All of jabba the hutts men vs Darth caedus

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ALL OF JABBA THE HUTTS MEN VS Darth caedus


WHo will win?

Location:Jabba's palace
Positions:were normally jabba's men are and darth caedus at the door
Boba fett is at the top of the building

Black bolt z
Caedus stomps

truejedi
yeah...

RagingBoner
Vergere once told the Yuuzhan Vong (Nom Anor, perhaps) that Mandalorians were the greatest threat to the Jedi. Logically, this would require that the Mandalorians surpass the Sith in terms of dangerousness, which ultimately means that Boba Fett alone could defeat Caedus and, perhaps, kill the entire galaxy with his mere presence.

edit: Also, consider that a random Mandalorian kneecapped Caedus in Revelation, in a position to kill him effortlessly. Just imagine what Fett could do.

truejedi
lol, that was written by traviss as she ran her hands over her lady parts....

RagingBoner
Originally posted by truejedi
lol, that was written by traviss as she ran her hands over her lady parts....

Thanks, I just threw up a little bit.

truejedi
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.otherchangeofhobbit.com/0411travissk300.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.otherchangeofhobbit.com/index2.html&usg=__6ABI2w7nXYe4TKdr33uX_VJ1bbY=&h=300&w=176&sz=24&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=dP2AnGB7ZJjxgM:&tbnh=173&tbnw=112&ei=RPa0Tc2IDM2ftget-IzqDg&prev=/ search%3Fq%3Dkaren%2Btraviss%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26
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you know you'd hit that.

RagingBoner
Originally posted by truejedi
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.otherchangeofhobbit.com/0411travissk300.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.otherchangeofhobbit.com/index2.html&usg=__6ABI2w7nXYe4TKdr33uX_VJ1bbY=&h=300&w=176&sz=24&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=dP2AnGB7ZJjxgM:&tbnh=173&tbnw=112&ei=RPa0Tc2IDM2ftget-IzqDg&prev=/ search%3Fq%3Dkaren%2Btraviss%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26
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you know you'd hit that.

I think her aura of b1tchiness just broke my nose.

Lord Lucien
Originally posted by RagingBoner
Vergere once told the Yuuzhan Vong (Nom Anor, perhaps) that Mandalorians were the greatest threat to the Jedi. Logically, this would require that the Mandalorians surpass the Sith in terms of dangerousness, which ultimately means that Boba Fett alone could defeat Caedus and, perhaps, kill the entire galaxy with his mere presence. I lol'd.


The greatest thing about her work with Star Wars is that so much of it has been retconned by The Clone Wars show; the Jango history particularly. Her Wiki article mentions that she had to cancel three planned novels becuase of it.

truejedi
2,000,000 clones still stands.... ugh.

Lord Lucien
I thought it was 3 million.

truejedi
was it?

RagingBoner
It was 200,000 at Geonosis; 3 million by the end of the war.

Lucius
Originally posted by truejedi
2,000,000 clones still stands.... ugh.

And another 5,000,000 would apparently bankrupt the Republic. In fact the Republic is so damn poor that Padme, being the dumb ***** that she is, employs an aid that doesn't have access to running water or the basic necessities of life. Your average Ethiopian has better access to basic facilities than a Republic citizen.

RagingBoner
Originally posted by Lucius
And another 5,000,000 would apparently bankrupt the Republic. In fact the Republic is so damn poor that Padme, being the dumb ***** that she is, employs an aid that doesn't have access to running water or the basic necessities of life. Your average Ethiopian has better access to basic facilities than a Republic citizen.

The one thing we never discussed about that episode is how in the world Palpatine got out of that debt.

Lord Lucien
Originally posted by Lucius
And another 5,000,000 would apparently bankrupt the Republic. In fact the Republic is so damn poor that Padme, being the dumb ***** that she is, employs an aid that doesn't have access to running water or the basic necessities of life. Your average Ethiopian has better access to basic facilities than a Republic citizen. Whaa...?

RagingBoner
Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Whaa...?

The Clone Wars episode entitled Pursuit of Peace.

truejedi
i guess i missed it, cause it was a cartoon for little kids.

Lucius
Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Whaa...?

I take it you haven't been following TCW.

Originally posted by RagingBoner
The one thing we never discussed about that episode is how in the world Palpatine got out of that debt.

He clearly uses his urban charm to seduce the Nightsister Witch lady to teach him how to summon money from thin air.

RagingBoner
Originally posted by Lucius
He clearly uses his urban charm to seduce the Nightsister Witch lady to teach him how to summon money from thin air.

