If you had a dollar for every male or female you've had sex with, what would you buy?

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Mairuzu
MMMMM?????

LanceWindu
6 packages of M&M's.

steverules_2
Does my right hand count?

Ax3l
A ****ing canoe that I made my ****ing self.

Just to sail myself down that old lonesome river.

OR

A dollars worth of coins.

Thoren
I'd only have $9. no expression

Kharhmah
I dont think I'd be able to buy a lot for 63 pence.

Ooh, actually.. I'd get three bonfire lollies and three penny sweets. =3

dadudemon
I'll do "this" first....




I'd be able to buy this:

http://most-expensive.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/expensive-yacht-lady-moura.jpg

estahuh

Ax3l
You'd be able to buy a broken image!?

dadudemon
Originally posted by Ax3l
You'd be able to buy a broken image!?

It works on my computer, just fine. Also, you can just see the title of the image from the website that it is taken from to get an idea of what it is.


You could just copy and paste the link, as well. There's still hope for you.

Ax3l
It worked right after I posted that message.

My laziness factor has jumped to new levels!

dadudemon
Hey Axel, can I borrow a dollar?


HAAAAAAAAAA!


no expression

Ax3l
You may not! I need it to buy breath mints out of the vending machine.

Gotta start working for that second dollar.

Amirite, fellas?

I meant ladies.

dadudemon
Originally posted by Ax3l
You may not! I need it to buy breath mints out of the vending machine.

Gotta start working for that second dollar.

Amirite, fellas?

I meant ladies.

You know, it would have been more awesome had you ended it with "I mint ladies." The tie-in. no expression

Ax3l
I'm not into that kind of gross-out humor, sir.

Mairuzu
I'd go on a raping spree. Become Billionare.

immaturerainbow
I wouldn't get much :/ What can I get with five dollars?

Mairuzu
5 preggo tests at the 99 cent store you little hoe

immaturerainbow
Originally posted by Mairuzu
5 preggo tests at the 99 cent store you little hoe
*Ho
I think I'll buy an energy drink, and a bag of sunflower seeds.

Cherrywild
A pack of american spirits.

My sex life reduced to a pack of cigarettes.

Cherrywild
Though, you know when you dig a ton of change out of your cup holder...? I think I could probably buy a carton with that.

Impediment
A Blu-ray/DVD for $25 or less.

I'm such a whore.

AsbestosFlaygon
Samsung Galaxy Y

AbnormalButSane
a pack of gum

Ax3l
I'd be the king of Dollar General.

dadudemon
The General, even.

Ax3l
Buster Keaton flick?

One of my favorites!

Also, the more I read your reply, the funnier it gets.

Thoren
$9.00

I'd get 4 tacos from jack in the box=$1.98
an Arnold Palmer sweet tea/lemonade=$.99
a mcdouble with no onions=$1.00
a toblerone=$1.69
cheetos puffs=$.99
a two pack of condoms=$3.99

Oh it seems I went over my limit. I'll just borrow from future transactions.

AsbestosFlaygon
Originally posted by Thoren
$9.00

I'd get 4 tacos from jack in the box=$1.98
an Arnold Palmer sweet tea/lemonade=$.99
a mcdouble with no onions=$1.00
a toblerone=$1.69
cheetos puffs=$.99
a two pack of condoms=$3.99


Damn... Are you from the US? Those prices are dirt cheap!

Toblerone is like the whole $9 in my place.

Mairuzu
Originally posted by immaturerainbow
*Ho
I think I'll buy an energy drink, and a bag of sunflower seeds.

*Hoe on the fact that you dig weed.

Kelly_Bean
I don't know what I'd buy with $5.00 but I guess I'd buy some serious junk food (like chocolate). Or $5.00 worth of gas for my car. xD

StarCraft2
somewhere 33 dollars... hmm...

I would use that to buy gas full tank

Ax3l
A Song on iTunes.

Barker
I'd invest it in a $2 stock. crackers

Thoren
Originally posted by Barker
I'd donate to the Obama campaign crackers

no expression

Dave_97
a couple of shots at the bar.

Originally posted by immaturerainbow
I wouldn't get much :/ What can I get with five dollars? (while dating kodak, and he wasnt one of them)

im allowed to make that joke because you're dead to me. big grin

Barker
Originally posted by Thoren
no expression
131wank

NeoGills
I had only $13
but i would buy an iPhone...

Astner
Different people? Well, what can I get for four bucks? Ice cream?

rotiart
I'd use my six bucks to get a three pack of for her Trojans.
And if there was enough left... Some pineapple juice... ;-)

lord xyz
Weed. big grin

mikeydude
Id buy a pack of peach rings and a sweet tea from the dollar store.

DeNiro
Prolly like something to eat

ADarksideJedi
Not sure.

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