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So you're on a cruise ship. A rogue tsunami hits the ship, sends it tumbling. The ship sinks.....

You awake on a deserted island (Gilligan's Island FTW.) Next to you is a large duffel bag filled with the following items:

1. A flare gun with 6 flares.
2. A machete.
3. A roll of fishing wire with 12 hooks.
4. 4 rolls of duct tape.
5. A swiss army knife.
6. A box of strike anywhere matches, 500 count.
7. A jar of KY jelly.

You won't be found for weeks, if even that soon. Likely you'll be there for at least a year or so. Now, factor in your own survival skills and choose two of the following four people to be your companions:

Ginger. You can ravage her anytime you want. She will be your cook and whatever else you want her to be:

http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv341/jedibeastie2/f_gmmm_757a7ed12.jpg


Maryanne. Like Ginger, you can ravage Maryanne anytime you want, she will cook for you and do whatever else you require:

http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv341/jedibeastie2/photo31.jpg


Rambo. Rambo will offer all his survival skills to make your stay on the island more tolerable:

http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv341/jedibeastie2/Rambo-Sylvester-Stallone.jpg



MacGuyver. Mac will be there to help in any way possible:

http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv341/jedibeastie2/600full-macgyver-poster.jpg




Remember, you can only choose two. Remember your own skills, and also remember what's inside the duffel bag.

I guess MacGyver and the second girl.


MacGyver should really be enough to get me rescued in the first couple days, but if not he might build me a fortress out of scallop shells or something.

Nah, the island is uber isolated, you won't be rescued for at least a year.

I'd choose Ginger and Mac. Ginger for the sex, Mac to build me....whatever.

So, this sex is consensual?

Yes. Whatever women you choose, they want you more than a starving Oprah Winfrey wants a cheeseburger.

No matter what Rambo is the odd man out. Can't pick him and Macguyver because its only a matter of time till we start all ****ing each other out of desperation, can't pick him and either of the girls because we'll fight over the girl and he'll kill me.

Can't pick both girls because I'd get tired of their catty female shenanigans and kill them both.

So that leaves MacGuyver and one of the girls. I can keep MacGuyver in line and use some his knowledge while regularly getting relief from the female.

**** the people, **** the bag, **** the island.

i stay on the god damn boat and drown like a real man.
you ****ing pussies.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
No matter what Rambo is the odd man out. Can't pick him and Macguyver because its only a matter of time till we start all ****ing each other out of desperation, can't pick him and either of the girls because we'll fight over the girl and he'll kill me.

Can't pick both girls because I'd get tired of their catty female shenanigans and kill them both.

So that leaves MacGuyver and one of the girls. I can keep MacGuyver in line and use some his knowledge while regularly getting relief from the female. Wisdom.

I'd choose MacGuyver, Rambo, and Ginger.


I'd kill Rambo in single combat just to one up Blaxican. I'd do this before the thread technically takes place.

That way, we start out with only two people.

Nah, Rambo would end you. Very quickly and very violently.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
No matter what Rambo is the odd man out. Can't pick him and Macguyver because its only a matter of time till we start all ****ing each other out of desperation, can't pick him and either of the girls because we'll fight over the girl and he'll kill me.

Can't pick both girls because I'd get tired of their catty female shenanigans and kill them both.

So that leaves MacGuyver and one of the girls. I can keep MacGuyver in line and use some his knowledge while regularly getting relief from the female.

It's like the "fox - goose - beans" problem, just retarded.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, Rambo would end you. Very quickly and very violently.

No, I would end him very quickly and with minimal violence.

Oh man, you and hypotheticals don't go well together.

Originally posted by dadudemon
No, I would end him very quickly and with minimal violence.

No, he would rape you.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, he would rape you.

He'd sure try because he'd be mad and jelly of my much more awesome "I can kill tons of bad guys even cooler than Stallone" Italian-ness, would't he?

You can't kill Rambo. You can't even stop Rambo. Not even scriptures from the Bible can stop Rambo.

Originally posted by dadudemon
He'd sure try because he'd be mad and jelly of my much more awesome "I can kill tons of bad guys even cooler than Stallone" Italian-ness, would't he? No, he'd just rip out your throat.

I want some badass female getting me rescued/building me random shit and RJ doing the ****ing cooking! uhuh

Sure, but then I'd end up having sex with the badass female.

MacGuyver and the firecrotch.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, he'd just rip out your throat.


No, I'd just rip out his throat.

Sure you would. Cuz you're a trained killer and stuff.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Sure, but then I'd end up having sex with the badass female.
No mention of rohypnol and viagra in the duffel bag.. mmm

Ginger and Rambo.

Originally posted by Sancty
No mention of rohypnol and viagra in the duffel bag.. mmm That's because I don't need them, you silly girl.

Besides, there was no mention of a personality in the duffel bag either.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Sure you would. Cuz you're a trained killer and stuff.

He did nothing in the films that I couldn't do or could do better.


Prove me wrong.


Originally posted by Sancty
No mention of rohypnol and viagra in the duffel bag.. mmm

Sounds like you've raped a few in your day, eh?


