Socially Awkward Barker...
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lord xyz
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Thoren
HE'S A ****ING BEAR MOTHER****ER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lord xyz
My favourite author is orwell. ermmhappy
Barker
I ~haermmcryl13
~'d.
lord xyz
Originally posted by Barker
I ~haermmcryl13
~'d. 13_hug.jpg
BakaXero
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BakaXero
Just hand her a copy of SotaM already, and be done with it.
or
ask her: "Do you believe in love at first site? or should I walk by again?"
or
Tell her she is now an on going topic in a dead movie forum and it's the only topic keeping the forum alive.
or
Just introduce yourself to her. Talk about Design, Show interest in what she does and then show her yours.
Worst case scenario it doesn't work out and you move on to looking for another interest, It's not like she's a close friend that you value.
Barker
crylaugh crylaugh
I luff you Baka. 31
lord xyz
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jockey
lord xyz
Silver tears has silver tears. 31
silver_tears
kinda
There's only ever like 3 regulars here now haermm
lord xyz
Originally posted by silver_tears
kinda
There's only ever like 3 regulars here now haermm I know. There were so many different people, and all they left behind was the smilies they made. haermm
banner Storm made this one for me.
silver_tears
We only ever use a couple anyways haermm
lord xyz
I wish Bloigen was back for
herbduel
herbjedi
herbsith
herbfight
BakaXero
I only made one smilie in this forum and it's still being used.haermm
silver_tears
Why is the red one drooling blood? laughcry
silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
I'm irregular.
There's pills for that these days kinda
Barker
I'm American, I can't take them till I'm 21 srug
lord xyz
Originally posted by silver_tears
Why is the red one drooling blood? laughcry 1. I made it
2. Sith are evil, so bloodthirsty. haermm
Originally posted by Barker
I'm American, I can't take them till I'm 21 srug You can't take viagra?
I also have a funny viagra story haermm
silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
I'm American, I can't take them till I'm 21 srug
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
TILL IS NOT AN ABBREVIATION BUT RATHER A WORD OF ITS OWN
TIL IS THE ABBREV. OF UNTIL
haermm
Barker
Originally posted by lord xyz
You can't take viagra?
I also have a funny viagra story haermm
Imma take it during class
then it'll be 3-D design
13
Also I have a feeling you're going to tell it but if it isn't funny boy am I gonna kick your ass haermm
Originally posted by silver_tears
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
TILL IS NOT AN ABBREVIATION BUT RATHER A WORD OF ITS OWN
TIL IS THE ABBREV. OF UNTIL
haermm
uhuh
amsterdamn you
LanceWindu
God damnit Barker! You go hit on that piece of ass before I do it myself. Remember, I'm only an hour or so away from you.
BakaXero
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lord xyz
Originally posted by Barker
Imma take it during class
then it'll be 3-D design
13
Also I have a feeling you're going to tell it but if it isn't funny boy am I gonna kick your ass haermm
uhuh
amsterdamn you It's not that funny, just 15 year old me with girls and viagra. haermm
BakaXero
my post seems to be a bit of bad timing.
King of Blades
Originally posted by Barker
I'm irregular.
Samesies ermm
Originally posted by silver_tears
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
TILL IS NOT AN ABBREVIATION BUT RATHER A WORD OF ITS OWN
TIL IS THE ABBREV. OF UNTIL
haermm
trolling is a art haermm
Thoren
Barker moves so slow, this chick is gonna be wife number three to some Mormon, before he asks her out.
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Barker
Originally posted by LanceWindu
God damnit Barker! You go hit on that piece of ass before I do it myself. Remember, I'm only an hour or so away from you.
haermm Fight to the death. I thought you were in Tennessee?
Originally posted by BakaXero
my post seems to be a bit of bad timing.
Every one of your posts is ill-timed. 31
Originally posted by Thoren
Barker moves so slow, this chick is gonna be wife number three to some Mormon, before he asks her out.
