Late Nite With Michael O'barker
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Thoren
FEATURING THE THORNROOTS!
TONIGHT WE WELCOME, IRENE SILVER TEARS CANADA
let's shitpost. 31
Barker
Special musical guest is Eleanor Friedberger.
Well uh
welcome to the show..
glad you all made it safely..
lets get into the monologue..
bobby brown left whitney's funeral after a disagreement today.. yeah.. yeah.. i guess he won't always love her..
heh heh..
Barker
so uh, apple announced mac os x 10.8 this week
it's called mountain lion
and i'd be mountain lion if i said i didn't want a mac
Thoren
I need to upgrade to a newer model.
Barker
Cannot.
Macs are like beers.
Thoren
You're not old enough to buy one?
Barker
She needs more bangs.
Thoren
Tell us Axel, what have you been up too lately?
silver_tears
I've arrived. Let's all relax now plebs.
Thoren
You've been canceled.
Barker
Eye.. eyerine has arrived.
Thoren
Clever
-Jason Alexander
RogerRamjet
is Utah as flat as they say it is? and why would they build a city in the middle of an ocean that dried out millions of years ago?
i was never around when everybody gave their seasons greetings to each other here on KMC...made me kinda sad
Barker
Who said Utah was flat? crackers
I used to live in St. George at 2800 feet, now I live in Cedar about 40 minutes away at 5800 feet. Shit's all over the place.
Thoren
Try breathing in Colorado. crackers
Barker
I wouldn't go to Colorado to spit on it. crackers
Thoren
What about to shit on? crackers
Barker
Only if I could squat from Utah and do my thing over the state line. biscuits
Thoren
Do that to Nevada as well. biscuits
Barker
heh heh YEAH, **** nevada 13
Thoren
Isn't that where Lancewindu is? Haermm
Barker
srug, he's all over the place.
Thoren
You keeping tabs on him?
Barker
Hell no.
OH MY GOD IT'S SKEETS' BIRTHDAY
Barker
I don't think he comes here anymore.
Barker
I know, ****ing weak
Thoren
I hope he's in jail, the scum.
Barker
Don't tell him I said this but there's some pictures of him camping with black people and I thought it was funny
Thoren
haermm
Was he black?
Barker
No, he was your kind. ermmnone
Thoren
Oh.
We don't claim him.
Barker
I might make enchiladas tomorrow, am I accepted?
Thoren
Depends how you make them.
silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
No, he was your kind. ermmnone
Aren't you both brown? haermm
Barker
Originally posted by Thoren
Depends how you make them.
What is that supposed to mean?
Originally posted by silver_tears
Aren't you both brown? haermm
I'm the half-blood prince. crackers
Thoren
Well you making them with corn or flower? Hambuger meat, chicken or just cheese? Mole, green chili, or regular sauce?
Barker
Corn.
Chicken.
Some weird cream of chicken sauce.
Thoren
Go **** yourself and your cream of chicken.
silver_tears
I want guacamole droolio
Barker
I might make enchiladas tonight seriously, you guys are gonna miss out
silver_tears
I enjoy a good enchilada.
Thoren
So I just got an uninvited guest, coming on Friday.
I'm gonna slap my momma for saying my uncle could stay with me for a fortnight.
Thoren
Seriously though, two ****ing weeks, I can barely take him for two hours.
I hate when family thinks they can plan shit for you, and without your consent.
Barker
Tell him and your mom to take that invitation, turn it sideways, shine it up real nice, and etc
Thoren
I would, but than my mom would get all hysterical and say why don't I love her, blah blah blah...
Its a whole mess
Barker
Just fake your own murder or something.
Thoren
I don't think that would help matters.
Maybe I'll say I'm going out of town on business. Though she might still tell me to let him stay there unsupervised.
