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I'd drag my dick through a thousand miles of broken glass and tell SC2 that he's a decent guy just to swim in the last toilet she shat in.

Sounds kinky. ermmnone

~reallyREALLYbighaermm~

I said tens only, get out plebs.

Nigga I'm a solid 50.

I'm a 51.

More like .51 amirite?

No, Kramer and I drew up a play to score on 2D girl.

I only need to get a first down to get my foot in the door.

How about stop being a pussy and thinking of ways to talk to her?

Just go up to her say hi, hey, yo, whatever you kids say, and ask her to go out with you sometime? If she says ok, give her your number, which you'll have already written down on paper, and say cool, good, and then say I'll see you later. Which signifies to her that she will infect see you later when she calls you up for a date.

Oh and don't fumble your words, be confident and speak clearly.

It really is that simple, unless the chick is a horrid ***** and enjoys you chasing her.

Originally posted by Thoren
How about stop being a pussy and thinking of ways to talk to her?

Just go up to her say hi, hey, yo, whatever you kids say, and ask her to go out with you sometime? If she says ok, give her your number, which you'll have already written down on paper, and say cool, good, and then say I'll see you later. Which signifies to her that she will infect see you later when she calls you up for a date.

Oh and don't fumble your words, be confident and speak clearly.

It really is that simple, unless the chick is a horrid ***** and enjoys you chasing her.
Damn. haermm

I can't find her on campus. Did add her on FB though, which is lame as **** but what can you do. haermm

Don't give up my friend, I'm confident you'll nail her before summers end.

I was supposed to be nailing her 5 months ago crackers

Fault is all yours bro.

It's ok, I'll just have to do it twice as much when I finally do get with her to make up for it.

Awesome, and don't be a minute man.

Well I still have to run the play.

Yes, of course, lets not get ahead of ourselves.

But that's the easy part

That sounds like what a rapist would say. creepermm

Originally posted by Thoren
That sounds like what a rapist would say. creepermm

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Originally posted by Barker
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/562/solidten.jpg

I'd drag my dick through a thousand miles of broken glass and tell SC2 that he's a decent guy just to swim in the last toilet she shat in.

My "has a penis" alarm is going off here.

Originally posted by Digi
My "has a penis" alarm is going off here.

Indeed. The jaw.

Baker won't listen.

You're all flaming homos.

Except you Digi since you're a global. haermm

Ten.

More like "wouldn't cost more than ten yen" amirite

Originally posted by Digi
My "has a penis" alarm is going off here.
I thought that. yes

Originally posted by Barker
More like "wouldn't cost more than ten yen" amirite no

****.

.

Um, that's a dude.

This is precisely where my 9-point rating scale would be perfect. 10's are for chumps!

uhuh

Unattractive Girls: 1-2-3
Average Girls: 4-5-6
Attractive Girls: 7-8-9

So, "she's attractive, but on the lower end of attractive" would be a 7. But 7 means something different for everyone in a 10-point scale, there's no common ground for discussion.

Bark's girl is a 3. Thoren's is a 9, probably a 7-8 without photo correction and hipster glasses.

Originally posted by Barker
Um, that's a dude. Maybe you're secretly a woman in a boys body?

Originally posted by Digi
Bark's girl is a 3.

Meh. I can still dig the slightly manly lookin' chicks. As long as she is in pretty good shape and has a brain.

Originally posted by Digi
Thoren's is a 9, probably a 7-8 without photo correction and hipster glasses.



She'd be an 8 without the piercing. Glasses are fine. Because of the piercing, she's a 7.5. I'm more into the natural "Greek Classicism" types. Nice natural, flowing, delicate features without too much artificiality.


More posts, please. Feel free to post dudes, too. No need to make this one-sided.

dont mind if i do haermm
http://i42.tinypic.com/10z3bl2.jpg

You just ruined this thread.