13
I'm ok being a bronze medal to her.. or a 4th place medal.
Thoren
I guess that would be the aluminium metal.
BakaXero
Originally posted by Barker
Every one of your posts is ill-timed. 31
That's not what 2-D design Girl said 313
Barker
Originally posted by Thoren
I guess that would be the aluminium metal.
But she makes me Dragonforce, the hardest metal known to man.
Originally posted by BakaXero
That's not what 2-D design Girl said 313
If I don't end up dating her I'm seriously going to come into this thread and post a picture of me crying. 131
BakaXero
Originally posted by Barker
But she makes me Dragon Hunter 2, the hardest metal known to man.
If I don't end up dating her I'm seriously going to come into this thread and post a picture of me crying. 131
You might as well post that picture now, cause you haven't done a thing to get her attention. haermm
Barker
I can't, I'm at work. uhuh
BakaXero
what do you do at work?
Barker
I'm a graphic designer in an e-learning company. I'll put together flash files for people to watch and make interactive mockups of programs to test people in. srug
But of course most of my time is spent on KMC and Engadget. noneermm
Thoren
I rather look at Technobuffalo, or C-Net
Barker
I've never even heard of Technobuffalo. ermmnone
I hope the Verge is good when it comes out.
Thoren
What about Phonedog.com?
Mist_haermm
Why do I always miss all the good stuff haermm
Barker
Originally posted by Thoren
What about Phonedog.com?
OK I GET IT YOU KNOW THE BETTER TECH SITES haermm
Originally posted by Mist_haermm
Why do I always miss all the good stuff haermm
b/c you have a life haermm
Mist_haermm
Oh yeah haermm
>ask girl if she likes Harry Potter
>show her fanfic regardless of answer
>never see her again 13jockey
Thoren
Originally posted by Barker
OK I GET IT YOU KNOW THE BETTER TECH SITES haermm
Actually they just rehash what engadget, and cnet put out, but with a better story and by line. 13
Barker
Originally posted by Mist_haermm
Oh yeah haermm
>ask girl if she likes Harry Potter
>show her fanfic regardless of answer
>never see her again 13jockey
crylaugh
At least she'll know I'm not trying to overcompensate by having a huge fanfic? srug
Originally posted by Thoren
Actually they just rehash what engadget, and cnet put out, but with a better story and by line. 13
Bookmarked 31
Mist_haermm
Add her to your Google+ friend circle, But do it, y'know, sneakily. So it's not like, "HAY EVERY1!!! LOOKIT IM ADDING 2-D DEZIN GURLZ@!2@22@@2" 131
Ax3l
What the goddamn is all this
Barker
Originally posted by Mist_haermm
Add her to your Google+ friend circle, But do it, y'know, sneakily. So it's not like, "HAY EVERY1!!! LOOKIT IM ADDING 2-D DEZIN GURLZ@!2@22@@2" 131
dunt tell me how to live my life. 313
BTW is it ok to facebook stalk? haermm
Thoren
No, I'm sure that's frowned upon. haermm
Barker
If you think that's socially awkward boy do I have stories to tell you about high school barker. haermm
LanceWindu
Originally posted by Barker
haermm Fight to the death. I thought you were in Tennessee?
Every one of your posts is ill-timed. 31
I'm ok being a bronze medal to her.. or a 4th place medal.
I moved back to Nevada in 2009. haermm
Thoren
Originally posted by Barker
If you think that's socially awkward boy do I have stories to tell you about high school barker. haermm PM me the short list. haermm
Barker
I'm working on narrowing it down haermm
Also 2-D Design girl has a mac and I have a PC, will she think I'm poor or below her or something? haermm Anyone? haermm
silver_tears
She'll probably envy your superior taste haermm
Thoren
Originally posted by Barker
I'm working on narrowing it down haermm
Also 2-D Design girl has a mac and I have a PC, will she think I'm poor or below her or something? haermm Anyone? haermm If she does, dump the broad, and tell her you like affordable shit, that comes with updates at a reasonable pace. haermm
Barker
Originally posted by silver_tears
She'll probably envy your superior taste haermm
She's a hipster as far as I can tell so.. haermm
Originally posted by Thoren
If she does, dump the broad, and tell her you like affordable shit, that comes with updates at a reasonable pace. haermm
I can't, I've already invested way too much into this haermm
You know if I actually do somehow date her it'll be like all of KMC is dating her because you guys are giving me advice haermm
Thoren
If you do date her, give her the ol' business from me.
