secrets of sleep

Text-only Version: Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.



hobbs
Every person that does not lay down (sleep) on his stomach in his sleep at night and collapsed as narrated that the Prophet (PBUH) said (she decubitus people of Hell). He (she hated decubitus God Almighty) Narrated by Abu Dawood, the attribution true.

And my father Hrirhreda upon him said: "The Messenger of Allah, peace and a man lying on his stomach, he said that this manner of lying hated by Allah and His Messenger." Narrated by al-Tirmidhi isnaad.


And narrated Iboamamh may Allah be pleased with him said: "The Prophet, peace be upon him and a man sleeping in Almsadjadmenbtah on his face hit him with his foot and said: Do they sleep and incapacitated hellish" Narrated by Ibn Majah.
Modern science has proven that sleeping on the right side is the best in achieving housing, health and physical asleep.


It is the secrets of sleep on the right side:

- The left lung is smaller than the right so the heart lighter.

- And be stable liver does not hold.

- Stomach and stuck above all comfort.

- Easier to empty what's inside after the digestion of food.

- Sleeping on the right side of the finest medical procedures that facilitate the function Algosbatallrioah left to put in the speed of mucous secretions.

Some studies have also shown that the pillow of the right hand with the right side of the brain leads to a series of events through which the vibrations are emptying the brain of excess cargo and harmful, leading to relaxation appropriate for a perfect sleep


Harmful effects of sleep on the back:

- An oral breathing Onalvm open when you lie down on the back to relax the lower jaw.

And breathing from the mouth be subject to frequent colds and flu in winter, and drought cause gum inflammation and then to xerotica, as it raises potential cases of hyperthyroidism or hypertrophic Aldkhamaallthwaih.

- In this situation also, the soft palate and uvula oppose and obstruct the course of Faraganalkhichom Victher Algtit breathing and snoring.

- Wake up breathing space from his mouth and his tongue coated white unusual addition to bad breath.

- This position is suitable for the spine because it is not straight, and either contains the Antinain cervical and lumbar.
- Lead in children to platycephaly if accustomed for a long time.


Harmful effects of sleep on the left side:


- Then the heart is under pressure Alrihalemeny, which is larger than the left, which affect its function and reduces its activity, especially Andalmsnin.

- Pressing full stomach it will increase the pressure on the heart and liver.

- Remains the liver, which is the heaviest organ is flat, and hanging, and is located on the Ganbaloamn Fadguet on the heart and the stomach, delaying elimination.

- Experience has shown that conducted Galth and Putzeyh * The passage of food from the stomach to the intestine is in Fterhttraouh between 2.5 and 4.5 hours if the sleeping on the right side and not only in the 5 8 hours if left on its side.

From here aware of this tolerance of religion in the manners and his commitment to achieve all the benefits of the slaves and the payment of all the evil consequences of the physical or moral I seek refuge in you from the evils of ethics

Thoren
General Discussion Forum anyone?

Barker
Shitposting general?

Thoren
General shitposting?

Barker
Alright, here's the thing with sheep.

They just grow.

rudester
thats some crazy ass shit. lol

Thoren
I like their fur.

Barker
I once saw my grandma kill a sheep.

In the neck.

Yeah, those crazy indians.

Thoren
I once saw a wolf eat a sheep.

In the neck.

Yeah, those crazy PBS specials.

Barker
You think you're so tough.

Thoren
I am, I once knocked out a 6'4 skinhead who grabbed my ass.

Barker
I would have knocked him out for being bald.

Thoren
Would you have scalped him?

Barker
You so funny.

Thoren
creepermm

Barker
I often sleep from 1am to 8 am.

Thoren
Hey, me too.

Barker
I SHOULD be asleep from 11-6 though.

Thoren
Then go to bed at that time

Barker
One does not simply "Go to bed".

Thoren
Yes they do.

Barker
ermmnone

We're actually on topic

Thoren
Oh? This just won't do. noneermm

Barker
Don't talk down to me. ermmnone

Thoren
Don't talk up to me noneermm

Barker
Why I oughta.. ermmnone

Thoren
Ought to what? Give me money? noneermm

Barker
Nigga, no.

Thoren
ermmsad

Barker
I made sloppy joes

are you jelly

Thoren
Not remotely jelly.


Yeah, a little.

Barker
They're pretty sloppy

Thoren
Not anymore.

Barker
Actually it was a little thick jockey

Thoren
Sloppy thick Joe's?

Barker
No, but it was good.

I was so lazy today. ermmsad

Please respond.

Thoren
I know how you feel, I was lazy at work yesterday and today. Got nothing done.
upb

Barker
How are you employed?

Thoren
I have a very scary no expression face.

Barker
Yeah you do.

Thoren
But seriously, I do work my ass off in between kmc, technobuffalo, the verge, phonedog, twitter, etc...

Barker
SAME HERE HAERMM

Except not Phonedog.

Thoren
GET ON MY LEVEL

Barker
Seems like a decent place. upb

Thoren
Its shit, you know it, I know it.

But Aaron Baker is a good reviewer.

Barker
Why doesn't he desert to Verge then?

Thoren
Because Topolsky is a Jew.

Barker
bg

He somehow gets all the best writers to defect, he must be doing something right.

Thoren
Yeah, he pays them more, contrary to his peeps being famously cheap penny pinchers.

Barker
I'd let him pay me more salute

Thoren
I heard bloggers, and tech bloggers make anywhere from 90k-280k a year.

