Jack Bauer vs Natasha Romanoff (IM2)

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Darth Truculent
Hopefully the moderator will allow this because Jack Bauer was seen in the made for TV movie 24: Redemption.

Jack believes that Natasha killed Renee Walker and Jack is out for blood. He corners her in a three story building. Both are armed with knives. Everything goes, winner takes all = death.

http://youtu.be/hb1rE5OBous

BruceSkywalker
i liked the 24 telemovie.. it showed how badass Jack Bauer is..


Jack kills her and then waits to be picked up and taken back to CTU

marwash22
Jack: Chole, the target is a building, i need you to get me her current position.

Chloe: one second.

Jack: Dammit, Chloe! I need her position NOW!

Chloe: 3rd floor, in the halway.

...

Jack: Romanov, give me the codes...

Natasha: uh, what?

Jack: The CODES!

Natasha: dunno what you're talking about, let's fight.

Jack: WHAT IS YOU PRIMARY OBJECTIVE?!

Natasha: Whoa, calm down, bro.

Jack: WHAT IS YOUR PRIMARY OBJECTIVE!!!!!

Natasha: ....uh, to kill you?

Jack: *charges*

Natasha: *performs a hurricanrana*.

Jack: WHAT THE PHUCK WAS THAT.

Natasha: some ninja shit.

Jack: Listen, all i want is the codes let's calm down and talk about this. *tosses his knife away*


Natasha: *tosses knife away*

Jack: *moves in closer* Listen, i dont know who put you up to this, but we can work this out. I can get you immunity.

Natasha: uhhhhhh, okay?

Jack: *snaps her neck*

/Thread.

Impediment
I'll allow it since it was, in fact, a telemovie.

Still, I foresee Scarlett kicking ass.

BruceSkywalker
Originally posted by Impediment
I'll allow it since it was, in fact, a telemovie.

Still, I foresee Scarlett kicking ass.



the only thing scarjo does is get beat up.. jack will just laugh at her moves... and then cap her or even snap her neck

Lestov16
Originally posted by marwash22
Jack: Chole, the target is a building, i need you to get me her current position.

Chloe: one second.

Jack: Dammit, Chloe! I need her position NOW!

Chloe: 3rd floor, in the halway.

...

Jack: Romanov, give me the codes...

Natasha: uh, what?

Jack: The CODES!

Natasha: dunno what you're talking about, let's fight.

Jack: WHAT IS YOU PRIMARY OBJECTIVE?!

Natasha: Whoa, calm down, bro.

Jack: WHAT IS YOUR PRIMARY OBJECTIVE!!!!!

Natasha: ....uh, to kill you?

Jack: *charges*

Natasha: *performs a hurricanrana*.

Jack: WHAT THE PHUCK WAS THAT.

Natasha: some ninja shit.

Jack: Listen, all i want is the codes let's calm down and talk about this. *tosses his knife away*


Natasha: *tosses knife away*

Jack: *moves in closer* Listen, i dont know who put you up to this, but we can work this out. I can get you immunity.

Natasha: uhhhhhh, okay?

Jack: *snaps her neck*

/Thread.

Jack: YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!

But honestly, Jack will take this. He's the time of person you will rip out Natasha's vulva when she tries to hurricrana him. He is far more durable than any of those guards, and considering you've put him on full rage mode, he will do ANYTHING to get Natasha down.

Robtard
Jack's 5'6" and weighs 155lbs. LoLz.

Lestov16
155 lbs of pure badass

Robtard
Actually not commenting on this thread for either side, never seen the TV film nor an episode of 24.

Impediment
Originally posted by Robtard
Actually not commenting on this thread for either side, never seen the TV film nor an episode of 24.

Nor have I.

I have no idea about what I'm speaking.

I just want Scarlett to give me a blumpkin.

BruceSkywalker
Originally posted by Robtard
Actually not commenting on this thread for either side, never seen the TV film nor an episode of 24.

Originally posted by Impediment
Nor have I.

I have no idea about what I'm speaking.

I just want Scarlett to give me a blumpkin.


i think you guys would love 24 if you ever watched an episode

Robtard
Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
i think you guys would love 24 if you ever watched an episode

Sorry; we're both straight, or at least I am. I think Imp is into guys blowing him, so he might be half-gay.

BruceSkywalker
Originally posted by Robtard
Sorry; we're both straight, or at least I am. I think Imp is into guys blowing him, so he might be half-gay.


laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing out loud laughing out loud

Lestov16
Originally posted by Robtard
Sorry; we're both straight, or at least I am. I think Imp is into guys blowing him, so he might be half-gay.

Then it's definitely the show you'd want to watch. The first episode has lesbo assassins! eek!

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