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... as you understand it today?

How about other intimate things? A naked body? A bared breast or a penis?

What did you think you knew before that?

What happened in your childhood to clue you? If nothing, do you now see things your parents did to hide private things?

How about older siblings?

Friends?

For example, looking back, I know that my mother was very careful about covering herself, and my dad was less so, although he tried most of the time to have underwear on.

My parents watched grown-up movies while I'd be playing somewhere else, but I was pretty good at sneaking up on people, so I remember some things that I saw that confused me, but not creepily so.

I had two boys as best friends when I was little, and so obviously at that age sometimes there were "accidents," or i'd go into the bathroom when a friend had to pee. He wasn't quite tall enough yet for the toilet, so his mom ended up helping out.

We were given the body part lecture in fifth grade, and the physical action bits in seventh but ultimately eighth grades.

I remember being in fifth grade and asking someone "does it actually go in?! and being answered yet, and that was quite an alarming revelation but everything that came after that was okay, I never got a nasty shock by any other information, no matter who gave it to me.

I started puberty very very late, at 17, because I had had some chemotherapy, there was some question if I'd ever go through it.

And yes this story is believable because I was raised in Nebraska and so had a fairly sheltered upbringing.

When my parents were together they would have sex even while I was in the bed with them; the first time I actually remember it, I was maybe 4 or 5, not too long before they got divorced.

Beyond that, my Dad made zero effort to hide his porno collection, so in the third grade I spent some time watching all his porno while he was at work.

Beyond that, while my Mom to this day refuses to discuss anything sexual, my Dad's talked about it, boasted about it, and explained it against my will for as long as I can remember.

TL;DR: By the time I got to sex ed in the 5th grade I already knew everything about how sex "worked".

Cable TV had a lot of softcore porn on it, I learned all I needed from that. To this day, sex isn't exciting unless there's sensuous music, mood lightning, and a director making sure no one's junk can be seen.

Before my school bothered to give sex ed. No idea when that was. Sex wasn't a big awakening thing for me, more like, "oh hey there's this thing people do".

when I was 7. end of story.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
When my parents were together they would have sex even while I was in the bed with them; the first time I actually remember it, I was maybe 4 or 5, not too long before they got divorced.

Beyond that, my Dad made zero effort to hide his porno collection, so in the third grade I spent some time watching all his porno while he was at work.

Beyond that, while my Mom to this day refuses to discuss anything sexual, my Dad's talked about it, boasted about it, and explained it against my will for as long as I can remember.

TL;DR: By the time I got to sex ed in the 5th grade I already knew everything about how sex "worked".
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Your dad?

Basically, but more egotistical.

Scrambled porn. I don't remember how old I was..

Probably found out around 4-6 watching nature programs and/or reading encyclopedias.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
When my parents were together they would have sex even while I was in the bed with them; the first time I actually remember it, I was maybe 4 or 5, not too long before they got divorced.

Beyond that, my Dad made zero effort to hide his porno collection, so in the third grade I spent some time watching all his porno while he was at work.

Beyond that, while my Mom to this day refuses to discuss anything sexual, my Dad's talked about it, boasted about it, and explained it against my will for as long as I can remember.

TL;DR: By the time I got to sex ed in the 5th grade I already knew everything about how sex "worked".

Well, your dad probably wanted you to know about it from him rather than somewhere else. At least he could "control" how you found out about it in a way he thought was right for his kid.

I don't remember when. Don't remember it being a "wow" moment.

When I was older. I was not allowed to take health classes in school so it was not until I was in my 20s.

Originally posted by dadudemon
found out around 4-6



months or weeks?

I was in elementary school when I realized how it was done. I forget exactly who told me: friends or parents (probably friends), but I remember thinking, "Ah, like a peg in a hole. Cool."

When I was a little older, I read the medical encyclopedia my parents "left" lying around. That filled in a lot of the details. And by the time puberty was up and running, my dad and I had had a few conversations about it.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
months or weeks?

Seconds. Get it right. Gaw!

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Before my school bothered to give sex ed. No idea when that was. Sex wasn't a big awakening thing for me, more like, "oh hey there's this thing people do". Basically this, lol.

I remember I first discovered pornography and masturbating in 5th grade.

I can't even remember when I first knew what sex was.

When I clicked on this thrad.

I had older brothers, so probably well before I was 10. I remember finding a Penthouse or Hustler, think it might have been before I was 10. That was an eye-opener.

