If your crotch was a musical artist/band, what song would it sing?

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Impediment
Round 2.

Last time I made a thread like this, but only for 80's metal/rock bands.

This time, anything goes.

Any artist/band from any time in history.

What song would your crotch sing if it was one of them?

Christ, I'm bored.

smile

Barker
If there was ever one thread in the history of KMC that killed the OTF, it was either this one, or the one where Kai Lein was outed.

Impediment
Originally posted by Barker
If there was ever one thread in the history of KMC that killed the OTF, it was either this one, or the one where Kai Lein was outed.

Who's Kai Lein?

Barker
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=84411

ADarksideJedi
According to southpark(the tv show)it would sing somewhere out there!

Rogue Jedi
It's from 1978, and it's punk, but whatever.

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Robtard
Imperial March (aka Darth Vader's theme)

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Impediment
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Robtard
Anal-sex is the devil's sex! /fact

Thoren
Stuck in the middle with you!

~Bun Bun~
Most definitely this...

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Genius Grace
Kitty Kat by Beyonce!!

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by ~Bun Bun~
Most definitely this...

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lord xyz
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mikeydude
Three little birds.
Nuff said.

The Red
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Cherrywild
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Rogue Jedi
No ones crotch should ever sing this:

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steverules_2
Love Gun by Kiss

Impediment
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StarCraft2
Originally posted by Cherrywild
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DAMN BEAT ME TO THE PUNCH

StarCraft2
MY PENIS = WHAT A GIRL WANTS, WHAT A GIRL NEEDS, WHATEVER KEEPS HER IN MY ARMS. AND SHES THANKING ME FOR GIVING IT TO HER laughing out loud

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Rogue Jedi
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Insomniatric
Damn, if I had a nickel for every time somebody asked me that...

Grate the Vraya
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Grate the Vraya
Originally posted by Barker
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=84411 Oh man, thanks for reminding me of that guy! I reread that thread omg. Oh and a note on Kai Lein. He's not Southern...well not really. He's from somewhere in rural indiana. I can tell because I live in Indianapolis so I'm surrounded by these strung-out meth heads and I have to deal with their bullshit everytime I leave the city. Indianapolis is like Ancient Rome, a beacon of civilization surrounded by a bunch of wannabe badass barbarians lol big grin

Slay
Originally posted by Grate the Vraya
Oh man, thanks for reminding me of that guy! I reread that thread omg. Oh and a note on Kai Lein. He's not Southern...well not really. He's from somewhere in rural indiana. I can tell because I live in Indianapolis so I'm surrounded by these strung-out meth heads and I have to deal with their bullshit everytime I leave the city. Indianapolis is like Ancient Rome, a beacon of civilization surrounded by a bunch of wannabe badass barbarians lol big grin
That could mean he's from just about anywhere though.

Grate the Vraya
Originally posted by Slay
That could mean he's from just about anywhere though. Nope. Just Indy, or maybe Ohio...or maybe Kentucky. But Illinois and westward is different.

Slay
Originally posted by Grate the Vraya
Nope. Just Indy, or maybe Ohio...or maybe Kentucky. But Illinois and westward is different.
Are you one of those people who think the world isn't any bigger than the US borders?

Besides, I doubt those are the only places in the US which are inhabited by jobless dopeheads.

Grate the Vraya
Originally posted by Slay
Are you one of those people who think the world isn't any bigger than the US borders?

Besides, I doubt those are the only places in the US which are inhabited by jobless dopeheads. Of course not. I just figured it could easily be assumed that he was from the United States. His accent made him sound like he was from rural Indiana. srug I'm pretty sure that Indiana, Ohio, and Kentucky are the only places with jobless dopeheads with that accent.

Slay
Originally posted by Grate the Vraya
Of course not. I just figured it could easily be assumed that he was from the United States. His accent made him sound like he was from rural Indiana. srug I'm pretty sure that Indiana, Ohio, and Kentucky are the only places with jobless dopeheads with that accent.
Oh right, I didn't realise there was some video in which you could hear his voice in the thread.

My bad.

Grate the Vraya
Originally posted by Slay
Oh right, I didn't realise there was some video in which you could hear his voice in the thread.

My bad. 's all good smile

siriuswriter
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... ugh, why can i not embed things?!

"What I'm Looking For" by Brendan Benson

aaaand this too...

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"Deep Love," sung by Megan Mullaly from the Mel Brooks musical, "Young Frankenstein."


and at some point in time, I think all women have this song emanating from their crotches :

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Lestov16
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No ones crotch should ever sing this:

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Damn. This songs been missing from my crotch for days


I mean....

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