Mortal Kombat versus Big Trouble in Little China
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Rogue Jedi
Raiden, Shang Tsung and Shao Kahn have joined forces. They have decided to join forces to eliminate every human on Earth. They have recruited every fighter from "Mortal Kombat" and "Mortal Kombat: Annihilation." Liu Kang, Scorpion, Goro, Kitana, every fighter from the two films. Also included is the army that Shao Kahn commanded in MK2. The MK crew has any and all weapons/gear they had in the MK movies.
Their plan is almost complete. The only humans that stand in their way are the characters from "Big Trouble in Little China." Jack Burton, Wang Chi, Egg Shen, Lo Pan, the Three Storms, all fighters from the movie have decided to join forces to defeat the MK crew. Also included are the Chang Sing and the Wing Kong. The BTLC crew has any and all weapons/gear they had in the movie. They also have plenty of "medicine."
Fight takes place in, around, and under Chinatown. It's kill or be killed. Both sides have general knowledge of their opponents and their tactics.
Who wins?
the ninjak
I really do think Raiden solos. Being Earth's protector makes this alliance wtih Sheng and Shao nuts but ..why not.
The rest simply make this a horrible stomp.
BruceSkywalker
Originally posted by the ninjak
I really do think Raiden solos. Being Earth's protector makes this alliance wtih Sheng and Shao nuts but ..why not.
The rest simply make this a horrible stomp.
Rogue Jedi
Screen feats, dude. The BTLC crew have far more impressive magic.
Rogue Jedi
The Three Storms rape Raiden, quite quickly and very violently.
Egg and Lo Pan rape Kahn and Tsung.
The BTLC crew have guns.

So yeah, you guys need to actually WATCH the movie before debating on it.
0mega Spawn
little china did have better magic.
but then again they got raped by kurt russel
cyrax soloes :P
Rogue Jedi
Cyrax solos? The Three Storms are bulletproof, dude.
0mega Spawn
cyrax shot flesh eating nanites

Rogue Jedi
And? If the 3 Storms are bulletproof, how is this gonna harm them? Observe, FF to 1:20:
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Flesh, you know that Lo Pan was not made of flesh, right?
Also, the BTLC fighters would piss all over Sonya and Jax.
0mega Spawn
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And? If the 3 Storms are bulletproof, how is this gonna harm them?
Flesh, you know that Lo Pan was not made of flesh, right?
Also, the BTLC fighters would piss all over Sonya and Jax. flesh eating nanites > bullets
&
Lo pan was killed by a throwing knife dude
the 3 storms also were killed by
1. a rock
2. a sword
3. suicide
Cyrax soloes
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
flesh eating nanites > bullets
&
Lo pan was killed by a throwing knife dude

My dear Lord.....Lo Pan was not flesh and bone until AFTER he completed the ceremony at the end. THIS is why Jack killed him. Before, when he was in ghost form, Jack ran him over and it didn't even faze him.
1. That "rock" was a big ass statue. It would have killed anyone in either movie.
2. Only because Wang had drunk the medicine. Did you even watch the movie?
3. No. Cyrax goes down in a hail of bullets. Or gets fried by the Storms.
0mega Spawn
of course ive seen the movie haven't seen it in a while though gonna download it.
if they are truly invincible then this would be classified as spite idiot
Rogue Jedi
No, far from spite, it's just that you guys are arguing for MK entirely the wrong way. Look beyond the surface.
Don't address me unless you can do so without insults.
0mega Spawn
ok give me a way MK can defeat invincible people retard
you cant... spite
Rogue Jedi
Think about the players on the MK team. All of them.
Peach
Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
of course ive seen the movie haven't seen it in a while though gonna download it.
if they are truly invincible then this would be classified as spite idiot
Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
ok give me a way MK can defeat invincible people retard
you cant... spite
Knock off the namecalling and insults, now. If you can't debate civilly, then get out.
0mega Spawn
^ LOL
anyways RJ show me a way MK can defeat invincible people.
its a simple question you give me the way & i'll run with it
i doubt u can anyways
edit - peach aren't you the mod that censors people posts & not your own? LMAO practice what you preach peach rhymes huh
Rogue Jedi
I'm leaning towards the BTLC grew, but there is a strong argument that can be made for the MK crew.
You really need me to point it out?
0mega Spawn
well i wouldn't be asking if i didn't genius.
stop playing & give 1
just 1 way they can hurt invincible people.
Rogue Jedi
They aren't invincible, just bulletproof.
Give one? You want me to tell you what to say? haermm
0mega Spawn
no you said they're invincible & can only be killed by someone whose drunk the medicine.
& that Lo pan can only be killed after the ceremony
so MK cant harm anyone
sounds like spite to me
0mega Spawn
& nanites are above bullets since the eat through material
Peach
Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
^ LOL
anyways RJ show me a way MK can defeat invincible people.
its a simple question you give me the way & i'll run with it
i doubt u can anyways
edit - peach aren't you the mod that censors people posts & not your own? LMAO practice what you preach peach rhymes huh
I think I have a better understanding of the rules than you do.
And if a mod tells you to not do something, you don't do it. You don't argue about it, unless you want a ban.
0mega Spawn
im arguing?