Cause... did not ever think of someone needing to use those two in a combo, before.

I knew it: you're a 40 something year old dude who is in love with moe stuff. That explains everything including the cutesy everything and boning a giant of a man.

Originally posted by dadudemon
He did nothing in the films that I couldn't do or could do better.


Prove me wrong. There's a limit on how much text that can be put into a post.

Maybe after dadudemon takes out Rambo, you beat the shit out of Batman and then you two can make out in your manliness.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
There's a limit on how much text that can be put into a post.
Make 2 posts.





ahahahahahahahahahaa


You're stupid. You didn't know you could make two posts.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Maybe after dadudemon takes out Rambo, you beat the shit out of Batman and then you two can make out in your manliness. I'd stand a much better chance at Batman while using guns than he would against Rambo.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Maybe after dadudemon takes out Rambo, you beat the shit out of Batman and then you two can make out in your manliness.






HOLY SHIT!


That WAS the whole joke (RJ vs. Batman).



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I was hoping Robtard would notice before anyone else...but, yeah, that's what I was "doing there."




Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'd stand a much better chance at Batman while using guns than he would against Rambo.

I...disagree especially when Batman versus 12 guys, most with automatics, ended with a severe raping of the 12 guys.

I think I have a much better chance defeating Rambo with a handgun or H2H than you do against Batman with a single gun.

I was thinking that for a while actually, but I thought it was quite funny.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I was thinking that for a while actually, but I thought it was quite funny.





You also ruined my "rape" joke thread about high gas prices. Technically, Gefallen Engel got it first, but you directly addressed it.



Edit - I troll John, IRL, ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the time. When he realizes what I'm doing, at times, he gets a good laugh. It's kind of like a past-time for me and I really only do it to RJ because he gets serious business about things and can do a 180 withou "getting mad, bro".)

Originally posted by dadudemon



HOLY SHIT!


That WAS the whole joke (RJ vs. Batman).



hgahahaha;dlsjf a;lkjsdf ;lkjas;lf kjas;ldfjk adsjf ;ajdsf



I was hoping Robtard would notice before anyone else...but, yeah, that's what I was "doing there."






I...disagree especially when Batman versus 12 guys, most with automatics, ended with a severe raping of the 12 guys.

I think I have a much better chance defeating Rambo with a handgun or H2H than you do against Batman with a single gun.


BANS3gKTx_w



shut up.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
BANS3gKTx_w



shut up.

I could kill more with the same exact weapons. I'm not even kidding.

What he could do better than me is kill people with a bow and arrow, knife, or bare hands in a stealthy way much better than I could.


Basically, the scenes where he uses a gun or better are the scenes I could do better in. Just watch them: the bad guys don't even fire most of the time. Look at kills 4-9: it took like 10 seconds for the whole scene and not a single person could pull the trigger in that 10 seconds?

I am willing to believe that a weak ass pansy with some great reflexes and knowledge of guns could do better than some of the scenes Rambo got his kills in. U just mad and jelly.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I could kill more with the same exact weapons. I'm not even kidding.

What he could do better than me is kill people with a bow and arrow, knife, or bare hands in a stealthy way much better than I could. Not as good as I could


See what I did there?

Originally posted by dadudemon
Sounds like you've raped a few in your day, eh?


Cause... did not ever think of someone needing to use those two in a combo, before.

I knew it: you're a 40 something year old dude who is in love with moe stuff. That explains everything including the cutesy everything and boning a giant of a man.
Bit of a defensive response eh sly

I knew it: you're actually RJ. No explanation needed mmm

Originally posted by Sancty
Bit of a defensive response eh sly

Me? That doesn't make sense.

If you mean your response was a bit defensive, I agree but I'm not sure which one of the two defensive posts you are referring to.

Originally posted by Sancty
I knew it: you're actually RJ. No explanation needed mmm

Yeah right: that post I made is full of stuff he has no clue about.

It was more for your enjoyment/lulz because of past exo-KMC conversations we had had.


It was a direct reference to you saying that those creepy dudes that enjoy moe stuff are usually fat, 40-something, pervs.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Me? That doesn't make sense.

If you mean your response was a bit defensive, I agree but I'm not sure which one of the two defensive posts you are referring to.



Yeah right: that post I made is full of stuff he has no clue about.

It was more for your enjoyment/lulz because of past exo-KMC conversations we had had.


It was a direct reference to you saying that those creepy dudes that enjoy moe stuff are usually fat, 40-something, pervs. U mad, brah?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
U mad, brah?

No, but while I was typing that post, I was singing the "AMERICA! **** YEAH!" song really loudly.

K.

Shut the **** up.

I'm about to end this thread right now.





Both women.
Epic win. Stay on beach. Keep fire going. Purify salt water with random ship metal scraps. Eat coconut.
Gain nutrients. Make Vietnamese hunting traps.
Catches wild boar. more.food.
**** bitches, get money, smoke weed.


Waitwhuuuut.

win.

Well I guess I'll have to pick the women and become a lesbian. The two men you picked are

Lulz......

2 girls and make the island our new home. I have no more intentions of leaving the island. We can hunt together and have orgy together.

Orgies.