Ruined...or improved? biscuits

Just for that uhuh

http://i41.tinypic.com/mhayo7.jpg

I counter with this.

and one of these link-rape
http://i39.tinypic.com/jfbzgn.gif

Bark, who's the man-thing you keep posting? I'm curious now.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Meh. I can still dig the slightly manly lookin' chicks. As long as she is in pretty good shape and has a brain.





She'd be an 8 without the piercing. Glasses are fine. Because of the piercing, she's a 7.5. I'm more into the natural "Greek Classicism" types. Nice natural, flowing, delicate features without too much artificiality.


More posts, please. Feel free to post dudes, too. No need to make this one-sided.

The **** you on? Greek classicism?!! She's a hot chick. Greek classicism. Christ.



Yeah, mannish is fine in the right context. It's pretty well-known that personality compatibility accounts for a ton. But we basically have to apply "I only see a picture" standards to anyone in KMC discussion. I'm way more attracted to a 7 who, say, loves Doctor Who than a 9 who is dumb as nails.

Originally posted by silver_tears
dont mind if i do haermm
http://i42.tinypic.com/10z3bl2.jpg Why is he wearing lipstick in that picture?

Originally posted by Digi

The **** you on? Greek classicism?!! She's a hot chick. Greek classicism. Christ.



This stuff:

http://www.florin.ms/greekslave1.jpg

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/608389/608389,1291306946,9/stock-photo-greek-goddess-sculpture-isolated-on-black-66385666.jpg

http://www.steliart.com/images/heracles_statue.jpg

http://www.marketmanila.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/1127.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-68iMPasrQ78/TkvRozUOIBI/AAAAAAAAB_A/BZIxRhTZdAc/s400/dyingniobidfront.jpg


I find those forms aesthetic.


Of course, there are more attractive forms out there but I just find those sculptures to be beautiful from an artistic point of view. The women have nice smooth, flowing, feminine lines...not too exaggerated. In the Heracles statue, he is very muscular but not unnaturally large. He looks like a true hero, not our modern bloated body builder types.

Originally posted by Digi
Yeah, mannish is fine in the right context.

No, not mannish. With slight masculine features but nothing too over-the-top. I am okay with a more pronounced jaw-line on a woman who is athletically built. I expect that, almost, from that type. More testosterone in the system during puberty will produce those slightly more masculine features.


When I get home, I'll post Louise C_liffe (remove the underscore). I think she's almost perfect in some of her older pictures (she got too thin as she got older).

.

Originally posted by dadudemon
This stuff:

Haha, ok. I do like the chain on that first one though.

My 10's (or 9's on my scale). Geez. Among recognizable people? Rachel Leigh Cook:
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=rachael+leigh+cook&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1920&bih=934&tbm=isch&tbnid=WLpov5o4Vrb9iM:&imgrefurl=http://www.joblo.com/horror-movies/news/rachael-leigh-cook-other-hotties-join-the-cast-of-vampire&docid=9bHQ1588vkwFFM&imgurl=http://www.joblo.com/images_arrownews/rlcq22.jpg&w=450&h=626&ei=0MYsT-_ODImEtgfTjaWdDg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=893&vpy=425&dur=449&hovh=265&hovw=190&tx=102&ty=135&sig=106913513428450273620&page=1&tbnh=149&tbnw=107&start=0&ndsp=65&ved=1t:429,r:6,s:0
...has to be with the short black hair. Anything else and she isn't the same.

Shawn Johnson:
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=shawn+johnson&num=10&um=1&hl=en&biw=1920&bih=934&tbm=isch&tbnid=ddjiX5F0vge59M:&imgrefurl=http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php%3Ft%3D134833651%26page%3D6&docid=sJlEoM9dTQR3YM&imgurl=http://new.intimatecelebs.com/celebs/shawn_johnson/ shawn_johnson_transformers_revenge_of_the_fallen_p
remiere_2zPMFSp.jpg&w=1454&h=2000&ei=BccsT9bnFcTMtgeXs-zYDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=493&vpy=271&dur=1776&hovh=263&hovw=191&tx=139&ty=142&sig=106913513428450273620&sqi=2&page=1&tbnh=116&tbnw=84&start=0&ndsp=71&ved=1t:429,r:19,s:0

...not her hottest photo. But the best ones of her make me seem a touch too pedo, so I'm not going there. But dem dimples do it for me.

