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Much as I love to keep all the messages given to me over time, it is getting pretty ludicrous now. My PM inbox, which I have made a few token attempts to keep tidy over time, is some 180 pages large. The 'sent messages' area comes in at 239. So now it is a painful task of clearing out as many useless messages as possible, which will take hours, first because of the size, and secondly because the damn thing keeps returning me to page one whenever I delete some... grrr!

Anyway, how many PMs do you guys send and receive, on average? Will it ever be as high a proportion as it was when Lara and her chums first got here?

Oh great, there is a bug so I cannot even access most of my sent items... time to tell Raz!

I'm sorry to hear thet Ush!!!

I always keep my PM inbox tidy, so I dont have that problemo.

I thought Raz was going to limit the amount of space we had in our PM boxes, there was a discussion about it a loooooong time ago

He only wanted to do that to prevent the overload on the servers. But now the PMs are seperated page by page, that is not a problem.

But for lazy people like me who didn't keep it tidy, the page system makes it an arse to delete them...

No one PM's me, because everyone forgot about me.

Umm, do I know you?

See?

Never keep the PM too much....I have a few in the inbox.not much of a PM fan...

well you're here too seldom, To!

well, I made a half arsed attempt a month ago to put all of my PM's into relevant folders but now its a mess, just like my bed room!

whats that look for?

lol jk.

listen here! boyo! your the same age as my sister! behave yourself! or not

Well, my inbox is a rather more modest 46 pages now. So maybe I am taking a little less space on poor Raz's servers...

have 40 pages at the moment

I think I have 5 or 6 at the moment, but I'm not too sure!

so do i...maby more

You can delete old messages?

I had no idea, I'll have a look at how many I've got. Probably not many when you're as unpopular as me.

i have 7 pages of recieved messages and 19 of sent.
Never bothered to keep em tidy...they seem pretty ..aligned till now.

Well, I wiped some 1400 messages in one day.

you could hire someone to do that for ya. I'd be more than happy, for let's say...4..ok 3 sw rp upgrades

Good Lord! That's steep!

yeah...greed never got me wrong so far...ok 2.

I doubt it.

I only have like 3 sent messages.

All others I delete because I don't need them.

i don't have one...

Lara,why don't you sent him one.....instead of

what would I talk to a 14 yr old kid about?

puberty?

get a life, fint!

i got one, just trying to help you get one

that is below the belt and you know it! I have a shit life at the moment, caused by my sister, so just leave it out! OK?

I've got 330 sent messages and 390 recieved not bad for two years here, eh?

I have allot to been trying to delet them but it takes forever... lol... So many... So many. I have to do the same as well.

its so time consuming!

huh?, have i missed something vital here

Damn right it is time consuming! I have some 2500 sent messages since last July to prune out, now Raz has fixed that bug.

And Lara, if us wrinkly old men can talk to you, then I am sure you can talk to the kids!

humpf!

Poor lonely kids...

Lara going back to the messy inbox and bedroom......

.....no sorry can't finish the sentence too sick even for me.

Leave Lara alone u (all)...
Lara, I don't think it can be so below u 2 speak to a 14 year old, after all u were 14 a while back 2 right ?

Yes, back when she was... umm... 14, I thin.

Corran, I LONG to know...

I'll start on that sent items stuff tonight, I think.

oh nuthin much just something about seeing how much messier we could make her bedroom and In Box

Ai caramba!

maybe I should have just PM'd that. Oh well.

eh? 14 yr old kid? WHO U CALLIN A KID!!!! i'm actually quite grown up for a kid my age, im serious!

(still in shock)

Ush, are you catching flies there?

Ush was never 14, he was born a grumpy 20 year old I'm sure.

Me, I'm stuck at 18 in my mind. I'll be the peter pan of this website!

you're Micheal Jackson?

Hmmmmm, bad example that......

I'll be the Mick Jagger of the website then, looks old but can still rock.

Think I'm still stuck at around 18 too. Must be something in the water North of the Watford Gap.

Mind the gap!

(still in shock)

Damn luck Lara hasn't read that...

When she does, there'll be hell to pay...

Look on the bright side...uh..oh...damn..can't find one....

*turns purple with rage as steam emits from ears*

*ground starts to shake*

*gritts teeth*

*shouts*

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU IMPLYING AND DONT YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT APOLOGISING.
SOME PPL HERE ARE GOING TO LOSE SOME THING ESSENCIAL TO THEM!

*continues to rant*

OOOooooooooooooohhh dear...

Umm... it wasn't me! Heck, all I wanted to do was clear out my PMs!

*still shouting* YOU STILL PARTISIPATED!

I did? Where? All I did was become very shocked?

STILL YOU DID NOTHING TO INTERVIEN! TRATOR!

