The Hulk versus the Balrog

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Rogue Jedi
This might be a total mismatch one way or the other, but here we go.

The Hulk (Planet Hulk) versus The Balrog (LOTR.)

Fight takes place where Gandalf fought the Balrog.


Is this even a match?

marwash22
you're right, this is a total mismatch. Hulk smash.

Rogue Jedi
haermm Well, seeing as how many said the Balrog was immune to magical spells designed to smash, I thought it was worth a shot.

BruceSkywalker
lulz... Hulk smash Hulk smash

Rogue Jedi
Yeah not sure how the Hulk "smashes" here.

I'm listening.

Impediment
Yep. Durin's Bane dies horribly.

Rogue Jedi
So the Balrog can be harmed with brute force then? Good to know.

Nephthys
Not as good to know as your HIDeOUS, DEFORMED FACE! God you sicken meee.........

NemeBro
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
haermm Well, seeing as how many said the Balrog was immune to magical spells designed to smash, I thought it was worth a shot. This is sad RJ.

You need to calm down.

Rogue Jedi
Like an pond without ripples. This is how calm I am.


BTW, if you can't come up with something on your own, well.....feel free to keep using my line.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Nephthys
Not as good to know as your HIDeOUS, DEFORMED FACE! God you sicken meee.........



SBKIHTHy4ik

Nephthys
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Because that joke was hilarious the first 50 times, right?

chomperx9
WTF ?

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Nephthys
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Because that joke was hilarious the first 50 times, right? Calm down, Bro.

the ninjak
Balrogs gonna get his head caved in. And all the little Goblins too!

NemeBro
So does Planet Hulk have the same feats present in the comic in the movie?

Aka, manipulating tectonic plates physically and shit?

Nemesis X
If an old man with a sword can harm the Balrog, then Hulk should have little to no difficulty destroying the demon.

marwash22
Originally posted by NemeBro
So does Planet Hulk have the same feats present in the comic in the movie?

Aka, manipulating tectonic plates physically and shit? No. But Hulk made BRB his beeyatch.

Zack Fair
I can die happy when the day comes Hulk gets his ass beaten to a bloody pulp by Thor/BRB/Surfer in a movie.

FinalAnswer
Originally posted by Nemesis X
If an old man with a sword can harm the Balrog, then Hulk should have little to no difficulty destroying the demon.


Because that old man is just a regular old man, with that being a regular old sword, right?


Not that it means anything, Hulk still wins.

quanchi112
Hulk wins.

FrothByte
Originally posted by marwash22
No. But Hulk made BRB his beeyatch.


BRB was actually winning that fight, up until BRB got distracted when his disc got destroyed, at which point he wanted to stop the fight, but then got sucker punched by hulk. After that he got beat to a bloody pulp.


I don't know, planet hulk in the movie was not as powerful as say hulk in hulk vs. thor.


Still say hulk wins though. Although balrog should get a few good shots in. Nothing was really shown from the balrog so we don't know what he can or cannot do.

Robtard
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
well.....feel free to keep using my line.

It was my precious first; you stole it from me.

Now calm down.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Robtard
It was my precious first; you stole it from me.

Now calm down. No, it was never yours. And if it was, then you never used it as well as I did.



U mad, bro?

Robtard
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, it was never yours. And if it was, then you never used it as well as I did.



U mad, bro?

I've been telling you to "calm down" for years. You stole it, just as you stole my "shit in one hand and *insert topic* in the other, see what you get" type of line, you unoriginal ass-hat.

Calm down, RJ. The Balrog is just a fictional char.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Robtard
I've been telling you to "calm down" for years. You stole it, just as you stole my "shit in one hand and *insert topic* in the other, see what you get" type of line, you unoriginal ass-hat.

Calm down, RJ. The Balrog is just a fictional char.


Nah, I started using it when Lebowski came out, way before we were even friends.


"Shit in on hand, wish in the other", also mine. You never used that on me. Been using it since junior high.


IF they were yours, you're just butthurt that I use them much more effectively.


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Robtard
You're full of shit once again.

You post that clip WAY too often; I've yet to click on it.

Rogue Jedi
Calm down, bro.

Robtard
Didn't see that coming.

Rogue Jedi
Ahahahahahaa I splooged all over your face.

dadudemon
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Ahahahahahaa I splooged all over your face.

So immature it's funny.

Also, you said "that thing's really big" earlier. Self-pwned.

Rogue Jedi
Calm down, Dee-Rock.

Robtard
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Ahahahahahaa I splooged all over your face.

Calm down, RJ. It's just a MVF thread.

Rogue Jedi
You know you got wood.

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