im simply asking if you're the mod that breaks the rules you enforce.
im pretty sure its you. maybe i should find said posts where those exact things happened :P
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
no you said they're invincible & can only be killed by someone whose drunk the medicine.
& that Lo pan can only be killed after the ceremony
so MK cant harm anyone
sounds like spite to me
I said they were bulletproof, you said invincible. They are not invincible.
Lo Pan can be handled with the proper magic.
It's not spite, you just have to mull over the MK players.
0mega Spawn
so they can be killed without that medicine?
then why did you even bring up the medicine?
i haven't seen either movie in years.
so im not saying who'll win.
all i know is cyrax kills most of them with his nanites which chews through everyone except Lo pan apparently
Rogue Jedi
The medicine enhances the humans. Faster and stronger, precog.
No. Hail of bullets.
0mega Spawn
lol
Cyborg ninja that shoots bombs & nanites > armed guys
Rogue Jedi
There were many men with guns, dude. If both gangs are armed to the teeth, yeah.....
0mega Spawn
bombs were made for crowds
Cyrax & Smoke blows everybody up... period.
Rogue Jedi
You even familiar with the Three Storms? What each can do?
0mega Spawn
yes -_- are you aware of what rockets & bombs do?
far more useful than a guy who can inflate himself
a guy who shoots lightning (just like raiden)
& i forgot the last guy...
quit trying to insinuate i haven't seen the movies -_-
Rogue Jedi
Not to mention that Lo Pan is intangible. Lo Pan solos Smoke and Cyrax.
0mega Spawn
smoke can go intangible
scorpion can teleport
i don't remember if shang tsung can steal souls in the movies.
if so he simply steals Lo pan
BruceSkywalker
Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
smoke can go intangible
scorpion can teleport
i don't remember if shang tsung can steal souls in the movies.
if so he simply steals Lo pan
the first mortal kombat was recently on , shang tsung can steal souls
0mega Spawn
well that settles that.
Cyrax & Smoke blow everybody up
shang tsung steals Lo Pan seeing hes just a ghost
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
the first mortal kombat was recently on , shang tsung can steal souls Lo Pan is a sorceror, more powerful than Tsung. He's not dead, he just has a curse placed on him of no flesh and blood.
Tsung steals souls from dead people.
0mega Spawn
Lo Pan did nothing the entire film
no fighting at all
Cyrax kills everyone except Lo Pan
who in turn cant kill anybody
Rogue Jedi
Lo Pan did nothing? Guess you forget the duel he had with Egg Shen.
If Lo Pan is in the form he was in when Jack ran him over, yeah, he tanks whatever the cyber ninjas throw at him.
thanos-prime
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Lo Pan did nothing? Guess you forget the duel he had with Egg Shen.
If Lo Pan is in the form he was in when Jack ran him over, yeah, he tanks whatever the cyber ninjas throw at him. Lo Pan can't attack when he is intangible so he is useless, the most he might do is blind someone.
Mk in a rapestomp, kang and kahn can turn into dragons for Christ's sake.
0mega Spawn
wow 1 duel that ended with no winner & didn't even show what would happen to the loser
he did nothing. like i said
scorpion can BFR him to another dimension anyways
0mega Spawn
Originally posted by thanos-prime
Lo Pan can't attack when he is intangible so he is useless, the most he might do is blind someone.
Mk in a rapestomp, kang and kahn can turn into dragons for Christ's sake. after just finishing my re watch of BTLC i completely agree
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by thanos-prime
Lo Pan can't attack when he is intangible so he is useless, the most he might do is blind someone.
Mk in a rapestomp, kang and kahn can turn into dragons for Christ's sake. Those Dragons would die horribly in a hail of AK47 fire.
0mega Spawn
and the shooters die horribly from bombs & rockets fired by Cyrax & Smoke
thanos-prime
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Those Dragons would die horribly in a hail of AK47 fire. They would never get the chance to gun them down the btlc Team is horribly outnumbered and Vastly outpowered.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by thanos-prime
They would never get the chance to gun them down the btlc Team is horribly outnumbered and Vastly outpowered. But they have guns, dude. Didn't it bother anyone that in the MK movies, there was no one with guns? I mean come on, where were the ****in SEALS?
The army Kahn commanded were all shit fighters. The BTLC gangs would rape them.
thanos-prime
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
But they have guns, dude. Didn't it bother anyone that in the MK movies, there was no one with guns? I mean come on, where were the ****in SEALS?
The army Kahn commanded were all shit fighters. The BTLC gangs would rape them. It's really not gonna matter when there all getting frozen by 2 separate sub-zero's and ambushed by 4 reptile's not to mention getting hit by sonic attacks by sindel. And it doesn't matter if there shit fighter's there were TONS of them. You need to rewatch the movies i don't think you remember how many fighters the MK side had.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by thanos-prime
It's really not gonna matter when there all getting frozen by 2 separate sub-zero's and ambushed by 4 reptile's not to mention getting hit by sonic attacks by sindel. And there it is, the argument that Spawn was not seeing.

