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Thoren
This thread is for B.Bear and Thorndizzle to shitpost in.

We got a ban warning. haermm

Take it away B.Woofer. 13

Barker
SHITPOSTING IS THE NEW GOODPOSTING

NO STARCRAFT2s ALLOWED

Thoren
HAERMM WUT ABOUT AX3L???????????????????????

Barker
AXEL IS FINE AS LONG AS HE KEEPS IT NOT ABOUT MY SEX LIFE

THAT GUIDELINE DOES NOT APPLY TO SILVER TEARS

Thoren
INB4 BAKA SHITPOST EXTRAORDINAIRE

Barker
BAKA DOESN'T POST HERE ANYMORE.

Thoren
Oh yeah, he was shamed in a defeat, and went away. ermmnone

Ax3l
IS THIS A SHITPOST?

Ax3l
Originally posted by Barker
AXEL IS FINE AS LONG AS HE KEEPS IT NOT ABOUT MY SEX LIFE


YOUR SEX LIFE MAKES FOR GREAT FODDER, FATHER.

Barker
Originally posted by Thoren
Oh yeah, he was shamed in a defeat, and went away. ermmnone
I think he thought I was pissed when he no-showed that duel last year haermm noneermm
Originally posted by Ax3l
IS THIS A SHITPOST?
Now you're getting the hang of it!

I like the size 1000, nice touch.

Thoren
Who takes the internet seriously? haermm

Baka does... ermmnone

Barker
2Tfarcrast and Anal haermm

Thoren
haermm he's going to internet mma you ass.

Barker
I'm scared. haermm

Ax3l
Wait, wtf did you get a ban warning fer

Barker
Giving Thoren advice on the pop-up ads. ermmsad

Dave_97
Wow... Why am I even here.

Barker
Because I begged you openly on FB.

Thoren
Originally posted by Barker
I'm scared. haermm He'll flash a stupid open mouth pic with whited out eyes at you too. crylaughOriginally posted by Ax3l
Wait, wtf did you get a ban warning fer Being sociable. uhuh

silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
AXEL IS FINE AS LONG AS HE KEEPS IT NOT ABOUT MY SEX LIFE

THAT GUIDELINE DOES NOT APPLY TO SILVER TEARS

I JUST CAME.

Barker
Originally posted by Thoren
He'll flash a stupid open mouth pic with whited out eyes at you too. crylaugh
haermm CRYL
Originally posted by silver_tears
I JUST CAME.
In the brand new thread and all..

silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
haermm CRYL

In the brand new thread and all..

vin

Dave_97
Originally posted by Barker
Because I begged you openly on FB. . I thought you meant for sex, not kmc. ****er

Thoren
Haermm bear sex

Barker
Generic reply to each of you: haermm

Thank you for not being Starcraft2s

Thoren
Go be with your boyfriend lol

silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
Generic reply to each of you: haermm

Thank you for not being Starcraft2s

This made me almost pee. Almost.

Barker
I had hot dogs and fried rice.

Thoren
Creep diet. creepermm

Barker
I like watching Community.

Dave_97
Why am I here again? Stop telling me to come here, it smeels like kramer's mustache.... All old and ass like.

Thoren
Originally posted by Barker
I like watching Community. Because?

CowardlyBlakMan
About time you "buddies" made your own thread. Just come out of the closet already.

dadudemon
They can't come out of the closet: they still in there making out. mmmhmmm


Barker begs Thoran to talk like 2D Girl...most likely.

CowardlyBlakMan
What ever they do, it's almost as painful as the nurse/mma fighter, starcraft something. Try and figuring out which threads are worse makes me want to knock myself out.

Dave_97
I miss phat_crabs

Bardock42
Good, and you better don't go out of this thread again!

Barker
No one else deserves a response from me, but I thank you for your shitposts. Now you're getting the hang of it.
Originally posted by Dave_97
Why am I here again? Stop telling me to come here, it smeels like kramer's mustache.... All old and ass like.
OK I TAKE IT BACK, NEVER COME BACK
Originally posted by Bardock42
Good, and you better don't go out of this thread again!
HAERMM

Thoren
YOU CAN ALL GO **** YOURSELVES.

Barker
heh heh, YEAH

rudester
Originally posted by Dave_97
I miss phat_crabs

dave where you get your sig?? from??

Thoren
Originally posted by Barker
heh heh, YEAH 13

silver_tears
YEAH

Thoren

Barker
l

silver_tears
Haermm anyone who doesn't choose C is a fool.

Barker
Yeah.. but B IS REALLY TEMPTING

Thoren
I'd choose A, I've gotten a lesbo to sleep with me before, plus booze is a great at letting down their lesbo defenses. haermm

Ax3l
Picking the one with all dat weed.

Barker
Ok actually I pick C.

ermmsad

Thoren
You get high, and you get killed by the ****ing wild animals.

Option A, you pick those animals off with a stone cold head shot from your tree top hideout, and then eat them while the lesbos eat each other haermm.

