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I voted No haermm2

I wish this was a multichoice poll haermm

Barker wants multi-choice too. He can't even get one haermm

i put yes bitches cussss idk i just did lmao

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OH GOD DON'T JINX IT

I voted who is Barker.


I thought Rekrab was the one going after cardboard cut outs. ermm

The reason i want to pollinate her is she has a bulbasaur tattoo on her forehead and she reminds me of you. noneermm

Originally posted by Barker
OH GOD DON'T JINX IT

http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/3743/jynx.jpg

weep

Barker used selfdestruct.

Originally posted by Barker
weep

Barker used selfdestruct.

But nothing happened! haermm

xyz uses "last edited by..."

It's super effective. 13jockey

Barker ran away. weep

Originally posted by Barker
The reason i want to pollinate her is she has a bulbasaur tattoo on her forehead and she reminds me of you. noneermm This means everytime I post I'm making you cum. herbsmile

Stop it baby I'm at work. noneermm

****.

Thoren has a better chance with his sister-in-law 14 97%

Originally posted by Barker
Stop it baby I'm at work. noneermm http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_laxjr2YD3X1qa12hvo1_400.jpg
Check out dem ankles. 31

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. laughcry

I'M IN 2D DESIGN NOW HELP

Ask her what she's designing, and however shitty it is, say it looks good.

Originally posted by Barker
I'M IN 2D DESIGN NOW HELP Blame it on your ADD

haermm

I'm gonna go with a HEY DON'T I KNOW YOU FROM SOMEWHERE LINE after class, will update with results

Originally posted by Barker
haermm

I'm gonna go with a HEY DON'T I KNOW YOU FROM SOMEWHERE LINE after class, will update with results If she doesn't reply with "Hey Barker" you have failed all of us.

What if she is from KMC and is actually like akidnapincolor in something?

It could be taft. oh

It could be MIST sickermm

It could be kailien haermm

oh god no

Or Dorianbellmont. srug

Kelly Bean? ermmhappy

Nice narrative, too bad it's fiction. ermmhappy

Their's no none13, but if there was, I'd be using it right now.

131 You'll all see

Ask me why I have a banana in my ear.

Originally posted by BakaXero
Ask me why I have a banana in my ear. Is it because you're sexual harrasment panda?

I didn't say guess why, but good to know you have comprehensive skills.

Why do you have a banana in your ear?

I'm sorry I can't hear you, I have a banana in my ear.

But you have two ears.

Or 2-EARS if you will.

2 minus EARS?

What kind of creppy mathematical formula is that?

Juat use it on the girl as an ice breaker.

"I'd like to place my banana in your minus-ear."

That'll go over about as well as Mist's star wars story

I'll give you $1 Aus if you talk to the girl.

Keep in mine the Aussie dollar is currently higher than the US.

I talked to her today, howcome no one believes me? haermm

Did you have to apologise cause she caught you staring?

I didn't apologize.

I feel... like a schoolboy again..

http://i.imgur.com/XPqiX.jpg

I got a dirty look from a pretty girl once. My friend screamed out something stupid and she thought it was me. Awkward...

True Story 313

Originally posted by BakaXero
I got a dirty look from a pretty girl once. My friend screamed out something stupid and she thought it was me. Awkward...

True Story 313 My first kiss I nearly ejaculated. haermm

You guys are so cool you is laughcry

Yeah, I'm gonna leave KMC in ten days because by then I'll be back at uni and having a life. haermm

Are you cann make a goodbye thread and then come back and post in it a week later? haermm

Originally posted by lord xyz
Yeah, I'm gonna leave KMC in ten days because by then I'll be back at uni and having a life. haermm
Alright, see ya next month haermm

I've been planning that all month. haermm

Edit: I've given away too much.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Edit: I've given away too much.

I'd say that was evident in your very first post haermm

haermm

My very first post was some awkward Star Wars post. haermm

I bet that made a few people look at xyz's profile haermm

haermm

Just to make sure people know. This thread is not about William Barker.

