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Two powerful Sith teams face each other.
Who shall win the battle?

* This is RotS Sidious and RotS Dooku.
* Bane has Orbalisks.

Setting: Korriban, Valley of the Dark Lords.

Team 2. Naughty Tentacle attack kicks Dooku's shit in and Bane is equal to Sidious enough to stalemate him until Zannah can dp him.

I figured you'd say that

Dooku solos.

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I figured you'd say that

I gather he's an avowed and unrepentant Bane fanboi. Must be that magnificent body and layer upon layer of character development. It's unfortunate for him and his idol that

Christopher Lee's voice solo's.

Dooku does not.

zannah's tentacles solo

axel_jovan
zannah's tentacles solo

Dooku's testicles solo. ^_^

http://images.wikia.com/oots/images/a/ab/Evan%27s_Spiked_Tentacles_of_Forced_Intrusion.jpg

oh, that would be a sight to behold....

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Christopher Lee's voice solo's.

Nah, he's too busy narrating SM's life and providing commentary on Darth Power's sexual fantasies.



Yeah, no.
Palpatine is confirmed to be more powerful than Bane and, as we all know, Dooku's even better than him, so I don't see any effort put forth by Bane and Zannah bothering the good Count.

dooku isnt better than sidious

N.
dooku isnt better than sidious



Whatever helps you sleep at night, sweetheart. But the evidence says otherwise.

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Originally posted by Nephthys
dooku isnt better than sidious
... in the Force.
In sabers on the other hand...

axel_jovan
... in the Force.
In sabers on the other hand...

I have it on good authority that the good Count is better in both regards.

axel_jovan


DamnYouAutoCorrect will brighten your day. ^_^

Originally posted by SlightlyFlaccid
I have it on good authority that the good Count is better in both regards.

Originally posted by Nephthys
jmgcjRu1s-8

Dooku is the weakest fighter in this thread.

EDIT!

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Dooku is the weakest fighter in this thread.

I can't wait 'til You-Know-Who comes in and rapeseducates you.

Urgh. He's so hard to debate with. All that smarts and competence and sarcasm.

Uuuuuurgh.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Urgh. He's so hard to debate with. All that smarts and competence and sarcasm.

Uuuuuurgh.

Nevertheless, you'll soon learn to accept the good Count's superiority. My understanding is that, based on recent developments, Dooku is the central character in the prequels rather than Anakin.

jr_hmm01

Dooku would get the crap kicked out of him by either Orbalisk Bane or a Korriban-Amped Zannah. Borb being difficult to debate against due to his superhuman German efficiency will not change that.

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Dooku would get the crap kicked out of him by either Orbalisk Bane or a Korriban-Amped Zannah. Borb being difficult to debate against due to his superhuman German efficiency will not change that.

By German efficiency you mean grim determination and hostility, right? sneer

The good Count will be amped by Korriban too, ya know. This will heighten his incredible powers to godlike proportions. I daresay he could solo the entire universe, making him second only to Mark A. Ragnos.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Dooku is the weakest fighter in this thread.
Nah.

Dooku will give trouble to either Bane or Zannah.

I have no doubt that the Count will win with either one of them in
sabers, so he's far from being the weakling here.

Bane would beat Dooku is sabers. The Orbalisks are just too hax and he's more powerful than him.

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Bane would beat Dooku is sabers. The Orbalisks are just too hax and he's more powerful than him.

Prove it.

Are you sure you want me to do that? awegimp

Originally posted by SlightlyFlaccid
I have it on good authority that the good Count is better in both regards.

True. And don't forget that he is also the only one in the PT era who can encorporate force attacks while dueling. Which kinda makes you wonder why he did not use this to his advantage during his fight with Yoda instead of retreating like he did. I think it's maybe because he farted and did not want Yoda to smell it, so he left. Lucas must have forgot to add that in the commentary, because that is the only logical explanation.

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Are you sure you want me to do that? awegimp

uh yea ahuh



Dooku clearly felt that he could slay Yoda and anyone else whenever he damn well pleased.

Originally posted by SlightlyFlaccid
uh yea ahuh

Well the Orbalisks are smooth and shiny, just like Banes crome dome, so he's getting a x2 modifier on his Baldness stat. Thats a pretty sizable increase over what he should have at that level and I'm not sure Dooku has anything to counter that. He has his BAMF cape but that was severely nefed in the current gen, thats not gonna do much. But other than that Bane has bonus points in Poweriness, which is just a great way to boost up your atk abilities. Personally I'd say a few Hydro Canons and Dooku's going down. He already has same type advantage and Dooku is weak to Water being a Flying type after all.


Alternate version: Bane can do a standing somersault. Somersault ryhmes with salt. Salt can be used on Steak.

Quid Pro Quo.

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Well the Orbalisks are smooth and shiny, just like Banes crome dome, so he's getting a x2 modifier on his Baldness stat. Thats a pretty sizable increase over what he should have at that level and I'm not sure Dooku has anything to counter that. He has his BAMF cape but that was severely nefed in the current gen, thats not gonna do much. But other than that Bane has bonus points in Poweriness, which is just a great way to boost up your atk abilities. Personally I'd say a few Hydro Canons and Dooku's going down. He already has same type advantage and Dooku is weak to Water being a Flying type after all.


Alternate version: Bane can do a standing somersault. Somersault ryhmes with salt. Salt can be used on Steak.

Quid Pro Quo.

You truly are the German's greatest protege. superm

aweking

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aweking

Indeed you are powerful as the Emperor has foreseen.

I am also a ninja. Hax.

ninjafox

Sooooo... Zannah's tentacles will do the job.