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Fvck, this is a tough one.

On the one hand, Mark A. Ragnos's death sent tremors in the Force. He is also referred to as "the most powerful of the most powerful" of the ancient Sitheverybody ever. His spirit form was capable of burning the flesh of Exar Kun and Ulic Qel-Droma, indicating that he probably could have atomized them if he felt so inclined. In addition, Mark's scepter was capable of something similar to Nihilus's Force drain, which clearly indicates that Mark himself could do so without the scepter. (For those of you who would ask, "Why would he build the damn thing if he could do it on his own?" The answer is simple: Mark likes to accessorize.) Lastly, Mark's spirit was capable of losing to Jaden Korr on Korriban, despite being equipped with the aforementioned scepter.

On the other, Darth Nihilus Force-drained an entire planet and was shown to be capable of Force-draining combatants whenever they were stunned or distractedwhenever he damn well pleases. Additionally, Colonel Tobin says he held his ship together with an application of immense telekinesis and Visas speculated that Nihilus could potentially destroy all life, which, according to Zampano's First Law of Speculative Fact, means that he can do so whenever.

The obvious conclusion is that the universe explodes.

You missed the whole symbolism about how phallic Ragnos' sceptre was and how all the Dark Side chicks wanted it. Also, he has more money, so he can afford to slip some credits into the strippers' thongs.

this was actually a very good post,and sums up the corruption of the senateforums very nicely.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
You missed the whole symbolism about how phallic Ragnos' sceptre was and how all the Dark Side chicks wanted it. Also, he has more money, so he can afford to slip some credits into the strippers' thongs.

But Mark has no legs. Therefore, he has no pants pockets. In conclusion, Mark, in fact, does not have the money with which to please the strippers.







you lose

But his ragged parka no doubt has hidden pockets, similar to how his sceptre hides a sword, a bottle opener, and no doubt an epistle depicting how he planted the seed that would become Sidious in some Tattooine slave.

There is no evidence suggesting the existence of such hidden pockets, so you lo -- oh, wait. I forgot Zampano's First Law doesn't actually require logical basis for one to claim something to be factual.







damn

Originally posted by RagingBoner
There is no evidence suggesting the existence of such hidden pockets, so you lo -- oh, wait. I forgot Zampano's First Law doesn't actually require logical basis for one to claim something to be factual.







damn

KMC Forum search shows no results for "Zampano". Therefore, your source is invalid.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
KMC Forum search shows no results for "Zampano". Therefore, your source is invalid.

Zampano's First Law says otherwise.

Source?

According to Auman's agreement theorem, the belief of a strong enough rationalist is itself evidence for that belief. Thus, obey.

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/2429/ragnosrule5sd.jpg

First Nihilus and now Mark. It seems your mother's predisposition for being a whore is hereditary.

By the way, I'm familiar with that theorem, since you used it initially to reference meGideon.

The trick is, though, you are a rhetorician, who is good at convincing people of things. I am best described as a scientist, who is good at being right. Ceteris Paribus, as the stronger rationalist my belief qualifies as stronger evidence than your belief.

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It doesn't work like that. Someone has to say that you are the stronger rationalist, or else it is just empty bragging. Or is Anakin really "stronger than the Emperor, Padme"?

What you need is for someone to attest to your "prodigious intellect" before you can pull that maneuver.

I think you'll find the testimony of this individual to be quite persuasive.

I can't use the forum in black mode. It hurts my eyes.

Originally posted by Nephthys
black mode.

Blax does it all the time.























teehehehe

I dont get it.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I dont get it.

Because being black is funny?

Originally posted by Nephthys
Because being black is funny?

Well... I mean.... err... kinda?

NO.

LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME YOU NEVER LAUGH AT ONE!

Bad Gideon. Very Bad Gideon.

Now go to your room! crackers

Only at Eddie murphy cuz hes hi-larious.

AND HE COUNTS, THANKYOUVERYMUCH, SO* THERE!

I laught at bill cosby before i knew it was wrong to laugh at black people. : (

I was laughing at this black guy once... Then someone told me it was the President of the US.

Originally posted by RagingBoner
I think you'll find the testimony of this individual to be quite persuasive.





Nope, I don't think so. Especially considering the joke within that post, which you have apparently missed, despite the fact, that Zampano has "explained" it.

But thanks for providing a testimony to my intellectual abilities.

Originally posted by Slash_KMC
I was laughing at this black guy once... Then someone told me it was the President of the US.

I'm sure bin Laden was laughing too. Right up until he ate a bullet.









Slash, you're next on Obama's list!

I thought you were my friends, guys.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
I thought you were my friends, guys.

I am proud to call you a friend. My manlove for you knows no bounds.

Originally posted by RagingBoner
I'm sure bin Laden was laughing too. Right up until he ate a bullet.









Slash, you're next on Obama's list!

You have a folder on your computer specially made for KMC?

wat r u talkin bout slash?

Originally posted by Slash_KMC
You have a folder on your computer specially made for KMC?

Yeah, about a year ago I got tired of swimming around in countless word documents for school assignments, essays, and fiction writing, in addition to the metric fvckton of pictures from friends, Star Wars comics ripped from .rar files courtesy of 7zip, and various screenshots. So I got organized!

Originally posted by RagingBoner
Yeah, about a year ago I got tired of swimming around in countless word documents for school assignments, essays, and fiction writing, in addition to the metric fvckton of pictures from friends, Star Wars comics ripped from .rar files courtesy of 7zip, and various screenshots. So I got organized!

Or-ga-ni-zed?? That's a peculiar word. Maybe I should learn it because right now my college work is mixed in the same folder as my porn.