Jack ass the movie!!
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LanceWindu
Ok this review isn't from me, but from my friend.
He said he just got out of the theater and he was laughing his ass off.
I asked what rating he'd give it and he said 20 out of 10.
kychesu
20 out of 10? .. holy crap. i can't even give a movie 9 out of 10, let alone 20 lol. yes yes i'm a harsh critic. oh well, time to go see jackass for mahself
J-ROC
I just saw it-- the entire time i was laughing my ass off. I got a ****n headache now. 30+++++++++++ out of 10

BackFire349
so its the best movie ever made huh? yeah thats believable, considering its made by a bunch of uncreative drunks.
LanceWindu
You know what BackFire? Why don't you just go let people talk without butting in and acting like a moron.
BackFire349
why am i acting like a moron, cuz i disagree? you're the one resorting to name calling.
Tex
Yeah Lance, everytime someone disagrees with your opinions, you turn into a major ass.
So why dont you just let backfire talk without butting in and acting like a moron.
J-ROC
Who gives a shit what anyone else thinks?!?!!? I think the movie was hilarious and was a nice little change from all the gay shit they put out nowadays!!!! It was the most entertaining movie I've ever seen- and if anyone disagrees with me....wooooopty dooo!!!!
Tex
Exactly!

zimbo
I like Jackass but movie,I think it wasn't good idea
BackFire349
J-roc has the right frame of mind, i may disagree with him, but ill respect his opinion on the fact that he enjoyed the movie, thats his choice.
Thomas H
looking forward to this movie!!!
BackFire349
i cant believe it made it to number 1.
Tex
Lots of people are going to go see it atleast a couple of times.
I think it will make around 60m.
J-ROC
The dudes who I saw it with were on their 3rd time already. Its an addictive movie. Im gonna see it again this weekend...It's so awesome!!!!!!!

ToMacco
They'll make a sequel, I guarantee.
I'll see this movie when it comes out on video, and someone else pays for it.
BackFire349
yeah, thats the only way ill see it.
Tex
Johhny Knoxville was on Howard Stern and he said that no matter how successful this movie was, there would be no sequel.
Probably the next one will come out as a DVD or something.
Anyways, these untalented drunks are now all millionares!
Only in America

Mujaffa
was it anny good???
Bad Boy
I wouldn't call them untalented.
Bam is a kick ass professional skater and his one of the other guys is a professional guitarist.
These guys have a lot of balls!!! How many people here would jump into a raw sewer system or put leaches in your mouths?
BackFire349
for the amount of money they're doing it for sure i would. and what does skating or playing a guitarr do with being talented film makers, alot people can skate and play the guitarr, they dont all go out and make a bad movie.
BackFire349
and a bad television show, which was nothing more then tom green show on speed.
Tex
I've seen it.
Nothing much more than was on the regular TV show.
A bit disappointed.
BackFire349
im never going to pay to see it.
Mujaffa
well you gotta.. cos i m paying shit of money when the the movie hits the theaters here in norway
BackFire349
im not. ive seen the show already, same stuff.
Tex
My only problem with the movie was that it didn't go to far.
They can no longer top their previous stunts.
It's more of the same old stuff.
finti
so it is enough to watch the show then
BackFire349
i wouldnt even recomend that.
J-ROC
To put it simply- If you like hilariously stupid stunts and sick and twisted humor, Jackass (movie or not) is for you. There is nothing not to like, not unless ur an uptight little peasant who doesn't know what fun and humor is.
BackFire349
there plenty not to like, for starters its the most repetitive show ever made, and im sure the movie isnt much different. plus the humor is pretty lousy too. and its funny, you call me uptight just cuz i dont happen to share your sense of humor.
Tex
Yeah, it was pretty boring.
There were alot of dumb frat guys yelling and shouting at the screen!
Like:
"OH SHIT" and "HELL YEAH" and dumb crap like that.
Got annoying really quick.
finti
Thing is what more can they do that haven already been on the show??
J-ROC
It's just entertainment...and thats exactly what it does- entertain.
BackFire349
never entertained me really.
Bad Boy
Oh well, your loss cos Jackass is sooooo damn funny!
BackFire349
i dont think so.
J-ROC
Ok man...we got your point...You hate jackass..sucks to be you- now lets move on.
finti
yo Canadian quit with that sucks to be you crap
BackFire349
yeah, after all, you are canadian.
zimbo
E!....what you talking about.
How's canadian.
BackFire349
jroc, with your maple LEAFS.
J-ROC
Oh man. I just love how you use the "You're Canadian" insults to get back at me. You guys are really hurting my feelings- please stop. You think I care what a bunch of obnoxious, obese, cheese-burger eating Americans think???? Come up with some real insults you smelly yanks.
BackFire349
well you care enough to make a reply. and say what you want, but at least in american we can spell the words 'leaves' properly.
J-ROC
I can spell leaves properly. Good insult you dumbass!!!!
BackFire349
lol jesus, thats some heavy canadian anger emitting from you. im glad to hear you can spell leaves, considering that the toronto hockey team is called the maple LEAFS. you should calm down though.
J-ROC
Oh man...You Americans really are as stupid as most of the countries say you are.
BackFire349
why do you say that?
BackFire349
man, you canadians sure are an agrivated bunch, no wonder your the clowns of the world.
J-ROC
hahahahaha ya ok buddy!!!
Tex
Congratulations you two! You have completely ruined the Jackass thread!!!

