Kakashi & Noitra VS Orochimaru and Grimmjow

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cool_ghost
Kakashi (naruto) and Noitra (bleach)


VS


Orochimaru (naruto) and Grimmjow (bleach)


They all get there full ablities, except Grimmjow and noitra do NOT get to use bankai. Fight takes place in a very large forest. Both teams fight till the other two are dead. The teams have fifteen minutes to make a plan, to get to know the other persons abilites before the fight starts, but have no idea of who the other team is.

Q99
Team one. If Nnoitra can temporarily immobilize Grimmjow- even for just a second or two, then Kakashi can use Kamui on him.

Demonic Phoenix
Orochimaru gets Grimmjow to explain all his abilities to him, and then uses his Living Corpse Reincarnation tech on Grimmjow during prep-time. He uses Ressurrecion during the match, and pwns the other team.

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Nephthys
Team 2.

Originally posted by Q99
Team one. If Nnoitra can temporarily immobilize Grimmjow- even for just a second or two, then Kakashi can use Kamui on him.

What, do you think Pedomaru's just going to stand there and watch while Kakashi uses Kamui?

Demonic Phoenix
^ Sharingan does make him orgasm.

Nephthys
It turns him on, but Kakashi lacks the androgynous good looks of a young Uchiha that pushes him over the edge.

Demonic Phoenix
Itachi did not have those looks. Kakashi just needs to remove his mask.

And I saw your misspelling of the word 'androgynous'. uhuh

Nephthys
Itachi is even more attractive than Sasuke, so nah. And Kakashi doesn't even have a real face under there.


No you didn't.

Demonic Phoenix
To us, he is. Not to Orochimaru though. Kakashi's full face KO'd some girl due to how good it looked.

I certainly did.

Q99
Originally posted by Nephthys
Team 2.



What, do you think Pedomaru's just going to stand there and watch while Kakashi uses Kamui?

Kamui doesn't take a long time to use.

TheAuraAngel
Kamui wouldn't stop Orochimaru but it could probably get Grimmjow.

Noitra would then stomp snakey.

So probably Team 1. Though I'll fully admit to bias cause I loathe Grimmjow his inconsistent/stupid character no jutsu. Oh wait, Bleach. So inconsistent/stupid character Ressurecion.

IceAce
Team one takes this low-mid diffculty.

Nnoitra is > Grimmjow. Thats canon.

Orochimaru is > Kakashi. Thats canon.

This comes down to Nnoira vs. Orochimaru. But orochimaru has nothing that can hurt Nnoira. So team one wins low - mid difficulty.

SSJGGogeta
Team one stomps, since Kakashi can use Kamui with expertise now and Orochimaru can summon some snakes. Either way, Kakashi was able to fight on par with pain while Orochimaru got shit-stomped by base Sasuke, sooo... yeah, Kakashi wins against Oro. Plus, Grimmjow is espada 6, and Nnoitora is espada 5, so he wins. Also, Kakashi doesn't need to take his mask off... Oro wouldn't like it anyways, because it's common knowledge that Kaka has a bushy mustache under the mask.

Q99
Orochimaru was sick and got jumped.

His abilities include- mile long extendo sword, turning into a gigantic many-headed snake, possessing people...

I mean, I think Kakashi's still the more useful, Kamui is great against tough foes, but don't take Sasuke's ganking him as the limits of his ability.

SSJGGogeta
Whaaaaaaaattt? Orochimaru was the one who attacked Sasuke. His sword only extends for a kilometer, not a mile, and it extends slower than my penis. The snake thing wouldn't do shit, as Kakashi would warp him so far under the ocean that he would instantly be compressed into a soccer ball. He can't "possess" people, unless they fall for his wit, witch Kakashi never would considering he's, as of Shippuden, battle hardened, arguably smarter than or as smart as Orochimaru, has Sharingan to read his moves before he makes them, and Genjutsu with his sharingan that has proven Oro's genjutsu to be a childs plaything several times in the past.

Kaka rapes, especially if he uses Kamui to warp Oro's brain out of his head, since Oro has no defense against that type of thing. Given time though, Oro would probably come up with a counter for Kamui, so Kaka would have to finish it quickly.

AuraAngel
Originally posted by SSJGGogeta
Whaaaaaaaattt? Orochimaru was the one who attacked Sasuke.

Kakashi would warp him so far under the ocean that he would instantly be compressed into a soccer ball.

Are you talking about the Chunin Exams? When Orochimaru was messing around?

How does Kakashi do that exactly?

ThorinWoofer
I wasn't aware Noitra and Grimmjow had a bankai?

TheTyrant
Team 2.

