Barker vs. Thoren

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Bardock42
Barker vs. Thoren

Judge: Bardock42 (that's me)

Render:

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa158/Bardock42/Planet2-1.png

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa158/Bardock42/silversurfercutoutcr1.png

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa158/Bardock42/Vegeta.png

You can use any of them, but at least one. And more than one will be considered favourably (that would be particularly good for you Thoren, after the incident earlier)

Criteria: Needs to be usable on KMC

Deadline: 4 days from now. That's 02:16 GMT+1 on the 22st of October. You do the maths!

Bonus: I'm not really into Vegeta, Planets or the Silver Surfer, but if I get aroused by your sig you'll also get extra points!!!


I'd say a most excellent thread for my first try!

Thoren
Will be using 2nd of three. 13

Barker
http://media.egotvonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/train-wreck-1.jpg

Thoren
Ahh

Barker
Deadline is on... Friday!!!

Thoren
Go ahead, and drop the ball.

biscuits

Bardock42
If you guys would like longer, I don't mind. I don't even mind if Thoren minds.

Barker
I don't mind even if you mind that Thoren minds that I don't mind.

Bardock42
Alright, you did it, I am now equally negatively disposed towards the two of you!

Barker
huhu Not fair

Thoren
**** both of you.


I could use a deadline by Monday.

Barker
I could use a dead Thoren by Monday.

Thoren
That wouldn't be good, because I haven't signed over my life insurance policy or my inheritance over to my wife yet.

Barker
Sign it over to me

I've known you how long now? Probably longer than her

Thoren
I've known her since I was 21. But only been dating/marriage since I was 26.

But I might know you better. Maybe

Barker
Why aren't we married then? ermmnone

Thoren
Texas and Utah don't recognize our homo love? srug

Barker
****ing texas. disgust

Thoren
****ing Utah. disgust

Barker
Originally posted by Barker
****ing thorinn. disgust

Thoren
Originally posted by Barker
imgay

Barker
Originally posted by Thoren
imgay

Thoren
Copycat.

Barker
ME AND BARKER NEED A JUDGE FOR OUR SIG DUEL TO END ALL SIG DUELS

Bardock42
Barker wins. Here, saved you some trouble.

Thoren
Nah, he's never beaten me.

Barker
party

Thoren
http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa256/Thorin_bucket/bardockkmcsig.jpg

I win. 13

Barker

Thoren
Beat that hotshot.

Barker
No uhuh

Thoren
Dude if you don't submit an entry, I won't facetime with you. uhuh

Barker
I won't facetime with .... your wife if I do. biscuits

Thoren
She said she'll set you up with one of her whore cousins if you ever come to town, and if only you submit an entry.

biscuits

Bardock42
Originally posted by Barker


Is that your entry? I'll go a-judgin' then!

Barker
Originally posted by Thoren
She said she'll set you up with one of her whore cousins if you ever come to town, and if only you submit an entry.

biscuits
Are they trailer trash? Whenever I hear cousin I think trash. uhuh
Originally posted by Bardock42
Is that your entry? I'll go a-judgin' then!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Thoren
Well I got good news and bad news.

Good news, she doesn't live in a trailer.

Bad news, she is a bit trashy.

But she's never had a disease, and she's easy. biscuits

Barker
**** can I have 2 cousins then? Maybe then they'll equal one respectable girl haermm

Thoren
How about her 17 year old sister?

Or is she 18 already? I forget. ermmhappy

Barker
Why are you trying to dump all these rednecks onto me..? noneermm

Thoren
My wife is like only a quarter white. ermmnone

Barker
HY-03vYYAjA

Thoren
no expression

Barker
smile

Thoren
Sig?

Barker
Oh yeah ****

Thoren
Where the **** is bardock? He needs to in force the rules.

Bardock42
What rules? Dude still got a day to fail.

Barker
They don't get internet in Libya or wherever he lives.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Barker
They don't get internet in Libya or wherever he lives.

Actually we do, but we are currently celebrating, due to certain political news, in Libya or wherever I live.

Barker
Oh yeah, Gandalf died.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Barker
Oh yeah, Gandalf died.

He'll probably return though. As a white man.

Thoren
Originally posted by Bardock42
He'll probably return though. As a white man. And rule the world probably. 13

Barker
13roll

Will do this probably at 3 right after art and right before I head home for the weekend.

I know/don't if that's late ~13rollsrughaermmnone~

Barker
yawn At least I entered

Thoren
jockey

Barker
baka

Thoren
Someone wake that lazy German.

Barker
I thought he was Liberian

Thoren
Gandalf or Bardock?

Bardock42
Relax, relax...my judgement today:

You will hear my judgement tomorrow.

It is declared

Barker
In the year of our lord 2011, Bardock did delay judgement on my soul for a period of 24 hours, giving me time to repent and reflect on my life.

Thoren
I saw Footloose with my wife, I am very ashamed.

Barker
You should be, WTF man.

Thoren
She threw a ***** fit. srug

Prof. X
Ghey#!

Barker
Originally posted by Prof. X
Ghey#!
ermmhappy

Bardock42
Barker:

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa158/Bardock42/silver-surfer.jpg

It's a very cool sig, and I approve of the use of two of the renders I gave. The background I don't like as much and it feels like it's not all perfectly going together.

Thoren:

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa158/Bardock42/bardockkmcsig.jpg

I really like the background in this one, looks great. And I think the spaceship is a nice addition. I like having a clearer view of the planet. But what's with the writing, why is there some writing in space? On top of it, you can't even read it.