Originally posted by Robtard
I had older brothers, so probably well before I was 10. I remember finding a Penthouse or Hustler, think it might have been before I was 10. That was an eye-opener. gWHJk5g9DOE

Funny story from before I had much of a concept of sex:
I remember seeing a magazine when I was about 10ish that involved red anal beads being pulled out of a woman. I thought they were her intestines.

My friend's older brother told me about it.

Originally posted by Astner
Hey, want to know one of my most embarrassing secrets? Read this post!

When I was six or seven years old I and a girl from my class who lived close to me were playing in a forest close to where we lived. She got an idea for a game--guess what it was called--and that's questionably where I lost my virginity. We laid on top of each other with our pants pulled down with A inside B, until we got bored and did something else.

I much like to prefer that I lost my virginity when I was 14 or 15, depending whether or not getting head counts. Where there were actual motion and ejaculation, but I digress.

Yeah, I'm editing this post in 14 minutes.

Don't worry, I screen-capped it.

As soon as you go on to correct a minor misspelling, a new opportunity of ridicule opens up for the forum troll...

Originally posted by Astner
As soon as you go on to correct a minor misspelling, a new opportunity of ridicule opens up for the forum troll...

lol, that's clever. Though, again, I screen capped it.

ah the old "dude, i got laid when i was little" story. oh man i think the last time i heard that one was in middle school.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
ah the old "dude, i got laid when i was little" story. oh man i think the last time i heard that one was in middle school.
Yeah, it's pretty ridiculous.

What the **** just happened.

Originally posted by NemeBro
What the **** just happened.
Bardock saw that I edited one of my posts, got creative and decided to write me a backstory. None of that actually happen. It's just another petty attempt of raising drama.

Ah. Now I get what your previous post, the one after Bardock's, was referring to.

Originally posted by NemeBro
What the **** just happened.

Astner posted that story (I read it a few minutes after he posted it) then edited it out for no apparent reason. Bardock recorded his really stupid story for posterity. If you're wondering about the truth just look at the times of the posts.

3:54 Astner posts
4:02 Bardock quotes him
4:04 Astner edits his post

Even without having seen the events you can see that his story doesn't hold up at all.

I was willing to give Astner the benefit of the doubt.

At least, until Bardock stops being a sissy and posts the screencap. estahuh

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Astner posted that story (I read it a few minutes after he posted it) then edited it out for no apparent reason. Bardock recorded his really stupid story for posterity. If you're wondering about the truth just look at the times of the posts.

3:54 Astner posts
4:02 Bardock quotes him
4:04 Astner edits his post

Even without having seen the events you can see that his story doesn't hold up at all.
"Last edited by Bardock42 on Yesterday at 10:14 PM"

That was 8 minutes after I edited my post.

"Last edited by Astner on Yesterday at 10:06 PM"

Initially his post wasn't referring to my post at all. What's with all the hate?

Originally posted by NemeBro
I was willing to give Astner the benefit of the doubt.

At least, until Bardock stops being a sissy and posts the screencap. estahuh

I think I prefer it ambiguous.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I think I prefer it ambiguous.

You may not want to prefer it that way because it would be a clear case of trolling. Meh, he probably didn't report it to the mods but faking that text would be easy for even a newb. The only way to prove that the image you took was legit is if it had a hash value that matched an KMC side hash value. It would be impossible to match both of them unless the "screen cap" was standardized to the same format and dimension.


Basically, your screen cap means crap but not posting and saying you want to leave it 'unknown' is also trolling. So you were doomed from the beginning.



Here's your way out: SC said he saw it, too. That's as close as you will get to legit nonrepudiation but is easy to "conspire" to accomplish.


So I do not know who to believe.

Originally posted by dadudemon
So I do not know who to believe.
Ignoring that most members on the site despises me, and that there's no reliable evidence. Let's assume that I actually wrote it.

What would that mean to you?

In fact I have a hard time figuring out the purpose of the story. I find it neither insulting nor discrediting.

Originally posted by Astner
Ignoring that most members on the site despises me...

...on account of you being a notorious troll.

Oh, lol, it r like the Reichstag!

Originally posted by Astner
Ignoring that most members on the site despises me, and that there's no reliable evidence. Let's assume that I actually wrote it.

What would that mean to you?

In fact I have a hard time figuring out the purpose of the story. I find it neither insulting nor discrediting. It could be interpreted as you trying to brag about getting laid at seven I guess.

Originally posted by Astner
In fact I have a hard time figuring out the purpose of the story. I find it neither insulting nor discrediting.

