Love Advice for Barker Channel.

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BakaXero
This is where we all teach Barker on how to do his shit and get progress reports.




And I've just increase my thread count 313

Thoren
wtfawe

BakaXero
You're just annoyed cause I made it first mhm

silver_tears
Originally posted by Thoren
wtfawe

Thoren
Lesson One-How To Approach Her

Calmly, and determinedly, walk up to to her, and without hesitation.....


Please put in disc two now.


no expressionno expressionno expression

BakaXero
~Disc play error~

Mist_haermm
Show her SotAM. link-rape

/thread

BakaXero
Originally posted by Barker
Plz dunt sadsad

Originally posted by Barker
plz dunt lol kkzthzx

Originally posted by Barker
OMG LOL SOZ MY MOMS MADE ME TAKE A BATTH NOW IM WERING MY PREINCESS PAGAMAS

Barker
I have like 3 of these now haermmOriginally posted by BakaXero

crylaugh how did you even find that

Thoren
He trolls you. 31

Barker
So.. where's the advice? no expression

Thoren
Thread starter didn't think of that.

Barker
Originally posted by Thoren
Thread starter didn't think.
Does he ever haermm

BakaXero
Originally posted by Thoren
I need some counseling.

I love my current girlfriend, but I'm starting to have feelings for another girl.

What a dilemma.

Barker

Thoren
Originally posted by BakaXero
Damn nigga, you're a serious troll haermm

BakaXero
Originally posted by Thoren
Thread starter didn't think of that.

Who uses their brain on KMC?haermm

Barker
Me smile

BakaXero
Ok here's how it works. Barker tells us his life story about this "female" he's after and we make suggestion off of that. This not a manual of love. So don't expect step by step guide. It's more of advise as you go. That way it's more "tailored to you. smart

Barker
uhuh Alright.

Day 1: Talked after class a bit for first time
Day 2: Said hi yesterday
Day 3: ??? 13

Thoren
Day 3. Plug one of her holes with your man/bear wang.


Or is that moving to fast? ermmnone

Barker
I just don't know how she would respond to rape. noneermm

One of my exes is named Kat and she's taking me shopping tonight to buy a new shirt to wear on monday to "attract" 2-D design girl ermmnone

aka she doesn't think I can do it without some ****ing shirt noneermm

Thoren
Probably gonna say pussy magnet. ermmnone

Barker
She cheated on me with a black guy so probably more like "Sexual chocolate". noneermm

BakaXero
Originally posted by Thoren
Probably gonna say pussy. ermmnone

fix'd 313

Barker

BakaXero
http://img847.imageshack.us/img847/5853/funnyemmawatsontrollfac.jpg

Barker

Barker
tgVNgYXFi_Q

>MF AFTER CLASS TODAY WHEN I TALK TO MY FUTURE WIFE

BakaXero
For your wedding cake.

http://img847.imageshack.us/img847/341/realisticweddingdecorat.jpg

Barker
Have to make the guy grabbing the girl but otherwise spot on haermm

BakaXero
She's taking you out of the bedroom away from her haermm

Barker
There's a point where this needs to stop and we've clearly passed it haermm

BakaXero
Got her number yet?

Barker
No

MAYBE NEXT WEEK I'LL BE ALL

HEY MAYBE WE SHOULD EXCHANGE NUMBERS SO FOR IF PERHAPS MAYBE I AM SICK ONE DAY I CAN TEXT YOU AND ASK FOR AN THE ASSIGNMENT

BakaXero
I think I broke Barker haermm

Barker
LEAVE BARKER ALONE

HE'S A HUMAN

BakaXero
http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/5381/kumapanda2.jpg

Thoren
They look like they're frenching?

Barker
Stop it Baka

Thoren
I think Baka wants to kiss you.

hairm.jpg

Barker
Baka is the girl in a wig

I ****ing knew it

Mist_haermm
Originally posted by Barker


Well, I'm sitting here alone in the house, a Mountain Dew in one hand and a spoon in the other - soup -, with Firefox (KMC, ESPN), iTunes, and Microsoft word open. The night is young, I am young, and life is good.

