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Indiana Jones, Tony Stark, and Jack Sparrow are all sitting together at a bar. James Bond walks up to them and tells them about all the women he banged. He then creates a deal, whoever comes back with the most dates in 5 hours gets a license to kill and gets to bone a Bond girl of their choice.

Who wins and what girl do they choose?

Is Bond in the contest? Coz I'd pick him as the winner. If not, then Tony Stark.

After all, he can just flash a few hundred dollars in front of each girl and see how much he can get.

Jack Sparrow probably won't even know how to handle a modern day woman.

Stark wins and gets to screw Olga Kurylenko.

Stark has never not gotten a woman he went after. Therefore he can get any and every woman ever.

Originally posted by FrothByte
Tony Stark.

After all, he can just flash a few hundred dollars in front of each girl and see how much he can get.

Jack Sparrow probably won't even know how to handle a modern day woman.

They all lose. None of them deserve to be in the same space as Bond.

James Bond gets more ass than a toilet seat.

Derek Flint has them all beat

Wonder what you guy's decision on Indy is

Indy could have banged some of his students in ROTLA. A lot of hot coeds were giving him the "F*ck me!" eyes.

Captain Kirk should be in this, then again, it'd be too easy a victory.

Kirk is spite.

I envy Kirk; He got to bone green gals.

Originally posted by Impediment
I envy Kirk; He got to bone green gals.

he boned uhura first

Originally posted by Robtard
Captain Kirk should be in this, then again, it'd be too easy a victory.



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Originally posted by Darth Martin


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you don't yet realize the power of kirk

Bond is way better than Kirk.

all kirk needs to do is barely look at a woman and she is his, bond can' t do that

Bond would probably turn gay for Kirk, jeez!

Kirk is on another level. Bond saved women then screwed them.

Kirk would just walk into a room and seduce everything in sight.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Kirk would just walk into a room and seduce everything in sight. What the **** you think Bond has been doing for nearly 50 years now?

Yeah I guess you're right.

Both are good at what/who they do.

I've been watching Star Trek eps at random. And Kirk nevers seems to amaze me. He was captured in a cell watched upon by aliens with somr random alien chick and he still got his moves on before escaping.

Bond couldn't seduce that North Korean soldier babe at the beginning of Die Another Day and escape....poor showing.

Maybe we should compare shag feats?

Originally posted by Darth Martin


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Listen, I'm not doubting Bond's ability to pull women, he's British, charming, suave and deadly; all rolled into one. But Kirk has a star-ship; is in command and can literally take them where no man has been before. Kirk > Bond /fact

There's a good reason why the ST:OS theme has a woman orgasming in the back-ground. 00:29

Originally posted by the ninjak
Bond couldn't seduce that North Korean soldier babe at the beginning of Die Another Day and escape....poor showing. Bahh, Brosnan doesn't count.

Originally posted by Darth Martin
Bahh, Brosnan doesn't count.

fair enough. Brosnan is the weakest of the litter.

Though if I'm not mistaken. Later in that film he went to a hotel where the employees try to videotape him screwing a hooker.
But he catches them out and as they all try to leave he grabs the girl and shags her.

Stark wins.

Originally posted by the ninjak
fair enough. Brosnan is the weakest of the litter.

Though if I'm not mistaken. Later in that film he went to a hotel where the employees try to videotape him screwing a hooker.
But he catches them out and as they all try to leave he grabs the girl and shags her. Yes, Brosnan is the weakest Bond by far. His dialogue is cheesy and he only has one good film.

That scene at the hotel in Hong Kong is probably my favorite scene in the DAD. Terrible Bond movie.

I agree.
The world is not enough was definitely the worst Brosnan film.

Actually only GoldenEye was any good.

I don't know, Die Another Day is pretty bad too. Atleast TWINE has a cool pre-title sequence.

Originally posted by the ninjak
I agree.
The world is not enough was definitely the worst Brosnan film.

Actually only GoldenEye was any good.

The World Is Not Enough wasn't that bad... Or maybe you didn't watch Die An Another Day and Moonraker recently?

Also, Roger Moore's Bond steamroll Kirck in the Pimping Contest. The guy's just that good.

Moonraker is actually good prior to the film shifting to outer space. Hugo Drax was a memorable villain.

Originally posted by Darth Martin
Moonraker is actually good prior to the film shifting to outer space. Hugo Drax was a memorable villain.

Partly agree. But in the intro, they ****ed up Jaws forever.

One of the cooler in pre-title sequences IMO. But then again, the character Jaws is complete fail.