SSJGGogeta
@ AuraAngel: No, I'm talking about when Orochimaru trapped Sasuke in a genjutsu to steal his body and Sasuke easily reversed it and killed Orochimaru without getting a scratch.

Kakashi does it easily with Kamui, as he's already proven able to do when teleporting the entire Hachibi with little effort before the Jyuubi's bijuu bomb hit it, and Biju bombs move pretty fast. Porting Oro's snake thing would be just as easy, and he would just port it to the bottom of the ocean, where he would die in minutes(unless he thought of a reverse summoning, but even then, Kakashi could still kill him by porting his brain out of his head).

AuraAngel
Originally posted by SSJGGogeta
@ AuraAngel: No, I'm talking about when Orochimaru trapped Sasuke in a genjutsu to steal his body and Sasuke easily reversed it and killed Orochimaru without getting a scratch.

Kakashi does it easily with Kamui, as he's already proven able to do when teleporting the entire Hachibi with little effort before the Jyuubi's bijuu bomb hit it, and Biju bombs move pretty fast. Porting Oro's snake thing would be just as easy, and he would just port it to the bottom of the ocean, where he would die in minutes(unless he thought of a reverse summoning, but even then, Kakashi could still kill him by porting his brain out of his head).

Sasuke instigated the fight against a sick Orochimaru.

You're describing Kamui wrong. Kakashi can't pick the direction. If he is in the real world he sends it to Kamui world and vice versa. Likewise he can't just port someone's brain out of their skull because he has to be able to see the target. He can port the entire head of course but that is different from what you are suggesting.

TheTyrant
Originally posted by AuraAngel
He can port the entire head of course.
Based on what?

AuraAngel
Originally posted by TheTyrant
Based on what?

Porting the Gedo Mazo to make it lose it's arm. Doing the same with the Hachibi's tentacles.

SSJGGogeta
Originally posted by AuraAngel
Sasuke instigated the fight against a sick Orochimaru.

You're describing Kamui wrong. Kakashi can't pick the direction. If he is in the real world he sends it to Kamui world and vice versa. Likewise he can't just port someone's brain out of their skull because he has to be able to see the target. He can port the entire head of course but that is different from what you are suggesting.

Sasuke instigated the fight sure, but that was only because Orochimaru was going to steal his body soon since the three year limit was up. Sasuke still easily overpowered Orochimaru and easily reversed his strongest genjutsu without even flinching.

Kakashi' abilities haven't been completely explained yet. There are still some holes in their creation, as sometimes things he warps just disappear to never be found again, and sometimes they appear in random places. That's why Deidara found his arm that Kakashi warped. He can obviously control it though, as demonstrated when he warped the Hachibii right in front of the ten tails eye, and when he warped a small nail out of the air as it was coming very fast to his face to kill him. He might be able to warp someones brain out, but as you said, he can definitely warp their head off, which is just as effective.

AuraAngel
Originally posted by SSJGGogeta
Sasuke instigated the fight sure, but that was only because Orochimaru was going to steal his body soon since the three year limit was up. Sasuke still easily overpowered Orochimaru and easily reversed his strongest genjutsu without even flinching.

Kakashi' abilities haven't been completely explained yet. There are still some holes in their creation, as sometimes things he warps just disappear to never be found again, and sometimes they appear in random places. That's why Deidara found his arm that Kakashi warped. He can obviously control it though, as demonstrated when he warped the Hachibii right in front of the ten tails eye, and when he warped a small nail out of the air as it was coming very fast to his face to kill him. He might be able to warp someones brain out, but as you said, he can definitely warp their head off, which is just as effective.

Indeed. But Orochimaru was still undeniably sick and Sasuke later admits that if Orochimaru had been healthy he would have lost. Also Orochimaru's technique is not a genjutsu. Sasuke simply beat it with genjutsu.

They have been. Deidara's arm was torn off(what Kakashi ported in the anime was explicitly just a part of it that was connecting the arm to his shoulder). If that isn't the case the next person to see his arm was Tobi who can freely travel between the Kamui and real world. If Deidara's arm was sent there(and since Kamui only sends things one way that would be the case) then Tobi could get it back.

As for the Hachibi incident he ported the creature into the dimension before opening a portal to bring it back. If the technique just dropped it randomly then there would be no reason to use it. The nail similarly was sent to the Kamui world and because it was just a simple little nail we don't have to really see what happened to it(my guess is Obito stepped on it and became extra cranky that day).

TheTyrant
Originally posted by AuraAngel
Porting the Gedo Mazo to make it lose it's arm. Doing the same with the Hachibi's tentacles.

Scans or chapter? Only thing I recall is Obito preventing Kakashi from using Kamui on Gedo Mazo.

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