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According to Vortex, Abeloth possesses twelve times or so the Force strength of Luke Skywalker. Not too shabby, eh?

But his opponent is a person that, according to Darth Traya and Visas Marr, could condemn the galaxy to death (along with the presence of other Sith) and potentially destroy all life.

So we have an extraordinarily powerful, but unrefined combatant versus a person who can destroy life/the Force/the universe with his mere presence.

Given the monumental evidence in Nihilus's favor, I'm going to side with him.

Abeloth does indeed seem the vastly more powerful of the two. But from what I've heard it seems like she sucks a fat one in personal combat.

I dunno. Feats?

how does Nihilus do in personal combat?

Originally posted by truejedi
how does Nihilus do in personal combat?

He beat the Exile and co with a casual wave of his hand.

Originally posted by Nephthys
He beat the Exile and co with a casual wave of his hand.

As you know, I haven't played the game in eons. So remind me: Was that before or after he was overpowered and killed by them?

Um, didn't N. got killed by the Exile and co.?

Before. And before he had to be greatly weakened to enable them to do that, smartypants.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Before.

Ah, thanks.

Jeez Gideon DO SOME F*CKING RESEARCH NEXT TIME GOD!

oh wait, he beat them? I thought that in personal combat, he was killed by that group, but I will defer to you, because apparently you alone know what was going on in that game.

So canonically speaking, though it appeared that N was killed by the exile and co, he actually wasn't, he won that fight? is that right?

Yep!

Originally posted by truejedi
oh wait, he beat them? I thought that in personal combat, he was killed by that group, but I will defer to you, because apparently you alone know what was going on in that game.

So canonically speaking, though it appeared that N was killed by the exile and co, he actually wasn't, he won that fight? is that right?



That's right.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8M4A38LyBBs/TDXth16VQpI/AAAAAAAAZ9g/0xqSMfpThB4/s400/Smug+Faces1.jpg

Damn Straight!

Naturally, you would choose Hollywood's greatest douchebag entertainer to make your point.

he's british tho...

Not yet!

http://blog.nj.com/alltv/2008/04/large_110384_6499_ful.jpg

Damn Straight!

There we go. Douchbaggery to the max!

...

Of all the possible things you could have said, that was by far the most hurtful.

Alan Shore is not a fvcking douchebag. Take it back. Now.

http://photos-p.friendster.com/photos/21/51/61781512/1_772022602m.jpg

Look at me! I'm Alan Shore! Could I BE more of a douchebag!?


j/k.

I hate you!

Cute.






Btw. Abeloth wins

I seriously can't stop laughing now.

....

Its getting to be a problem.

....

Yeah, I know.
Why would anyone think that N, stands even a chance?
Really, this thread should not exist.

Originally posted by axel_jovan

Really, this thread should not exist.

It wouldn't, because Nihilus can destroy life/the Force/the universe/this thread with his mere presence.

Stop that. You're just bitter. You know thats only potentially.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Stop that. You're just bitter. You know thats only potentially.

Egads!

What's this?

A Nihilus fanboy who can discern the difference between imminent threats and potential ones?

Can NOT compute......................................................................................................................................................dfwrhetj[pae
[hkje

Oh shush. Don't make me mock Alan Shore at you again.

Abeloth uses her noodley appendages to plug Nihilus' hunger with raw Force energy and fill him up until he bursts from a bloated metaphysical stomach.

Originally posted by Lucius
Abeloth uses her noodley appendages to plug Nihilus' hunger with raw Force energy and fill him up until he bursts from a bloated metaphysical stomach.

This is compelling.

http://boston-legal.org/9-gone/IMAGES/boston-legal-gone-12_23_05.jpg
^^^
The face N. makes while raping Abeloth with the Force.

(The Force is what he named his




Edit: damn slow internet connection, this went on for another three sentences, culminating in Gideon's mom (just like I did last night).

^ That was a hilarious episode.

edit: My mother said you had a small penis and that she faked every moan.

What a good show. It was almost as good as Doctor Who is.

I still maintain that Doctor Who is fairly shitty.

Boston Legal was topical as hell; some of the episodes are unwatchable now that we have a black president. It assumes a higher level of ambient rage than is currently available, as well as a higher amount of liberal guilt. We have a black president now, though.

Doctor Who is timeless, and has one of the most jaw-droppingly intricate character arcs you've ever seen.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I still maintain that Doctor Who is fairly shitty.
I still maintain that you're an agent of Perverted Justice.

I mean, how shitty of a british person can you actually be before it turns out that you are just trying to get DS to cybersex you?

I hate the way you are. You are so... terrible.



love you

Who said I had to try. awepedo



Thats not what your dad mum said last night. When we did it! In his butt!

According to Visas, N. just has to speak and BAM Abeloth is gone. So unless Abeloth brings some serious ducktape, she is screwed.

Originally posted by Slash_KMC
According to Visas, N. just has to speak and BAM Abeloth is gone. So unless Abeloth brings some serious ducktape, she is screwed.