Barker
Whats the ol' business? Is that some weird Texas shit? ermmnone
Thoren
Yeah, I thought you knew that? ermmnone
lord xyz
So this stripper chatted me up today whilst she was handing out flyers to the stripjoint shes gonna be nude at tonight....
I just finished work so was tired and a bit pissed off at life, and wasn't that interested.
She asked me to dance, and to hopefully see me later tonight which will be starting in an hour.
I walked away.
Did I make the right decision? haermm
Barker
Originally posted by Thoren
Yeah, I thought you knew that? ermmnone
Shit, no man.
Originally posted by lord xyz
So this stripper chatted me up today whilst she was handing out flyers to the stripjoint shes gonna be nude at tonight....
I just finished work so was tired and a bit pissed off at life, and wasn't that interested.
She asked me to dance, and to hopefully see me later tonight which will be starting in an hour.
I walked away.
Did I make the right decision? haermm
XYZ HAS NO PROBLEMS CALLING BARKER BETA FOR NOT TALKING TO GIRL UNTIL NOW
TOO SCARED TO TALK TO STRIPPER
GO ****ING FIGURE
lord xyz
Originally posted by Barker
Shit, no man.
XYZ HAS NO PROBLEMS CALLING BARKER BETA FOR NOT TALKING TO GIRL UNTIL NOW
TOO SCARED TO TALK TO STRIPPER
GO ****ING FIGURE We talked for quite a bit, I just didn't want to dance or spend money on lap dances when I have work tomorrow morning. haermm
Thoren
You could have talked her into ****ing, you ****ing moron.
Thoren
I think Sir abc is a virgin.
lord xyz
Originally posted by Thoren
You could have talked her into ****ing, you ****ing moron. So I made the wrong choice. haermm weep
Originally posted by Barker
Yeah, MORON. ermm
Originally posted by lord xyz
http://i.imgur.com/S5jfc.jpg ermmhappy
Thoren
Originally posted by lord xyz
So I made the wrong choice. haermm weep
Well, yes, and here are the reasons why.
1. ***** was all up on your junk (I'm assuming)
2. She wanted to see you dance, which means she wanted to see you thrust your junk at her.
3. She was inviting you to see her dance, which is probably a monetary reason, but **** it, who doesn't like watching whores grind on a pole (hint hint).
4. Even if she was maybe a bit of a skank, you could of wrapped Sgt. Pepper up, and still pounded that pussy til the cows came home, or whatever comes home for Brits. ermmnone
Barker
Originally posted by lord xyz
So I made the wrong choice. haermm weep
ermm
ermmhappy
uhuh
More questions from Socially Awkward Barker aka SAB
We talked for the first time for a few minutes yesterday, I have class tomorrow, that makes it ok to sit by her right?
Originally posted by Thoren
Well, yes, and here are the reasons why.
1. ***** was all up on your junk (I'm assuming)
2. She wanted to see you dance, which means she wanted to see you thrust your junk at her.
3. She was inviting you to see her dance, which is probably a monetary reason, but **** it, who doesn't like watching whores grind on a pole (hint hint).
4. Even if she was maybe a bit of a skank, you could of wrapped Sgt. Pepper up, and still pounded that pussy til the cows came home, or whatever comes home for Brits. ermmnone
>2011
>calling your dick a Sgt. Pepper
XYZ's would be more like Little Me off of With the Beatles amirite haermm
Thoren
He could call it Snickerdoodle? srug
haermm
lord xyz
Originally posted by Thoren
Well, yes, and here are the reasons why.