Originally posted by lord xyz
The exclamation mark is something I put on all my threads except for questions which have question marks. is my favourite smily and I'm usually in the STAR WARS section. Xyz really is my first name and Jedi really is my second name (no middle name)! No I'm not related to anyone else with jedi at the end so don't ask. I'm 13 but you can sware if you want I won't mind at all. And I will warn you if my mum comes in okay. Please don't laugh at my name, I think it's the coolest.
Originally posted by lord xyz
The exclamation mark is something I put on all my threads except for questions which have question marks. is my favourite smily and I'm usually in the STAR WARS section. Xyz really is my first name and Jedi really is my second name (no middle name)! No I'm not related to anyone else with jedi at the end so don't ask. I'm 13 but you can sware if you want I won't mind at all. And I will warn you if my mum comes in okay. Please don't laugh at my name, I think it's the coolest.

crylaugh

Incrimination.

Originally posted by BakaXero
Just to make sure people know. This thread is not about William Barker.
Thanks

Maybe he meant Bob Barker?

Or Syren srug

Australians, people back asswards.

Originally posted by Barker
ermmhappy Not much has changed.

XYZ

easy as 123

I thought it would be like 24, 25, and 26?

crackers nigga you high

Nah, I'm dry right now, my guy is on vacation, up state.

Originally posted by Thoren
Nah, I'm dry right now, my guy is on vacation, up state. You should get your sister in law high. herbcool

Last edited by PloKoon Forever Today at 23:59 AM

WTF is PloKoon?

Dark Lord Plo

You thought you were a lord too?

Yeah that was last week.

I have cravings for Nachos. Just thought I'd put it out there.

Originally posted by lord xyz
You should get your sister in law high. herbcool What are you high?

Originally posted by Thoren
What are you high? I will try this weekend. haermm

Originally posted by lord xyz
I will try this weekend. haermm Get up to some Thom Fullery.

2TaDb-nr234
party

So I hear you can't get laid?

uhuh

biscuits

You're not putting up a very good case for yourself haermm

We bought a new shirt and almost some skin tight pants ermmnone

So I should be raking in the pussy on monday amirite noneermm

Just buy a Macbook ermmnone

Bitches love Macbooks noneermm

She has one ermmnone

I want one noneermm

Because my laptop is absolute shit ermmnone

Battery holds a charge for an hour and a half noneermm

It sounds like an airplane ermmnone

I want a MB Pro though noneermm

Help me buy one ermmnone

Go to Apple.com ermmnone

Choose notebooks noneermm

Pick one ermmnone

I guess, I've never been to Apple.com noneermm

We hope become your reliable shoes supplier in China. Authentic Shoes with original box,we insists that " Customer the highest, Quality first ". Our products include Air Jordan series,Mix jordan series, Air max Shoes series, Air force one, Nike shox series shoes ermmnone

That's not what I meant noneermm

noneermmermmnonenoneermmermmnonenoneermmermmnone

lady

New clothes don't help the ugly link-rape

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr5lHZQz-Z4&t=4m6s

>mfw I compliment her macbook on monday

Breath in now breath out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Keep scrollin' scrollin' scrollin' scrollin'

chocolate starfish
keep on roland baby

So how have you been faring Barker? Are you still throwing stalking glares at her back while's she's busy studying or have you finally introduced yourself and eaten lunch with her?

If it's not the latter then ignore this post. Because the response will be awkward and in ways humiliating with no way around it I'd image.

Somewhere in between, not sure which I prefer yet 31

Originally posted by Barker
Somewhere in between, not sure which I prefer yet 31
Dude, it's lunch with a woman in your class. I mean you poor people bring lunch boxes to school, don't you? Look her up at lunch while she's eating ask her if she's taking the 2-D art class and then ask her if you could join her and then talk away. You're not twelve years old anymore, you're a grown man and you have no excuses.

Do you know what's the difference between someone like yourself and someone who gets rejected? He who got rejected will have no regrets and will eventually hook up with someone.