Good post.
In MK2, those guys at the end that Raiden was fighting, those were Noob Saibot, right? And the ones Sonja fought?
0mega Spawn
LMAO forgot about two separate sub zeros
OVERKILL!
why create a spite thread? -_-
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
LMAO forgot about two separate sub zeros
OVERKILL! The first one was shit. The second one, yeah, he'd definitely do some damage.
The biggest threat IMO would be Reptile, Noob Saibot and Sindel. The H2H fighters might be able to handle the the first two, but Sindel? Dunno about that.
0mega Spawn
what argument? two subs?
Cyrax still can solo

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
why create a spite thread? -_- Spite how? With one machine gun strafe, a BTLC gang member can take out Reptile, Sub Zero, maybe ten men.
It's not spite, those gang members were deadly as hell with their guns.
thanos-prime
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The first one was shit. The second one, yeah, he'd definitely do some damage.
The biggest threat IMO would be Reptile, Noob Saibot and Sindel. The H2H fighters might be able to handle the the first two, but Sindel? Dunno about that. Cyrax and smoke were both uber.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO-p4qDq3dk
Watch this.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by thanos-prime
Cyrax and smoke were both uber.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO-p4qDq3dk
Watch this. The Three Storms rape the cyber ninjas. It would be UGLY, man.
thanos-prime
Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
what argument? two subs?
Cyrax still can solo

You also have,
Goro,Shiva,Motaro,Ermac,Noob,Cage,2 scorpions,raiden,Shang,Cyrax,smoke,jade,mileena,ki
tana,jax,sonya,kano. I don't think he understand just how OP the MK team is.
thanos-prime
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The Three Storms rape the cyber ninjas. It would be UGLY, man. The three storms couldn't even rape the Chinese guy.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by thanos-prime
You also have,
Goro,Shiva,Motaro,Ermac,Noob,Cage,2 scorpions, All fall to automatic gunfire or the 3 Storms.
Raped by Lo Pan and Egg.
BOOM BOOM BOOM.
I know the MK characters well enough, I have seen both movies several times.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by thanos-prime
The three storms couldn't even rape the Chinese guy. Yeah they would. Grab him, take off, drop him 20000 feet to the earth.
thanos-prime
How does anyboy touch smoke or deal with his missles that will take out the gangs alone?
0mega Spawn
Originally posted by thanos-prime
You also have,
Goro,Shiva,Motaro,Ermac,Noob,Cage,2 scorpions,raiden,Shang,Cyrax,smoke,jade,mileena,ki
tana,jax,sonya,kano. I don't think he understand just how OP the MK team is. he doesn't understand

thanos-prime
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah they would. Grab him, take off, drop him 20000 feet to the earth. I meant wang.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by thanos-prime
How does anyboy touch smoke or deal with his missles that will take out the gangs alone? Lightning.
thanos-prime
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Lightning. Lighting can hit smoke?
0mega Spawn
neither one have combat feats

