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+ Watched some movies with my girlfriend.
+ Ate a savage lunch

- Had a mild headache
- Forgot to get some downloads.

+had a fun day at work
+got paid

-was really horny all morning
-didnt get to see all the bruins game

+ +/- thread on KMC
- -/+ thread was left out.

+ My fiancee's dad told me today that I'm truly his son-in-law and he accepts me.

- Daughter has been a cranky butthead all day.

+ Bought Skyrim
+ Playing Skyrim
+ Picked up a sack of chronic

- no rollies

- Did nothing of worth
- Get to stay at work overnight to work on a project the upper management did not give us enough time on
- No 2D girl
- Posted in a duplicate thread

+ Nutritionist cleared me for surgery
+ Added $40 to my green dot Visa so I can buy a shirt online
+ My brother is home from the hospital, hopefully for good.

-James only posted 3 videos today because of youtube processing errors :'(
-Seamus only posted 6 videos due to the same reason :'(
- Have to wait a day or two to be able to use said $40 :'(

+ Sexy time with the fiancee.
+ Found awesome new apps for my Android.
+ My son cut his 2nd tooth today.

- Woke up with the need to vomit. Thankfully it didn't last throughout the day.
- Nothing good on TV.
- Had to read about ACDC Chick complaining some douches only posted 9 videos on YouTube.

seriously, what the **** is your problem with me?
i thought we were on good terms but it seems like you hate me, man
what the hell did i do to you?

Originally posted by LanceWindu

- Had to read about ACDC Chick complaining some douches only posted 9 videos on YouTube.

Did you though? Did you have to? Really?

+Spend time with my husband]
+Day off from work
+Played with my cat (teddy)

-it is too cold outside where I live
-have alittle bit of a headache
-has to go back to work tomorrow

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
seriously, what the **** is your problem with me?
i thought we were on good terms but it seems like you hate me, man
what the hell did i do to you?

0.o That was nothing more than a joke negative. o.0

Who has the time to watch 9 videos from only 2 youtubers a day?

If any of my subscriptions upload more than a couple I get backlogged.

I should add that I am subscribed to over 50 channels.... although not all of them post regularly.

SSoHPKC (aka Seamus) uploads at least 10 videos a day when youtube isn't being a dick haermm
UberHaxorNova (aka James) does close to that on a good day bu they're spread out throughout the day
it's not even difficult to do when you're a lazy ass like me haermm
no job, no school, i wake up really early in the morning, get like six vids from each of them in before i have to do stuff like take my mom to doctor's appointments and such

Originally posted by LanceWindu
0.o That was nothing more than a joke negative. o.0
it just seems that nowadays everything you have to say to/about me is negative

Isn't there a thread like this already?

Originally posted by Thoren
Isn't there a thread like this already?
this one has a nicer title coot
+/-

+bought a new wool coat and scarf
+finally getting cold enough to wear said items
+baked delicious cookies and the house smells like christmas

-feel a bit sickly

+I got to go home from work early today.
+I bought the complete series of "Samurai Champloo" on DVD for only $20 at a pawn shop.
+I have the house all to myself.

-I HAD to leave work early, since there was no more work to do, and I like to get as many hours as I can.

Originally posted by Impediment
+I got to go home from work early today.
+I bought the complete series of "Samurai Champloo" on DVD for only $20 at a pawn shop.
+I have the house all to myself.

-I HAD to leave work early, since there was no more work to do, and I like to get as many hours as I can.

+ Woke up and didn't feel tired at all today, actually wanted to get out of bed
+ Water pressure supposedly to get fixed at my apartment today
+ 3 hour RAW
+ The Rock and Mick Foley are going to be on
+ Only a 10 minute talk with my professor instead of art class today
+ Going to get pizza from 5 buck pizza at 5:30
+ Got a shitload of overtime last weekend and still have almost 30 vacation hours to use
+ Made my coffee perfect this morning
+ Remembered Granny Smith apples are awesome
+ Going to work on some projects tonight while watching wrestling
+ Starting a new "get healthy" initiative (eating right, running, working out, etc) for the 900th time
+ Thanksgiving is next week
+ Black Friday is next week
+ I'm going to say **** bills and buy some shit because I have a student loan coming in
+ Chargers are sucking, so Norv and AJ may finally get fired
+ Da Bears are wrecking shit
+ Bears, Niners, and Texans are my temporary playoff teams while the Chargers are sucking
+ Chargers are still my #1 team, **** you
+ Might smoke with my roommate tonight while doing all this

- Dropped my apples last night, so they're all bruised
- srug, I'm really upbeat right now which is really unBarkerlike

+ I prayed for barker to be happy
- The prayer came true

+got picked up from my husband at work since I was too tired to walk home

+he cheered me up after a bad day at work(will not say how but it did work!)

