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JUDGE-THOREN

DUELISTS-BAKA & BARKER

For Baka

Baka #1

Baka #2

For Barker

Barker #1

Barker #2

No need to use both, just pick your fav of the options.

Criteria-Kmc size limits. (540*150 and 50kb) Doesn't need to be the exact size, but shoot for it if you want. Time limit. September 24th, at 9pm central American Time.

crackers 13 biscuits srug haermm tohslaugh bakasrug 31 131

Show me some skillz. biscuits

If Baka and I had a baby we'd call it Bakar. 13

If you two had a baby, y'all would be in a civil union. 31

Nah, Baka would just be the baby mama while I court others. 31

I HATE MY STUPID ****ING LIFE I CAN'T GE TA ****ING DATE TO SAVE MY ****GN LIFE AND NOW I'M AT WORK AND I JUST WANT TO GO HOME ANC CRY


crylaugh

why do i get the shit emo renders?

Because I hate you.

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PM me a preference, and I'll find a good one for you.

haermm2

Originally posted by Thoren
Because I hate you.

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PM me a preference, and I'll find a good one for you.

I bet you say that to all the girls pandanone


I don't need your pity mhm

But can get and extension haermm2

I don't know if you can get and extension? ermmnone

how about an extension then haermm2

You need more than two weeks? tohslaugh

Originally posted by BakaXero
how about an extension then haermm2 Sure, take two extra hours.

How about a year? Since I'm going up against Barker. haermm

Barkers been active in his duels. ermmnone

As I recall, the first duel I had with Barker he was pretty active in dueling until he went up against me. Then he started to procratinate. haermm

And pretty much all the ones after that have been like that. How'd you think he gained the reputation in the first place? haermm2

haermm I meant as of late.



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Thanks for not over using this smilie.haermm









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your welcome pandanone

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Barker procrastination jokes are so 2007. uhuh

So is the year baka is stuck in.

I'll wait till Barker submits his. haermm

biscuits

Submit. crackers

dunt tell me how to live my life crackers

It's not like you're doing a bang up job yourself. crackers

I'm doing fan****ingtastic thank you very much crackers

I have faith in The Baker-Baker.

Barker?

Barker is dead my friend, you can call him Baker!

And as you can see, he's a lot happier.

*Shoots and kills old criminal boss*

I will always remember him.

I called him Barker.

He called me some guy on that internet.

It was a thing we had.

Psythe and I are bros, you guise are crazy.

Where do you get those weonderful toys?

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Motorola's Atrix 4g, blows huge wangs.

SAYS THE GUY USING A BLACKBERRY

THEY DIDN'T BUY US ONE, BECAUSE THEY WERE TOO EXPENSIVE, THAT'S WHY WE HAVE SIDEKICK 4G'S

This duel is never gonna happen haermm

Originally posted by BakaXero
This duel is never gonna happen haermm BECAUSE I HATE YOU.



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Can I get a new unbiased judge? Kthnxbai.

Well, there are loads just lying around, so go ahead. haermm

Baka baka doo doo yeah

So, uh, hows that sig coming? ermmnone

What sig? noneermm

The duel sig. ermmnone

Oh yeah. noneermm

Maybe tonight

KNOCK ON WOOD

KNOCK ON YOUR FACE.



Help me with the Gears of War 3 contest?

What contest?

On deviant art.

Oh. What are you making?

Some art for the game, we can win $10,000 if we win.

Ok, you come up with the idea.

Where is your sig and avatar? crackers

Thoren
Sig and Avatar Police

Registered: Mar 2003
Location: KMC S&A Police Station

It's like you're naked. crackers

thirteen.

Put your shirt on. crackers

Shirt is on good sir.

Make me a sig, feather guy. crackers

I will construct signature device at my earliest convenience.