Nor do I. I assume most kids play "doctor" or things similar to it. It's just natural curiosity.

I played "Dahmer" myself.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
...on account of you being a notorious troll.
When you're lying in an attempt to ridicule someone, it's best not to display a bias against the one you're ridiculing. It reduces your credibility as a witness.

But yes, the story is ridiculous and I won't address it further.

Originally posted by Astner
When you're lying in an attempt to ridicule someone, it's best not to display a bias against the one you're ridiculing. It reduces your credibility as a witness.

I'm not ridiculing you I'm just saying people don't like you because you're well known as a troll.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
I'm not ridiculing you I'm just saying people don't like you because you're well known as a troll.
(Sigh.) Let's do this again.

By stating that you've witnessed me posting the story you're attempting to ridicule me.

By stating that I'm disliked, and that I'm a troll, you're displaying bias against me.

So you're not ridiculing me by saying that I'm disliked or that I'm a troll. See the difference? It shouldn't be too much of a mental exercise to wrap your head around.

You stated you were disliked not me, try to keep track.
Saying that you're disliked because you're a troll isn't displaying bias since its well established. Sort of like calling van der Lubbe an arsonist. People don't say that because they're biased against him, they say it because he had a history of setting building on fire.

Cut it out, everyone, or I'll close the thread.

Astner, you are stirring up trouble again which you have been banned for once already; it will be permanent next time.

Moving along then, for me, much like Sym and NemeBro it wasn't a real awakening and "discovering" sex. Consciously having an urge for sexual experiences I think I got when I was about 10.

Big discoveries and revelations never made an impact on my memory. Sex was just a gradual understanding over time, until eventually it just "made sense". Kind of liking learning about Santa or the Tooth Fairy. No big reveal.

Originally posted by Ushgarak
Astner, you are stirring up trouble again which you have been banned for once already; it will be permanent next time.
Oh yeah. I remember that. Peach gave me a week ban because I said "I'm sorry if I offended you." because she thought I was being snide. And that's the only time I've been banned. As opposed to certain other members who have a far more extensive record.

I also don't see how what I've said in this thread would warrant a permanent ban, but I'll back down just in case. I have certain friends here--well in the versus section--and I'm not going to risk that.

So if I've offended anyone in this thread, then I'm genuinely sorry for that.

Some old VHS box.

Originally posted by Astner
Oh yeah. I remember that. Peach gave me a week ban because I said "I'm sorry if I offended you." because she thought I was being snide. And that's the only time I've been banned. As opposed to certain other members who have a far more extensive record.

I also don't see how what I've said in this thread would warrant a permanent ban, but I'll back down just in case. I have certain friends here--well in the versus section--and I'm not going to risk that.

So if I've offended anyone in this thread, then I'm genuinely sorry for that. That's it, you're banned for your sarcasm. Your racist sarcasm.

Originally posted by Astner
So if I've offended anyone in this thread, then I'm genuinely sorry for that. I accept your apology.

nice pony can I pet your hair with my pony hair brush??

It was a warm afternoon.

I was sunning myself by the pool, Mrs. Jenkins had just stopped in with her customary package for my mother in their mutual endeavors. I had never really known what those endeavors were, only that they smelled like strong perfume and a sense of nostalgia for what I placed as the 50's. But looking back on it, given their ages, it must have been the 70's.

The 50's held grandeur for me, I could never say why. Not unlike the barely hidden bosom of Mrs. Jenkins as she leaned forward slightly and waved out to me.

"Hello deary. Fine day!" The words seemed too old for her. Looking back, I doubt she said "deary." Fine day, though, and it certainly was.

She walked casually out to the pool, gave me another wave, and sat down so as to dangle her legs in the pool. She swam them back and forth for minutes, or days. It gave me an unfettered view from behind my sunglasses and umbrella. I couldn't look away. Maybe she noticed, I thought I was being discreet. But her smiled widened when she looked to me....

Originally posted by Digi
It was a warm afternoon.

I was sunning myself by the pool, Mrs. Jenkins had just stopped in with her customary package for my mother in their mutual endeavors. I had never really known what those endeavors were, only that they smelled like strong perfume and a sense of nostalgia for what I placed as the 50's. But looking back on it, given their ages, it must have been the 70's.

The 50's held grandeur for me, I could never say why. Not unlike the barely hidden bosom of Mrs. Jenkins as she leaned forward slightly and waved out to me.

"Hello deary. Fine day!" The words seemed too old for her. Looking back, I doubt she said "deary." Fine day, though, and it certainly was.