-had to confont a group of guys who was visting the states from Germany about not drinking beer or wine outside where I work(they drank in there party bus instead!)

-Somehow my ex friend found out about the halloween party that was held last month that I did not brother to tell her about since we were not talking and we both got written up by the nightmanger because we were having a fight about it (a word fight not a fist fight)

- When I was 11 I made a solemn wish for a guy named Thoren to register on a site called KMC
- I registered on the same site two years later
- I also wished for roller blades
- I never got them

haermm

Schaub is a **** qb

Don't hate because the Texans have a better record. mhm

I'd kill that guy.

Why? He's the GOAT

+ My shirt shipped today.
+ Ordered pizza for the first time online successfully. haermm
- Had a headache earlier.
- Learned that I need one more doctor's appointment before my insurance is cleared for surgery when I thought I didn't need anymore. :'(

Originally posted by Barker
Why? He's the GOAT What?

Greatest of all time

-HIV

negative is not necessarily a bad thing

Originally posted by Barker
Greatest of all time But who is he?

The current WWE champ crackers

+ After today, I only have one more single player trophy to get for GTA IV on PS3.
- It's the ****ing 200 pigeons trophy.

+ I'm eating nachos.
- I already know I'm going to overeat and my stomach will be upset later.

Originally posted by Barker
The current WWE champ crackers I don't watch wrestling anymore. crackers

Originally posted by Barker
Schaub is a **** qb
Norv sucks balls

+ they played Ashtray Heart on the radio on my way to work
+ i got to work on time

- still haven't found a way to kill Barker and his minions yet
- wife is in feverish anticipation of the upcoming "Twillight-Movie
- urges me to take her to see the ****ing movie

Originally posted by Thoren
I don't watch wrestling anymore. crackers
uhuhOriginally posted by Mr. Bacon
Norv sucks balls
uhuh
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
+ they played Ashtray Heart on the radio on my way to work
+ i got to work on time

- still haven't found a way to kill Barker and his minions yet
- wife is in feverish anticipation of the upcoming "Twillight-Movie
- urges me to take her to see the ****ing movie
uhuh

Wrestling suck nowadays.

pWdd6_ZxX8c

That movie sucks.

nBTaI83i6HI

haermm

HAERMM NOT MY SIG
HAERMM NOT MY SIG

+Barker
-Barker


ermmnone

+ 13
-herb

Originally posted by Barker
+ xyz
- black guy cheated on 2D girl, but convinced her "he can change"

biscuits

Am I the only one who thought: +/- → -|+ → {-|+} → {L|R}, when I saw this thread?

That's the basis for surreal numbers for those who didn't get it. That's what happens when you spend all your time reading about interesting things, you become socially impaired.

Oh well, let's see.

+: I discovered "Xtreme spicy sour cream & onion Pringles."
+: I'm having crayfish for dinner.

-: I'm bored.

+ practically done my Christmas shopping, which I love doing
+ watching Home Alone and enjoying it

- have to return to work tomorrow

-I'm separated from my wife now.
-She is likely to take our house, and cars.
-I'm now living with my cousin and his overly sexual gf.

+Starting a new job that will pay awesomely, and will get an apartment soon.

Originally posted by Thoren
-I'm separated from my wife now.
-She is likely to take our house, and cars.
-I'm now living with my cousin and his overly sexual gf.

+Starting a new job that will pay awesomely, and will get an apartment soon.

Why are you separated from her?

+ I made some awesome chicken parmesan for an early lunch.

- Both kids are sick with a cold. The oldest had to stay home from school, so I'm stuck here with them both.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
+ I made some awesome chicken parmesan for an early lunch.

- Both kids are sick with a cold. The oldest had to stay home from school, so I'm stuck here with them both.

You don't like spending time with them?

Originally posted by Bardock42
You don't like spending time with them?