Oh, and I have SotAM open in Microsoft word. no expression 31

Thoren
Originally posted by Barker
Baka is the girl in a wig

I ****ing knew it




Show that nigga, you don't play that gay shit. crackers

Barker
Update #3: Not in class today crackers

Thoren
Hah, he's all lips and nose.

Barker
weep

Thoren
So did you try to track her down, old school style?

Barker
Long story short: No. haermm

This just means we can compare art shit on Monday though and I can fawn over whatever average product she's produced. no expression 131

silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
tgVNgYXFi_Q

>MF AFTER CLASS TODAY WHEN I TALK TO MY FUTURE WIFE

BEST

Barker
fLG_BKWr7KM

It was more like this uhuh but I'll get 'em on Monday.

lord xyz
Everything's about Barker lately. ermm

Thoren
Originally posted by Barker
Long story short: No. haermm

This just means we can compare art shit on Monday though and I can fawn over whatever average product she's produced. no expression 131 GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE. no expression 31Originally posted by lord xyz
Everything's about Barker lately. ermm Yeah, we love him, get over it.

Mist_haermm
Originally posted by Barker
Update #3: Not in class today crackers

She probably changed classes because she thinks you're a weirdo link-rape

silver_tears
Her hipster boyfriend's in a later class link-rape

Thoren
Posting this for the hell of it. link-rape

silver_tears
Likes a boy in a 3-D design class link-rape

Thoren
I sat next to this chick in all my math classes in college, nailed her finally in our last semester together. link-rape

silver_tears
Marry her right after too? link-rape

Thoren
Nah, she wasn't the marrying type. link-rape

Barker
weep

Official things I found out today: Have friend who went to high school with her one year, asked him for the scoop

Turns out she was a cheerleader, really popular at the school, may or may not be a jack mormon

since you're all so interested. ermmnone

BakaXero
So?
Are you looking for excuses to get out of it now?

Barker
No I'm just saying I thought she was this cute shy hipster girl at first srug

Mist_haermm
Originally posted by Barker

Turns out she was a cheerleader

So she's flexible kinda

silver_tears
And a ***** kinda

Barker
weep

Mist_haermm
Originally posted by silver_tears
And a ***** kinda

Thats a problem? kinda

Originally posted by Barker
weep

Just do what most college kids do and bang your teacher instead kinda

silver_tears
I know that's what I did kinda

Thoren
Show B.bear some love, now his quest to defile 2-d design girl got harder (no pun intended) by her being popular.

Barker
haermm I feel pretty confident now. srug

BakaXero
Next level.

lord xyz
Originally posted by Mist_haermm


Just do what most college kids do and bang your teacher instead kinda mmm


kinda

Barker
smile

Barker
Do girls like picnics? I'm looking for a girl's opinion, not Thoren's. Is it too cheesy to do one in 2011? ermmnone

Ok maybe Thoren's too. noneermm

Thoren
GAY

Barker
Bitches love picnics. ermmhappy

lord xyz
facepalm

1ST MEETING

Barker: Hey, I'm Michael, whereabouts are you from?

2D girl: ...hi.... *some boring generic place*

Barker: Ermm, what's your name?

2D girl: xyz, I mean, *generic girl name*

Barker: Oh, cool. Bye.

2D girl: ....

2ND MEETING

Barker: Hey, umm. Hi, there!!!

2D girl: I'm on the f*cking phone!!!!!

Barker: Oh, cool. Um, bye then.

3RD MEETING

Barker: Hey, I have a kuh-razy idea, hahaha.

2D girl: ermm

Barker: You wanna go on a picnic or something sometime

2D girl: *generic excuse why it can't happen today or any other time (allergic to grass or something)*

Barker: Oh, well how about we go to the movies?

2D girl: We should probably go into class

*2D girl sits next to the black guy*

no expression

Mist_haermm
crylaugh

Barker
3rd meeting was me telling her her art piece on "dominance" was good.

4th meeting will be me stuttering something unintelligible and running out of class crying.

