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If you could punch anyone in the face once and you were guaranteed there would be no repercussions, who would you punch? If you're against punching, you can opt to slap.

I'm torn between Michele Backmann or my neighbor.

Tills.

I would punch the President.

Then secretly go to a prison where nobody hears from me again, because there is no such thing as no repercussions, when you hit the Prez.

Ummm chuck norris

the Bobs Discount Furniture guy aka Bob

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
the Bobs Discount Furniture guy aka Bob You're an angry man, seek council.

The person who decides to sit right in front of me on an almost empty train that keeps moving their heads left and right.

Dead Michael Jackson's rotting genitals.

lots of people

Originally posted by parenthesis
Dead Michael Jackson's rotting genitals. What good would that do?

^ that guy.

Robtard, do tell about the neighbor story.



I would punch Stalin in the face right after he gave one of his many orders to slaughter his own farmers/people. I would want to punch him hard enough to give him permanent brain damage and or kill him.

Originally posted by Ax3l
What good would that do? It would make Zombie Michael Jackson a lot less frightening story. ermmhappy

I'm a man of peace... but if I wasn't it would be those a-holes who shout out at you when they are driving past you in their cars. I mean, I just imagine dragging them out and smacking them around when they do that - it is so annoying.

Originally posted by parenthesis
It would make Zombie Michael Jackson a lot less frightening story. ermmhappy

ide

A ****in T-Rex

Dave_97 ermmhappy

Nick Griffin or Tommy Robinson

You try too hard to be the angry racist, need to improve your trolling/baiting skills.

lol

Nick Griffin and Tommy Robinson ARE angry racists not me.

Originally posted by majid86
lol

Nick Griffin and Tommy Robinson ARE angry racists not me.

Again, you're trying too hard to be an angry racist, not that you actually are one. ie your trolling/baiting fails, you need to improve your skills, dude.

My punching wish list:

A nun
Dom's wife's face, but with my c0ck.
Michael Moore
Al Sharpton/Jesse Jackson
A person in a wheelchair who is of Hispanic decent and likes Transformers.

Originally posted by Impediment
Al Sharpton/Jesse Jackson

I've also felt for years that they were indeed one and the same person.

Originally posted by Impediment
My punching wish list:

Dom's wife's face, but with my c0ck.
A person in a wheelchair who is of Hispanic decent and likes Transformers.


1. That will be $500, please.

2. Poor Scythe.

Originally posted by Impediment
My punching wish list:


A person in a wheelchair who is of Hispanic decent and likes Transformers.


Franklin D. Roosevelt?

Reminds me of a hilarious scene in War Inc. starring John Cussack...

Rich Arab father confronts his son, having discovered that his son intended to film his own honeymoon, then sell it off as a sex tape.

Rich Arab father spits into his son's open palm then grabs his wrist & commences to slap his son's face with his own spit covered hand.

Originally posted by Impediment
My punching wish list:

A nun
Dom's wife's face, but with my c0ck.
Michael Moore
Al Sharpton/Jesse Jackson
A person in a wheelchair who is of Hispanic decent and likes Transformers.


Only if it's of the donkey variety, and I wanna go next after you.

Okay.

heartbeat

We have ourselves a weekend, I'll bring the 24 pack.

George Lucas for the ruination of his own creation

Why would I want to hit anyone? If you have unresolved issues you should talk them out or forgive and forget them. How miserable won't you have to be before you turn the other cheek and then go home dreaming about striking back?

Cowards, all of you.

Didn't you make an attention-whoring rant/thread about leaving KMC because you where going to go make money and take "your woman" on holidays and such? Didn't pan out, did it.

Originally posted by Robtard
Didn't you make an attention-whoring rant/thread about leaving KMC because you where going to go make money and take "your woman" on holidays and such? Didn't pan out, did it.
It's almost as if you're upset that I'm still around.

Originally posted by Astner
It's almost as if you're upset that I'm still around.

It's almost as if you're upset no one cared about you leaving.

You should make him put on a wig and some makeup and just get the sex over with, Robtard.

Originally posted by dadudemon
You should make him put on a wig and some makeup and just get the sex over with, Robtard.