Originally posted by Digi
Bark, who's the man-thing you keep posting? I'm curious now.
MRUOoSKt6Kg

131wank etc

This thread needs a little bit o' dis:
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly56l1aMkE1qce5m2o10_500.jpg

and especially a little bit o' dat:
http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/thatacdcchick/16994795063/1/tumblr_lyu95quG6V1r8aq1n

i said solid 10s

This thread can't be redeemed. ffuuu

Yes it can:


http://i2.listal.com/image/1254967/600full-louise-cliffe.jpg

http://images.askmen.com/photos/louise-cliffe/louise-cliffe-87122.jpg

http://www.gulfcoastfishingconnection.com/forums/attachments/forum43/20689d1317298580-louise-cliffe-17.jpg

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Why is he wearing lipstick in that picture?

he t'isn't, that's obviously blood haermm

Oh sh*t, Eleanor Friedberger is in the Fiery Furnaces. Why didn't you say so Bark?

I thought you hated her haermm

Do you like FF? I've never met anyone else who's even heard of them.

I said she looks mannish. She does. Doesn't mean I hate her.

I want to like the Furnaces, but they're really more of an occasional bizarre itch that I scratch in my collection. They get points for originality - Blueberry Boat is a legit triumph of postmodern indie rock, for example - but I can't really listen to them often.

"Indie bands" is such a ridiculously wide open genre. Two fans of indie rock can compare a dozen bands each and not have one in common. So I don't pretend to know a whole lot about the genre as a whole, but I pop on Pitchfork every now and then and listen to tracks. When a new band strikes my fancy, I get some of their music. FF managed to do that once, so I'm somewhat familiar with them.

Posting one more time to new page it due to the stupid ass stretching from the bigass images I posted.

BUmp

Posting one more time to new page it due to the stupid ass stretching from the bigass images I posted.

Bump 1

Posting one more time to new page it due to the stupid ass stretching from the bigass images I posted.

Edit - Finally.

sorry im late to the party. you guys and your threads aboot me.

Originally posted by Digi
I said she looks mannish. She does. Doesn't mean I hate her.

I want to like the Furnaces, but they're really more of an occasional bizarre itch that I scratch in my collection. They get points for originality - Blueberry Boat is a legit triumph of postmodern indie rock, for example - but I can't really listen to them often.

"Indie bands" is such a ridiculously wide open genre. Two fans of indie rock can compare a dozen bands each and not have one in common. So I don't pretend to know a whole lot about the genre as a whole, but I pop on Pitchfork every now and then and listen to tracks. When a new band strikes my fancy, I get some of their music. FF managed to do that once, so I'm somewhat familiar with them.
Awesome. I agree mostly, but there's something about her that really just makes me :3.

Originally posted by Barker
Awesome. I agree mostly, but there's something about her that really just makes me :3.

Really makes you what? You used the "balls on a face" text smilie.

http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh241/celebrityobsession2008/Summer%20Glau/summer-glau-terminator010805.jpg

rawr

Summer Glau herbtouched

I know now how I'll be spending the rest of my night.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Really makes you what? You used the "balls on a face" text smilie.
Touche.

If its alone thinking about me, I'm very flattered.

If it isn't, than I don't care.

Originally posted by Thoren
If its alone thinking about me, I'm very flattered.

If it isn't, than I don't care.

This thread is ruined thanks to Irene. uhuh

*CoughThisthreadneedssomeEmberCough*

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/9195/emberxb9.jpg

SCARLETT JOHANSSON

Originally posted by Kharhmah
*CoughThisthreadneedssomeEmberCough*

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/9195/emberxb9.jpg if i dont marry her, i have no reason to live.

I hope you're not on the news one day for the murder and hiding of a singers body. yawn

Why would I murder my waifu?