.
they had a battle with light or some shyt in which nothing happened
0mega Spawn
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Lightning. Raiden
the ninjak
Originally posted by the ninjak
I really do think Raiden solos. Being Earth's protector makes this alliance wtih Sheng and Shao nuts but ..why not.
The rest simply make this a horrible stomp. Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Screen feats, dude. The BTLC crew have far more impressive magic.
A remember Raiden locking all of the outworld opponents in a forcefield.
I think both in 1 and 2.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by thanos-prime
Lighting can hit smoke? Smoke is gonna be solid at one time or another. When he's gone smoke, what can he do other than creep around? He moves slow in smoke form and is easy to track.
Now, watch Wang vs Rain:
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The other Ninjas (Sub Zero, Reptile, Noob, Scorpion), no way they can touch Wang and Rain. Too fast and agile.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by the ninjak
A remember Raiden locking all of the outworld opponents in a forcefield.
I think both in 1 and 2. And this helps how? He caved almost instantly when Kahn threatened one mortal. Lo Pan does the same and Raiden caves.
Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
Raiden Lo Pan.
thanos-prime
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Smoke is gonna be solid at one time or another. When he's gone smoke, what can he do other than creep around? He moves slow in smoke form and is easy to track.
Now, watch Wang vs Rain:
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The other Ninjas (Sub Zero, Reptile, Noob, Scorpion), no way they can touch Wang and Rain. Too fast and agile. Are you serious? do you really believe the lightning storm has enough time to sit around and wait for smoke to become tangible while fighting the MK forces at the same time? Wang's fight is nothing special not even 1st movie reptile level imo
thanos-prime
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And this helps how? He caved almost instantly when Kahn threatened one mortal. Lo Pan does the same and Raiden caves.
Lo Pan. How exactly does Intangible Lo Pan threaten anyone? What does he threaten to blind them?
the ninjak
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And this helps how? He caved almost instantly when Kahn threatened one mortal. Lo Pan does the same and Raiden caves.
Could Lo Pan teleport or was it just illusions? I can't remember.
I call bs on Lo Pan threatening a human life if Raiden destroys all of his subordinates inside the force field.
Many people are gonna die anyway. What's one life to stop a whole war.
Raiden still solos.
Force field death ability >>>>>>anything the other team has.
0mega Spawn
RJ knows MK stomps.
thanos-prime
Originally posted by the ninjak
Could Lo Pan teleport or was it just illusions? I can't remember.
I call bs on Lo Pan threatening a human life if Raiden doesn't destroy all of his opponents inside the force field.
Many people are gonna die anyway. What's one life to stop a whole war.
Raiden still solos. Lo Pan couldn't threaten anyone if he wanted HE can't attack while intangible Get this through your thick head RJ.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by thanos-prime
Are you serious? do you really believe the lightning storm has enough time to sit around and wait for smoke to become tangible while fighting the MK forces at the same time? Wang's fight is nothing special not even 1st movie reptile level imo
Just saying, when Smoke becomes tangible, any one of the 3 Storms would take him out. Or he'd go down in a hail of machine gun fire. Or to one of those magic grenades Egg had.
Wang's fight shows him fighting at speeds the MK fighters can only dream of. The MK fighters (not the cannon fodder army, the Warriors), fought at speeds like this:
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Hell, the two guys fighting at 3:06 would take Scorpion.
Also, check out the GUNS, dude.
thanos-prime
Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
RJ knows MK stomps. This is worse than a stomp i would be surprised if this battle lasted more than 10 mins.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by thanos-prime
Lo Pan couldn't threaten anyone if he wanted HE can't attack while intangible Get this through your thick head RJ. Mhm, but he and Egg were shown deflecting each others attacks in their duel. BTLC magic>>>>.MK magic.
Thanks for playing.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by the ninjak
Could Lo Pan teleport or was it just illusions? I can't remember.
I call bs on Lo Pan threatening a human life if Raiden destroys all of his subordinates inside the force field.
Many people are gonna die anyway. What's one life to stop a whole war.
Raiden still solos.
Force field death ability >>>>>>anything the other team has.
Teleport? Dunno, but he could phase, Kitty Pride style.
Raiden was shown holding like 6 people in his force field. If he does this, he's wide open to, you know, be shot. BOOM BOOM BOOM, down goes Raiden.
Gang members with automatic rifles>>>>>>easily half of the MK team.
0mega Spawn
Originally posted by thanos-prime
This is worse than a stomp i would be surprised if this battle lasted more than 10 mins. 10 mins might be a bit much
2 or 3 sounds about right
thanos-prime
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Just saying, when Smoke becomes tangible, any one of the 3 Storms would take him out. Or he'd go down in a hail of machine gun fire. Or to one of those magic grenades Egg had.
Wang's fight shows him fighting at speeds the MK fighters can only dream of. The MK fighters (not the cannon fodder army, the Warriors), fought at speeds like this:
VGLinT-Pdyo
Hell, the two guys fighting at 3:06 would take Scorpion.