Barker
I want to go running but the sidewalks are still covered in snow from Saturday night and I don't want to split my head slipping on that shit
What do
silver_tears
Why isn't Barker capital? haermm
Thoren
Originally posted by Barker
I want to go running but the sidewalks are still covered in snow from Saturday night and I don't want to split my head slipping on that shit
What do
Chance it.Originally posted by silver_tears
Why isn't Barker capital? haermm
Because you're a filthy girl.
Barker
5:38
biscuits biscuits biscuits
Barker
Did a 5:38 mile, 3 seconds off my PR from my sophomore year
please respond
Barker
Thanks once again T
Barker
Now fix the thread title.
silver_tears
I'm just saying, Brien is capitalized....
Barker
Thanks Silver Tears.
Barker
I will boycott this thread.
Thoren
srug
I'll kill you. crackers
Barker
Scale 9-10 how many 2D girls would I get if I tried to pull off this look?
Thoren
I like the shoes.
I don't anything about 2D girls taste, so srug.
Barker
Neither do I. haermm
Thoren
I think you could pull it off. You're the right frame.
If you could find a pic of the way 2D girl normally dresses, than I could tell you if she would be interested.
Thoren
You know that saying, the clothes make the man?
Well it doesn't make the full man, you need personality, and courage too.
Go to a gentleman's seminar.
Barker
I've never heard that.
We don't have those in Utah.
Thoren
They have them everywhere.
silver_tears
TEXASS haermm
silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
Scale 9-10 how many 2D girls would I get if I tried to pull off this look?
Also, I like everything about this. Except the queer murse. haermm
Thoren
Originally posted by Barker
TEXAS IS no
Barker
Originally posted by silver_tears
Also, I like everything about this. Except the queer murse. haermm
salute
Originally posted by Thoren
no
Originally posted by silver_tears
Also, I like everything about this. Except the queer murse. haermm
Your item was delivered at 3:20 pm on February 21, 2012 in CEDAR CITY, UT 84720.
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~massive131wank~
Thoren
I've now discovered your zip code. creepermm
Barker
My jacket is in the kitchen, please don't write on it.
Barker
Do you know a tailor? I need one.
Thoren
Mine.
His name is Carmine Vericci. Located inside the Galleria Mall
Thoren
Do you think I know a tailor in every state?
silver_tears
OMFG OMFG OMFG
silver_tears
Michael Barker, I wuv oo.
Thoren
Why couldn't you make it yourself?
silver_tears
Laziness mostly. I didn't wanna visit the emoticon borderlands haermm
silver_tears
Originally posted by silver_tears
Michael Barker, I wuv oo.
Thoren
>2012
>Using the word emoticons
upb
silver_tears
Would you prefer 'smilies,' pleb? upb
Thoren
Anything other than emoticons.
Go to sleep, wench.
silver_tears
I will. My tummy hurts a bit. Googling symptoms. Might have leprosy. upb
Thoren
Get out of my thread, and quarantine yourself.
Barker
You changed your ****ing sig
Thoren
Thanks for noticing.
silver_tears
YEAH ARMANDO?
Thoren
HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?
Thoren
More like Mikael amirite?
Barker
I want to change my name to James Franco Barker.
Thoren
My stage name will be Marco Seanz. 131
Barker
That is possibly the worst last name I've ever heard.
Thoren
Its a Spanish last name.
**** you buddy!
Barker
Don't you mean chinga ermmnone
Thoren
Chinga tu madre guey
silver_tears
Originally posted by Thoren
HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?
I KNOW A LOT OF THINGS
Barker
Came into work late. CEO was here. I missed him bringing lunch for everyone, so he gave me $20, thanked me and left.
I feel bad. ermmsad
Thoren
Originally posted by silver_tears
I KNOW A LOT OF THINGS Whats my P size?
silver_tears
7 inches. Flaccid.
Barker
Originally posted by silver_tears
7 inches. Flaccid.
Thoren
Originally posted by silver_tears
7 inches. Flaccid. bg
Barker
Originally posted by Thoren
bg
~reallybighaermm~ bg
black guy
Thoren
I was going to name it, mmhmm
Barker
Should have named it ******
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