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Darth sion vs five jedi padawans.

Location: Jabba's palace, in the band room

Positions. sion at one end, the five padawans at the other.

Who winss?

*Sigh*

Scottish Sith ftw!

I always liked that.

Rancor solo's.

Sion draws upon the power of the warped ore of Tatooine, long since corrupted to the Dark Side by the Star Map. He's able to rise again if any Padawan gets a lucky hit.

Which they won't.

Ofcourse they won't get a lucky hit. Only Ahsoka and Obi-Wan have that kind of PIS power behind them.

we have literally been overran with KOTOR.. It happened gradually, so we didn't realize it, but it happened.

Sions eats these chumps for breakfast

No, Sion eats cereal for breakfast.

Any Sith Lord should be able to handle five Padawans.

Originally posted by axel_jovan
No, Sion eats cereal for breakfast. http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/8/8b/AckbarCereal.jpg

Yep, that's Sion's favourite

Originally posted by axel_jovan
Yep, that's Sion's favourite Even though sion died 4000 years before ackbar was born

Ehh, petty details.

Besides, I'm pretty sure Sion is immortal, remember?
He faked his death. And now eats Admiral Ackbar cereal.

Originally posted by axel_jovan
Ehh, petty details.

Besides, I'm pretty sure Sion is immortal, remember?
He faked his death. And now eats Admiral Ackbar cereal. He is now...Joe! Dark lord of plumbing!

Lesse, is there *any* five Padawans that could do this?

Like Anakin and Obi-wan, each right before they were knighted... dunno who else...

You're missing the big one. Luke Skywalker.

Although, I guess, one could argue that he was not a Padawan.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Sion draws upon the power of the warped ore of Tatooine, long since corrupted to the Dark Side by the Star Map. He's able to rise again if any Padawan gets a lucky hit.

Which they won't. You saw it too? It's all DarkSerpent's doing. He's more clever than we thought...

Sion.

He was a contemporary/ally/frenemy of the great Darth Nihilus, who could, lest we forget, destroy the Force/life/the universe with his mere presence. Logically, that would require incredible power and strength and penis size.

Besides, a N-canon video showed that Nihilus Himself was unable to permanently kill the Dread Lord.

Originally posted by RagingBoner
Sion.

He was a contemporary/ally/frenemy of the great Darth Nihilus, who could, lest we forget, destroy the Force/life/the universe with his mere presence. Logically, that would require incredible power and strength and penis size.

Besides, a N-canon video showed that Nihilus Himself was unable to permanently kill the Dread Lord.

u mad?

Originally posted by ares834
You're missing the big one. Luke Skywalker.

Although, I guess, one could argue that he was not a Padawan.

Yea, he never was adopted as someone's student.

Oh, I guess there's Cade Official padawan, never knighted!

Originally posted by Q99
Yea, he never was adopted as someone's student.

Oh, I guess there's Cade Official padawan, never knighted! Sure he was. Yoda chose him as his apprentice. Cade on the other hand distances himself from the Jedi.

Originally posted by ares834
Sure he was. Yoda chose him as his apprentice. Cade on the other hand distances himself from the Jedi.

Hm, yea, true. Short padawanship but I guess it counts.

Cade distanced himself, but still went to Sazen to complete his training (then shortly thereafter left again, but again still counts).

So the team so far-
PM Obi-Wan
Anakin right before he gets knighted
RotJ Luke
Pre-Sith training Cade

Who's a fifth?

Neither Mindwipe-Revan nor Jolee Bindo ever made it past Padawan-status. Revan would be a good choice.

K... Sion is stomped.

Sion's last word, "Cheaters!"