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Barker vs. Thoren

Judge: Bardock42 (that's me)

Render:

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa158/Bardock42/Planet2-1.png

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa158/Bardock42/silversurfercutoutcr1.png

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa158/Bardock42/Vegeta.png

You can use any of them, but at least one. And more than one will be considered favourably (that would be particularly good for you Thoren, after the incident earlier)

Criteria: Needs to be usable on KMC

Deadline: 4 days from now. That's 02:16 GMT+1 on the 22st of October. You do the maths!

Bonus: I'm not really into Vegeta, Planets or the Silver Surfer, but if I get aroused by your sig you'll also get extra points!!!


I'd say a most excellent thread for my first try!

Will be using 2nd of three. 13

http://media.egotvonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/train-wreck-1.jpg

Ahh

Deadline is on... Friday!!!

Go ahead, and drop the ball.

biscuits

If you guys would like longer, I don't mind. I don't even mind if Thoren minds.

I don't mind even if you mind that Thoren minds that I don't mind.

Alright, you did it, I am now equally negatively disposed towards the two of you!

huhu Not fair

**** both of you.


I could use a deadline by Monday.

I could use a dead Thoren by Monday.

That wouldn't be good, because I haven't signed over my life insurance policy or my inheritance over to my wife yet.

Sign it over to me

I've known you how long now? Probably longer than her

I've known her since I was 21. But only been dating/marriage since I was 26.

But I might know you better. Maybe

Why aren't we married then? ermmnone

Texas and Utah don't recognize our homo love? srug

****ing texas. disgust

****ing Utah. disgust

Originally posted by Barker
****ing thorinn. disgust

Originally posted by Barker
imgay

Originally posted by Thoren
imgay

Copycat.

ME AND BARKER NEED A JUDGE FOR OUR SIG DUEL TO END ALL SIG DUELS

Barker wins. Here, saved you some trouble.

Nah, he's never beaten me.

party

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa256/Thorin_bucket/bardockkmcsig.jpg

I win. 13

Beat that hotshot.

No uhuh

Dude if you don't submit an entry, I won't facetime with you. uhuh

I won't facetime with .... your wife if I do. biscuits

She said she'll set you up with one of her whore cousins if you ever come to town, and if only you submit an entry.

biscuits

Originally posted by Barker


Is that your entry? I'll go a-judgin' then!

Originally posted by Thoren
She said she'll set you up with one of her whore cousins if you ever come to town, and if only you submit an entry.

biscuits
Are they trailer trash? Whenever I hear cousin I think trash. uhuh
Originally posted by Bardock42
Is that your entry? I'll go a-judgin' then!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Well I got good news and bad news.

Good news, she doesn't live in a trailer.

Bad news, she is a bit trashy.

But she's never had a disease, and she's easy. biscuits

**** can I have 2 cousins then? Maybe then they'll equal one respectable girl haermm

How about her 17 year old sister?

Or is she 18 already? I forget. ermmhappy

Why are you trying to dump all these rednecks onto me..? noneermm

My wife is like only a quarter white. ermmnone

HY-03vYYAjA

Sig?

Oh yeah ****

Where the **** is bardock? He needs to in force the rules.

What rules? Dude still got a day to fail.

They don't get internet in Libya or wherever he lives.

Originally posted by Barker
They don't get internet in Libya or wherever he lives.

Actually we do, but we are currently celebrating, due to certain political news, in Libya or wherever I live.

Oh yeah, Gandalf died.

Originally posted by Barker
Oh yeah, Gandalf died.

He'll probably return though. As a white man.

Originally posted by Bardock42
He'll probably return though. As a white man. And rule the world probably. 13

13roll

Will do this probably at 3 right after art and right before I head home for the weekend.

I know/don't if that's late ~13rollsrughaermmnone~

yawn At least I entered

jockey

baka

Someone wake that lazy German.

I thought he was Liberian

Gandalf or Bardock?

Relax, relax...my judgement today:

You will hear my judgement tomorrow.

It is declared

In the year of our lord 2011, Bardock did delay judgement on my soul for a period of 24 hours, giving me time to repent and reflect on my life.

I saw Footloose with my wife, I am very ashamed.

You should be, WTF man.

She threw a ***** fit. srug

Ghey#!

Originally posted by Prof. X
Ghey#!
ermmhappy

Barker:

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa158/Bardock42/silver-surfer.jpg

It's a very cool sig, and I approve of the use of two of the renders I gave. The background I don't like as much and it feels like it's not all perfectly going together.

