Robtard
Those be Texans. You dropped your bag of oranges.

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
I think we believe too much stuff that happens in movies about God.

This seems to work too.

Originally posted by jaden101
Texans are happy with any combination.

Cattle and ass mutilation.
Mutilation and cattle ass.

It's all the same weekend of fun to them.



nice.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
This seems to work too.

I only meant Aliens.Do you really hate or not believe in God that much to change what I said?thats pretty sad.

It's one big intergalactic game of Stink Finger.

Better question: Why is alien fiction obsessed with this idea that should aliens abduct people, they'll want to stick probes up anuses?