*sits in the floor cross legged and starts to calm*

Um, who are you mad at?

I was too shocked to intervene!

(psst- that'll be you, Corran)

Me? Poor innocent me? *shakes head* I just don't understand.

*goes blue in the face!*

*bellows* WHHHAAAATTTTTTTTTTT!

*raises into air and goes into crucifix position nad expells a brillinant white light*


DONT PISS ME OFF!












"YOU STUPID LITTLE SHIT! **** OFF!"

This is an unexpected plot twist to my thread.

Corran! Appease her, I'm no good at this sort of thing...

gee, a tense mood here

*unseen by the light being exspelled*

AND THAT IS SUPPOSED TO MEAN?, USH!

I am worried that whatever I will say wil only anger you more, oh mighty Lara Goddess... whilst adding, of course, my large amount of respect I have for you which means I would NEVER see or treat you in that way you suspect...

Hmmm, how positively Rude.

*rips the bunny's head off*

Scary

How positively agressive.

*gives corran a look that could kill a thousand men*

It may have kill a thousand, but not this one. Am I supposed to be afraid yet little girl?

LITTLE! LITTLE girl!

*still raised in the air emitting light, curls into a ball, and releases a ring of fire around thread*

Hey! I just had that painted over!

(Goes to get extinguisher)

Calm down little girl, do you want a lolly pop?

are we still talking about PM`S

*screams with unincomprehensible rage, sets fire to whats left of corrans reseadin hair*

I still have a full head of hair, same as always, I am just going 'lighter' OK, OK grey.

YOUR HEAD IS ON FIRE!

looks like ash to me

I am Lucifer, I am fire proof.

hmm

Ooooh dear, fetch me a young priest and an old priest....

So... umm... people receiving many PMs lately?

A few yes. I think Ineed to have a clear out so that I can start sending some more.

are you pms Corran

not yet.

*colapses on floor from exhustion*

Hmmn.

There there, lara. Shall I send you a PM?

*sleeps*

*shakes Lara violently to wake her up*

*wakes with a start, kicks corran in the face, full force*

It's a good job that didn't hurt little girl, I may have gotten upset.

or gotten even

well my PMbox is on low activity atm will change that within a few days

I hardly have any PM's....

I've followed Ush's lead and deleted all mine now.

Could do with a few now, to fill her up again. *HINT HINT*

I got my sent items down to 200 pages, but I haven't had the heart to have another look since.

You ok down there, Lara?

Is she dead?

*Gives Lara gentle poke with a stick*

Erm Mech does Mrs Mech know you are poking other chicks?

devil: if not.....

*snarls at corran, then releases a deep throated growl*

*turns on mech*
your rude! I thought I'd just let you know!

*turns on corran again!*
LOOK HERE BUDDIE! DO I LOOK LITTLE TO YOU OR ARE YOU JUST SHORT SIGHTED?

yes

I'm not putting up with this,

*goes to get up off the floor, but collapses in a pile again*

can some one help me to another thread?, I havent the energy reserves to stand let alone walk, as for corran he can wait! I'll be back to finish this, just you wait!

*barrs teeth and relseases another growl!*

I would help but I'm too busy laughing.

I dont think I was YOU for help!

I wasnt asking YOU for help!

sometimes its better to say things twice

*still slumped in a heap on the floor* well?......

well?, what?

could you help me pls

Help you what btw? Clear your old PMs

nope thats all done, I've a clean PM inbox and for one a tide room as well!

So now you need help messing your room and in box up again.

?

Ahh, the poor girl has such a clean mind that her memory of the PM-related joke evil has been purged...

Lara PMed EVERYONE when she first came to the board of course.

But... (breaks down)... NOT ME...

WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

whats all this! I know I havent got yerss to hide behind anymore but the the hell is all this about?

Well, its true. You girls PMed everyone in sight except for useless, ugly old Ush...

not true! we just saw you as big bad wolf coz you kept closing the threads that we ran riot on! and you were o=so-seriouso! and it was kinda scary!

Ush scary.

come on! think about it! I was 14!

Still, Ush Scary

PISS OFF!

You can be as abusive as you want, I'm going to laugh all day about this. Ush Scary

no comment!

Didn't stop Maya... she was the ONLY one...

(wails)

I think Ush could be scary, in a sort of angry Geography teacher type way, should he have caught you vandelising his Robin Reliant.

I got a PM from Lara, I replied but never heard from her again.

I think we should all send her loads to mess up her inbox again.

*Fights urge to make joke about filling boxes*


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

Damn, I set it up for you and you didn't take it.

That was the most blatent set-up I've ever seen, had it been anyone else, without my social tact (HAH!), I'm sure they'd have nailed it for sure.

nailed who? oh it

!

Much as I hate to, I think this one is all done. Oh, still not cleared out my sent items...