Spaceballs: The Movie!

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BackFire349
this isnt really a review, but damn the movie is funny... ive loved it when i was 5 years old, i love it now when im 20... one of the best comedies ever. the beginning where the ship moves so slowly and takes forever is classic.

mechmoggy
"You went over my helmet?"

laughing out loud

queeq
And I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!

finti
comb the dessert

Thomas H
never had the pleasure...

mechmoggy
"We ain't found shit!"

BackFire349
"thats not radar, thats mr coffee."

finti
smilelaughing out loud

queeq
"Why didn't anyone tell me my ass is so big?!"

finti
I have to rent it agian

queeq
Or buy it.

finti
maybe

mechmoggy
"1.....2.....3.....4, My god, I have the same combination on my luggage"

finti
you do too Mech

Tex
"I hear she gives great helmet"

Thomas H
what a horrible sigge tex..i guess that it is Bjoork!

Tex
The one and only

"Yogurt! I hate Yogurt! Even with strawberries"

Thomas H
well, il be bcak in 5....just got to pukkkkkkkkkeeeee

Thomas H
big grin

Tex
"He's the best plastic surgeon in the galaxy, and Beverly Hills"

Thomas H
hehe

queeq
Some movie, eh?

BackFire349
we captured their stunt doubles!!

Tex
"Great, that's all we needed, a Drewish princess"

Thomas H
im still puking texx.arent you ever changing that siggie!?

Tex
No!mad
Mr. Has no taste in fabulous siggies!stick out tongue

"Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the winnebago."

mechmoggy
"Whats the matter Colonel Sanders.....chicken?"

Thomas H
ahhhhhhhh that sigge..........big grinwink

Tex
stick out tongue

"Why didn't anyone tell me my ass was so big?"

Thomas H
hehehehehehe...its even bigger now........big grin

Tex
stick out tongue

Thomas H
smile

Julie
I never did see the whole movie....I think I will one day

queeq
You MUST. In fact, I'll think we'll have to ban you until you've seen it all. evil face

BackFire349
yes, tis a classic.

Julie
I'm a bit behind the times, but I sawt his movie for the fiorst time recently...uh like today...it was ok....kinda funny but very much stupid

yerssot
"Prepare the ship for lightspeed!"
-"Lightspeed is too slow!"
"Lightspeed too slow??"
-"We should go to ... ludicrous speed!"
"We've never gone that fast before! I don't know if the ship can hold!"
-"What's the matter colonel Sanders? chiken?"
_______________________________________

"Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

smile

turin
yes, a classic. I see your schwarzt is as big as mine!!!!

turin
its not the size of the scwarzt that counts, its how you use it!!!

BackFire349
one of the best comedies ever. the beggining where the ship just keeps going is hilariouus.

yerssot
"at last we meet for the first time for the last time"

BlingBling
ahahaa I love that movie!!!

"I am your fathers brothers nephews cousins former roomate."

GordonSkywalker
Spaceballs is a bona fide classic comedy which does a great job as a satire on Star Wars. I love John Candy as well as Rick Moranis. And the characters based loosely on Princess Leia and Han Solo are superb.

BackFire349
rick moranis made that movie.

GordonSkywalker
Yeh he was awesome as Dark Helmet.

Captain REX
I feel stupid now. I've only seen parts of the film...

yerssot
relax rex, you are stick out tongue

GordonSkywalker
Yeah it is never too late to join in the fun! Buy your own copy of Spaceballs today!

Augeybana
Yeah that was the funnioest movie wonder if it's on dvd.

GordonSkywalker
I had it on VHS but gave it to a friend for some occassion or another. Don't know if it's on DVD yet. Fantastic and funny film that gets an 8/10 rating from this movie watcher!

Augeybana
Yeah Mel Brooks at he's best

GordonSkywalker
He also did a good job in the satire film Robin Hood: Men In Tights. The man is a freakin' genius in the entertainment field.

Augeybana
Yeah I heard The Producer were great.

turin
ya its out on dvd. i bought it for like 8 bucks, heck of a deal. what was the dogs (i mean mog) name? barfaloveru? barf for short? im going to have to bust that one out soon and watch it again. dont you love it how Mel Brooks has little cameos in all his films, sometimes multiple cameos.

GordonSkywalker
Yeah it's great to watch for him in these films!

