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where are all my devout Pastafarian we need to congregate & discuss his holy noodleness

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
where are all my devout Pastafarian we need to congregate & discuss his holy noodleness

Pasta makes you fat, fat-ass.

blasphemy, the flying spaghetti monster will spite you repeatedly & you'll like it by god you'll like it.

Right here, in the invisible world of your mind. Can't you hear? That bird chirping is actually saying KILL KILL KILL A COO, COO COO...kill a coo, kill a coo, kill a coo, kill a coo, kill a cooooooo.

But the bird in the other tree is saying... kill em? kill em? kill em? kill em em em...kill em...kill em em em em...

Damn Balitmore Orioles. They are evil!!

Yet the other ones ( Chip a dee's) are telling me to eat. Ham burger, ham burger....ham burger...chip a dee dee dee. Ham burger, ham burger...chip a dee dee dee.

I'm so confused. lol

what the hell are you smoking?

Nothing that I want to know.lol

Spaghetti grows on the tree of life, anyone says otherwise stone them to death!!!

Flying spaghetti. Lololol.

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
where are all my devout Pastafarian we need to congregate & discuss his holy noodleness It is the most plausible Religion I can readily think of. At least among the big ones (Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Pastafarianism)