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In this thread I, may or may not, write down what I just learned. I didn't learn anything just now, and I don't know if I ever again will, but yeah, in theory I am going to do that here.

So if you like to read about vaguely understood concepts, this thread (may be) is for you.

Perhaps there'll be a faint hint of learning by teaching, too, but who knows, it's nebulous.

Just learned that fortune cookies never really tell you anything bad

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Just learned that fortune cookies never really tell you anything bad
How many fortune cookies did you have to eat to learn that? oh

Who the **** eats fortune cookies? They're gross

What a self-absorbed thread. But I already knew that about you, B. So, so far, I've learned nothing. Good job.

imgay

pained

cogito ergo sum

I learned my girlfriend doesn't like midnight pokes.

I just learned that most of the mles in my highschool graduating class are mostly fat bums; and most of the girls are successful, still in shape or better, and sexy as ever.


Originally posted by Thoren
I learned my girlfriend doesn't like midnight pokes.

It's cause they have to pee at that time but hold it because they are "too comfy to get up."

Keep it coming, everyone. I demand knowledge.

Originally posted by Robtard
What a self-absorbed thread. But I already knew that about you, B. So, so far, I've learned nothing. Good job.

Isn't it nice to experience something familiar though?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Isn't it nice to experience something familiar though?

I'm somewhat adverse to change, so yes, I'd have to agree.

I just learned that sleeping in a sleeping bag on the floor of my apartment is more comfortable than the bed at my parent's house.

Originally posted by Naz
I just learned that sleeping in a sleeping bag on the floor of my apartment is more comfortable than the bed at my parent's house. Just as my couch is more comfortable then my bed.

Originally posted by immaturerainbow
Just as my couch Dave's penis is more comfortable then my bed. Fixed*

I just learned that my distributor sent me a f*cking generator with NO KEYS for the damn thing. Now I'm trying to figure out how to tell my account holder the news without him blowing his top since he needs said generator badly for one of HIS accounts.

I learn that you learn new things every day!

Originally posted by Dave_97
Originally posted by immaturerainbow
Just as my couch Dave's penis is more comfortable than my bed. Fixed*

Originally posted by Bardock42
Fixed* i just wanted you to know, 'case you were still interested

I am, I very much am, just coldly dump that worthless floozie right here and now, and we can work something out.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I am, I very much am, just coldly dump that worthless floozie right here and now, and we can work something out. DONE AND DONE.

Originally posted by Dave_97
DONE AND DONE.

Insult her, too!!! And make some big Kensian drama out of it!

OKAY!
i'll spam her facebook wall with it.

Good, once you are done return for your next quest.

I just learned that I don't really fit in here, then again who does?

done, what next my master?

Originally posted by Astner
I just learned that I don't really fit in here, then again who does? Why do you feel you don't fit in here?

Originally posted by Astner
I just learned that I don't really fit in here, then again who does? you arent a big enough pedo, probably.

i didn't personally learn anything recently but my boyfriend Mike learned to trust me when i say "I'm sick you don't wanna be around me."

I just realized that women, no matter what you do or say, will call you spiteful while they are making spiteful remarks.