You picked up on that too? How 90+% of his threads scream out "Daddy hold me! Daddy hug me! Daddy tell me everything will be okay!", kid has issues.

obama

Originally posted by Robtard
You picked up on that too? How 90+% of his threads scream out "Daddy hold me! Daddy hug me! Daddy tell me everything will be okay!", kid has issues.

lol

WTF???!?!?!?!?!??!?

Originally posted by Robtard
It's almost as if you're upset no one cared about you leaving.
I cared about it, until I decided to come back.

Originally posted by dadudemon
lol

WTF???!?!?!?!?!??!?
He didn't get his juice this morning.

Originally posted by Astner
I cared about it, until I decided to come back.


See what I mean DDM? Kid has issues and needs attention, it's right there.

Maybe he needs a pankin'. A wittle pankin' on his wittle bottom.

$10 says he farts, gently, as he's getting panked.

So give it to him.

Originally posted by Robtard
See what I mean DDM? Kid has issues and needs attention, it's right there.
If I'm the one that seeking attention, then why is it so important for you to get dadudemon's consent regarding the matter? Am I detecting a minor case of projection?

Originally posted by Astner
If I'm the one that seeking attention, then why is it so important for you to get dadudemon's consent regarding the matter? Am I detecting a minor case of projection?

Well, it's prolly cause Robtard and I and friends and we share our observations as friends are often to do.


Oh, and something about sex again that I am not witty enough to think of.

Originally posted by Astner
If I'm the one that seeking attention, then why is it so important for you to get dadudemon's consent regarding the matter? Am I detecting a minor case of projection?

Yes, you clearly are seeking attention and it reeks of desperation. Maybe make another goodbye thread and see how it goes for you this time?

Listen, there's literally hundreds of threads in here that you can try and turn into 'give Astner attention please' threads in you don't want to make your own. Don't do it in this one though, k?

Originally posted by Robtard
Yes, you clearly are seeking attention and it reeks of desperation. Maybe make another goodbye thread and see how it goes for you this time?

Listen, there's literally hundreds of threads in here that you can try and turn into 'give Astner attention please' threads in you don't want to make your own. Don't do it in this one though, k?
Assuming that your thesis holds any semblance of validity, then why would you provide output? Why would you answer my cries for attention? I've dealt with enough e-psychologists in my time on this forum to see through these acts.

So let's get down to the actual issue: What painted your day grey, child?

Originally posted by Astner
Assuming that your thesis holds any semblance of validity, then why would you provide output? Why would you answer my cries for attention? I've dealt with enough e-psychologists in my time on this forum to see though acts such as this.

So let's get down to the actual issue: What painted your day grey, child?

It's fact that you're an attention whore. So there is no assumption, you proved it with your goodbye thread and you're proving it again.

As I said, go turn another thread into "Astner needs attention", this one is too important to be wasted on you. Go, kid, shoo.

Here, I'll make it easy, click this and beg for attention: http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f61/

Originally posted by Astner
Assuming that your thesis holds any semblance of validity,

You could say, "Assume you're right...". Use one word for multiple words, not multiple words for one word.

Originally posted by Astner
So let's get down to the actual issue: What painted your day grey, child?
You know that's a "no u" response, right?

Originally posted by Robtard
It's fact that you're an attention whore.
You have neither credentials nor knowledge to write a psychological diagnosis, yet alone determine what's factual and not. Scientifically speaking facts aren't concluded either, but let's not diverge into that subject.

Originally posted by Robtard
So there is no assumption, you proved it with your goodbye thread and you're proving it again.
Whether you like it or not is irrelevant. It's an assumption. In fact I'd go so far as to call the assumption baseless for all intents and purposes. The closest thing you have to a relative medium to analyze me psychologically through my posts--as ridiculous as that may sound--is yourself. What this suggests is that this is how you behave when you're craving attention.

Originally posted by Robtard
As I said, go turn another thread into "Astner needs attention", this one is too important to be wasted on you. Go, kid, shoo.
This is one of the most spiteful threads I've seen since I joined and it grabs me, as I previously specified to be full of misery and regret. Who in their right mind goes around--or at the very least spend a great deal of their time--fantasizing about inflicting physical harm on others?