Also, check out the GUNS, dude. Your severly over estimating the storms and BTLC in general face the facts.
1. The btlc team is severely outnumbered by numbers in the hundreds and guns won't matter as the scrub fighters from MK can be teleported to the enemy so range won't be nearly as big a problem.
2. The BTLC good fighters are also greatly outnumbered by good MKer's Along with being greatly overpowered.
GG buddy.
thanos-prime
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mhm, but he and Egg were shown deflecting each others attacks in their duel. BTLC magic>>>>.MK magic.
Thanks for playing. That was after the ceremony it was plainly stated by pan HIMSELF he couldn't interact physically while in his dream state Thanks for playing.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by thanos-prime
Your severly over estimating the storms and BTLC in general face the facts.
1. The btlc team is severely outnumbered by numbers in the hundreds and guns won't matter as the scrub fighters from MK can be teleported to the enemy so range won't be nearly as big a problem.
2. The BTLC good fighters are also greatly outnumbered by good MKer's Along with being greatly overpowered.
Am I?
1. One gang member can take out 10-15 MKers with one magazine. Egg can take out 10 with a magic grenade.
2. On the contrary, the elite MK fighters, they are the only ones who would challenge the Sing Ding's and the red turbans. The army? The guys Sonja fought while Jax fought Cyrax? Cannon fodder. Sonja took one out with a bedpan, dude.
Yes, the MK team has numbers, but the BTLC team has many more better fighters, guns, and more powerful magic.
thanos-prime
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Teleport? Dunno, but he could phase, Kitty Pride style.
Raiden was shown holding like 6 people in his force field. If he does this, he's wide open to, you know, be shot. BOOM BOOM BOOM, down goes Raiden.
Gang members with automatic rifles>>>>>>easily half of the MK team. He wasn't actively Phasing tho he was perma-intangible.The 3oo or so scrub MK fighters should be enough to hold off the Scrub BTLC gunners. HAHAHA try again.
the ninjak
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Teleport? Dunno, but he could phase, Kitty Pride style.
Raiden was shown holding like 6 people in his force field. If he does this, he's wide open to, you know, be shot. BOOM BOOM BOOM, down goes Raiden.
Gang members with automatic rifles>>>>>>easily half of the MK team.
If the MK team are all allies. Raidan traps the 3 storms in a force field and kills em instantly. No deal making. No PIS!
Lo Pan and soldiers start blasting, Raidan disappears into electricity. And the outworlders clean shop. 2 giant dragans. Robots that shoots nanomachines. Hellfire. Lightning. Ice shards. Acid. Coming from all angles thanks to shielding by Sub Zero, Smoke by smoke.
Plus Outworlds Khan's armies add up to millions if not more. Once the BTiLC team falls the world falls to Raiden.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by thanos-prime
That was after the ceremony it was plainly stated by pan HIMSELF he couldn't interact physically while in his dream state Thanks for playing.
And? All his feats count, dude. Everything he did in the movie counts.
thanos-prime
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Am I?
1. One gang member can take out 10-15 MKers with one magazine. Egg can take out 10 with a magic grenade.
2. On the contrary, the elite MK fighters, they are the only ones who would challenge the Sing Ding's and the red turbans. The army? The guys Sonja fought while Jax fought Cyrax? Cannon fodder. Sonja took one out with a bedpan, dude.
Yes, the MK team has numbers, but the BTLC team has many more better fighters, guns, and more powerful magic. Wow you can't even comprehend basic strategy The Good MK Fighter's will be fighting or i should say Butt raping the storms the MK fodder will be fighting BTLC fodder and MK will win through numbers.
thanos-prime
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And? All his feats count, dude. Everything he did in the movie counts. Your point? If your using intangible Pan he can't fight that's a Fact get over it. If your using corporeal Pan he get's dealt with easily. And if you think corporeal pan can go intangible Prove it.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by the ninjak
If the MK team are all allies. Raidan traps the 3 winds in a force field and kills em instantly. No deal making. No PIS!
Lo Pan and soldiers start blasting, Raidan disappears into electricity. And the outworlders clean shop. 2 giant dragans. Robots that shoots nanomachines. Hellfire. Lightning. Ice shards. Acid. Coming from all angles thanks to shielding by Sub Zero, Smoke by smoke.
And when Raiden traps them, a gang member caps him. Stupid move Raiden would not do. He trapped Kahn's generals because the two sides were in a standoff.
Dragons raped by Egg and Lo pan in giant samurai form.
The cyber ninjas...well, thunder, lightning and rain.
All angles? K, and I guess the gun wielders will just sit there dumbfounded?
There is nothing, not one thing the MKers have that counters automatic machine gun fire.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by thanos-prime
Your point? If your using intangible Pan he can't fight that's a Fact get over it. If your using corporeal Pan he get's dealt with easily. Hardly, both are just a formidable. The latter even moreso.
the ninjak
They would send the couple of million soldiers at the AK's and Uzis the MKers would just pick off the vunerable. They're ninja assassins not soldiers.
thanos-prime
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Hardly, both are just a formidable. The latter even moreso. Intangible Pan can ONLY blind people. Corporeal Pan has shit durability like i said he get's curb stomped HE got kill by BURTON LOL.
0mega Spawn
this is one of your least thought out trolling RJ