Obsessed people do strange things.

It's not obsession it's love.

Neg

Solid 10s thread
Solid 10s thread

Boobs?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/af/Megan_Fox_LF.jpg/170px-Megan_Fox_LF.jpg

http://www.dailymakeover.com/appImages/galleryImages/all_womens_looks/Meagan_Good+June_01_2008.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3wYQAz8q00U/SfH8SDnGd3I/AAAAAAAAACI/X4zksQj9y4Q/s400/Angela%2Bbassett.bmp

And I heard someone say something about guys:

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjA2MzY4ODEwNV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNTk2MjM3Mw@@._V1._SY314_CR14,0,214,314_.jpg

Need I say more?

http://i40.tinypic.com/mtktox.jpg

you're welcome 13

Did you have fun in Africa?

Hi Irene.

Please respond.

Spiteful is ignoring us.

Originally posted by Thoren
Did you have fun in Africa?

I was in the Dominican whore.


Hi Michael.

Originally posted by silver_tears
I was in the Dominican whore.


Hi Michael. They're black too right?

More of a mocha hmm

Nonsense woman, they're Spanish speaking Africans

haermm

They're beautiful people.

Viruses

I LIKE ME A BROWN MAN, HINT HINT, NUDGE NUDGE

I have thumbs.

Gives fingering a new meaning.

I also have a fist.

I also had this pic but it didn't load for some reason:

http://www.jurgita.com/images_new/models/M/portfolio-picture/w422xh450/Channing-Tatum-10519-10.jpg

I don't mean to backseat mod, but those kinds of pictures go in the VG Vs forum.

Channing Tatum IS a solid 10. He belongs here.

That's strike two. One more and you lose your man card.

Real men give credit where credit is due.

And on that note, I sign off for the night. Peace, lol.

SEE YOU TOMORROW, PLEASE POST EF PICS.

Enough with the man pics, this isn't a thread for queers.

Originally posted by Barker
I also have a fist.

I want to print this picture out, roll it up, and make love to it.

http://jackywinter.com/static/files/assets/c9edb56d/eleanorFriedberger_METRO.jpg

That's haunting.

Neg

Originally posted by Thoren
That's haunting.

Originally posted by Barker
PLEASE POST EF PICS.

Originally posted by silver_tears
I LIKE ME A BROWN MAN, HINT HINT, NUDGE NUDGE

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa256/Thorin_bucket/_MG_9845-2lead.jpg

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa256/Thorin_bucket/EleanorFriedbergereleanor.png

Our god is an awesome god.

Thank you. thankyou

I need more.

Ok

I will never smell one of her farts.

Eww. noneermm

ermmnone

What about smelling your fingers after insertion?

I don't understand the question, please rephrase.

Fingering her ****?

Get it?

EF looks like Honks ~unimpressedpb~

Not derped in here in a while.

2D girl is still a meme? **** you guys are boring.

I demand new drama and entertainment!

foreveralone

Originally posted by silver_tears
EF looks like Honks ~unimpressedpb~
Hanks, I will. creepermm
Originally posted by lord xyz
Not derped in here in a while.

2D girl is still a meme? **** you guys are boring.

I demand new drama and entertainment!
>derped
>thinking anyone's mentioned 2D in weeks

gb2 reddit slime

Ten, solid

Mines better.

I don't THINK so.

I KNOW so.

Oh I looked at the picture.

I'd let her sit next to me in Art History if you know what I mean.

I'd let her sit next to me in the movies, dig for popcorn, if you know what I mean?

Would you let her rotate your tires?

Is that similar to a purple nirple?

Mine or hers?

Hers I think.

I would drop out of college just to step in the same state as her.

Odds are, she's been in Utah, so drop out.

Shit.

I'll expect your papers on my desk by half six.

Nigga I don't even do papers for classes, why would I do it for you?

Resignation papers, fool

YOU RECKON

I WANT TO WORK FOR THOREN AND CO FOR AS LONG AS I LIVE

1000 man boners