Originally posted by dadudemon
You could say, "Assume you're right...". Use one word for multiple words, not multiple words for one word.
I could, but I'm more comfortable writing "Assuming that you're right". It's not a grammatical error so why would you point it out?

Originally posted by dadudemon
You know that's a "no u" response, right?
I do, but that's because I initially didn't think he was serious.

Originally posted by Astner
I could, but I'm more comfortable writing "Assuming that you're right". It's not a grammatical error so why would you point it out?

I'm not saying your grammar is wrong, I'm saying your writing style sucks and you're trying too hard to pontificate at the cost of looking silly.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I'm not saying your grammar is wrong, I'm saying your writing style sucks
So I'm subjectively wrong according to you? I'll cope with that.

Originally posted by dadudemon
and you're trying too hard to pontificate at the cost of looking silly.
What if I told you that I think that "Assuming that you're right..." sounds better than "Assume you're right..."?

Originally posted by Astner
You have neither credentials nor knowledge to write a psychological diagnosis, yet alone determine what's factual and not. Scientifically speaking facts aren't concluded either, but let's not diverge into that subject.


Whether you like it or not is irrelevant. It's an assumption. In fact I'd go so far as to call the assumption baseless for all intents and purposes. The closest thing you have to a relative medium to analyze me psychologically through my posts--as ridiculous as that may sound--is yourself. What this suggests is that this is how you behave when you're craving attention.


This is one of the most spiteful threads I've seen since I joined and it grabs me, as I previously specified to be full of misery and regret. Who in their right mind goes around--or at the very least spend a great deal of their time--fantasizing about inflicting physical harm on others?


TLDR

Didn't I tell you to go turn another thread into "Astner needs attention"? I did, so shoo, kid.

Originally posted by Robtard
TLDR

Didn't I tell you to go turn another thread into "Astner needs attention"? I did, so shoo, kid.
You did. But you were wrong in your preliminary assumption.

Originally posted by Astner
You did.

But you were wrong in your preliminary assumption.

The shoo, kid. There's an entire forum you could be doing flips for scraps of attention; I don't want you to flip for me anymore.

No, your attention-whoring is fact. There's no arguing this, so stop. It's also only a matter of time before you make another goodbye thread and beg.

Now go and stop sucking up my most important thread with your babble.

Originally posted by Robtard
The shoo, kid. There's an entire forum you could be doing flips for scraps of attention; I don't want you to flip for me anymore.

No, your attention-whoring is fact. There's no arguing this, so stop. It's also only a matter of time before you make another goodbye thread and beg.

Now go and stop sucking up my most important thread with your babble.
I already refuted this.

Originally posted by Astner
I already refuted this.

You can't considering we have your sad goodbye thread and countless acts of attention seeking.

But I digress, leave this thread and do little flips for others.

Originally posted by Robtard
You can't considering we have your sad goodbye thread and countless acts of attention seeking.

But I digress, leave this thread and do little flips for others.
No, I definitely refuted your arguments.

Originally posted by Astner
No, I definitely refuted your arguments.

You literally can't. Your sad documented actions supersede the crying psychobabble you're trying now.

But go flip for attention elsewhere, it's boring and creepy now. I can say "please" if you need.

Originally posted by Robtard
You literally can't.
I have.

Originally posted by Robtard
Your sad documented actions supersede the crying psychobabble you're trying now.
But you're the one psychoanalyzing me. Do you even know what you're doing?

Originally posted by Robtard
But go flip for attention elsewhere, it's boring and creepy now. I can say "please" if you need.
So, what unfortunate did ruin your day?

Fine, here's some more attention you desperately need. Keep doing flips for me. Good boy.

CALM DOWN, BAKER!!

Indeed we do good sir, indeed we do.

Originally posted by Barker


That's a horrible picture, I hope you didn't draw it.

Originally posted by Astner
So I'm subjectively wrong according to you? I'll cope with that.

No, there's acceptable writing styles and language has always been subjective.


Nice try, though.


Originally posted by Astner
What if I told you that I think that "Assuming that you're right..." sounds better than "Assume you're right..."?

You actually missed the point entirely.