J_To_The_P
So Lonestar, I see your Swartz is as BIG AS MINE! laughing out loud laughing out loud 15/10! Hilarious!

glenn
UMMMM he did it!!! What!!!!!

General Kaliero
Two words: Master Yoga.

Godshinto
"It's not the size it's how you use it!"

Godshinto
I love the part where the Radar Techician (Michael Winslow) talks over the loudspeaker even though he puts down microphone he still sounds the same, has to be my favorite part of the movie.

badkittykitty
mel brooks is so funny! I love all his movies though spaceballs is classic, I am going to buy it this week now that I've read this thread.

ChinaNiki
Noooooooo! Not Pizza the Hut!

Ewwwww! I think I just got cheesed. *wipes mozzarella from jeans* eek!

Godshinto
You mean you don't already have this on DVD shame, shame on you.

badkittykitty
no only stinky vhs...I am ashamed embarrasment

Godshinto
That was one of the first DVD's that I purchased for my collection that has grown to be over 200 movies so far.

bluegrass
The vacuum that takes all the oxygen out of the atmosphere- and then the king is drinking a can of "perri-air" . She's switched from Suck to Blow!!!!!!!

Sir, they have jammed the radar!!!

(and an actual jar of strawberry jam smacks the radar-hilarious- I love Mel Brooks sence of humor. The guy has always cracked me up.

Godshinto
You might want to put that in order to make some more sense

bluegrass
ok- so the jam hits the radar and then he says that the radar has been jammed!!!! you know what I meant. Just trying to make people remember the scenes, not rewrite the exact script. jeez
Give me a break, I haven't seen the movie for at least 10 years. smile

mikesux
no sir, i didn't see you playing with your dolls again

Godshinto
I'm only messing with you Blue Garss I knew what you meant I've see the movie a thousand times.

bluegrass
I love those little guys in robes marching across the desert singing that-
tink tink- tink tink tink TINK TINK TINK- song- you know the one I mean

What was the Prince's name always fell asleep, even during the wedding.(is that right, or was it someone else)

Deadalus
all i can say is, LUDACRIS SPEED!

diegocala
Did I miss something? When did we get to Disneyland?

Godshinto
They were supposed to make a sequal but with one of the main charachters Barff (John Candy) being dead and all it wouldn't look right. I havge to say even up till now that still has to be one of the funniest Mel Brooks movies or all around comedies ever made, sorry to say it, mabey even funnier than (Jim Carrey)......

sgrass
My favorite movie of all time. I can't even pick a favorite quote but to keep the list going..."That's all we need, a Druish Princess."

I was also really happy to hear you say you've watched it since you were five and now you're 20 b/c I started watching it all the time since I was 5 and now I'm 20.

happy kine
we have men combing the dessert now... (see people draging combs on the dessert) have we found anything (see black guys with giant pick) we ain't found sh!t

J_To_The_P
So Lonestar, I see your Schwartz is as BIG as MINE!

Say goodbye to your best friends...and I don't mean the dog, and Princess!

BackFire349
"oh no, she's gone from suck to blow!"

GABRIEL05
This is dedicated to all my space balls fans out there.?

http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=587866

Gotwa
Sorry, my Schwartz is bigger.

MC Mike
Lol... I love that movie.

Tex
Moving...

The One Himself
May the schwartz be with you!

GABRIEL05
damn moved again

yerssot
"Now you will see that evil will always triumph,
because good is dumb"

Lord Soth
"Only one person would give me the Raspberry! Lone Star!"

"I'm a Maug...half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend."

SPACEBALLS RULES!!!!

Mr Segue
There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry, Lonestar

theguy
Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an as*hole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. as*hole, Major as*hole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an as*hole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip as*hole!
Dark Helmet: I knew it! I'm surrounded by as*holes!
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, As*holes!

badkittykitty
Colonel Sanders: Prepare ship for lightspeed!
Dark Helmet: No, no, no! Lightspeed's too slow!
Colonel Sanders: Lightspeed too slow?
Dark Helmet: Yes. We're going to have to go right
to.......Ludicrous speed! (everyone gasps)
Colonel Sanders: Ludicrous speed? Sir, we've never gone that fast
before...I don't know if the ship can take it!
Dark Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chickennn?!

TheProgramSmith
By far one of the best comedies ever made. General Talk, quotes, etc.

We are going to have to go right to... LUDICROUS SPEED!

SenshiNaka
This movie was introduced to me by my dad, hes really into Mel Brooks' comedy. I agree, it's one of the best.