Disregarding everything I said earlier, I'll just decide by gut-feeling, like a very bad cop might do, and give it to Thoren.

Congratulations, you win nothing...

Thoren
jw00t

Barker
131wank

Thoren
Pwnt. 13

Barker
Was that the duel to end all duels? Because I don't think anyone besides Bardock and us knew about it. haermm

Thoren
Oh.

Well I guess we could have advertised all over the forum, but I doubt anybody would care. srug

Barker
EVERYONE WOULD CARE.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Barker
Was that the duel to end all duels? Because I don't think anyone besides Bardock and us knew about it. haermm

Wait...you guys had a duel?

Barker
I prefer to call it an orgy.

Thoren
Sex orgy?

Barker
More like sex orgy, amirite?

Thoren
Well you ain't wrong!

Barker
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!

Was this ever judged? noneermm

Thoren
Yeah I won. 13

Barker
13roll

Thoren
I just ordered Battlestar Galactica season 3. jockey

Barker
Why noneermm

Thoren
It's like ****ing awesome dude. no expression ermmnone

Barker
ermmnone Is it?

Bardock42
Originally posted by Thoren
It's like ****ing awesome dude. no expression ermmnone

Word on the street is that Season 3 is exactly where it stops being awesome.

Thoren
Originally posted by Barker
ermmnone Is it? Yes. ermmnoneOriginally posted by Bardock42
Word on the street is that Season 3 is exactly where it stops being awesome. Obviously the street was lying.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Thoren
Yes. ermmnone Obviously the street was lying.

I'm gonna take the street and punch the shit out of it for making me look like a fool!

Barker
ermmhappy

Thoren
Originally posted by Bardock42
I'm gonna take the street and punch the shit out of it for making me look like a fool! That's hot!

Barker
Toasting

Thoren
Another duel?

Barker
Can we please?

Thoren
Yes I think we can?

Barker
This will be what, Thoren Bowl XXXVII?

Thoren
More like Barker World Series 2011, best 5 out of 7?

Barker
Oh shit nigga

BakaXero
DOO WHOP!! BUP BUP DO WHOP!

Barker
Suddenly Baka

Thoren
DERP

Barker
I forgot what was on the last page crackers

Thoren
Me too. link-rape

Bardock42
Originally posted by Barker
I forgot what was on the last page crackers

Was it your embarrassing defeat...or was that a page before?

Barker
weep

Thoren
Wtfpwnt... haermm

Barker
Remember the good old days, when KMC would come out to duel?

Thoren
They all moved on, and left us at the top.

Barker
I feel like I cheated death

you know

Thoren
It's because you're a spirit father Lolz

Barker
haermm what

Thoren
The Indian in you demands blood

Barker
The me in 2D girl demands more. biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits

Thoren
The you in 2D girl wishes it were more. biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits

Barker
uhuh huhu uhuh huhu uhuh huhu uhuh huhu uhuh

Thoren
haermm

Barker
Thoren Thoren Thoren Thoren Thoren Thoren Thoren Thoren Thoren Thoren Thoren Thoren Thoren

Thoren
Supernatural....watch it.

Barker
Make me

Thoren
I'll due more than make you.

Barker
ermmnone What haermm

Thoren
I'll make it your lifestyle. biscuits

Barker
Seriously wtf haermm

Thoren
What were we talking about? ermmnone

Barker
I don't know. ermmnone

I made an art in class about my first kiss and now I don't think I'll ever date 2D girl. noneermm

Thoren
****ing loser! haermm

Barker
weep

Thoren
Shouldn't have made weird art. ermmnone

Barker
I thought I was being funny. noneermm

But NO ONE else in class did anything remotely close to love at all except me. ermmnone

Thoren
Hmm you should just do the opposite of what you would normally do. ermmnone

Barker
I'm sorry, Thorn, I'm afraid I can't do that.

Thoren
If you wanted to satisfy sexual curiosities then you should.

Barker
Seriously Barker, get a girlfriend. noneermm ermmnone

Thoren
Don't put words in your mouth. no expression

Barker
I'd like to put my words in her mouth.. shifty

no expression

Thoren
Is that what the kids are calling it these days? ermmnone



Put all the way in til she gags. shifty

Barker
Heh heh YEAH, choke dat *****. biscuits

Thoren
Just don't kill her. ermmnone

Barker
ermmnone

Oops.

Thoren
Nigga I cried for all those days you were gone.


ermmnone

Barker
KMC was completely off my mind. ermmsad

Thoren
Did you get a girlfriend or something?

Barker
Went to Chicago for a few days. srug

Thoren
A poor mans Nuevo York

Barker
Have you been to the west side.. never again. ermmsad

Thoren
I've been there before, but I was drunk.

Barker
Did you really? There was traffic on the highway so we said **** it and drove down Cicero to get to where we were going and I swear to god I thought we were going to die. haermm

Thoren
Yep.

I was going to Madison Wisconsin, and had a layover in Chicago, and then the flight was cancelled due to bad weather, so me, Jessica, and her family had drinks at the bar in the Air Port, and we got so plowed, I don't even remember getting on our new flight at 4AM lol.

Barker
haermm

I guess you could say the roads weren't the only thing that got plowed that night xD

Thoren
Nope. She still won't tell me what fully happened. Her and her mom aren't real good drinkers so they stopped at like two beers. Only thing I really remember is starting a drinking game with her dad and uncle Lolz.

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