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A penfriend in Germany wants to visit London in the spring. What tone would you all take if inviting an attractive, geeky sort of girl to stay with you?

Thanks in advance for your help.

So you wanna rape her...and you're asking us for suggestions?

I ask her if she's willing to stay in Utah despite visiting only London.

haermm

I have no advice, I don't like Germans.

Bardock uhuh

Just f--ing ask. Simple, to the point, non-creeper. Best way.

Sounds iffy though. You shouldn't rely on penfriends (people still do that?) for romantic interests. If you live in friggin London, there's 100 single, horny girls within a mile radius of you right now. And probably at least 1-2 that will like you. Get to it.

Originally posted by Digi
Just f--ing ask. Simple, to the point, non-creeper. Best way.

Sounds iffy though. You shouldn't rely on penfriends (people still do that?) for romantic interests. If you live in friggin London, there's 100 single, horny girls within a mile radius of you right now. And probably at least 1-2 that will like you. Get to it. dont listen to digi, hes just jelly.
and hot.

Hey Digi.. what'cha wearing?

i want you.

Only invite her if you can afford the transportation, food and board

Originally posted by Dave_97
dont listen to digi, hes just jelly.
and hot.

Hey Digi.. what'cha wearing?

i want you.

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Back off.

Go on lots of dates. Take her to various eateries, shops, local interests, etc. Make sure you make time to spend alone with her during the evenings.

Weemonz are teh most horneez in the morning (around 10 AM, if you get up at 6 or 7) about an hour after working out. Hint hint, wink wink.

So maybe setup a hotel.


If a girl is visiting you, it is about a 99% guarantee that she is aware of what may take place. I am sure she expects, especially if you have had romantic discourse with her, something to happen. Do not disappoint, try not to get too nervous, and don't forget to get her jollies before you get yours (you'll probably last a minute or two...so you'll want to make sure she's happy before you spend your glorious 60-120 seconds...no, I am not busting your chops: that's probably how it will go down for most guys their first time around...).

Lastly...no bates for at least a week before she gets there. Trust me.



Above all, don't show her my post because that may come off as really bad: getting advice on how to get LAIDZ is not the most high-brow way for getting relationship advice.


Good luck, dewd.


Originally posted by Dave_97
dont listen to digi, hes just jelly.
and hot.

Hey Digi.. what'cha wearing?

i want you.

Originally posted by Digi
Auto-Note (Mar 31st, 2009 05:34 PM) User banned by BackFire, for 3 days

Reason: Posting homosexual pornography in the OTF.

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Back off.

haermm

Originally posted by Digi
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Back off.

okay, For the last god damn time, it was not Homosexual.
ONE GUY NAKED, IS NOT BY ANY MEANS GAY.
How do you know it wasn't a woman taking a picture of her man?
I dated a girl who loved seeing my dick, Does that make her gay?
There wasn't any other guys in the photo, he wasn't covered in man sperm.
Thats like seeing a naked girl and saying its Lesbian pornography.
Sure shes masturbating to you, for you, because of you, RIGHT NOW on cam. but shes a lesbian.

god damnit, i swear you mods do this to piss me off.
our wedding is off, you used to be cool.

Originally posted by Thoren
haermm Hey sexy. Wanna make sex?

I'm not a ***.

Originally posted by Digi
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Back off.
crylaugh

Originally posted by Thoren
I'm not a ***. you're a sexy

Originally posted by Bigon
A penfriend in Germany wants to visit London in the spring. What tone would you all take if inviting an attractive, geeky sort of girl to stay with you?

Thanks in advance for your help.

Formal yet erotic?