Aunt May vs. Albert Goldman

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Impediment
Loving Aunt May from Spider-Man 2 against drag queen Albert Goldman from the Birdcage.

May has her umbrella and Albert has his purse.

Fight takes place in a Macy's store. Both have seen a hat that they MUST have, but is the last one available.

Sissy fight by knockout. Who wins?

Robtard
Aunt May, she had some spunk in her still (whacking Doc Ock in the face), while Albert only had spunk on him certain nights.

Sadako of Girth
I do not know of this Goldman fella, therefore I cannot participate any further..

Impediment
Not only have you not seen Unleashed, but you haven't seen the Birdcage?!

You make me sad. sad

Robtard
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I do not know of this Goldman fella, therefore I cannot participate any further..

The puff in the pink.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV18EEzj9Co&feature=related

Impediment
I believe it's "poof". That's British slang for poo pusher, right?

A f@g is a cigarette.

The Nuul
Its more Aussie slang than Brit.

Poofter.

Sadako of Girth
Nah Poof is indeed a British slang.
We invented the aussies, and that word too, most likely.
It was probably invented to describe Jason Donovan.


Thanks Robtard.

My moneys on May then.

Robtard
It should also be noted that in that particular scene, Albert was doing his best to be a "manly man."

Movie's worth a watch, Hank Azaria does one of his best roles in it. Agador Spartacus!

Impediment
Gene Hackman was awesome as the ultra conservative republican snob. He did great.

Sadako of Girth
Hackman is rarely anything less than 100% quality.

Robtard
Originally posted by Impediment
Gene Hackman was awesome as the ultra conservative republican snob. He did great.

"He's Jewish...?" In the context of that scene. I lol every time.

Impediment
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Hackman is rarely anything less than 100% quality.

Three words, mate: Hackman in drag.

Epic win.

Sadako of Girth
Huh? What was that in?

Impediment
The Birdcage.

See it soon! Also Unleashed.

Sadako of Girth
Okey doke. Cheers. I will.

Robtard
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Huh? What was that in?

Just checked; extratorrent.com has one copy with a decent amount of seeders.

Search for "The Birdcage" and enjoy the lulz over a cup of tea.

Sadako of Girth
Cheers. Sounds a little left of field by its imdb description for sure.
Definitely was "Hackmans in THIS?" shock when I read it lol Highly rated too. DLing.

Impediment
Prepare to laugh balls.

It's an awesome comedy.

Sadako of Girth
Cool. Cheers.. smile

Is unleashed the jet li movie, btw?

Impediment
Yep. It's an amazing performance by Li. He broke through as an actor.

the ninjak
Aunt May would beat the crap out of Goldman for a good while with the umbrella.

But after a minute of crying Goldman goes wild and slaps her to death.

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