1. ***** was all up on your junk (I'm assuming)
2. She wanted to see you dance, which means she wanted to see you thrust your junk at her.
3. She was inviting you to see her dance, which is probably a monetary reason, but **** it, who doesn't like watching whores grind on a pole (hint hint).
4. Even if she was maybe a bit of a skank, you could of wrapped Sgt. Pepper up, and still pounded that pussy til the cows came home, or whatever comes home for Brits. ermmnone Maybe I'll see her tomorrow and try to make my move then. haermm
Thoren
Originally posted by lord xyz
Maybe I'll see her tomorrow and try to make my move then. haermm Keep me updated.
link-rape
lord xyz
Originally posted by Thoren
Keep me updated.
link-rape She gave me physical contact, so I'm closer to first base than Barker. haermm
BakaXero
Originally posted by Barker
uhuh
More questions from Socially Awkward Barker aka SAB
We talked for the first time for a few minutes yesterday, I have class tomorrow, that makes it ok to sit by her right?
What does your heart say?
Notice how I said heart and not Penis?
Barker
Originally posted by lord xyz
She gave me physical contact, so I'm closer to first base than Barker. haermm
I'm going to go home and make a biguhuh.gif uhuh
Originally posted by BakaXero
What does your heart say?
Notice how I said heart and not Penis?
haermm I think it'd be ok
lord xyz
Originally posted by Barker
I'm going to go home and make a biguhuh.gif uhuh
haermm I think it'd be ok Listen SAB.
You have to pretend to be interested in the things she's interested in, but without her telling you she's interested in them.
For example, ask her if she likes Harry Potter fanfiction, procrastinating and bulbasaur signatures on KMC.
If she says yes, you owe me a cake.
Barker
If it turns out to be you in drag I will beat the shit out of you.
So I have to guess what she likes? srug
BakaXero
She likes art, graphics and design. Or do you forget why you'd go to such a class. Ask to look at her work, you may find more clues what she's interested in, her style and other things.
lord xyz
Originally posted by Barker
If it turns out to be you in drag I will beat the shit out of you.
So I have to guess what she likes? srug It's easier than you think. 313
You sit next to her, look at the stupid shit she writes when she's bored, or what kind of clothes she wears or what bags she has, or any stupid thing she says.
Later you gotta look like you like those things.
EXAMPLES
She has an ACDC written on her notebook, wear your ACDC shirt.
You over hear her talking about how much she loves Starbucks. Come in late to class with holding a starbucks coffee. If the teacher picks on you say "Hey, I needed my morning coffee bro". (This is one is so genius I can't believe I thought of it spontaneously)
MORE DARING EXAMPLES
She writes I'm bored on her notepad. You write me too on yours and show her.
She blabs to her plastic friends she's going to see some Jonas Bros shit. You buy two tickets and punch your roommate in the balls til he comes along with you.
ermm
Thoren
Sack up, you pussy.
BakaXero
Are you an AmeriCAN or and AmeriCAN'T?
Barker
Originally posted by BakaXero
She likes art, graphics and design. Or do you forget why you'd go to such a class. Ask to look at her work, you may find more clues what she's interested in, her style and other things.
She's majoring in photography, I don't know much about that though. weep
And I know she went to high school near me but I don't know what to say to that either, except HEY DO YOU KNOW _____ HAERMM
Originally posted by lord xyz
It's easier than you think. 313
You sit next to her, look at the stupid shit she writes when she's bored, or what kind of clothes she wears or what bags she has, or any stupid thing she says.
Later you gotta look like you like those things.
EXAMPLES
She has an ACDC written on her notebook, wear your ACDC shirt.