Originally posted by Astner
Dude, it's lunch with a woman in your class. I mean you poor people bring lunch boxes to school, don't you? Look her up at lunch while she's eating ask her if she's taking the 2-D art class and then ask her if you could join her and then talk away. You're not twelve years old anymore, you're a grown man and you have no excuses.

Do you know what's the difference between someone like yourself and someone who gets rejected? He who got rejected will have no regrets and will eventually hook up with someone.
It's not high school, you don't "walk up to someone" at lunch. The odds of finding her in a campus of 8,000 is pretty slim, let alone finding her eating at a specific time in a specific place. srug

I have a single class with her and I talk to her if I see her. If not, no big deal. I'm dramatizing it for KMC's entertainment, stop taking my love life so seriously. haermm

Originally posted by Barker
It's not high school, you don't "walk up to someone" at lunch. The odds of finding her in a campus of 8,000 is pretty slim, let alone finding her eating at a specific time in a specific place. srug
You are reading specific programs, aren't you? You don't even have to introduce yourself over lunch. If you see her somewhere while she's not in class then go for it. If she's around friend? Well that's even better because then she'll likely feel more comfortable.

Originally posted by Barker
I have a single class with her and I talk to her if I see her. If not, no big deal. I'm dramatizing it for KMC's entertainment, stop taking my love life so seriously. haermm
You've turned this into an elementary school drama and it's painful to read knowing that you're not twelve.

Originally posted by Astner
You are reading specific programs, aren't you? You don't even have to introduce yourself over lunch. If you see her somewhere while she's not in class then go for it. If she's around friend? Well that's even better because then she'll likely feel more comfortable.
Already talked to her yawn and like I said, I'm twisting the story for KMC to make it funnier. Why are you getting worked up over it?

Originally posted by Astner
You've turned this into an elementary school drama and it's painful to read knowing that you're not twelve.
Have you seen NONE of my posts in the past? ermmnone This is what I do on KMC.

Originally posted by Barker
Already talked to her yawn and like I said, I'm twisting the story for KMC to make it funnier. Why are you getting worked up over it?
So you've talked with her but not had lunch with her? Women don't become interested in men. Women are interested in certain men and the longer you drag it out the less interesting you become. You're the man, you're the one who's supposed to make the moves.

Originally posted by Barker
Have you seen NONE of my posts in the past? ermmnone This is what I do on KMC.
A few, but none related to this specific topic from what I can recall. In fact I didn't read any posts in this thread. I just puzzled together bits and pieces of what I've gotten from other people and made up my own story.

Originally posted by Astner
So you've talked with her but not had lunch with her? Women don't become interested in men. Women are interested in certain men and the longer you drag it out the less interesting you become. You're the man, you're the one who's supposed to make the moves.

You're going to have to type all this out and email me a PDF of "Astner's Guide to Women" when you get a chance.

Preferably Comic Sans font with drawings and examples.
Originally posted by Astner
A few, but none related to this specific topic from what I can recall. In fact I didn't read any posts in this thread. I just puzzled together bits and pieces of what I've gotten from other people and made up my own story.
Alright. Have you voted on the poll yet?

party

Originally posted by Barker

Preferably Comic Sans font with drawings and examples.


crylaugh

So far the Poll says: No Barker will not polinate 2D design girl because there are no females in Utah.

uhuh I'm going to ask her out for Friday. biscuits

why not earlier?

>2011
>going out on a weekday

I seriously hope you guys don't do this

Well have you asked her yet?

No. Thinking maybe wed depending on how tomorrow goes

it's too early for a wedding. Don't scare her off!

uhuh dunt tell me how to live my life

oooermm

2D Design Girl
BARKING UP THE RIGHT BARK

Registered: Sept 2011
Location: Utah

Is that the name of the operation haermm

Originally posted by Barker
2D Design Girl
BARKING UP THE RIGHT BARK

Registered: Sept 2011
Gender: Not Female.
Location: Utah

haermm

uhuh

Originally posted by Barker
uhuh

noneermm haters gonna hate ermmnone

roface

Originally posted by King of Blades
noneermm haters gonna hate ermmnone oooermm

Dominique Sachse

Originally posted by Thoren
Can the girl of steel smash her way through both versions of braniac or do the AI's have Supergirls number.