And when you get rescued, $10,000,000 in gold will help tremendously when you get back to civilization.

dadudemon
I'd choose B, hands down. Companionship would be essential to maintaining your sanity. It also helps to have a second person with you.

I already have all the wilderness survival skills needed to survive in...wait for it...the wilderness. "Boyscouts" can be quite useful.

"A" would be a bad choice because of the emotional damage the loss would bring to an already crappy situation. The dogs would be a burden for the most part...and they are more mouths to feed after the 5 years. Water is a huge concern. How big is the island? If it is decently sized, then firewood is not important because you can always get more. If it is small, life will be very tough.

Barker
Originally posted by Thoren
You get high, and you get killed by the ****ing wild animals.

Option A, you pick those animals off with a stone cold head shot from your tree top hideout, and then eat them while the lesbos eat each other haermm.

And when you get rescued, $10,000,000 in gold will help tremendously when you get back to civilization.
300 rounds really isn't much over 20 years.
Originally posted by dadudemon
I'd choose B, hands down. Companionship would be essential to maintaining your sanity. It also helps to have a second person with you.

I already have all the wilderness survival skills needed to survive in...wait for it...the wilderness. "Boyscouts" can be quite useful.

"A" would be a bad choice because of the emotional damage the loss would bring to an already crappy situation. The dogs would be a burden for the most part...and they are more mouths to feed after the 5 years. Water is a huge concern. How big is the island? If it is decently sized, then firewood is not important because you can always get more. If it is small, life will be very tough.
Dogs would be good for protection and such since they're tame though. They'd essentially hunt for you.

silver_tears
Originally posted by silver_tears
Haermm anyone who doesn't choose C is a fool.

Barker
I heard you the first time.

Thoren
Is there more than 300 animals?

Barker
Are you going to get a killshot every time? Do animals reproduce? Are you only going to be attacked 300 days over the course of 20 years? Is 300 dead animals enough to live off of for 20 years? Does the pope shit in the woods?

Wait, scratch that last one. no expression

Thoren
You can go fishing fool.

And set traps

silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
I heard you the first time.

Wasn't talking to you srug

Barker
Originally posted by silver_tears
Wasn't talking to you srug

Thoren
Superbighaermm~

silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker


~reallybighaermm~


Seriously mate, when we gonna mate?
I have a hankering for some b.love eyes

Thoren
He needs to get over his fear of pussy first.

Barker
When I grow a pair

3-5 years. ermmsad

silver_tears
Originally posted by Thoren
He needs to get over his fear of pussy first.

Only 3-5 years to go link-rape

Barker
We could go at it now but it would be like when Troy met Levar Burton. haermm

Thoren
Originally posted by Barker
When I grow a pair

3-5 years. ermmsad You embaress me. haermm2Originally posted by silver_tears
Only 3-5 years to go link-rape Well you're both around the same age, so I guess it works. link-rape

silver_tears
Originally posted by Thoren
Well you're both around the same age, so I guess it works. link-rape

It's true, now I just bide my time link-rape

Originally posted by Barker
We could go at it now but it would be like when Troy met Levar Burton. haermm

Hipster scum with your community reference, starting to reconsider haermm

Barker
Oh shit I mean like when you meet Christian Bale haermm

silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
Oh shit I mean like when you meet Christian Bale haermm
http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/532/icameg.jpg

Thoren
Eww

Barker
PACKING LIST FOR CANADA:

UMBRELLA
ANCHOR ARMS

silver_tears
Oh I'm sorry, didn't know you were Christian Bale haermm

Thoren
Originally posted by silver_tears
Oh I'm sorry, didn't know you were Christian Bale haermm

Barker
Originally posted by silver_tears
Oh I'm sorry, didn't know you were Christian Bale haermm

Thoren
NOT COOL BRO

Barker
I was just trying to fit in.. weep

dadudemon
Originally posted by Barker
Dogs would be good for protection and such since they're tame though. They'd essentially hunt for you.


Water. No dogs. They drink my water. They are also far dumber and not nearly as good of hunters as humans.

Ax3l
Originally posted by Barker
We could go at it now but it would be like when Troy met Levar Burton. haermm It's references like these that are going to keep you alone forever.

Thoren
PWNT.

Barker
Originally posted by dadudemon
Water. No dogs. They drink my water. They are also far dumber and not nearly as good of hunters as humans.
ermmnone
Originally posted by Ax3l
It's references like these that are going to keep you alone forever.
No, it's my lack of self confidence around art girls that'll do that. ermmnone

silver_tears
Truth ermmnone

Thoren
So sad. noneermm

Mist_haermm
You ****ers better not be shit posting again wheelchair

Thoren
Damn nigga where you been?

silver_tears
All they do is shitpost crying

Mist_haermm
Originally posted by Thoren
Damn nigga where you been?

Maybe I never left slyOriginally posted by silver_tears
All they do is shitpost crying

Its ok, get your boobs out if it makes you feel better petpet

silver_tears
It normally does 13

Barker
I mist you srug

Thoren
I'm hard at work haermm.


Seriously, I can't get up right now.