I do, but I can't go anywhere with both of them at home and their mom at work. Since one is in a wheelchair and the other one can't walk yet, I can't easily load them up in the vehicle and go to the store.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Why are you separated from her? Some crap about her parents. They're getting divorced, I made a joke about it, she hasn't gotten over it.

I do realize we married way too soon, but I'm glad we separated now, then in the future where kids might be involved.

Originally posted by Thoren
Some crap about her parents. They're getting divorced, I made a joke about it, she hasn't gotten over it.

I do realize we married way too soon, but I'm glad we separated now, then in the future where kids might be involved.

...that's so sudden...you talked about her positively like a couple days ago.

Was the joke good?

I told the joke last Sunday, and she got super pissed. Nobody knew it was about her parents but us, I wasn't even aware she heard it.

Things calmed down a bit during the week, but she told her sister what I said and her stupid sister made an even bigger deal out of it. Her parents got all pissed too and we've been fighting since thanksgiving. Then all the shit blew up last night and she threw me out.

+Received a 97% on my analysis exam
-I have a crapload of homework to finish.

Originally posted by Thoren
I told the joke last Sunday, and she got super pissed. Nobody knew it was about her parents but us, I wasn't even aware she heard it.

Things calmed down a bit during the week, but she told her sister what I said and her stupid sister made an even bigger deal out of it. Her parents got all pissed too and we've been fighting since thanksgiving. Then all the shit blew up last night and she threw me out.

What was the joke

+ It's our 5th anniversary.

- We didn't do anything for it. Again.

Originally posted by Kharhmah
+ It's our 5th anniversary.

- We didn't do anything for it. Again.

How many fifth anniversaries have you two had?

Originally posted by Bardock42
How many fifth anniversaries have you two had?
Just the one, smarty pants.

tongue

+ Wrasslin tonight
- Felt like shit all day
- Spaghetti as usual
- Looking like 8-4 classes MWF next semester
- Chargers are shit
+ Norv is a lame duck
+ I made Kramer haermm today

Originally posted by Bardock42
What was the joke Doesn't sound funny written down, but basically I noted the similarities between life long loves, and the balls of a cow.

That sounds like an anti-divorce joke.

It's sort of funny (probably not to your wife though) how the parents' divorce is likely leading to their daughter's divorce

Originally posted by Thoren
Some crap about her parents. They're getting divorced, I made a joke about it, she hasn't gotten over it.

I do realize we married way too soon, but I'm glad we separated now, then in the future where kids might be involved.

Your wife separated from you because of an inappropriate joke?

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Your wife separated from you because of an inappropriate joke? Nah, it's more complicated than that.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Your wife separated from you because of an inappropriate joke?

It was sort of the Holocaust of jokes...

Should a German be mentioning the Holocaust? ermmnone

what

Thors: I am only reading one side of it but I get the impression your wife is mean/grumpy all the time.


Originally posted by Bardock42
It was sort of the Holocaust of jokes...

Then that joke must have been hilarious.

I'm losing my patience when it comes to random old people on the street.

This morning I'm standing at the traffic lights, pushed the walk button & waited for the lights to change. An old lady standing behind me starts complaining to a stranger that I'm standing in the way & she can't press the button. I politely explain that I've already pressed the button. She takes a step back in fear like I've threatened her. Both she & the stranger give me the evil eye.
WTF?

Literally five minutes later, walking down the road, a car pulls over to park. An old lady hops out & asks me if I can help her take her groceries into her house.

Old people don't know what to make of me sometimes.

Did you help the old lady take her groceries in the house?

One day, you will be old...and you will need someone to help.


And I find the immature approach to grumpy old people to be the best. Next time an old person makes a passive aggressive comment that was clearly intended for you to hear, look them right in the face and stick your tongue out. Wiggle your tongue around. Keep doing it for as long as they will look.

An alternative to that is to bark at them...like a dog. Work on your dog barking skills. Work in some growls, randomly, to your barks.

Try both at the same time for herds.

+ Went for run yesterday
+ Said run didn't suck
+ Art today
+ I get paid on friday
- Bills

Originally posted by dadudemon
Did you help the old lady take her groceries in the house?

One day, you will be old...and you will need someone to help.


And I find the immature approach to grumpy old people to be the best. Next time an old person makes a passive aggressive comment that was clearly intended for you to hear, look them right in the face and stick your tongue out. Wiggle your tongue around. Keep doing it for as long as they will look.

An alternative to that is to bark at them...like a dog. Work on your dog barking skills. Work in some growls, randomly, to your barks.