So never? crackers

You know me better than my own mother. huhu

If she had half a mind like me, she would have smothered you in your sleep. crackers



ermmhappy

But then I wouldn't be able to fulfill my destiny. ermmsad

Procrastinating life, is not a destiny. ermm13

Thoren_haermm

I should.



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>2011
>Raz coming to KMC to make said name change

You must be new here.

Nigga I meant sock account.

Sock account? I forgot my login details for the other account.

Barker_haermm
Restricted

Registered: Sep 2011
Location: Utah

Account Restricted

ermmnone

noneermm

I haven't gotten in trouble for it. ermmnone

And Mist hasn't either. noneermm

The injustice of it all. ermmnone

Umm, hows the duel sig coming? ermmnone

Originally posted by Thoren
Time limit. September 24th, at 9pm central American Time.

Nigga I said hows it coming, not where it's at foo.

Haven't started

Probably will tonight haermm

srug

Originally posted by Thoren
Barker_haermm
Restricted

Registered: Sep 2011
Location: Utah

Account Restricted Originally posted by Barker
I haven't gotten in trouble for it. ermmnone

And Mist hasn't either. noneermm

The injustice of it all. ermmnone

crylaugh

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/134/831/cm-punk-wwe-champion_display_image.png?1311856444
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/134/831/cm-punk-wwe-champion_display_image.png?1311856444

Originally posted by Barker
Haven't started

Probably will tonight haermm

srug Originally posted by Mist_haermm
crylaugh

i hear voices in my head they talk to the papers they understand they talk to me

That looks fabulous.


http://www.blogcdn.com/www.aoltv.com/media/2010/07/wendy-williams---carson-kressley.jpg

It's ****ing horrible and it took 20 mins and I want to see Baka enter now or I will quit KMC!!

I think he left again.

how could he be so dr evil he's bringing out a side of me that i don't know

Srug.

ok

Just wanna say for a 20min job it is pretty fab of a siggy.

Quite homo.

Now to see if Baka will come in here and obliterate.

Can I forfiet? haermm

That's not obliterating at all, mister.

Originally posted by BakaXero
Can I forfiet? haermm yes. srug

I love scythe

but not baka

more at 11

Originally posted by Barker
I love scythe

but not baka

more at 11

hug

How about an extension? haermm

http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/2823/barker.png

Oops... I used the wrong render. How did that get there? haermm2


I forfeit. 313

ahh gay.






-Peter Griffin

Barker will spit the dummy when he sees it. haermm

i just spit the dummy

also how did you get my picture haermm

Deviant-art haermm

uhuh I have no such account

http://the-barker.deviantart.com/ haermm2

Oh **** I don't remember uploading a picture there haermm

http://thorinn.deviantart.com/

ARMANDO MY NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Saved for my next duel haermm

photoshoot fresh, on kmc whoring
waiting in the thread for a dude named thorinn

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No one man should have all that haermm
Barker keeps getting ****ed by karma
Stop uhuhing i'm uhuhing cause of baka
21st century shitpost

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/3135/combobreakergc6.jpg

it was all good just a week ago
2d girl talk to me
and then watch the barker choke
***** killhimself

but what he gonna do ho
it's a new day
it's a new crack
she saying you back

like a barker ever left this ***** huh?
well if art a class then suck my dick huh?
and bet she ****ed a barker quick huh?
by the way you ****in quit barker

just forget it
you talk it
i live it

etc

Word up, homie.

work it make it beter makes us stronger harder bester worker it harder do it faster harder

lets get lost today
you could be my 2d girl today
play thoren
i'm the sister in law tonight
i ask because i'm not sure
does anybody make real art anymore
you should be honored by my lateness
that i would even show up to art class
act like you can't tell who wrote this
new gospel haermm take 6
and take this
baka

work it make it beter makes us stronger harder bester worker it harder do it faster harder

i need you right now

i don' tknow if you got a man tonight
if god put you in my plans a lot

but i know that god put you in front of me

theres 2 of you and 1 of me
so we gonna do everything for a kondike
and she'll do anything for the limes right

ugh

baby you're making it

work it make it beter makes us stronger harder bester worker it harder do it faster harder

Yeah.

usher

Originally posted by BakaXero
http://the-barker.deviantart.com/ haermm2

Well played, sir, well played.