"Whats the matter Colonel Sanders?.. Chicken!?"

G.P
There's already a thread about this http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=5994 smile

Please be more careful next time.

TheProgramSmith
I see this was merged with the one started by Julie. That is god. I apologize for starting a thread about something that was done already.

Spike Eccles
spaceballs was funny - the last decent Mel Brooks film.

TheProgramSmith
Was hilarious!

"The Radar sir! Its been jammed!"
"Raspberry. There is only one man who would DARE give me the raspberry. Lone Star!"

MornGlory
http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/mc101.gif

Jackie Malfoy
That movie is funny!I have alot of lines in it that I like alot!

"So what does that make us?"
"Nothering at all!"Dark Hamet

"12345" That is the dumbest code I ever heard of it is only what a jerk would put on his louage!"JM

el_barto
"I lost the beeps the sweeps and the creeps"

botankus
"No, not that!"

Yes....that."

dgeniu
This a truly original parody! Who remembers the part when Dark Helmet, while fighting Lonestar, knocks down one of the cameramen? LOL!

What other cool parodies are there to match Spaceballs? Robin Hood Men in Tights, perhaps?

Beastro
One of the best spoof movies ive ever seen.Always a guilty pleasure.

Andrew McLeod
Love it to death. I've watched it sooooo many times. My number one favorite line from the movie:

"Yogurt! I hate yogurt! Even with strawberries!"

The movie is so cheesy but funny. It's a favorite of me and my friends. Oh yeah, hilarious line:

"To witness the union of Princess Valium- oh excuse me, Prince Valium, it's the hair."

LMAO

Beastro
lol

Wolfie

crickey77
Definitely one of my favorite movies of all times - i've probably seen it 200 times.

Colonel Sanders: She's gone from suck to blow!

LOL.

stingray005
the whole a$$hole seen was probably my favorite part in the movie! Hilarious 200/10

fruits
"scotty beamed me twice last night and it was great"



heehee, great movie!

fruits
i need to see it again cuz last time i didnt i saw it was a long time ago and i didnt get some of the "older" jokes

Wolfie
No, no more beaming! This time I'm gonna walk! *walks into next room*

Cinemaddiction
Brooks' best to date, IMO. The SE DVD drops in 2 months!

Soth
Originally posted by fruits
i need to see it again cuz last time i didnt i saw it was a long time ago and i didnt get some of the "older" jokes Yeah, I like it a lot more now that I get a lot more jokes than I did before

Coldfire
lol, I've only seen it like twice, but it is like sooooo funny!! laughing Yeah, the more you watch it, the more you get the jokes.

Wolfie
Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
Brooks' best to date, IMO. The SE DVD drops in 2 months!
That or Blazing Saddles.

Pandemoniac
Hahaha! Space balls keeps me entertained for ever! Incredibly good humor. Like the bad guys actually renting Space Balls The Movie and fast forward and see where the good guys are hanging out, f*ckin hilarious!
And not to mention the Alien scene in the bar:
Lone Starr and Barf ordering the day's special and all of a sudden the guy next to them (the real John Hurt from Alien!) has an alien bursting out of his chest and goes all 'Aah, not again!!!'
Lone Starr: 'what did he order?
Waitress: The day's special!
Lone Starr & Barf: We'll take the soup!!

Wolflet
spaceballs is an awesome movie and always will be droolio

Darth Odious
Keep firing assholes!

Darth Odious
Oh s*hit..there goes the planet...

fruits
spaceballs is VERY awesome. one of the best parodies of all time

grade 3 ol
I LOVE SPACEBALLS!!!

i tell ya, Mel Brookes is a GENIUS!!!!!

I love ALL the movies of his I have seen

BlackC@t
"Hey! Stop looking up my can!"

I hate John Candy! mad

BackFire
How can you hate John Candy? The man was a god of comedy.

dinglebenjose
good movie

Fokker001
Not in here mister! This is a mercedes!

Phoenix
this is a brilliant movie! My mate at uni only just introduced me to it - it was hilarious!

The Ones
"be sure to watch spaceballs 2: The Search for more money"

b-dan
funny movie i have it

grade 3 ol
Always when Im eating!
*puts down food*
*picks up different food and walks out*

Soth
There's a 2-disc Special Edition coming out soon

StunningMono
Originally posted by Phoenix
this is a brilliant movie! My mate at uni only just introduced me to it - it was hilarious!