BackFire349
it had to be done.
BackFire349
besides, it was ruined by the crappiness of teh show and movie.
J-ROC
-and this is coming from a guy who thinks The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is the best movie ever made.

BackFire349
no i dont, its my favorite movie ever made, i think the best movie is one flew over the cuckoos nest. texas chainsaw massacre is the best horror movie ever made. and horror is my favorite genre. so there for its my favorite movie.
LanceWindu
I've seen better.
BackFire349
you've seen better then what? texas massacre or cuckoos nest? oh well, either way you are incorrect, chainsaw is the best horror movie bar none. it pretty much created every sub genre in horror. and cuckoos nest has unarguably the best acting and some of the best character development.
J-ROC
Who's to say he's incorrect? It's all a matter of opinion. If he thinks Conan The Barbarian has the best acting ever in a movie then who's to say he's wrong? One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest has great acting but not the best ever, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre is the stupidest piece of shit that has ever been released. ************
NO NAME CALLING
zimbo
And about Conan the Barbarian-he is wrong.
BackFire349
name a movie with better acting, and if you diss texas massacre you put down texas massacre you are putting down every horror movie that came out after it. the simple fact is that chainsaw massacre was the basis for every horror movie to come out after it. they all took something from it. with a few exceptions
J-ROC
I don't give a shit! The movie sucks hardcore.
BackFire349
so then every horror movie sucks huh? i find that logic kinda silly.
J-ROC
When did I say every horror movie sucked? I said Texas Chainsaw Massacre sucked.
BackFire349
there for ever horror movie made after it sucks, because the fact is, it was the basis for every horror movie that was made after it, its very simple really. but its ok, you just dont know horror movies well so i dont expect you to be able to comprehend the excellence of chainsaw. most generic movie goers dont.
finti
I can go with every horror movie suck
BackFire349
eh, fair enough.
J-ROC
Yup I knew it...Backfire is Finti's little *****.

