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H2H fight.

Can "Donkey Dick" Dirk overtake the masked tween avenger?

Setting is the Playboy Mansion.

Who wins?

Is this some dirty joke?

Do you expect Dirk to club Hit Girl with his dick?

HE KNOWS KUNG FU!!!

awermm

Originally posted by Impediment
HE KNOWS KUNG FU!!!

awermm

Jeet Kune Do, @sshat.

STFU, Rob. Jeeeeeezus!


Can Donkey Dick KO the "RJ Legend"?

Nope!

You RJ groupie!

Originally posted by Impediment
STFU, Rob. Jeeeeeezus!


Can Donkey Dick KO the "RJ Legend"?


H2H, it's a 75lbs little girl with decent training and limited strength against a fit adult man. So she hits and kicks Dirk for a bit; he slaps her once or twice, it's over.

Remember how she fared against karate-mob-boss once her ammo ran out and she was disarmed? Same here, except she comes into the fight already disarmed.

No raep?

Originally posted by Impediment
No raep?

Dirk's not a pedo. But he probably leaves her his number and tell her to look him up 8 or 9 years.

You have no imagination, sir.

Since its in the playboy mansion theres plenty around that she can use as improvisation. I assume it has a kitchen?

Also she's not exactly shit in H2H. She was kicking the shit out of those thugs at the apartment.

Dirk cops a strapon in in eye socket.

Hitgirl: What a douche.

Hit girl gets a taste of the porn life...