Late Nite With Michael O'barker

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Thoren
FEATURING THE THORNROOTS!


TONIGHT WE WELCOME, IRENE SILVER TEARS CANADA


let's shitpost. 31

Barker
Special musical guest is Eleanor Friedberger.

Well uh

welcome to the show..

glad you all made it safely..

lets get into the monologue..

bobby brown left whitney's funeral after a disagreement today.. yeah.. yeah.. i guess he won't always love her..

heh heh..

Thoren
Bazinga.

Barker
so uh, apple announced mac os x 10.8 this week

it's called mountain lion

and i'd be mountain lion if i said i didn't want a mac

Thoren
I need to upgrade to a newer model.

Barker
I need one period.

Thoren
Get on my level.

Barker
Cannot.

Macs are like beers.

Thoren
You're not old enough to buy one?

Barker

Thoren
Karen.

Barker
She needs more bangs.

Ax3l
Great to be here

Thoren
Tell us Axel, what have you been up too lately?

silver_tears
I've arrived. Let's all relax now plebs.

Thoren
You've been canceled.

Barker
Eye.. eyerine has arrived.

Thoren
Clever



-Jason Alexander

Barker
Thanks.

Thoren
herbtu

Barker
herb

RogerRamjet
is Utah as flat as they say it is? and why would they build a city in the middle of an ocean that dried out millions of years ago?

i was never around when everybody gave their seasons greetings to each other here on KMC...made me kinda sad

Barker
Who said Utah was flat? crackers

I used to live in St. George at 2800 feet, now I live in Cedar about 40 minutes away at 5800 feet. Shit's all over the place.

Thoren
Try breathing in Colorado. crackers

Barker
I wouldn't go to Colorado to spit on it. crackers

Thoren
What about to shit on? crackers

Barker
Only if I could squat from Utah and do my thing over the state line. biscuits

Thoren
Do that to Nevada as well. biscuits

Barker
heh heh YEAH, **** nevada 13

Thoren
Isn't that where Lancewindu is? Haermm

Barker
srug, he's all over the place.

Thoren
You keeping tabs on him?

Barker
Hell no.

OH MY GOD IT'S SKEETS' BIRTHDAY

Thoren
Make a thread

Barker
I don't think he comes here anymore.

Thoren
**** him than.

Barker
I know, ****ing weak

Thoren
I hope he's in jail, the scum.

Barker
Don't tell him I said this but there's some pictures of him camping with black people and I thought it was funny

Thoren
haermm

Was he black?

Barker
No, he was your kind. ermmnone

Thoren
Oh.

We don't claim him.

Barker
I might make enchiladas tomorrow, am I accepted?

Thoren
Depends how you make them.

silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
No, he was your kind. ermmnone

Aren't you both brown? haermm

Barker
Originally posted by Thoren
Depends how you make them.
What is that supposed to mean?
Originally posted by silver_tears
Aren't you both brown? haermm
I'm the half-blood prince. crackers

Thoren
Well you making them with corn or flower? Hambuger meat, chicken or just cheese? Mole, green chili, or regular sauce?

Barker
Corn.

Chicken.

Some weird cream of chicken sauce.

Thoren
Go **** yourself and your cream of chicken.

silver_tears
I want guacamole droolio

Thoren
13

Barker
I might make enchiladas tonight seriously, you guys are gonna miss out

silver_tears
I enjoy a good enchilada.

Thoren
So I just got an uninvited guest, coming on Friday.

I'm gonna slap my momma for saying my uncle could stay with me for a fortnight.

Barker
Sorry.

Thoren
Seriously though, two ****ing weeks, I can barely take him for two hours.

I hate when family thinks they can plan shit for you, and without your consent.

Barker
Tell him and your mom to take that invitation, turn it sideways, shine it up real nice, and etc

Thoren
I would, but than my mom would get all hysterical and say why don't I love her, blah blah blah...

Its a whole mess

Barker
Just fake your own murder or something.

Thoren
I don't think that would help matters.

Maybe I'll say I'm going out of town on business. Though she might still tell me to let him stay there unsupervised.

Barker
Try anyway haermm

Thoren
I will. yep

Barker
I want to go running but the sidewalks are still covered in snow from Saturday night and I don't want to split my head slipping on that shit

What do

silver_tears
Why isn't Barker capital? haermm

Thoren
Originally posted by Barker
I want to go running but the sidewalks are still covered in snow from Saturday night and I don't want to split my head slipping on that shit

What do
Chance it.Originally posted by silver_tears
Why isn't Barker capital? haermm
Because you're a filthy girl.

Barker
5:38

biscuits biscuits biscuits

Thoren
Huh?

Barker
Did a 5:38 mile, 3 seconds off my PR from my sophomore year

please respond

Thoren
Thanks I will.

Barker
Thanks mate

Thoren
Any time B.

Barker
Thanks once again T

Thoren
No probs jobs.

Barker
Now fix the thread title.

Thoren
Nay.