BackFire349
why? he said he didnt like horror movies, thats his opinion not mine. he can think that, because its the only logic that constitutes disliking texas chainsaw massacre. as i stated previously.
Mujaffa
oh my good.. in cartman voice
Thomas H
does this movie have a story, or is it just stunts in 1 and 1/2 hour?
J-ROC
Stunts. But it kicks ass. Having a story would be stupid.
BackFire349
it already is.
Mujaffa
Mtv stop'em from sucking fat of the fat guy and cook food in the fat thats's stupid.. why did the stop them from doing that...
BackFire349
i dunno, its not gayer then any of th eother lame stunts they do.
finti
J-rock why dont you try some of those stunts
jayride
Eating human fat? Too close to cannibalism. I think the movie was stupid enough to beat all stupid movies...but darn it was entertaining!
LanceWindu
Here's how I sum it up.
The Jackass guys are so stupid their funny.
That's why I like the show and the movie.
Mujaffa
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Fire
well its probably a very bad movie but I'm pretty sure it'll have some funny parts in it
steve-o
Are you all joking?! Jackass is the best thing since microwaved dinners! Its the best show on T.V right now! The movie is fu*kn hilarious!!!! You gotta have no sense of humor to hate these guys and the shit they do. I love Jackass.

BackFire349
microwaved dinners suck. so what does that say about jackass?
Mujaffa
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barcrest
I only signed up to post this so excuse me! Backfire is really anoying in the fact he doesn't know how to use forums correctly and seems to think he has to reply to EVERY comment posted. Dude, that's called a chat room. He managed to make this thred go off topic and grow out of control but I do have to agree with him about the movie. It does suck and I'll tell you why I think so. It's no differnt to the show and the only thing they did that wouldn't have made MTV was get a cuss word aired without a beep. It wouldn't have even been beeped here in the u.k...
As for film makers they don't have a clue, on our web site we have 30 or so jackassesque movies we have made and they are equally as good as the filming in the movie. We have no tallent either all our stuff is cause we are usually drunk and guess what, they are the same. Don't get me wrong I like jackass but it's not great, it's like cheeseburger T.V. It'll do for a quick snack but nothing memorable and you feel hungry 30 minutes later.
Oh yeah the site if you want to see, we have loads of jackass stuff too..
SPAMING IS NOT ACCEPTED
BackFire349
how did i cause it to go off topic, im not the one that attacks the other posters because of their opinions. i just kept giving my opinion and kept getting attacked by the people who couldnt respect it and react to it with their own.
finti
Barcrest , Backfire is entitled to an opinion and further more he is also allowed to defend them when being attacked/challenge about them.
For a first post I think you should concentrate on the topic instead of lunging at a regular poster of this board. And if you just sign up to dish a board member we would have been better off without it
nathan wyer
Hi! just wanted to get some opinions from jackass fans on our website/show - please check some of the video clips out at www.conehead.tk - we don't copy jackass or cky, but are definetly inspired by the guys!
Thanks!
Mujaffa
fun but REALLY SICK
Matrix1985uk
i wouldnt really call it a movie more a feature length episode but it was hilarious anyhow
rustygolfer
It's been a while since saw Kangaroo Jack, but i still think a lot of the parts were funny. I can't wait for it to come out on video

I give it a 9 out of 10.
Thomas H
Saw this movie for a week ago...and I have to say...real funny!! I laughed so much!! The stunts where hillarious and much better than those in MTV.
Simply a movie you should see 5- out a 6!
finti
dont bother watching them on tv anymore so I dont see why I should bohter to see them at the movies
Mujaffa
especially when that dude craps his pants....fuuny
Thomas H
That is just sick!!
Finti I really think that you should see this one...if you have weird but an exstremly cool humor, you will like it...!
finti
grew tired of them, the movie should have been here a year ago then i probably would have seen it
Mujaffa
well don't fire rockets out of ur ass than
finti
I leave that for you
Mujaffa
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Thomas H
hehhe, when they did that I almost laughed to death!
Thomas H
or not...im still alive!
Asami
I WANA SEE IT!!!!!!!!
Mujaffa
haven't u seen it....download it from kazaa
Mujaffa
"I'm Johnny Knoxvill.Welcome to Jackass"
BackFire349
well i finally saw it, and ill admit, it had some very funny segments, most of it was shock humor, but at certain points i was laughing pretty hard. see, i admit when im wrong....kinda.
mah
yeah that's true, it's got some hella funny parts. it's not actually a movie, but it's still funny.
BackFire349
and some of the stuff they think of is very creative. like the roller disco truck. and the old man stealing stuff.
hayden's minx
eeewwww big paper cuts - man i cringed
BackFire349
ohhh yeah i know. that got to me too.
Tex
Steve-O got arrested in Sweden!
He swalloed a condom full of put and they found extacy pills in his hotel room. It's a major offense in tight-ass sweden.
Steve-O gonna go to the big house.