Barker
It would be fun, playing with all the hot shee, but I imagine the hours would be insane.

Plus if you worked for a place like Engadget, no matter what your work gets torn to shreds instantly.

Thoren
They're not much better on the Verge, or any other tech site, haters hate.

I found an article that this one guy who started his blog for fun/hobby, then he started doing it for a job. He is married and has kids now, but still pulls down 220k a year, with only a forty hour work week.

Barker
They are a little better on the Verge though.

Lets start a blog called Things Thoren Says.

Thoren
One thing I hate about the Verge, is that most of those idiots that post, always think they're a cut above the rest, then the actual writers of the column reply to them and take them down a notch, its funny to watch that shit play out.

We can do unboxings of Pokemon, and EF music. jockey

Barker
Anything Josh posts there instantly gets 900 likes haermm

And instead of CES or E3 we can follow her on tour. biscuits

Thoren
I know, it gets retweeted and shared. haermm

You go on tour, I'll get all the cool gadgets. jw00t

Barker
WHAT A CONCEPT

Well you have to come, we're a team.

Thoren
Yes I know.

Fine, but we'll go to MWC and htc's and Samsung events.

Apple too.

Barker
**** Apple

Thoren
You'll like it.

Barker
I love Apple.

Thoren
I want to get all Apple products for free.

CowardlyBlakMan
Originally posted by Barker
Shitposting general?

How ironic?

rudester
hey shitposting is so much fun. You get to act, You get to discover moods people are in and you get to read what type of behavioural patterns they have.

Barker
GOT MY TEDDIURSA

THIS

SHIT

IS

AWESOME

Thoren
wg

Astner
The secret to sleep is to schedule it and force yourself up at the exact same time every morning after eight hours of sleep.

Barker
Originally posted by Thoren
wg
Actually it kind of sucks since it's Hardy and Female but I'll train that ***** up good

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by Astner
The secret to sleep is to schedule it and force yourself up at the exact same time every morning after eight hours of sleep.

I do the same thing, but the number of hours asleep is a variable.

Thoren
Originally posted by Barker
Actually it kind of sucks since it's Hardy and Female but I'll train that ***** up good no expression

Barker

Thoren
Originally posted by Barker
that is WIN!

Barker
haermm

Thoren
I'll wear it while making racist slurs, then tell people you can't tell me anything because I'm black.

Barker
heheh, SLURS

Thoren
I had a rainbow Afro once.

Barker
Was that back in the 70s? What drugs were you on at the time?

Thoren
It was part of a clown costume.

I don't know what happened to it.

Barker
Why the **** were you a clown?

Thoren
Halloween, duh

Barker
Why not be something respectable like CM Punk?

Thoren
I was eleven, douche.

Barker
Why didn't you say so? bg

Thoren
Oh, I thought I did. noneermm

Barker
No, I thought this was at last years work christmas party or something

Thoren
Who dresses up for a Christmas party?

Barker
srug texas

Thoren
I think you've been cunfunded!

Barker
Office Space was in Texas.

Thoren
I thought it was canada

Barker
No, man.

Thoren
My bad, dawg.

Barker
They name drop like 50 Texan cities

Thoren
Its been a while since I've seen it.

Barker
You can never be the new Roland then.

Thoren
I've never wanted to be.

Barker
You don't like being 4 foot 9?

Thoren
No, I like being 5"11

Barker
You ever cliff jumped?

I swear I did like 30 feet once and almost shit myself

Thoren
Well, I wouldn't really call it a cliff, but I dived off this rocky ledge, it was about 16 feet into a big pond.

Pretty much same reaction as yours.

Barker
I thought I was going to die haermm because it was just a hole in the ground, not an open lake or ocean

Thoren
You have a serious lack of judgement.

ADarksideJedi
I wish I could get some sleep. It takes forever just to fall asleep for me;. So far nothing I been trying is helping. My last resort is to take sleeping pills.

Underthis
Why i read all of that big grin

Barker
5hZvwcUCYmI

Thoren
Is that you?

Barker
I lost a ton of weight, promise.

Thoren
And you also aged into an Indian.

Barker
ermmhappy Yep

Thoren
You can make money off that my friend.

Barker
Yeah, I get free money for it.

Thoren
And you're still poor upb

Barker
srug

I might be even poorer next semester. haermm

Thoren
Why, you won't pay rent, you'll be living in house?

How much are the dorms?

rudester
Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
I wish I could get some sleep. It takes forever just to fall asleep for me;. So far nothing I been trying is helping. My last resort is to take sleeping pills.

Same here. My mom was telling me drink milk son, warm milk...my friends made a pun joke..breast milk..lol. Anways umm warm milk with honey.... or tea with honey...

Barker
Originally posted by Thoren
Why, you won't pay rent, you'll be living in house?

How much are the dorms?
Well I'll probably take out loans up my ass for dorms and school, which will free up money

But still, I'll probably be down to part time which is $600 a month at best for car/phone/wrestling toys

Thoren
Toys haermm

Barker
FIGURES

Thoren
ACTION FIGURES!!!!!!!

Underthis
Heh, chat in here smile

Barrycolin
Sleep secrets for people with fibromyalgia ?
I have tried many prescription and herbal remedies to get some rest from the pain of fibromyalgia...does anyone have any other suggestions to get some rest ?






paintball guns
paintball gear
tippmann 98

Text-only Version: Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.