thanos-prime
Originally posted by the ninjak
They would send the couple of million soldiers at the AK's and Uzis the MKers would just pick off the vunerable. They're ninja assassins not soldiers. Not only that but they could be teleported right on-top of the 100 or so BTLC fodder.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by thanos-prime
Wow you can't even comprehend basic strategy The Good MK Fighter's will be fighting or i should say Butt raping the storms the MK fodder will be fighting BTLC fodder and MK will win through numbers.
The good MKers are taken out h2h by the two gangs, who are just as formidable h2h. The MKer fighters with outrageous powers? Machine gun fire.
Keep on ignoring that the machine guns will counter and rape anything the MK team throws their way. Why do you think there was no one left on earth with guns in the movies? Why were there no special forces soldiers running around with M-16's? Think about it.
thanos-prime
Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
the is one of your least thought out trolling RJ

Had he put more thought into the OP like Just the fighter's from Annihilation Then this MIGHT be close.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by thanos-prime
Intangible Pan can ONLY blind people. Corporeal Pan has shit durability like i said he get's curb stomped HE got kill by BURTON LOL.
Lo Pan had no idea Jack could catch and throw the knife back his way haermm PIS.
Good call, Lo Pan blinds the MK team, the gangs solo with machine guns.
Again, how do the MKers deal with all those gang members wielding machine guns? Been waiting on an answer for a while.
thanos-prime
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The good MKers are taken out h2h by the two gangs, who are just as formidable h2h. The MKer fighters with outrageous powers? Machine gun fire.
Keep on ignoring that the machine guns will counter and rape anything the MK team throws their way. Why do you think there was no one left on earth with guns in the movies? Why were there no special forces soldiers running around with M-16's? Think about it. Wow im Going to explain this ONE more time if you don't get it im done with this point, The Machine gun fodder on BTLC Will be Completely neutralized By the MK fodder Ninja as they Can be teleported onto the BTLC fodder Effectively Neutralizing ANY advantage they Had, The the 4 or 5 decent BTLC fighter's get taken out EASY.
the ninjak
Originally posted by thanos-prime
Not only that but they could be teleported right on-top of the 100 or so BTLC fodder.
True straight from the sky.
thanos-prime
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Lo Pan had no idea Jack could catch and throw the knife back his way haermm PIS.
Good call, Lo Pan blinds the MK team, the gangs solo with machine guns.
Again, how do the MKers deal with all those gang members wielding machine guns? Been waiting on an answer for a while. It's not PIS if Pan actually had ANY decent feat up until that point you might be able to say that but it's no the case, Prove he can blind more than 1 at a time.
0mega Spawn
so many people can solo the BTLC fighters
Cyrax, Smoke, Scorpion
thanos-prime
Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
so many people can solo the BTLC fighters
Cyrax, Smoke, Scorpion I wouldn't say so I actually could see the machine gun guys being trouble if the MK team here didn't have so much fodder of there own.
thanos-prime
Question About the lighting storm, didn't he blast Burton with lighting?
0mega Spawn
Cyrax bombs kills most(if not all of them).
same with Smoke.
scorpion maybe not but his snake spear kills an azz of them
0mega Spawn
Originally posted by thanos-prime
Question About the lighting storm, didn't he blast Burton with lighting? i don't think so... i'll check
thanos-prime
Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
Cyrax bombs kills most(if not all of them).
same with Smoke.
scorpion maybe not but his snake spear kills an azz of them From what i saw he could only launch 2 bombs at a time and smoke only 1 there not taking them all out before they get hit.
0mega Spawn
no he didnt get burton he missed LMAO
thanos-prime
Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
no he didnt get burton he missed LMAO Ah i see doesn't matter that lighting looked like weak shit compared to the real thing.
0mega Spawn
Originally posted by thanos-prime
From what i saw he could only launch 2 bombs at a time and smoke only 1 there not taking them all out before they get hit.
look @ the areas in which they fight in the movies... sektor bombs could blow up an entire area...
Cyrax has 3 bombs...2 in his chest & he is one himself.
Cyrax & Smoke coordinated team up wins.
sound better?
thanos-prime
Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
look @ the areas in which they fight in the movies... sektor bombs could blow up an entire area...
Cyrax has 3 bombs...2 in his chest & he is on himself.
Cyrax & Smoke coordinated team up wins.
sound better? yep i could def see that.
Rogue Jedi
OK, let's break this down and list each combatant.
MK:
Lord Rayden
Liu Kang
Johnny Cage
Shang Tsung
Princess Kitana
Kano
Scorpion x 2
Sub-Zero x 2
Reptile
Art Lean
Jax Briggs
Shao-Kahn
Sindel
Jade
Motaro
Sheeva
Nightwolf
Johnny Cage
Ermac
Cyrax
Noob Saibot
Rain
Baraka
Mileena
400-500 Army cannon fodder.
BTLC team:
Jack Burton, armed with a Tec-9
Egg Shen
Wang Chi
Lo Pan
The three Storms
The hairy bigfoot
About 100 gang members. "Chang Sing" and the "Wing Kong." All armed with automatic rifles.
Did I miss anyone?
the ninjak
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
400-500 Army cannon fodder.
I thought Khan attacked with an army of millions.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The hairy bigfoot

that creature was freaky. I say he kills Goro

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by the ninjak
I thought Khan attacked with an army of millions. I'm going with how many are shown. From what I remember, 400-500 is a generous guesstimate.
thanos-prime
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
OK, let's break this down and list each combatant.
MK:
Lord Rayden
Liu Kang
Johnny Cage
Shang Tsung
Princess Kitana
Kano
Scorpion x 2
Sub-Zero x 2
Reptile
Art Lean
Jax Briggs
Shao-Kahn
Sindel
Jade
Motaro
Sheeva
Nightwolf
Johnny Cage
Ermac
Cyrax
Noob Saibot
Rain
Baraka
Mileena
400-500 Army cannon fodder.
BTLC team:
Jack Burton, armed with a Tec-9
Egg Shen
Wang Chi
Lo Pan
The three Storms
The hairy bigfoot
About 100 gang members. "Chang Sing" and the "Wing Kong." All armed with automatic rifles.
Did I miss anyone? Not all of the Chang Sing and Wing Cong had Guns in fact MOSt of them didn't. And there were 4 reptile's.
Robtard
Big Trouble In Little China FTW.
Impediment
0mega Spawn, quit with the name calling. Next time it happens, you won't like what happens.
FFS, just debate like a civilized person without having to resort to name calling.
0mega Spawn
WTF peach already warned me -_-
maybe you should actually read through the thread...
Impediment
Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
WTF peach already warned me -_-
maybe you should actually read through the thread...
Your point being?
I've read through everything.
You never received an official warning. Not yet, at least.
Peach isn't the mod of this forum.
I am.
I notice that you haven't presented me with the scrutiny that you have her.
Hmmm...............I wonder why?
0mega Spawn
my point being is ive been warned thus making you very late.
whether shes this forums mod or not ive been warned & i stopped... again you're late & beating a dead horse
i haven't presented you with the scrutiny that I have her.
due to the fact ive noticed her breaking the rules she enforces.
even going as far as to completely censor my posts & do a 360 and censor bypass curse words into an entire paragraph...
Impediment
Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
my point being is ive been warned thus making you very late.
whether shes this forums mod or not ive been warned & i stopped... again you're late & beating a dead horse
i haven't presented you with the scrutiny that I have her.
due to the fact ive noticed her breaking the rules she enforces.
even going as far as to completely censor my posts & do a 360 and censor bypass curse words into an entire paragraph...
My point being, 0mega, is that I have a full time job and I can't be here at all times. Peach was good enough to step and take action. The only reason I'm doing so now is to establish my seat as mod here. Nothing spite or scorn involved.
Your "dead horse" excuse is nil.
You need to watch your accusations about her behavior. It isn't going to benefit you.
0mega Spawn
i hear you but you're still late. have I been warned?
have I not stopped?
my dead horse excuse?
its not an excuse its the truth you're late. read above.
my accusation? i know the exact page where she does the censoring/bypass deal.
even reported her did she get a warning?
did her posts get censored?
doubt it & no
just like calling the cops on a cop