Try both at the same time for herds.

That's the thing...I used to have alot of patience & respect for old people. Hell, I used to in a nursing home & I got along with the residents better than I did with the staff.

About a year & a half ago I moved to a suburb where a lot of old people live. It's a small suburb that has 4 medical centres & literally every block of shops has at least 3 pharmacies to cater for their medical needs.

This morning I went to the local supermarket & this old bag with a shopping cart decides to stop halfway through the entrance & read her paper.
No one could pass.
I cleared my throat & said, "Excuse, do you mind moving out of the way?"
She takes one look at me & tells me I should go back to my own country.
WTF?

+ New video games!
- Apartment almost caught fire.

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
This morning I went to the local supermarket & this old bag with a shopping cart decides to stop halfway through the entrance & read her paper.
No one could pass.
I cleared my throat & said, "Excuse, do you mind moving out of the way?"
She takes one look at me & tells me I should go back to my own country.
WTF?

I'm telling you, barking would be a much better solution than engaging in dialogue. If you barked at her, she would not only sh*t her diaper, she would quickly get out of that way. User your ethnic powers for evil.

- Got funny looks again whilst wearing my hood in town.
+ A cashier was actually nice and asked me where I got it.

- My earphones broke almost as soon as I got into town.
+ I got two more pairs.

- Almost fainted on the bus coming home, had to stop myself. Felt ****ing awful.
- Got a headache straight after.

+ Got a Hello Kitty advent calender.

+ Got the Christmas shopping completely finished. Thank god.
+ Had a good day in Vegas with my love.

- The mother-in-law was being a ***** today. "Get home and take care of your own kids even though I never spend time with them and you never have time alone to yourselves." (Paraphrased, of course.)
- It was really windy today, so driving to and from Vegas was a hassle. Some people are dangerous on the road.

+ Art today
+ My project is starting to get badass and will completely blow the rest of my class away
+ My professor is actually my adviser for the Graphic Design program at my college, so she will see firsthand that I'm pretty good
- I feel bad for sounding so complacent
+ It snowed
- It's cold as ****
+ Got paid today
- Paying bills because my roommate is a failure
+ Might be going to St. George today for Dickens Festival and chilling with my old friends
- Thoren is a girl

haermm I wouldn't give you the time of day if I were

damn, bro

Just following the trend, man

this one never works.

Why the **** is it a .php file?

tohsrug

stoned

You couldn't just go to the custom smilie page could you?

I didn't want to search all those pages.

It's on the first page.

Prove it.

**** you, go look

No link.

The post reply has the custom smilies link.............dude you are lazy

It only shows ones you've added

newfag

take this-.php?do=list-out and hit enter

Or you could link me

www.gofrackyourself.com

Thanks

That's not it you ****ing ****

~largehaermm

ha ha YEAH

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/customsmilies.php

+ Had a 3rd Thanksgiving (sister-in-law is in town, didn't get to have a Thanksgiving this year).

- Mother-in-law was a *****, as usual. Refuses to help pay to get sister-in-law home, so it comes down to us paying for it. It's going to be about $300 since no one else wanted to chip in. ****ers.

Originally posted by Barker
this one never works.


Rename the file extension to a .jpg extension.



It will download as "attachment.php"

Just rename it to "attachment.jpg"

-Final exams

+ Snow again
+ I'm comfy at work
+ Wrestling
+ Chargers win/win scenario
+ Art today
+ Have my project basically planned
+ Thought of a new unrelated project
+ Finally got Thom Yorke's album

Originally posted by dadudemon
Rename the file extension to a .jpg extension.



It will download as "attachment.php"

Just rename it to "attachment.jpg"
I like it the way it is, don't tell me how to live my life. 13

+got some strange

Originally posted by Barker
That's what she said.

ermmnone

- I asked him to get one thing from the shop while he was out getting chips.. decided to throw a paddy and not go out at all.. the ****ing shop is right across the road from the take away.. and he started QQ'ing because I asked him to get one ****ing thing.. And he's calling me lazy..

- My cats wont stop bugging me.

- My sister rang me just to ***** and hang up on me.

- I want to smack a *****..

- No Twodee girl in class today, and today was the day!

Why do you fear intimacy?

I don't, sir.

Says you.

Haermm.

Originally posted by Thoren
+got some strange

Your wife or someone else?