She walked casually out to the pool, gave me another wave, and sat down so as to dangle her legs in the pool. She swam them back and forth for minutes, or days. It gave me an unfettered view from behind my sunglasses and umbrella. I couldn't look away. Maybe she noticed, I thought I was being discreet. But her smiled widened when she looked to me....

It was 2000, I was on the set of Dark Angel. James Cameron invited me. He needed the same expertise and creative output I gave when I helped write Aliens and the Terminator films. What he actually wanted that day was to film me doing his wife Linda Hamilton. Because I hadn't had my sexual awakening yet I was gonna need more than her to get my juices flowing. Plus she was gross. So I respectfully declined.

But all that changed when Jessica Alba walked on set. She was wearing that tight leather bikey chick number. We saw each other from across the room and instantly like pure instinct we drifted towards each other.

JESSICA: I hear you're pretty hot stuff. You a playa playa from the Himilayas?
NINJAK: You bet your fine ass sweetcheecks.
JESSICA: You wanna do a little role play? you be the director, I'll be the lost country girl lookin ta make it big in Hollywood.
NINJAK: Lets go to Jim's trailer. Lets just say I got just the right part for you.

Inside we giggled as we desperately tore each others clothes off.

JESSICA: Be gentle it's my first time.
NINJAK: It's OK. It's mine too.

We shagged for 20 mins in what could only be described as an out of body viscious act of animal madness. She told me she loved me but I told her when I'm ready I'll return for her. I moved back to Australia and honed my skills in the art of Ninjitsu. Undertook criminal psyche and lived my destiny as an urban vigilante.

I actually forget how old I was. It was after I could legally drink though, so like 22-23? My current coworkers think I have mad game though, so it's pretty funny. Apparently they're all awkward penguin types when it comes to girls, despite some of them being in relationships, so me doing something normal like asking out a girl I chat up in a bar, or dating two women in the span of two months, is unheard of for them.

I think I was six, my uncles had come to visit and they always stayed up late, well one night I woke up, and stealthly walked towards the living room. My uncle and his girlfriend were watching porn, and I had little concept of what it was, just that I knew I shouldn't be watching. I was about to walk back to my room when my uncles gf burst out in orgasm, apparently he was flicking her bean. I got a stiff one, and hightailed it out of there. Later on I used that as leverage for a new Sega genesis.

"A stiff one" at 6?

I think, i'm not sure.

Originally posted by Thoren
I think, i'm not sure.

That was a roll of Lifesavers in your pocket, kid.

Sex ed did nothing for me. I understood the egg and sperm part, but they never said how they got together. Very confusing considering I had 3 brothers and I did see them naked. They were very small (young of course). I had to ask a friends sister how does it get in there. She said, "well, when I guy gets excited he grows longer." I said,"How long Like a few feet? Like a jump rope." If it's that long then how does he keep it in his pants without a very large bulge? She said "I'm not supposed to talk about it to you." But I got the idea. lol

Then I thought how gross, guys pee with that thing.

Originally posted by Deja~vu
Then I thought how gross, guys pee with that thing. Think of it as a multi-tasking device.

Then I thought, why would anybody ever hang out in those areas of male and female body parts. It's discusting. And you want my mouth where??

Oh course, I don't feel that way anymore. I got past all the multifuntioning body part stuff.

Originally posted by Deja~vu


Then I thought, why would anybody ever hang out in those areas of male and female body parts. It's discusting. And you want my mouth where??

Oh course, I don't feel that way anymore. I got past all the multifuntioning body part stuff.

Hmmmmm

Originally posted by Deja~vu


Then I thought, why would anybody ever hang out in those areas of male and female body parts. It's discusting. And you want my mouth where??

Oh course, I don't feel that way anymore. I got past all the multifuntioning body part stuff.

So you enjoy giving blow-jobs. Good.

Strictly speaking, it's often less "dirty" than our hands, germ-wise.

Originally posted by Digi
Strictly speaking, it's often less "dirty" than our hands, germ-wise.

So can you reach yet?

Originally posted by Robtard
That was a roll of Lifesavers in your pocket, kid. Damn bro.

Stop talking about me. pissed

lol

Originally posted by Thoren
Damn bro.

Sorry.

I already hung myself, sorry doesn't cut it.


creepermm

Originally posted by Thoren
Damn bro.

this frog reminds me of thumbelina the cartoon, Ms toad and her two sons.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liva4qTbDT1qzif1y.jpg

You mean "Charo, looking and behaving exactly like herself."