Barker
ermmnone

I usually get right on twitter/kmc/verge etc when I get to work but I was slammed for the first hour and a half ermmsad

Thoren
Good, get to work *****.

Barker
No, I just want to play WWF haermm

Thoren
You are going to come tumbling out of that closet.

Barker
I mean Words with Friends, not World Wrestling Federation.

Thoren
Why are you lying on the internet?

Barker
It's really easy.

Thoren
I thought I meant more to you?

Ahoo

Barker
Who cares about Thoren, Thoren is an ahoo look at this, I like this

Thoren
I got Robtard mixed up with Roland once.

True story. noneermm

Barker
I can't find that video on Jacope's channel anymore ermmsad

Thoren
That awesome soccer move video? haermm

He looks like you crylaugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZZuOdAi0Yc&feature=channel_video_title

Barker
Oh he's not as abnormal as I thought ~Haermm~

No, there's one where he's literally filming himself browsing KMC with the camera pointed at the screen and he sees a post by me and starts to go all "Oh there's Barker, who cares about Barker, he's an *******" but he sees something else on screen and instead says "Who cares about Barker, he's an ahoo, look at this, I like this."

no expression `HAERMM`

Thoren
He probably didn't want to get trolled anymore on his youtube channel.

haermm

Barker
So many KMC vids I should have saved weep

Thoren
Save on youtube, or downloaded them?

Barker
Downloaded ermmsad

Thoren
Dumbass.

Barker
no expression

Thoren
Hermm.

silver_tears
ermmnone

Thoren
Babies, let's make'em?

silver_tears
Well, let's practice making em anyways haermm

Thoren
shifty sure thing

Barker
I made a post like this yesterday and I meant to post this but it's not on my work computer but here it is.

Thoren
Ganagsta

Barker
Thought you aught to know

Thoren
Thank you.

Barker
Ought.

Sorry.

dadudemon
I remember that one time Barker and Thoren made out in the Suggestion thread and pissed Peach off.

Barker
Thanks, I will.

Thoren
Grimm, watch it.

Barker

Thoren
I just noticed the British bulldog.

Barker
n00b

Thoren
More like b00b amirite?

Barker
~reallybighaermm~ YES

Thoren
Where is Irene?

Barker
Under my desk, that's where she lives.

Thoren
Heh heh alright!!!

Barker
heh heh YEAH

Thoren
STOP COPYING ME

Barker
Make me.

I might buy a 3DS tonight. ermmnone

Thoren
*Makes you*

Dis. 13

Buy me one too.

Barker
I got off work too late haermm

I did rent Crazy Stupid Movie or whatever though

silver_tears
I was working weep

Thoren
Originally posted by Barker
I got off work too late haermm

I did rent Crazy Stupid Movie or whatever though excellentOriginally posted by silver_tears
I was working weep Pathetic crackers

Mist_haermm
Originally posted by Barker
SHITPOSTING IS THE NEW GOODPOSTING

NO STARCRAFT2s ALLOWED

Barker
That movie was one big haermm after another.

And I saw nothing that would help me get 2D girl haermm ermmnone

That ACDC Chick
Originally posted by Barker
That movie was one big haermm after another.

And I saw nothing that would help me get 2D girl haermm ermmnone
Just walk behind her, diddle her butthole real quick, then walk away before she has time to figure out who did it. Do this every other time you see her, and eventually she'll start to like it, and date you.
It's fullproof. 13

Barker
Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
Just walk behind her, diddle her butthole real quick, then walk away before she has time to figure out who did it. Do this every other time you see her, and eventually she'll start to like it, and date you.
It's fullproof. 13

That ACDC Chick
Fullproof 31

Barker
What could possibly go wrong?

That ACDC Chick
She mistakes your butthole diddling with some other creeper's butthole diddling and goes out with him instead of you. hmm

Thoren
Originally posted by Barker
That movie was one big haermm after another.

And I saw nothing that would help me get 2D girl haermm ermmnone you don't know how to learn or what?

Barker
Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
She mistakes your butthole diddling with some other creeper's butthole diddling and goes out with him instead of you. hmm
Girls don't have buttholes though. ermmsad
Originally posted by Thoren
you don't know how to learn or what?
"CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK? NO? OK I'LL GET YOU A DRINK."
"YOU'RE BORING."
"HEY LETS GET OUT OF HERE."

ermmnone

That ACDC Chick
Originally posted by Barker
Girls don't have buttholes though. ermmsad

"CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK? NO? OK I'LL GET YOU A DRINK."
"YOU'RE BORING."
"HEY LETS GET OUT OF HERE."

ermmnone
haermm
How do we poo poo, then?

Thoren
Originally posted by Barker
Girls don't have buttholes though. ermmsad

"CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK? NO? OK I'LL GET YOU A DRINK."
"YOU'RE BORING."
"HEY LETS GET OUT OF HERE."

ermmnone
You completely missed the whole point. no expression

Barker
Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
haermm
How do we poo poo, then?
Girls don't poo.
Originally posted by Thoren
You completely missed the whole point. no expression
LAY IT ON ME THEN, CASANOVA

Thoren
You need confidence you tool.

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