You over hear her talking about how much she loves Starbucks. Come in late to class with holding a starbucks coffee. If the teacher picks on you say "Hey, I needed my morning coffee bro". (This is one is so genius I can't believe I thought of it spontaneously)
MORE DARING EXAMPLES
She writes I'm bored on her notepad. You write me too on yours and show her.
She blabs to her plastic friends she's going to see some Jonas Bros shit. You buy two tickets and punch your roommate in the balls til he comes along with you.
ermm
Would that come off as creepy if she was into say Elvis and I show up on Monday with elvis hair..
Originally posted by Thoren
Sack up, you pussy.
dunt tell me how to live my life
Originally posted by BakaXero
Are you an AmeriCAN or and AmeriCAN'T?
Ameridunt
lord xyz
Originally posted by Barker
Would that come off as creepy if she was into say Elvis and I show up on Monday with elvis hair..
Amerifag B SUBTLE
BakaXero
Originally posted by Barker
She's majoring in photography, I don't know much about that though. weep
Ameridunt
Ask her if she needs a nude model then pose for her and then seduce her. haermm or go buy a $3000 SLR camera. Study it's specks then ask to compare lens. Show her your long range lens with 100x zoom. Than show her the pictures you took of her in the shower to show how good the lens is.
Ameriwon't ermm
Mist_haermm
>she has boyfriend
>haermm
BakaXero
She would have 10 more before Barker Learns her name.haermm
Barker
Update #2:
The seminar was for art majors, and we're both art majors, so I figured she'd be there
I saw her and she said hi first and asked how I was doing
But she was on the phone and walking by so I didn't get to say much else
3% of the way towards pollination
Thoren
Originally posted by Barker
Update #2:
The seminar was for art majors, and we're both art majors, so I figured she'd be there
I saw her and she said hi first and asked how I was doing
But she was on the phone and walking by so I didn't get to say much else
3% of the way towards pollination Dude, you're so in there.
>Everybody Hates Chris
Thoren
Don't blow it. crackers
Let her blow it. biscuits
silver_tears
Originally posted by Thoren
Sack up, you pussy.
Mist_haermm
Originally posted by Barker
But she was on the phone
>To her boyfriend biscuits
Barker
Originally posted by Mist_haermm
>To her boyfriend biscuits
uhuh
BakaXero
anyone here fell a bit thorny?
Thoren
Anyone here feeling murderous towards Australians?
BakaXero
are we referring to mist_haermm? haermm
BakaXero
http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/weird-piercing--piercings-714079_471_341.jpg
Barker
official power rankings of things i didn't need to see
1. that picture
9001. 2-d design girl last night
Barker
Hey Barker I'm such a selfish bastard
lord xyz
Barker is now trying to look like Itzak. ermm
parenthesis
Cool sig, bro!
BakaXero
Flip it horizontally so it mirrors. Kthxbai.
Barker
2D Girl progress: 3.501%
Thoren
You'll never see it coming. biscuits
Barker
So my first time with her will be in the dark biscuits
Thoren
Wear a glow in the dark condom. biscuits
Barker
And a ski mask biscuits
Thoren
If she's into that sort of thing, sure. biscuits
Barker
I wouldn't know biscuits
Thoren
You disappoint me. biscuits
Barker
KILLER BARKER COMMUNITY
silver_tears
I WANT DETAILS
Thoren
Barker's progress will decrease by 2.6%, in 48 hours.
Thoren
Sure is, don't wear it out.
Barker
It's Friday
Yeah yeah and it's okay.
I tie my hands up to a chair so I don't fall that way.
Yeah yeah and I'm alright.
I took a sip of something poison but I'll hold on tight.
party
Thoren
BARKER AND I NEED A JUDGE FOR OUR DUEL, PLEASE SOMEONE HELP US??????
Barker
Originally posted by lord xyz
B SUBTLE
Barker
Originally posted by Thoren
BARKER AND I NEED A JUDGE FOR OUR DUEL, PLEASE SOMEONE HELP US??????
Thoren
You have his number, you do it.
Barker
Originally posted by Barker
No you
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