Barker
I said,

silver_tears
I'm just saying, Brien is capitalized....

Barker
Thanks Silver Tears.

Thoren
Deal with it plebs

Barker
I will boycott this thread.

Thoren
srug

I'll kill you. crackers

Barker
Scale 9-10 how many 2D girls would I get if I tried to pull off this look?

Thoren
I like the shoes.

I don't anything about 2D girls taste, so srug.

Barker
Neither do I. haermm

Thoren
I think you could pull it off. You're the right frame.

If you could find a pic of the way 2D girl normally dresses, than I could tell you if she would be interested.

Barker
Ok, tonight salute

Thoren
You know that saying, the clothes make the man?

Well it doesn't make the full man, you need personality, and courage too.

Go to a gentleman's seminar.

Barker
I've never heard that.

We don't have those in Utah.

Thoren
They have them everywhere.

Barker
Except Youtah.

Thoren
Youtah iz 4 kweerz

Barker
TEXAS IS

silver_tears
TEXASS haermm

silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
Scale 9-10 how many 2D girls would I get if I tried to pull off this look?

Also, I like everything about this. Except the queer murse. haermm

Thoren
Originally posted by Barker
TEXAS IS no

Barker
Originally posted by silver_tears
Also, I like everything about this. Except the queer murse. haermm
salute
Originally posted by Thoren
no
Originally posted by silver_tears
Also, I like everything about this. Except the queer murse. haermm
Your item was delivered at 3:20 pm on February 21, 2012 in CEDAR CITY, UT 84720.
Out for Delivery, February 21, 2012, 7:53 am, CEDAR CITY, UT 84720
Sorting Complete, February 21, 2012, 7:43 am, CEDAR CITY, UT 84720
Arrival at Post Office, February 21, 2012, 4:52 am, CEDAR CITY, UT 84720
Depart USPS Sort Facility, February 18, 2012, SALT LAKE CITY, UT 84199
Processed through USPS Sort Facility, February 18, 2012, 1:14 am, SALT LAKE CITY, UT 84199
Electronic Shipping Info Received, February 17, 2012
Processed at USPS Origin Sort Facility, February 16, 2012, 10:10 pm, BOSTON, MA 02205
Accepted at USPS Origin Sort Facility, February 16, 2012, 8:55 pm, PEABODY, MA 01961

~massive131wank~

silver_tears
jockey

Thoren
I've now discovered your zip code. creepermm

Barker
My jacket is in the kitchen, please don't write on it.

Thoren
No promises.

Barker
Do you know a tailor? I need one.

Thoren
Mine.

His name is Carmine Vericci. Located inside the Galleria Mall

Barker
That doesn't help.

Thoren
Do you think I know a tailor in every state?

Barker
Yes.

upb

silver_tears
OMFG OMFG OMFG

Thoren
You amaze me.
upb

silver_tears
Michael Barker, I wuv oo.

Thoren
Why couldn't you make it yourself?

silver_tears
Laziness mostly. I didn't wanna visit the emoticon borderlands haermm

Barker
thankyou

silver_tears
Originally posted by silver_tears
Michael Barker, I wuv oo.

Thoren
>2012

>Using the word emoticons

upb

silver_tears
Would you prefer 'smilies,' pleb? upb

Thoren
Anything other than emoticons.

Go to sleep, wench.

silver_tears
I will. My tummy hurts a bit. Googling symptoms. Might have leprosy. upb

Thoren
Get out of my thread, and quarantine yourself.

Barker
You changed your ****ing sig

Thoren
Thanks for noticing.

Barker
Who

Thoren
Yu.

silver_tears
bimp.

Thoren
HEY IRENE?

silver_tears
YEAH ARMANDO?

Thoren
HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?

Barker
Michael

Thoren
More like Mikael amirite?

Barker
I want to change my name to James Franco Barker.

Thoren
Oh dear lord.

Barker
13

Thoren
My stage name will be Marco Seanz. 131

Barker
That is possibly the worst last name I've ever heard.

Thoren
Its a Spanish last name.

**** you buddy!

Barker
Don't you mean chinga ermmnone

Thoren
Chinga tu madre guey

Barker
Calmate

Thoren
Por que?

Barker
No se

Thoren
Puro miedra

silver_tears
Originally posted by Thoren
HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?

I KNOW A LOT OF THINGS

Barker
Came into work late. CEO was here. I missed him bringing lunch for everyone, so he gave me $20, thanked me and left.

I feel bad. ermmsad

Thoren
Originally posted by silver_tears
I KNOW A LOT OF THINGS Whats my P size?

silver_tears
7 inches. Flaccid.

Barker
Originally posted by silver_tears
7 inches. Flaccid.

Thoren
Originally posted by silver_tears
7 inches. Flaccid. bg

Barker
Originally posted by Thoren
bg
~reallybighaermm~ bg

black guy

Thoren
I was going to name it, mmhmm

Barker
Should have named it ******

Thoren
oh

Barker
biscuits

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