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Joke thread, but it can ONLY be puns.



No other types allowed. Meow.












Did you hear that Siemens is having a convention in Bangkok? Yup, they're coming to town.

I'm going to pour gasoline on myself and light a match now...because of you

Originally posted by steverules_2
I'm going to pour gasoline on myself and light a match now...because of you


*Reads post*


THERE IS NO PUN IN THAT JOKE!

Ahahaha Siemens!!!

Originally posted by dadudemon
No other types allowed.
So, not what she does...

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haermm

You know there was rumors of anti-Bin Laden pigeons seen drinking in bars before he was murdered. Someone overheard them saying "Coup. Coup."

Originally posted by Impediment
You know there was rumors of anti-Bin Laden pigeons seen drinking in bars before he was murdered. Someone overheard them saying "Coup. Coup."
i have no idea what you just did there.

What about that news story in Tenerife?

I'll not beheading there any time soon.

http://www.smh.com.au/world/stabbed-and-beheaded-woman-hid-from-killer-moments-before-he-cut-her-head-off-20110516-1eokx.html

This thread is sick. God damn sick.

, courtesy of .

Yeah, I'm tired of the Weiner puns. They are not that punny. John Stewart even said it was painful to make weiner puns after the first couple of days.

3rd greatest thread ever.

SRH-Ywpz1_I

To write with a broken pencil is pointless

Lol, another way of saying **** off. (:

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I lol'd. :/ And not the **** off kind.

the first two, gold.
the queen, lacking.

I liked the Simba Tea part



As you know, Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail, and with his odd diet he suffered from bad breath. This made him ... a super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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i havent been in a punny mood.
which is why im not making any.

i know kmc'ers know how much i love puns, and making them.
but lately, its just not in me to do.

Originally posted by Dave_97
i havent been in a punny mood.
which is why im not making any.

i know kmc'ers know how much i love puns, and making them.
but lately, its just not in me to do.
oh
but i love your puns cry

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sex jokes!

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/memes-oral-sex-makes-your-day-anal-sex-makes-your-hole-weak.jpg haermm