Digi
I thought Barker was taft because of the toast. I didn't bother to check the name. It was confusing.

lord xyz
Originally posted by Barker
3rd meeting was me telling her her art piece on "dominance" was good. If she likes dominance in bed, that was a good move. no expression

Originally posted by Digi
I thought Barker was taft because of the toast. I didn't bother to check the name. It was confusing. He's taftsick.

Barker
Originally posted by Digi
I thought Barker was taft because of the toast. I didn't bother to check the name. It was confusing.
I am a mix of Itzak and taft today.

I'm also taftsick
Originally posted by lord xyz
If she likes dominance in bed, that was a good move. no expression

He's taftsick.
no expression

13

silver_tears
i like toast

Kram3r
DON'T PRETEND I DON'T EXIST.

silver_tears
I LOVE YOU JAKE RYAN

Kram3r
Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah.

We're all helping Barks in the wrong way here. First, we have to ASK HIM something. Michael, are you gay? I mean, lets look at the track record here; #13 (didn't know you existed), Honks (HONKS), Fat Kat (I'll leave that to everyone's imagination) and Tills (TILLS). Now, if you like Baloney, that's fine Michael. Many men like the meat-pole. However YOU have to do some searching. 'Cause the resume of women in your life ain't lookin' pretty Michael. If I was a Macca's employer and you handed in that resume, I wouldn't even hire you to mop the floor. So ask yourself this question Mike, I BEG YOU. If you still like women after this talk, maybe I can hook you up with some Kram3r Advice.

PEACE.

Mist_haermm
crylaugh

Barker_haermm
#31 was GOAT, Honks was GOAT, Kat was skinnier when I dated her, Tills was a sober drunk mistake, the kind you cringe about every time you think about it.

A thousand uhuhs is not enough for that trainwreck of a post.

Thoren
WHY?

Barker_haermm
huhu

Thoren
no expression

Barker
haermm

Thoren
Nigga, put yo shirt on.

Barker
Wut

Thoren
ya urd me.

Barker
UPDATE

TcGJJ-egB40

On friendly terms with 2D girl now, slowly working towards pollination

- 2D Bear out

Thoren
ermmhappy

Barker
Tonight is some homecoming shit, a school tradition is you kiss a girl at the Old Sorrel statue at midnight

Guess where I'll be no expression

WHAT IF SHE KISSES SOMEONE

Thoren
Stalk her to make sure she doesn't.

Barker
DTMHTLML ermmnone

Thoren
no expression

parenthesis
Originally posted by Barker
Tonight is some homecoming shit, a school tradition is you kiss a girl at the Old Sorrel statue at midnight

Guess where I'll be no expression

WHAT IF SHE KISSES SOMEONE RING HER AND HOPE IT ANSWERS IN HER POCKET!!!

313

Barker
Originally posted by parenthesis
RING HER AND HOPE IT ANSWERS IN HER POCKET!!!

313
crylaugh haermm

parenthesis
131

silver_tears
Originally posted by Kram3r
Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah.

We're all helping Barks in the wrong way here. First, we have to ASK HIM something. Michael, are you gay? I mean, lets look at the track record here; #13 (didn't know you existed), Honks (HONKS), Fat Kat (I'll leave that to everyone's imagination) and Tills (TILLS). Now, if you like Baloney, that's fine Michael. Many men like the meat-pole. However YOU have to do some searching. 'Cause the resume of women in your life ain't lookin' pretty Michael. If I was a Macca's employer and you handed in that resume, I wouldn't even hire you to mop the floor. So ask yourself this question Mike, I BEG YOU. If you still like women after this talk, maybe I can hook you up with some Kram3r Advice.

PEACE.

I'm just gonna leave this here haermm

Barker
uhuh

BakaXero
hq2KgzKETBw

Barker
didn't watch, lol

BakaXero
hmm...

parenthesis
So Barker just emailed me saying he's switched classes from 2D design to 3D design.

Apparently he was too shit at making a cardboard cutout girlfriend, so they're seeing if he can manage a blow up doll. 131

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