hayden's minx
On the DVD stevo - don't try this at home he smokes a condom
GordonSkywalker
This is disgusting and I find several posts to be in bad taste so I will now go to a different thread.............
Tex
so go already

BackFire349
you will not be missed.
Tex
you get your ass outta here too BF

GordonSkywalker
{I have returned to discuss the Jacka##}

Tex
I'm outta here

BackFire349
*pimp slaps tex*
Tex
Yeah, we're just acting like a bunch of Jackasses

Augeybana
What's going on here?????
GordonSkywalker
I am congratulating Tex and Backfire on their excellent double act they just did.
GordonSkywalker
Yes they are going to be stars I can feel it.
KidRock
This was the funniest freakin movie i ever saw I think its number 1 on my charts next to super troopers and some other!!! I hope knoxville and the gang make some more!
Kes
Olá! Is Jackass the movie like the stuff on Mtv?
Magee
I dont know if anyone has mentioned it yet, but wasnt the movie made because they got to a point where they could'nt put half the stuff they were filming on tv because it was bad. So they made a movie.
happy kine
i must admit.. i never watched the show jackass, but i did watch the movie and i was laughing and cringing for through the whole thing.
after reading this thread i'd like to add that jackass is horror for the mothers of young kids who try to imitate jackass... now thats real horror.
brownie
Got to admit, love the Jackass movie and the series. Americas most lovable morons..
diegocala
I will never look at a toilet in a hardware shop the same way again...uggggg

brownie
Or an x-ray machine..
Metroplex
lol. I love that movie, but i think some of the stunts were too disgusting. First time i ever saw male nudity in a movie in my life
LindsIsTightK
I thought Jackass was pretty funny, but not as funny as everyone was saying. They said they had to make that movie because the stuff they were doing couldn't be aired on television but I see stuff like that on the show all the time. I think it was overrated, but still pretty good.~
DeNiro
now yes Jackass is a very dumb movie but who likes clever humor anyway i have seen jackass over 30 times i once wathced it three times in a row the regular version and then the directors and johnny knoxvilles commertary and then the cast commetary it was ****in funny i love that movie and the show so for any one that dosent like it must have a old person sense of humor or feels insulted by it sense of humor because this movie kicks ass
J_To_The_P
The DVD's extra scenes are hilarious! I love this movie! 100/10

crimson fury
i liv in australia and some dumb fu ck thought that they would be real "cool" and get it off tv. so i'm stuck down loading it off the net.

Catastrofic Luv
haha this movie was the best. my favorite part is when bam N that other guy *maybe johnny?* like fall out of the ceiling when they R pretending 2 rob sum diamonds N the black guy like see em and like hauls ass out of there, and doesnt stop running until he's 5 blocks away. haha, pure comedy. oh yah, in the extras the pocket ass return. rotfl. yah great stuff.
Silent-Bob77
Jackass is soooooooooooo funny, pocket ass is great!!
Not sure about the condom and the toy car though, don't care how lubed it was!
buffymitch
I never watched a jackass episode but people kept on telling me to watch it so finally watched the movie. I always tought that these guys were total idiots (which they are) but after seeing this movie i had a new found respect for them. they are very daring. I have to say that it has been a while since i laughed that hard. I loved that one of them challenged himself to get his mother to say the F-word. I didnt like the papercut scene. I saw this movie on DVD. i skipped that scene. but it was still a good movie.
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