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Family deaths are not fun. Sorry I have been away for sooooooo long, but school has been getting a bit rougher and family deaths and such are things you can't avoid. But on the good news, all that is over and done with now. I got into a good college, where I will study theater performance (look for me in the film industry one day) and I have two scholarships now! YEAH! Money is always appreciated for college.

Welcome back, sorry to hear about the death thingies, but good news about the college, scholarships and Money. Money is not actually the root of all evil, it's greed.

I agree with corran all the way

Welcome back Padme, the college stuff sounds like some good news at least.

Family deaths aren't fun at all. Glad to hear you got into a good colledge though.

Ohhh....now I wanna know what college Padme thinks is "good"......*runs to PM her.*

oh..familly deaths....
if you ever want to talk about it padme...

Who died???

(Runs over and hugs Padme to near-death)

tells Ush the difference between padme and his stuffed winney the pooh

hi! nice to see you posting again

YAYYYYY!!!

Padme is the one who bites if you squeeze too hard.

well winney would also have taken a chunk out of you Corran

thanks everyone. I don't bite, hard anyway....just enough to leave marks...

my brother and my grandmother passed away a week between eachother, so I didn't really spend any time at home on the computer. Instead I spend it curled up on a couch with my boyfriend...he keeps calling me everyday asking how I am feeling. But enough of sad news, time for good news!

Good news- I have a new idea for a book that I am going to write and attempt to get published. The book is entire collection of essays I am writing and I think I might title it, "I am Susan." So if it ever does make it big, someone please buy it....I am a poor soon to be freshman in college.....

Hugs to everyone!

will do.

*mental note to self* pre-order I am susan on Amazon.com

I finished my next Essay giving my theories on why the jello is high school cafeterias, will never jiggle.....Yay! Buyers, maybe I will eventually pay off that first year of higher learning!

Non-jiggling Jello OMG how traumatic.

and the show must go on

a little bit late but welcome back anyway !

Hi Padme see you in future posts!!

yes and now I have my theory on the Hot Dog conspiracy and Bill Gates, that essay got me kicked out of class

Hmmm.

She claimed it was too controversial

And so kicked you out? Harsh. Have another hug.

HHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGG!!!!!

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

(snuggles up to Padme)
Never leave this board again

I'l try not to

(Handcuffs himself to Padme)

There

(is now handcuffed to Ush)
Guess I'm not going anywhere or a long time.

Result!

(smiles)

Oh well I thinkthat would ust please the rest of the forum.

Double result!

Results, we are getting results around here!

About time.

Err... what happens if I need to use the bathroom?

pee in you pants

Hmm... a disadvantage...

very sorry....

Any suggestions?

yes.... go when u must return after you've washed ur hands...

Did you miss the "I am handcuffed to a girl" part of things?

probably.Anway here's a suggestion:she could help you with that

eat garlic, and if she has the keys she'll most likely unlock the cuffs if you breathe on her with your garlicy breath

She'll have to.

Ush's doctor told him not to operate heavy equipment.

go home and use ur own bathroom.

should I take that as u know how "heavy" is it ?

I don't believe I'd want to know if why he knew how heavy it is if he did know. Well Ush, I guess you will never use the bathroom again, because if I had to go I wouldn't be able to....a guy handcuffed to a woman that has to use the restroom leaves her with one option, holding it.

k, here's what ya do, Go to a restaraunt bathroom, go in but leave the other out. Then close the door and do your business. It'll be a lot of trouble, but you see the chain will move in that little space between the door and the lock.

Great. That's going to get REAL uncomfortable after a few months.

BTW, Mech, that was damn funny...

*Takes bow*

allor vader=funniest punk alive------mech=2nd funniest punk alive.

hi padme!

and member is a need for a straitjacket

I second that!

No, member needs a mansion, with 10 cars, and psychiatrist who gets paid and has give da money to member.

gets paid for his member?

still needs a strait jacket

wot!? who needs a straight jacket?

member

which member?

re

As usual, Lara has a confused look on her face.....

's a good look tho.

:O