I sincerely hope you meant urbane, because all I'm getting is a mental image of a ghetto!Palpatine.

Gangstatine? laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud

Lord Lucien
I watched the movie and the first few episodes and I was thoroughly repulsed by the show.

Lucius
Originally posted by RagingBoner
I sincerely hope you meant urbane, because all I'm getting is a mental image of a ghetto!Palpatine.

Gangstatine? laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud

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Originally posted by Lord Lucien
I watched the movie and the first few episodes and I was thoroughly repulsed by the show.

And it holds higher canon than other EU.

RagingBoner
Could be GoogleChrome, Lucius, but your video isn't showing up.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
I watched the movie and the first few episodes and I was thoroughly repulsed by the show.

It ain't perfect, but it has its moments. Anything with Dooku, for example.

Lord Lucien
I paid money to go see that movie. Not even half way through it I started feeling so... violated. And not the regular kind of movie theater violated either.

EDIT: Firefox denies it too.

RagingBoner
Originally posted by Lord Lucien
I paid money to go see that movie. Not even half way through it I started feeling so... violated. And not the regular kind of movie theater violated either.

EDIT: Firefox denies it too.

Using the power of deduction, I have ascertained it is the Star Wars Gangta Rap.

The movie sucked, definitely.

Lord Lucien
Which Rap? There are three that I know of.

Lucius
Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Which Rap? There are three that I know of.

I grabbed the first one I could find on Youtube.

RagingBoner
Originally posted by Lucius
I grabbed the first one I could find on Youtube.

Lazy bastard. Didn't even bother to ascertain which one is the best?

Thank God to ign for just introducing me to Tori Black. I had no idea who she was before, but she and I are going to become acquainted.

SIDIOUS 66
Originally posted by RagingBoner
It ain't perfect, but it has its moments. Anything with Dooku, for example.

Yeah, any episode with Dooku I enjoy. Except when he gets captured by pirates. I found the whole thing with him running around with Obi Wan and Anakin chained together a complete joke.

Lucius
Originally posted by RagingBoner
Lazy bastard. Didn't even bother to ascertain which one is the best?

Thank God to ign for just introducing me to Tori Black. I had no idea who she was before, but she and I are going to become acquainted.

The pornstar? She's got this one awesome scene with Lexi Belle...

RagingBoner
Originally posted by Lucius
The pornstar? She's got this one awesome scene with Lexi Belle...

I don't know who she is either, but Tori Black is gorgeous. I've found, in my experience, that most pornstars are ass ugly or just okay. Perhaps I should have been more scholarly in such pursuits, though....

Stealth Moose
From Jabba the Hutt to pr0nstars. Welcome to KMC!

RagingBoner
Originally posted by SIDIOUS 66
Yeah, any episode with Dooku I enjoy. Except when he gets captured by pirates. I found the whole thing with him running around with Obi Wan and Anakin chained together a complete joke.

Yeah. Palpatine's a badass in the show, too.

SIDIOUS 66
Originally posted by RagingBoner
Yeah. Palpatine's a badass in the show, too.

Of course.

Lucius
Originally posted by RagingBoner
I don't know who she is either, but Tori Black is gorgeous. I've found, in my experience, that most pornstars are ass ugly or just okay. Perhaps I should have been more scholarly in such pursuits, though....

You apparently missing out on the likes of Molly Cavil, Rebecca Linares, and Celeste Star.

Although ever since Linares got that absurd boob job I've found her scenes to be not nearly as good.

RagingBoner
Originally posted by Lucius
You apparently missing out on the likes of Molly Cavil, Rebecca Linares, and Celeste Star.

Although ever since Linares got that absurd boob job I've found her scenes to be not nearly as good.

I am familiar with Linares. And Mindy Main. But those are about the only ones I've ever learned by name. And Tera Patrick, of course, because she was so high profiled and on Vh1 a lot.

truejedi
only one i know by name is Lisa Ann

RagingBoner
Originally posted by truejedi
only one i know by name is Lisa Ann

Sounds terribly pedestrian.

truejedi
she did the very controversial "nailin palin" video.

RagingBoner
Originally posted by truejedi
she did the very controversial "nailin palin" video.

Never saw it.

truejedi
neither did i.

RagingBoner
Are you seriously suggesting we watch it together? That's really temptinggay, dude.

Stealth Moose
TJ is typing one-handed, it'll take a minute.