Replace all of this: "Assuming that your thesis holds any semblance of validity..."

With this:

"Assume you're right..."

Originally posted by dadudemon
No, there's acceptable writing styles and language has always been subjective.

Nice try, though.
Shouldn't that objectively be "there're..." or "there are..."

Originally posted by dadudemon
You actually missed the point entirely.


Replace all of this: "Assuming that your thesis holds any semblance of validity..."

With this:

"Assume you're right..."
I still like my variant better.

Originally posted by Scythe
CALM DOWN, BAKER!!
RRRRRRRAAAAAAAWWWWWWWGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
Originally posted by Robtard
That's a horrible picture, I hope you didn't draw it.
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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAWWWWWWWGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

Ah shiiiiit, wait up, done scurred me.

Originally posted by Robtard
If you could punch anyone in the face once and you were guaranteed there would be no repercussions, who would you punch? If you're against punching, you can opt to slap.

I'm torn between Michele Backmann or my neighbor.
I have someone in mind.

& I'd scream "Falcon Punch!" while doing so. =3

Originally posted by Astner
Why would I want to hit anyone? If you have unresolved issues you should talk them out or forgive and forget them. How miserable won't you have to be before you turn the other cheek and then go home dreaming about striking back?

Cowards, all of you.

Only a lying attention whore like you, Astner, could take a joke thread and utterly derail it because of your trollish nature to flame.

Originally posted by Impediment
Only a lying attention whore like you, Astner, could take a joke thread and utterly derail it because of your trollish nature to flame.
I think this would fall under the category of a personal attack. I await your apology.

Originally posted by Kharhmah
I have someone in mind.

& I'd scream "Falcon Punch!" while doing so. =3

Mother Teresa died already.

Originally posted by Robtard
Mother Teresa died already.
You do know that it's unhealthy to vent or act out destructive behavior, right? It conditions the mind to get upset and or be willing to act out the behavior easier, and in turn more frequently.

Originally posted by Astner
You do know that it's unhealthy to vent or act out destructive behavior, right? It conditions the mind to get upset and or be willing to act out the behavior easier, and in turn more frequently.

Originally posted by Robtard
Fine, here's some more attention you desperately need. Keep doing flips for me. Good boy.

Originally posted by Robtard

I'm just here to help. There's no point in getting upset over it.

Originally posted by Astner
I'm just here to help. There's no point in getting upset over it.

Originally posted by Robtard
Fine, here's some more attention you desperately need. Keep doing flips for me. Good boy.

Originally posted by Robtard

Why are you so mad?

I wish I would not want to punch people, but at times I have very strong urges to hurt people I perceive as malicious.

Originally posted by Astner
Why are you so mad?

Originally posted by Robtard
Fine, here's some more attention you desperately need. Keep doing flips for me. Good boy.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I wish I would not want to punch people, but at times I have very strong urges to hurt Jews.

FTFU

Originally posted by Robtard
FTFU I know, it seems bad, especially given my country's history.

Originally posted by Robtard

Right, right. But why are you so mad?

Originally posted by Bardock42
I know, it seems bad, especially given my country's history.

Not if you have good reason.

Originally posted by Astner
Right, right. But why are you so mad?
Originally posted by Robtard
Fine, here's some more attention you desperately need. Keep doing flips for me. Good boy.

Originally posted by Robtard
Not if you have good reason.

Global Zionist conspiracy?

Originally posted by Robtard

Don't cry.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Global Zionist conspiracy?

It's not a conspiracy; you all of people should know this. Japan has changed you, good sir.

Originally posted by Astner
Don't cry.
Originally posted by Robtard
Fine, here's some more attention you desperately need. Keep doing flips for me. Good boy.

Originally posted by Robtard
It's not a conspiracy. It's not secret anyways

Originally posted by Robtard

Don't cry.

Originally posted by Astner
Don't cry.
Originally posted by Robtard
Fine, here's some more attention you desperately need. Keep doing flips for me. Good boy.

Originally posted by Robtard

Don't cry.

There's only one way to solve this. Challenge each other to a Battle of Wits!!!

Originally posted by Bardock42
There's only one way to solve this. Challenge each other to a Battle of Wits!!!