There's tape made from ducks?

Originally posted by RagingBoner
There's tape made from ducks?

Yes, this is the 21st century, there's tape made from everything.

Originally posted by Slash_KMC
Yes, this is the 21st century, there's tape made from everything.

From semen and flesh?!

Originally posted by RagingBoner
From semen and flesh?!

Especially from semen and flesh. That's why I never have to buy tape.

Originally posted by RagingBoner
From semen and flesh?! Semen on flesh.

I think I will pick Abeloth.

bump




and Abeloth

Especially since she can make a city of Force-users melt and the Force-users themselves implode? Badass.

I hope that bump is a crab bite, douche.

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
Especially since she can make a city of Force-users melt and the Force-users themselves implode? Badass.

My thoughts exactly. I'm glad that they are finally having her live up to the hype.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
I hope that bump is a crab bite, douche.

It is...






Tell your mother never again.

Originally posted by ares834
It is...






Tell your mother never again. She said you still owe her for last time.

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
Especially since she can make a city of Force-users melt and the Force-users themselves implode? Badass.

And yet Luke routinely kicks her ass?

Originally posted by Nephthys
And yet Luke routinely kicks her ass?

Don't forget Vol. stoned

Well duh. Dude kicks her ass so hard he doesn't even need a head to do it.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
She said you still owe her for last time.

How much are two American dollars worth in Canadian currency?

Originally posted by ares834
How much are two American dollars worth in Candaian currecny? $1.96.

Originally posted by ares834
Candaian currecny?

Since there exists no country named Candai, I'm not sure. You're probably better off with Monopoly money.

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
Since there exists no country named Candai, I'm not sure. You're probably better off with Monopoly money.

I'm unsure what you are talking about. But I'll take your adivce.

Indian rupees FTW!

Originally posted by ares834
I'm unsure what you are talking about. But I'll take your adivce.

Ah yes, the sneaky edit function.

Turr_Phennir
Especially since she can make a city of Force-users melt and the Force-users themselves implode? Badass.
Details.

All of them.

Originally posted by Eminence
Details.

All of them.

Abeloth is accepted as an ally by the Lost Tribe of Sith to engage the Jedi and GA. After a day of celebration on the Sith world of Kesh, Abeloth psychically attacks its leader, Grand Lord Vol, after sensing his intent to use and enslave her. Despite her vastly superior power (her Force strength is twelve times that of Luke's), Vol's mastery of a mnemotherapy technique and own considerable power (which is said to be on Luke's level) is sufficient for him to exploit a mental weakness in her armor. He manages to severely wound her and escape.

In response, she unleashes "nearly inconceivable amounts of Force energy upon a city that was completely unprepared for it," even though she "barely noticed" how much energy she was releasing.

The effort was such to implode the dozens of Sith Lords and their families in the immediate vicinity and destroyed the entire city.

Abeloth is hawt.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Abeloth is hawt.

She's actually quite ugly.

Is she?

Is this the point where I start singing Morgenstern?

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Is she?

She's an unholy Eldritch creature, so ya.



You'll find that references to abstract German music is lost on me.

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
She's an unholy Eldritch creature, so ya.

I'm pretty sure my last two girlfriends were this, so try again.





Link if you please

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
I'm pretty sure my last two girlfriends were this, so try again.

But did they have tentacles for arms/fingers and mouths that pretty much bisected their entire faces?






doubt it



That was so bad it violated my anus as well as my ears. he

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
But did they have tentacles for arms/fingers and mouths that pretty much bisected their entire faces?






doubt it

It might have made the sex better. Just saying.





I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that for now.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that for now.

I didn't say it. uhuh

I'm going to pretend I didn't read it either.

People who hate Rammstein deserve a sound beating.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
People who hate Rammstein deserve a sound beating.

..............In what context? innuendur

In any context.

..............Sexual context? innuendur

That too. If you're ****ing Rammstein, I deserve to know.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
That too. If you're ****ing Rammstein, I deserve to know.

From the sound of the music, a couple of big, burly black men already have that taken care of.

I don't like you.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
I don't like you.

I also don't think Dooku is more powerful than Sidious. facepalm











i apologize

Neither do I.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Neither do I.

Oh.

Well.





...........This is kind of awkward.

Inaccurate rumor?

It's okay. I revel in making people feel ashamed.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
It's okay. I revel in making people feel ashamed.

Yes, usually your family, I gather.

Some of them talk to me. That doesn't count.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
That doesn't count.

But Dooku does!








Get it?














Get it? Dooku's a Count

No XP gained this round.

Correction: It's said to be close to Luke's level.

Yeah, no one is really on Luke's level. He eats Nihilus and craps Ragnos.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Yeah, no one is really on Luke's level. He eats Nihilus and craps Ragnos.

She can't eat something that doesn't exist in the Force. :P

On the other hand,our Master of Void will have a delicious feast and he may sate his endless hunger once and for all...

Poor Nihilus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Father beats Luke.