Barker wins. 31

ermwanker

Originally posted by Scythe
Well played, sir, well played.

indubitably.

huhu

What's wrong man?
You won!
Or are you sad you haven't won over someone's heart? ermm

Originally posted by Thoren
Barker wins. 31

I want a break-down. etc etc.


_____________________________ haermm

never ****ing been this ****ing pissed i my godddamnlife that was bullshit and u ****ing know it i will never ****ing forget this **** living you are a goddamn **** you ***** i will ****ing never duel you again until next month you goddamn ****

Why?

Let's never fight again.

break-down not break-up...haermm

Yeah but nothing beats two tomboy japanese girls chasing you down...

...for a good old fashion ass whooping

Yeah.... I'll change it.



On Christmas 2034

>yfw it's 100 degrees on Christmas morning in Australia

Don't you have a fanific to write of something! or a girl to chase after?

I'm at work. I could write it, you know, sneakily, so it's not like

Originally posted by Barker
never ****ing been this ****ing pissed i my godddamnlife that was bullshit and u ****ing know it i will never ****ing forget this **** living you are a goddamn **** you ***** i will ****ing never duel you again until next month you goddamn **** IF I WAS 50 YEARS YOUNGER, I'D KICK YOUR ASS!!!

http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/2823/barker.png

Baka-
-For using Barkers render
-For quality
-I can't tell if you used your own render
+Transparency is good
+lolz at Barker for being the queer trainer

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa256/Thorin_bucket/haermm.jpg
Barker-
-For empty background
+For very minimal style of sig
+Added "lightening effects"


I liked both entries a lot, and that comes from the bottom of my heart, you're both tremendous human beings, and a credit to your race, and I say this sincerely, really.

But Barkers, though he said he did it in 20 minutes, doesn't feel rushed, and is more aesthetically pleasing. Plus he didn't use a render which wasn't intended for someone else.

So Barker, unfortunately, wins. 13

Worst duel ever

-No part of the first post said I couldn't add other things Including a render meant for Barker.
-You're probably right there,
-I did used the Afro-Samurai render. It's the base of the sig. You're just paying too much attention to Barker's Face.
+Transparency is all I know
+If that didn't help me win this. Nothing would have.

Guess that's a lost for me.

Is it too late for the following?
Originally posted by BakaXero
Can I get a new unbiased judge? Kthnxbai.

haermm2

edit: ignore this

haermm2

Worst duel ever.


Probably because nobody in the duel was serious about it, or semi-serious. 13 ermmnone

Baka's fault, I was serious until midway through the thread when he decided he was going to be a dick and halfass it. So I halfassed mine. srug

Y'all made me cry. weep

Originally posted by Barker
Baka's fault, I was serious until midway through the thread when he decided he was going to be a dick and halfass it. So I halfassed mine. srug

The way I see it is, you challenged me. You needed to prove that you were going to be serious, then i would have been serious. I've been burnt before. Call it being cautious. 313

Originally posted by BakaXero
The way I see it is, you challenged me. You needed to prove that you were going to be serious, then i would have been serious. I've been burnt before. Call it being cautious. 313
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHDhls0kJYM&t=1m6s

I ate a corndog for lunch, and it's not sitting well with me.

Probably because you're not wearing a shirt

It's rather bossy, should have never saved it from the convenient store.

>2011
>buying anything but soda from a gas station

ISHYGDDT

Well it did give me a sad story about how nobody wanted to buy it.

zBlbox_cpKc
zBlbox_cpKc

it's face when you bought it

I haermm'd

Your lack of av and sig makes me think you're going to log out tomorrow and never come back weep

I'm in the process of making new ones.