The guy is obsessed with me and frankly, he's not all that witty. Just look at his tactics, unoriginal and boring at best.

It'll just end where it always ends, him doing the "Daddy hold me! Daddy hug me! Daddy tell me everything will be okay!" But I can't be bothered to help the sap.

I like the Princess Bride

Originally posted by Bardock42
I like the Princess Bride

It's a very good movie and if he were anywhere near as witty and charming as Vincini, it would be great.

Originally posted by Bardock42
There's only one way to solve this. Challenge each other to a Battle of Wits!!!
Why exactly do you think I made him repeatedly spam his own thread if not for the consent that he didn't want it ruined? I've already won.

I think you both won!

Originally posted by Bardock42
I think you both won!
Sure, why not?

Originally posted by Astner
I think this would fall under the category of a personal attack. I await your apology. durpalm

Originally posted by Astner
Why exactly do you think I made him repeatedly spam his own thread if not for the consent that he didn't want it ruined? I've already won.

If you think a thread titled "if you could punch" could be ruined, then you're a bigger idiot than first imagined.

Your attention-whoring did the exact opposite to this thread, since you failed to notice, it brought in more views by keeping it on top longer.

Originally posted by Astner
I think this would fall under the category of a personal attack. I await your apology.

You can wish in one hand and take a dump in the other and see which gets filled first.

No personal attacks made, only pointing oh the obvious.

You're an attention seeker with troll tendencies.

Originally posted by Robtard
If you think a thread titled "if you could punch" could be ruined, then you're a bigger idiot than first imagined.
That's odd because I recall you being the one obsessively whining about how I ruined your thread.

Originally posted by Robtard
Your attention-whoring did the exact opposite to this thread, since you failed to notice, it brought in more views by keeping it on top longer.
Then why are you whining?

Originally posted by Impediment
You can wish in one hand and take a dump in the other and see which gets filled first.

No personal attacks made, only pointing oh the obvious.

You're an attention seeker with troll tendencies.
No, I'm not.

Originally posted by Astner
That's odd because I recall you being the one obsessively whining about how I ruined your thread.


It was an obvious joke to everyone that I didn't actually care about the thread, my "this thread is too important" should have been a clue, you small-mind.

Originally posted by Robtard
It was an obvious joke to everyone that I didn't actually care about the thread, my "this thread is too important" should have been a clue, you small-mind.
Even in the context where you directed me to other threads? Seems a bit farfetched and convenient of an excuse don't you think? As a qualified e-psychiatrist with a degree in twisting crap out of context, this shouldn't be too hard for you to figure out.

Originally posted by Astner
No, I'm not.

Yes, you are.

Inb4 "I know you are, but what am I?" starts.

So, Bardock42, if you wanted an example of what you think I do, Astner actually does it.

So make sure not to invoke my name in vain as the person that argues about nothing...or the person that argues because he's board. Start using Astners.

Originally posted by Astner
Even in the context where you directed me to other threads? Seems a bit farfetched and convenient of an excuse don't you think? As a qualified e-psychiatrist with a degree in twisting crap out of context, this shouldn't be too hard for you to figure out.

Now look who's crying cos they finally realized they were played for the fool.

"I ruined his thread! Durr-rrrr.", idiot.

Originally posted by dadudemon
the person that argues because he's board.
What gave me away?

Originally posted by Robtard
Now look who's crying cos they realized they were played for the fool.

"I ruined his thread! Durr-rrrr.", idiot.
I never said that. I said that you were ruining your thread based on the premise that you were complaining about me ruining the thread. But it's nice to see that you're putting that degree to good use.

I was a board once. Worst week ever.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I was a board once. Worst week ever.
How many legs did you have?

Originally posted by Astner
How many legs did you have?

I WAS A BOARD, NOT A TABLE!!!

Originally posted by Bardock42
I WAS A BOARD, NOT A TABLE!!!
So how many?

Originally posted by Astner
So how many? Three, thanks for asking.

hitler

Originally posted by Astner
What gave me away?

I never thought you would deny that; just that others would not say it.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I was a board once. Worst week ever.

weep

I make mistakes.