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So uh, my wife's sister broke up with her boyfriend of 3 years, and now she is moving in with us. To say that I can't stand her with the passion of a thousand burning suns is an understatement. ermmnone


Somebody help me. weep

Alcohol. Lots of it.

awermm

Post pictures of her on this forum. biscuits

^ Seconded. awermm

Wife has already assured me drinking wasn't the solution. ermmnone


She could be wrong. biscuits

Maybe you could get them both drunk and convince them to do some hot lesbian shit. awermm

Post pictures of it on this forum. biscuits

haermm I would, but I'm fairly sure she isn't into incest.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Post pictures of it on this forum. biscuits Neg.

Nothing wrong with incest if it isn't from your immediate gene pool.

awermm

Hmm

Well now that you put it that way.




Nah, I hate her sister too much.

Hunger strike her away.

Originally posted by Thoren
Hmm

Well now that you put it that way.




Nah, I hate her sister too much.


How ugly is she?

She's okay. But personality wise, she is a ****ing thunder ****.

A thunder c*nt?

It comes from Blade Trinity.

She wouldn't be so bad, if she hadn't tried to talk Jessica into dumping me five days before our wedding.

Is she that much of a c*nt? I mean why?!

Well, my wife says, we argue, and fight so much, is because we both have type A, or B personalities, I forget which.

I don't tell her, but her sister doesn't like me because she hit on me a few months before I started dating Jessica, and I turned her down.

Constantly remind her how many days you're married. biscuits

Every day the fact makes her look like more of a ****.

Originally posted by Thoren
I don't tell her, but her sister doesn't like me because she hit on me a few months before I started dating Jessica, and I turned her down.

Snap?





Anyway, good luck. You're turning Mormon. Next year, you'll post that another lady is moving into your house. peaches

My wife has a c*nt of a sister whom I mailed a VERY harsh FB message to last weekend after she trashed my family and I.

I feel your pain.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Constantly remind her how many days you're married. biscuits

Every day the fact makes her look like more of a ****. Good thinking. biscuits


In-laws blow.

Originally posted by Impediment
My wife has a c*nt of a sister whom I mailed a VERY harsh FB message to last weekend after she trashed my family and I.

I feel your pain. You know what the weird thing is, whenever we're alone, or there isn't anyone in the same room. She doesn't say anything to me, she waits for an audience.

Their younger sister Jackie has more sense than her.

You wanna read the message I sent? I'm proud of it and I feel like showing off.

I'm also semi-drunk.

awermm

Sure.

I haermm'd

can I marry her instead

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The younger sister, or the *****?

Her older half sister.

That was actually aimed at Barker.


Man, you let her have it. What type of adult pisses and moans at a child's birthday party?

My wife's c*nt sister. She's a horrible person.

You had it worse than I do. But I can see Beanca turning out like your ex sister in law.

I have no inhibitions when delivering an insult message.

She was complaining at a children's party? o_O

What exactly was she whinging about?
If you dont mind me asking..

Now "we" have to drive to Tomball to pick her up. This day just keeps getting better.

Originally posted by Kharhmah
She was complaining at a children's party? o_O

What exactly was she whinging about?
If you dont mind me asking..


Because she wasn't the center of attention.

She'd a spoiled brat of a c*nt.

Originally posted by Thoren
Now "we" have to drive to Tomball to pick her up. This day just keeps getting better.

You live in Texas? Whereabouts?

Originally posted by Thoren
Well, my wife says, we argue, and fight so much, is because we both have type A, or B personalities, I forget which.

I don't tell her, but her sister doesn't like me because she hit on me a few months before I started dating Jessica, and I turned her down.

Type A and B?
Japanese?

Is it she doesn't like you? or that she does like you but is annoyed you chose her sister over her and is still holding a grudge and secretly still wants to get in bed with you?

And also is it really incest if there's no penetration?

Is life now more complicated or more simple?

Where in the Texas are you?! awermm

HOUSTON WE HAVE A THORINN

I live in East Texas.

Originally posted by Impediment
Where in the Texas are you?! awermm Houston.Originally posted by BakaXero
Type A and B?
Japanese?

Is it she doesn't like you? or that she does like you but is annoyed you chose her sister over her and is still holding a grudge and secretly still wants to get in bed with you?

And also is it really incest if there's no penetration?

Is life now more complicated or more simple? I said A or B, I don't remember which.

Japanese what?

I'm fairly certain she wouldn't want to **** me. So I'll say she doesn't like me.
It's incest for her and her sister. But would be hawt.

It's going to get complicated. I won't say she can't live with us, because I wouldn't hurt my wife like that, but my sis in law is going to follow some rules.

What part of Houston?

Northwest. I want to find a house in Cypress in a couple of years, when I'm more settled into my current job.

Okay, now my oh so lovely wife is ready to travel to tomball.

Goodnight all.

haermm Pics

That's a pity to hear that, 3 years is a long time for a woman...

Originally posted by julianbby2013
That's a pity to hear that, 3 years is a long time for a woman...
o_O

In what context, pray tell?

Originally posted by Impediment
Alcohol. Lots of it.

awermm also try to not talk to her that is what I do with my sister inlaw who like yours I can't stand either.

So what happened? srug

Send her to Huntsville so TDCJ can incarcerate her ass.

awermm

Call the FBI and tell them she has connections in Afghanistan biscuits

Log onto her computer and Google research all of the FBI "key words" like:

Obama
Assassinate
Bomb
Manure
Soap
White House
Sniper
Hillary Clinton nude