smh...
Impediment
Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
i hear you but you're still late. have I been warned?
have I not stopped?
my dead horse excuse?
its not an excuse its the truth you're late. read above.
my accusation? i know the exact page where she does the censoring/bypass deal.
even reported her did she get a warning?
did her posts get censored?
doubt it & no
just like calling the cops on a cop

smh...
Present anything you want to, 0mega. It doesn't change the fact that you're acting like an ass when confronted by a moderator.
My "being late" because of my obligations means nothing.
I've said my piece.
Stop.
Back to topic. Now.
Any continuation of this matter will not be dealt with lightly.
0mega Spawn
hysterical
so who wins

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by thanos-prime
Not all of the Chang Sing and Wing Cong had Guns in fact MOSt of them didn't. And there were 4 reptile's.
There were three with AK's, one with an HK, one with a MAC-10, three I think with pistols. Add on Jack with his TEC-9, the Sing Ding with the .357. Also, surely they had more than just 8 or 9 guns, dude. In this thread, they all have guns.
I remember two Reptiles, the ones in MK2 were Noob Saibot, right?
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Robtard
Big Trouble In Little China FTW. Why? The guns, or superior fighters/magic? Or all of the above?
thanos-prime
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
There were three with AK's, one with an HK, one with a MAC-10, three I think with pistols. Add on Jack with his TEC-9, the Sing Ding with the .357. Also, surely they had more than just 8 or 9 guns, dude. In this thread, they all have guns.
I remember two Reptiles, the ones in MK2 were Noob Saibot, right? Trying to make the fight in favor of BTLC? doesn't matter they could all have guns they still lose.
Nope there were four reptile, noob only appeared at the end when he emerged from ermac.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by thanos-prime
Trying to make the fight in favor of BTLC? doesn't matter they could all have guns they still lose.
Nope there were four reptile, noob only appeared at the end when he emerged from ermac.
In all my versus threads, both sides/opponents have knowledge of each other. If you think I am saying that now, just ask DDM.
Riiiiiight. The MKers can stand up to 75-100 pissed off asians with machine guns.
thanos-prime
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
In all my versus threads, both sides/opponents have knowledge of each other. If you think I am saying that now, just ask DDM.
Riiiiiight. The MKers can stand up to 75-100 pissed off asians with machine guns. What does knowledge have to do with you changing shit from the movie?
They won't have to the MK fodder will deal with them, the BTLC fodder is easily outnumbered.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by thanos-prime
What does knowledge have to do with you changing shit from the movie?
They won't have to the MK fodder will deal with them, the BTLC fodder is easily outnumbered.
Who's changing shit? Think about it, two big ass gangs like the one sin BTLC, you trying to tell me they have only 8 guns between them? That's just stupid.
Yes, they are outnumbered, but one gang member can take out a shitload of MKers with one strafe.
the ninjak
Everybody dies except Jack and the Bigfoot monster.
thanos-prime
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Who's changing shit? Think about it, two big ass gangs like the one sin BTLC, you trying to tell me they have only 8 guns between them? That's just stupid.
Yes, they are outnumbered, but one gang member can take out a shitload of MKers with one strafe. It's not about what i think they have it's about what they showed them to have.
no he can't as the MKer's can be dropped right on the gunner's position making it a slaughter.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by thanos-prime
It's not about what i think they have it's about what they showed them to have.
no he can't as the MKer's can be dropped right on the gunner's position making it a slaughter.
It's called logic and common sense. Does it make sense that two big ass gangs like that have only 8 guns? Or that there is not a gun shop nearby?
Dude, no. The MK army were the weakest fighters in any action movie, ever. KO'd by a bedpan FFS.
thanos-prime
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
It's called logic and common sense. Does it make sense that two big ass gangs like that have only 8 guns? Or that there is not a gun shop nearby?
Dude, no. The MK army were the weakest fighters in any action movie, ever. KO'd by a bedpan FFS. No your trying to add logic to something that's already decided not all of them showed guns so not all of them have gun go cry about it.
Point? they still easily out number them and with no range advantage they gunners die. and alot of the MKers were borderline superhuman.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by thanos-prime
No your trying to add logic to something that's already decided not all of them showed guns so not all of them have gun go cry about it.
Point? they still easily out number them and with no range advantage they gunners die. and alot of the MKers were borderline superhuman. Oh so now I'm crying? Just answer the question: Does it make sense that two big ass gangs like that have only 8 guns?
Home field, dude. Big advantage.
thanos-prime
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Oh so now I'm crying? Just answer the question: Does it make sense that two big ass gangs like that have only 8 guns?
Home field, dude. Big advantage. yes your crying you made a spite thread so now 6 or 7 pages later your trying to change what was shown in the movie to give you a win.
Yes it makes sense.
No there's no advantage at all.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by thanos-prime
yes your crying you made a spite thread so now 6 or 7 pages later your trying to change what was shown in the movie to give you a win.
Yes it makes sense.
No there's no advantage at all.
haermm Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
It makes sense that 2 big ass gangs like in BTLC have only 8 guns. WOW, dude.
crylaugh
the ninjak
I don't remember much gunfire happening in the final fight between the gangs. PIS?
It looked like Jack was doing most of the shooting. He was bloody amazing though. Going by how the potion works. That fight should have ended in a minute.
But no everybody was kung fuing each other for 20 minutes. In a open hallroom.
thanos-prime
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
haermm Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
It makes sense that 2 big ass gangs like in BTLC have only 8 guns. WOW, dude.
crylaugh Yeah it makes sense that's what was shown in the movie so that's what you use if not then there's no reason LOGICALLY i can't say liu kang spams the shooters with fireballs.
thanos-prime
Originally posted by the ninjak
I don't remember much gunfire happening in the final fight between the gangs. PIS? I would say it was more of an honor thing the gunners on each side only aimed for the other gunners.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by thanos-prime
Yeah it makes sense that's what was shown in the movie so that's what you use if not then there's no reason LOGICALLY i can't say liu kang spams the shooters with fireballs. Well, they all have guns.
No, those were slow firing. Liu Kang would get raped by the Cleaver wielder.
the ninjak
Originally posted by thanos-prime
I would say it was more of an honor thing the gunners on each side only aimed for the other gunners.
Then in this fight I guess they put their guns down