*takes a bow*

And that would have been me!!

Spaceballs - one of Brooks' all time classic parodies - just bought "Dracula: Dead and Loving it" - haven't seen it in years!!

Evil Dead
that leads in to my favorite line...

"funny, she doesn't look drewish".......


great flick.........Mel Brooks is a genius.....Blazing Saddles, Spaceballs, Young Frankenstein and History of the World part 1 are all among my favorite comedies.

Darth Travizzle
Maybe to the payor, but not to the payee, and you better pay it, or else.

The Ones
SPACEBALLS 2 IS CONFIRMED!!! this time its a parody of the PT

Darth Halo
so where did you here this info ones?

Darth Halo
hey darth trajizzle why did you send a mean pm? the only reason I insulted you was cause you started with me. My rule to life is don't start with me. All I asked was simple information and you had to be a jackass. I still don't know what noob means

The Ones
i read it somewhere

Cinemaddiction
Eh, there's no confirmation of a "Spaceballs 2".Last we ever heard was back in October of 2004, he made mention he was working on a script for the sequel. There's a few roadblocks.

1) He's got "The Producers", the movie and Broadway show.

2) He just signed on to do the "Get Smart" movie.

3) Bill Pullman's kind of a big actor now, John Candy's DEAD, Daphe Zuniga, who gives a shit..meaning, his actors from the original won't make a draw.

4) Brooks is almost 80 years old, hasn't written a comedy in almost 10 years, and I'm not sure he's exactly got his finger on the pulse of what's funny TODAY.

Doesn't look good..as bad as I'd like to see an effective sequel.

Wolfie
Is Bill Pullman really a big actor now? His biggest part other than Spaceballs I know of is Independence Day.

If Daphne Zuniga was replaced, I doubt anyone would care. She wasn't anything special.

John Candy, no one else could play Barf.

When I heard about this, I was thinking maybe Brooks would just get a whole 'nother cast and spoof the Star Wars prequel trilogy.

Darth Halo
maybe it could be a prequel spaceballs. that way they don't need the original actors and that way jar jar could get clowned and all the rest of this trilogy can get clowned. I don't hate the PT but I wouldn't mind a parody of it. A lot of material to work with.

Cinemaddiction
Ok, big-GER. Besides, he got his "shitload of money", Barf's kicked the can. It would have to be a REALLY GOOD whole new cast.

Kaleanae
Hehe, I love this movie, I own it but in VHS messed
laughing
"F*ck. Even in the future nothing works "

Dreadlord_913
Originally posted by finti
comb the dessert
ROFLMAO!!!

GoodiesGirl
I love that movie.Sometimes I wish it was real and I was Princess Vespa.

fruits
spaceballs is seriously, one of the greatest movies ever. its just such a classic its great. never gets old.

Elrariel
I prefer Star Wars... BUT SPACEBALLS ROCKS!!!! I watched it not 10 minutes ago!!

darkperson
Dark Helmet: I said across her nose not up it.
Gunner: Im sorry sir im doing my best.
Col. Sanaders: who hired that guy?
Major: I did sir hes my cousin.
Dark Helmet: whos he?
Col. Sanaders: hes an a$$hole sir.
I know that but what his name
Col. Sanaders: that is his name a$$hole, major a$$hole
Dark Helmet: and his cousin?
Col. Sanaders: hes an a$$hole too, gunnerman phillip a$$hole.
Dark Helmet: how many a$$holes we got on this ship.
All: YO!
Dark Helmet: I knew it im surrounded by a$$holes. Keep Firing a$$holes. laughing eek!

grade 3 ol
no sir, I did not see you playing with your dolla again sir.

brooksie
I *love* this movie! Just wanted to put my two cents in....

cking
all time classic

cameron666
"Spaceballs the floamethrower! The kids love this one!"

JLRTENJAC
Originally posted by BackFire
this isnt really a review, but damn the movie is funny... ive loved it when i was 5 years old, i love it now when im 20... one of the best comedies ever. the beginning where the ship moves so slowly and takes forever is classic.

My favorite part:
Dark Helmet: "Lonestar I am your father's brother's former room mate"
Lonestar: "Then what does that make us?"
DH: Absoluteally nothing, which is what you will soon be.

OR:
DH: I see that you'r schwarts is as big as mine.

OR:
Yogert: Spaceballs: The Flamethrower!

OR... AWW you get the picture.

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