~overlylargehaermm

Dirty whore.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Your wife or someone else? Strange means stranger,so someone else.

Originally posted by Thoren
Strange means stranger,so someone else.

I've heard people use it out of context, so I had to ask.

Do you not think this could put a hitch in getting back together with your wife?

She threw all my stuff out, and hired a lawyer already, I would say she's set on what she wants.

****, she moves fast.

Sorry to hear that. Find someone with a sense of humor.

+almost done my chrimbo shopping
+watched home alone & national lampoons today
+bought myself a new scented candle
+have another day off tomorrow to continue chrimbo shopping

-it's been raining a lot lately
-it's supposed to continue raining until new year's

+dinner was made for me tonight

-i have a ton of hw to do this week

+im getting shit faced at my work's xmas party tomorrow yay

Originally posted by LanceWindu
****, she moves fast.

Sorry to hear that. Find someone with a sense of humor. Yeah, I ain't getting married ever again.

- Hurt my ass sledding

Originally posted by Barker
- Hurt my ass sledding

Reported to PETA.

steeks

+I just learned my contract has officially been bought out by Oceaneering. So I will definitely be starting work Monday.
+I'll be making 80k a year with bonus, and incentives included
- I'll be traveling seven months out of the year, I hate flying.

+ Thoren is going to be making 50k and I'm going to be making 30k
+ I'm done with classes for this semester, only some finals left that I'm not sweating
+ 8+ hours of work on Saturday, which equates to 8+ hours of research for our next project which equates to me watching sci fi footage on youtube or else finishing my art project
+ My ass feels better today

+ Just warm enough last night that there was no ice on my car this morning
+ It's meant to snow 4 days this week
+ No more school after Wednesday
+ Found a Power remix that I like

-My car was stolen
-My storage unit was broken into (my unit policy was in my cars glove compartment, and I'm guessing my code was written down on the policy too)
-My dads Marin Corps uniform and flag are gone, along with some rookie baseball cards worth some money
-Only insured from property damage due to weather related incidents, and fires.
-Another six months storage cost was put onto my credit card on Friday.
-The Managers at the Storage Units don't want to work with me on giving me my money back, because they believe this was an "inside job". They don't see the problem with my personal pass code was entered incorrectly 5 times, and that the unit door was pried open, and there is surveillance footage of four guys breaking in.
+My soon to be ex-wife apologized to me.
+Stated my new job, I have an enclosed office, and can be on KMC when I want.

ermmsad

You can borrow my car.

thats shit luck, sorry buddy

Damn, that trumps anything I was going to post. Hope things start looking up.

- Fiancee is sick, so I'm sleeping on the couch until she's better. No sense in us both being sick when we have a baby to keep healthy.
- Daughter is sick and threw up all over me, her wheelchair and the freshly cleaned carpet.

+ Watching Hot Fuzz, I love this movie.
+ I got an early Christmas gift from a stranger. A whole bunch of Star Wars figures, BBQ sauces and hot sauces.

Thanks guys.

Originally posted by Thoren
Thanks Barker.
tohsrug

I'll redo one of the smilies that has a sign, so that it says thanks barker.


Maybe. 13



Actually that's all a lie, I'm too lazy to do it. noneermm

**** off then *** ermmnone

haermm

+ Got my ankle xrayed finally
- Couldn't do the bloodwork cause they didn't tell me I had to fast for 12 hour beforehand
+ Went to the store and bought stuffs to make these Korean Pork Skewer thingies
- Forgot the skewers
+ Had fun making the marinade and eating garlic
- The meat took a minimum of 4 hours to marinade and by the time I got it in the bag and in the fridge, it was far too late.
+I'll be able to finish it for dinner tonight and also make those potatoes to go along with it.
- I haven't eaten since last night when I had a cup of noodles and I'm sorely tempted to tear into the Ritz crackers I have in my bedside table drawer.
+ I have a lot of videos from Seamus to catch up on.
- There's only two new videos from James since yesterday. :'(
+ It's a quarter after five in the morning, so I have a lot of time before I have to go to the doctor's and I might even have time to watch "How The Grinch Stole Christmas"
- Tumblr is under maintenance until 6 am. belch

+ School over
- Did shit in everything but art

srug

+Nothing
-Barker is going to flunk out of college


tohsrug

+ Got a totally unexpected Christmas bonus.

Spend it on your best buddy? ermmhappy