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by the ninjak
Then in this fight I guess they put their guns down

Jack was the only one armed with a gun in the final fight scene. Thunder smashed it.
thanos-prime
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Well, they all have guns.
No, those were slow firing. Liu Kang would get raped by the Cleaver wielder. Sure w/e like i said changing what happened from the movie to try and get a win 7 pages later no less.
Wow he didn't fire ANY fireballs he hit shang with a fire punch what im saying is it as big a leap in logic as because some of the gang had guns they all have guns.
thanos-prime
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Jack was the only one armed with a gun in the final fight scene. Thunder smashed it. It wouldn't help him anyway he can't aim for shit.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by thanos-prime
Sure w/e like i said changing what happened from the movie to try and get a win 7 pages later no less.
Wow he didn't fire ANY fireballs he hit shang with a fire punch what im saying is it as big a leap in logic as because some of the gang had guns they all have guns.
Deal with it. Two big ass asian gangs with only 8 guns? Gimmee a break.
thanos-prime
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Deal with it. Two big ass asian gangs with only 8 guns? Gimmee a break. I am dealing with your little girl fits, But as i said it doesn't change the outcome.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by thanos-prime
I am dealing with your little girl fits, But as i said it doesn't change the outcome. Here, I implied they all have guns on page one:
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The Three Storms rape Raiden, quite quickly and very violently.
Egg and Lo Pan rape Kahn and Tsung.
The BTLC crew have guns.

So yeah, you guys need to actually WATCH the movie before debating on it.
I didn't think I really needed to sat they ALL have guns. "The BTLC crew have guns", this implies they all have guns.
thanos-prime
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Here, I implied they all have guns on page one:
I didn't think I really needed to sat they ALL have guns. "The BTLC crew have guns", this implies they all have guns. Sorry im not obligated to take that into consideration unless it's in the op.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by thanos-prime
Sorry im not obligated to take that into consideration unless it's in the op. What I did is 100% in accordance with forum rules.
Deal with it.
thanos-prime
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
What I did is 100% in accordance with forum rules.
Deal with it. If you wanted people to consider that you should have said something like im adding this to the stips, not my fault you don't think.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by thanos-prime
If you wanted people to consider that you should have said something like im adding this to the stips, not my fault you don't think. See, that's the thing, I didn't think that was necessary. By saying "The BTLC crew have guns", it's obvious that "The BTLC crew" is in fact the entire crew. In this case, it's both gangs and Jack.
thanos-prime
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
See, that's the thing, I didn't think that was necessary. By saying "The BTLC crew have guns", it's obvious that "The BTLC crew" is in fact the entire crew. In this case, it's both gangs and Jack. Actually that's not imo what most people would take form it most would take that you think because they have guns they win.
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