RagingBoner
Originally posted by Stealth Moose
TJ is typing one-handed, it'll take a minute.

And probably no more than that. laughing out loud

zing!

truejedi
like i have more time than that to waste on porn.

RagingBoner
Originally posted by truejedi
like i have more time than that to waste on porn.

How could you? Your avatar would condemn you with its judgmental eyes.

truejedi
its true. i feel bad even discussing porn with its cute little chubby yellow cheeks, and its little squinty brown eyes looking at me.

Lord Lucien
So I'm watching the Clone Wars movie, about halfway through. I was almost turned off by all the campy dialogue, stupid plotline, blocky animation and childish simplicity... but then I was totally pulled in by the pretty colors, explosions, and cool stuff.

Lucas is a f*cking genius.

EDIT: Oh and apparently, Anakin can tell that Jabba's son has a fever by putting his gloved mechanical hand over its head.

truejedi
um... no, its a really lame movie.

Lord Lucien
I remember in the theatre sighing in mixed disgust/surrender when Ziro appeared on screen.

truejedi
ziro is the gay hutt, right?

Lord Lucien
The flamingly gay, cross-dressing Hutt.

Lucius
With the exception of some intriguing moments regarding half assed attempts to make the CIS less EVIL (which involve some of the most absurd retcons ever made,) and the aforementioned badass Count moments (or Cad Bane,) TWC is horrendously awful, even for a kids show. There are some awesome kid shows out there, so its not like the kiddie label was going to kill it outright. Avatar was a kid show and it was ****ing awesome.

Nephthys
**** yeah it was.

2012 needs to hurry up. Legend of Korra's gonna kick ass.

P.S. TWC sucks and will always suck.

Black bolt z
Originally posted by truejedi
ziro is the gay hutt, right? Originally posted by Lord Lucien
The flamingly gay, cross-dressing Hutt. Ziro is a female...

Nephthys
No he isn't.

But I can see how you'd make that mistake.

Black bolt z
Originally posted by Nephthys
No he isn't.

But I can see how you'd make that mistake. The pink and purple hue in his skin definitly makes him seem more....feminine.

Nephthys
Hence the flaming gay, cross-dressing part.

Iden Enserath
Originally posted by Lucius
You apparently missing out on the likes of Molly Cavil, Rebecca Linares, and Celeste Star.

Although ever since Linares got that absurd boob job I've found her scenes to be not nearly as good.

Kirara Asuka is where it's at.

Nephthys
You and your Japan fetish. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Rebecca Linares is (or, was at least) factually the most beautiful woman in the world.

Iden Enserath
I don't actually particularly like Japanese women, but as far as pornstars go Kirara Asuka has them all beat by a pretty significan margin.

Miranda Kerr is by far the hottest woman in the world.

Slash_KMC
Japanese girls always have this certain look that makes them look absolutely retarted.

It may be because they all remind me of that one Japanese looking girl on youtube who does absolutely nothing but look in the camera. Whenever I see that blank stare it feels like I'm looking into absolute nothingness.

truejedi
in porn, japanese chicks always do such weird squeaking that it renders it unwatchable... anybody else agree with that? (plus their privvy' are all censored out....)

Lucius
Originally posted by truejedi
in porn, japanese chicks always do such weird squeaking that it renders it unwatchable... anybody else agree with that? (plus their privvy' are all censored out....)

I have to agree. The noise gets really disconcerting.

RagingBoner
Originally posted by Lucius
I have to agree. The noise gets really disconcerting.

thumb up

But, then, I tend to believe that noise from any woman is disconcerting, regardless of purpose.

Lucius
Originally posted by RagingBoner
thumb up

But, then, I tend to believe that noise from any woman is disconcerting, regardless of purpose.

I believe they have a word for men allergic to a woman's noise.

RagingBoner
Originally posted by Lucius
I believe they have a word for men allergic to a woman's noise.

Sensible?

Nephthys
Fabulous?

RagingBoner
Originally posted by Nephthys
Fabulous?

That one works.

Lord Lucien
Originally posted by truejedi
in porn, japanese chicks always do such weird squeaking that it renders it unwatchable... anybody else agree with that? (plus their privvy' are all censored out....) Agreed. Bets to watch it muted. It's also the best way to watch the L Word.

Lucius
Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Agreed. Bets to watch it muted. It's also the best way to watch the L Word.

I just downloaded that. Not sure what to think yet.

Lord Lucien
I barely remember that show, been a few years since I've seen it. I remember Shane being my favourite.

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