Black Tooth Grin

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Blacktoothgrin
A great song with the "black tooth grin" lyrics from Megadeath. The original song was called "Sweating Bullets".

TY, Pantera for creating it.....

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=black+tooth+grin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29ZB1QXCn5c

I lol'd


What's your favorite mixed drink?

Thoren
What about Black Snake Moan?

Barker
I once had a half cup of rum and it tasted like shit so I mixed it down with a half can of Mt Dew and that wasn't enough so I eventually had it watered down to that half cup of run and like 6 cans of soda to mix it.

This was after the Chargers second loss this season, if I remember correctly.

Thoren
Sounds to me as if you have a drinking problem.

Barker
No, it sounds like rum is disgusting and if all alcohol tastes like that I have no idea why people drink.

Thoren
You don't have a refined palette.

And not all alcohol taste the same. Whiskey is good, and so is Vodka.

Barker
So I need to drink a whole lot of shit I find disgusting to start liking it?

Thoren
No, you're just weak.

Stick with your MD.

Barker
I'm listening to Bonfire by Childish Giambo, am I black yet?

Thoren
I have no idea who that is.

Maybe you should ask RE:Blaxican?

Barker
I try to avoid confronting him if at all possible.

Thoren
Too rough neck for you? haermm

Ax3l
Originally posted by Barker
I'm listening to Bonfire by Childish Giambo, am I black yet?

People mistake Donald Glover for a black person all the time.

Barker
He's black as night at night.

Thoren
So black he isn't visible til he smiles?

Barker
>implying black people smile

Thoren
They do when they're about ti shank you. ermmnone

Barker
We're hilarious.

Thoren
Mega bimp

Barker
I was bored.

Thoren
I can see

Barker
I didn't work at all yesterday

Thoren
I know, we pretty much dumped all over kmc.

Barker
biscuits

Thoren
mwahaha

Barker
FB is down almost 12%

Thoren
Buy now. haermm

Barker
Before it slides another 12

Actually it's only down 10 now haermm

Thoren
It'll get lower, then spike.

Barker
Yes I understand the concept of a fluctuating market

Thoren
I don't think you do.

Barker
I want to buy Apple stock still, some *** said it might get to 700 by next year

Thoren
Go for it champ

Barker
don't tell me what to do

Thoren
Look here you little shit, buy that stock, or I'll shove the money up your ass.

Barker
i can afford exactly

one share

Thoren
Buy it.

Barker
So I can make $200 over the course of what, two years?

No thanks.

Thoren
If you won't buy in, stop bitching about it.

Barker
bg Don't be mean.

Thoren
Ummm, no.


Seriously, 13

Barker
But seriously

Thoren
Don't correct me, B

Barker
I had Costa Vida for lunch

which is funny because I had Cafe Rio last friday and they're basically the same and I was all I AIN'T EATING THERE FOR A WHILE

Thoren
I had Olive Garden again.

Barker
Gross

Thoren
Like you.

Barker
Deja vu

Thoren
Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Barker
You think you know me

ba do da do da do da do do da dado

asodfhpaosidhfpowiaebhsdf

oh this day

Thoren
Ritard

Barker
I'm from Winnipeg you idiot

Thoren
no you are not.

Barker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=QynoREhzlec#t=1032s

that's me at 17:30

Thoren
I'm not watching that

Barker
You can't leave until you do

Thoren
I already left.

Barker
Please watch it.

Thoren
Where are you?

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa256/Thorin_bucket/barkerinthecrowd.png

Barker

Thoren
I could swear that's a white kid.

Barker
I was lying weep

Thoren
YOU DUMB **** ermmad

Barker
You can either spend a night with EF

or have a million dollars un taxed

Thoren
A million dollars untaxed

Barker
seriously??

Thoren
Yeah its a no brainer.

Barker
YGSIU

Thoren
Only you would pass up money for a lady boy.

Barker
You forgot a comma

Thoren
We're totally not on the same page.

Barker
We're on page 4.

Thoren
You're in the index, I'm on page 246.

Barker
I'm on page 2 when sorted by most posts

my goal is to get to page 1 then split

Thoren
Well, that's unfortunate.

Barker
Yeah but we'll always have our memories

Thoren
unless we get Alzheimer's?

Barker
I'm straight edge, so no thanks

Thoren
ermmnone

Barker
Except when I have a little alcohol or you know, smoke

Thoren
Shut up

Barker
Punk's straight edge

Thoren
Was that a penis joke?

Barker
Not intentionally

Thoren
Hmm well done.

Barker
I tried

Thoren
And it worked.

Barker
Maul was better

Thoren
Who is that?

Barker
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Darth_Maul

Thoren
link is broken

Barker
Originally posted by Thoren
face is broken

Thoren
Yours will be, if you keep it up.

Barker
Say that to my face not online see what happens

Thoren
I'll just break your face, because you'll say something stupid like, say that to my face.

dadudemon
Reminds me of pudding.

Barker
Originally posted by Thoren
I'll just break your face, because you'll say something stupid like, say that to my face.
Don't be like that.

dadudemon
He should be more like that, really.

Barker
zombies

Thoren
Originally posted by Barker
Don't be like that. mhm

Barker
I'm so sorry T, won't happen again.

Thoren
good ermmnone

Barker
haermmando, it makes me haermm at the pictures you love on instagram

Thoren
I love the suicide girls. creepermm

Barker
They remind me of girls I've ****ed in past lives

Thoren
You need to catch up to your past lives.

Barker
it's a lot of ****ing past lives

i wonder if i ****ed a hippie in 1960s san fran

that would be alright

Thoren
You're only born once a century

Barker
That's a shitty rule and I need a citation

Thoren
I'll talk to the big guy upstairs, see if he'll make an exception

Barker
give him a high five

Thoren
He loves those.

Though sometimes he moves his hand and says, snooze you lose.

Barker
Yes, I can see god doing that exactly

Thoren
Real practical joker he is.

Barker
Yeah his nickname was "gawd" in high school because that's what people said when he pranked them

Thoren
no expression

Barker
Please give me a pity haermm

Thoren
Pity haermm

Barker
aw chipmunk

Thoren
Stop being gay near me.

Barker
What the ****

Thoren
You ever notice how much old people curse?

Barker
No, I'm only 20.

Thoren
What does you being 20 have to do with noticing old people curse?

Barker
I don't spend time with old people. ermmnone

Thoren
Its like I'm talking to a retarded wall.

Barker
Old is like 25

Thoren
You're almost there.

Barker
I'm 5 years off gramps

Thoren
No, you're 4 years and a few months off.

Barker
df

Thoren
Maybe you'll die before you start to wither

Barker
What if I become famous and need to hire a photographer for photographs of me because I'm famous?

I could hire 2D jockey

Thoren
Yeah dude, that could totally happen.

Barker
Just wait ***

Thoren
Why you calling me names *****, I was agreeing with you?

Barker
Be nicer about it next time

Thoren
Kiss my ass

Barker
I'll get ziggler to slap your ass and demand a tip

Thoren
That sounded super gay.

Barker
It's also a meme

Thoren
i don't think so.

Barker
**** Firewire

Thoren
What dat?

Barker
Some shit standard I had to shop into a picture of a motherboard

Thoren
That sucks

Barker
srug I'm just bitching

Thoren
Well yeah.

Barker
I tend to do that a lot.

Thoren
I know, I'm here every day reading it.

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