Set in a city scene, and all power/weapons available.







a winner must be declared.

I've never said anything of the sort.

You're liable for slander.

uhuh Who's the jackass who voted no 3 times with his sock accounts?

Probably that Mist character man

i voted to not vote on the poll tongue_ss

I voted no. biscuits

I didn't say shit to her today. haermm

You pussy. haermm

Good. Don't talk about your shit to women. It usually turns them off. unless they have a fetish for those type of things. ermm

So do you have her number yet?


I already said in the first post that I voted no.

weep

Will talk to her next time.

PLEASE DON'T POST IN THIS THREAD UNTIL I DO AGAIN.

This thread is not SotaM. haermm

Next time is not good enough!

Ok. ermmhappy






-Mist

Originally posted by BakaXero
This thread is not SotaM. haermm

Next time is not good enough!
uhuh

I feel pretty beta right now, i know. srug
Originally posted by Thoren
Ok. ermmhappy






-Mist
mist

Get a "relationship" going with a good prostitute. 13

I'm reasonably sure I could try something with my ex who has a husband over in Iraq, but that's really the only prostitute I can think of in Utah. haermm

Maybe you'll have a better chance with a mail order bride with limited English. How do you feel about Russian girls?

Originally posted by Barker
I'm reasonably sure I could try something with my ex who has a husband over in Iraq, but that's really the only prostitute I can think of in Utah. haermm Make sure he doesn't come back all, well you know. ha-son




I have to quote because of Bukkake's shit posting. uhuh

Do you really want Bukkake? You keep mentioning it.

Originally posted by BakaXero
Do you really want Bukkake? You keep mentioning it. You keep mentioning my wife and sister-in-law, do you want them?

Originally posted by BakaXero
Maybe you'll have a better chance with a mail order bride with limited English. How do you feel about Russian girls?
Stop shitposting. ~huhu~

Russians are cute, they're all like 14 though.
Originally posted by Thoren
Make sure he doesn't come back all, well you know. ha-son




I have to quote because of Bukkake's shit posting. uhuh
Shoot me in the face haermm

I think I'd rather just ask the girl out honestly crackers, I seriously doubt she'd say no and that's good enough for me

I'll refrain from saying anything silly. But you're making it a bit easy. 313

Originally posted by Barker


Shoot me in the face haermm

I think I'd rather just ask the girl out honestly crackers, I seriously doubt she'd say no and that's good enough for me Well, let me know when you actually get the courage to ask her out. 13

Originally posted by Barker


Russians are cute, they're all like 14 though.

Shoot me in the face haermm


Good for Pedo baer. 313


Bad choice of words after someone just mentioned Bukkake. haermm

huhu Probably next week now because I hear there's some etiquette against asking past Wednesday

Originally posted by Barker
huhu Probably next week now because I hear there's some etiquette against asking past Wednesday Just ask her out for next week?

Originally posted by Barker
huhu Probably next week now because I hear there's some etiquette against asking past Wednesday


You should write a book. "101 excuses of why I can't talk to girls and get a date."

Seems like too far in the future to me, I figure talk to her little by little whenever I see her, should be comfortable enough to say she can come hang with a few friends and I if she wants bakasrug
Originally posted by BakaXero
You should write a book. "101 excuses of why I can't talk to girls and get a date."
I would have trouble narrowing it down to 101. And you know I can't write a book anyway. crackers

Originally posted by Barker
Seems like too far in the future to me, I figure talk to her little by little whenever I see her, should be comfortable enough to say she can come hang with a few friends and I if she wants bakasrug

I would have trouble narrowing it down to 101. And you know I can't write a book anyway. crackers You move slower than evolution. haermm