Thoren:

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa158/Bardock42/bardockkmcsig.jpg

I really like the background in this one, looks great. And I think the spaceship is a nice addition. I like having a clearer view of the planet. But what's with the writing, why is there some writing in space? On top of it, you can't even read it.


Disregarding everything I said earlier, I'll just decide by gut-feeling, like a very bad cop might do, and give it to Thoren.

Congratulations, you win nothing...

jw00t

131wank

Pwnt. 13

Was that the duel to end all duels? Because I don't think anyone besides Bardock and us knew about it. haermm

Oh.

Well I guess we could have advertised all over the forum, but I doubt anybody would care. srug

EVERYONE WOULD CARE.

Originally posted by Barker
Was that the duel to end all duels? Because I don't think anyone besides Bardock and us knew about it. haermm

Wait...you guys had a duel?

I prefer to call it an orgy.

Sex orgy?

More like sex orgy, amirite?

Well you ain't wrong!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!

Was this ever judged? noneermm

Yeah I won. 13

13roll

I just ordered Battlestar Galactica season 3. jockey

Why noneermm

It's like ****ing awesome dude. ermmnone

ermmnone Is it?

Originally posted by Thoren
It's like ****ing awesome dude. ermmnone

Word on the street is that Season 3 is exactly where it stops being awesome.

Originally posted by Barker
ermmnone Is it? Yes. ermmnoneOriginally posted by Bardock42
Word on the street is that Season 3 is exactly where it stops being awesome. Obviously the street was lying.

Originally posted by Thoren
Yes. ermmnone Obviously the street was lying.

I'm gonna take the street and punch the shit out of it for making me look like a fool!

ermmhappy

Originally posted by Bardock42
I'm gonna take the street and punch the shit out of it for making me look like a fool! That's hot!

Toasting

Another duel?

Can we please?

Yes I think we can?

This will be what, Thoren Bowl XXXVII?

More like Barker World Series 2011, best 5 out of 7?

Oh shit nigga

DOO WHOP!! BUP BUP DO WHOP!

Suddenly Baka

DERP

I forgot what was on the last page crackers

Me too. link-rape

Originally posted by Barker
I forgot what was on the last page crackers

Was it your embarrassing defeat...or was that a page before?

weep

Wtfpwnt... haermm

Remember the good old days, when KMC would come out to duel?

They all moved on, and left us at the top.

I feel like I cheated death

you know

It's because you're a spirit father Lolz

haermm what

The Indian in you demands blood

The me in 2D girl demands more. biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits

The you in 2D girl wishes it were more. biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits

uhuh huhu uhuh huhu uhuh huhu uhuh huhu uhuh

haermm

Thoren Thoren Thoren Thoren Thoren Thoren Thoren Thoren Thoren Thoren Thoren Thoren Thoren

Supernatural....watch it.

Make me

I'll due more than make you.

ermmnone What haermm

I'll make it your lifestyle. biscuits

Seriously wtf haermm

What were we talking about? ermmnone

I don't know. ermmnone

I made an art in class about my first kiss and now I don't think I'll ever date 2D girl. noneermm

****ing loser! haermm

weep

Shouldn't have made weird art. ermmnone

I thought I was being funny. noneermm

But NO ONE else in class did anything remotely close to love at all except me. ermmnone

Hmm you should just do the opposite of what you would normally do. ermmnone

I'm sorry, Thorn, I'm afraid I can't do that.

If you wanted to satisfy sexual curiosities then you should.

Seriously Barker, get a girlfriend. noneermm ermmnone

Don't put words in your mouth.

I'd like to put my words in her mouth..

Is that what the kids are calling it these days? ermmnone



Put all the way in til she gags. shifty

Heh heh YEAH, choke dat *****. biscuits

Just don't kill her. ermmnone

ermmnone

Oops.

Nigga I cried for all those days you were gone.


ermmnone

KMC was completely off my mind. ermmsad

Did you get a girlfriend or something?

Went to Chicago for a few days. srug

A poor mans Nuevo York

Have you been to the west side.. never again. ermmsad

I've been there before, but I was drunk.

Did you really? There was traffic on the highway so we said **** it and drove down Cicero to get to where we were going and I swear to god I thought we were going to die. haermm

Yep.

I was going to Madison Wisconsin, and had a layover in Chicago, and then the flight was cancelled due to bad weather, so me, Jessica, and her family had drinks at the bar in the Air Port, and we got so plowed, I don't even remember getting on our new flight at 4AM lol.

haermm

I guess you could say the roads weren't the only thing that got plowed that night xD

Nope. She still won't tell me what fully happened. Her and her mom aren't real good drinkers so they stopped at like two beers. Only thing I really remember is starting a drinking game with her dad and uncle Lolz.