Willem Dafuc*ingfoe

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Patient_Leech
Willem Dafoe is the shiningest of starz in the milky way of Hollywood... how I worship his radiance...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38073000/jpg/_38073067_spiderman_dafoe150.jpg http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/2002/images/Spider-Man_Dafoe.jpg

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http://i2.listal.com/image/463676/600full-willem-dafoe.jpg



And there are so many more movies he's in that I have not yet seen... oh the shame... ugh3 Oh, dear Lord Dafoe, please forgive me. embarrasment

Edges of the Lord

The English Patient

Adam Resurrected (This one has Jeff Goldblum, too!!)

The Hunter

Triumph of the Spirit

and many, many more... oh, the shame, I am but a sinner... weep Come, sinners, and repent...

the ninjak
I have brought an offering for the lord.
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Patient_Leech
Your offering is accepted, but it does not excuse you from repentance. You still must repent!

YOU ALL MUST REPENT!!! OR HE WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND CASTRATE YOU WITH HIS HOLY GRACE AND MERCY!!!!!!

http://www.scifiscoop.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/willem_dafoe_daybreakers.jpg

Patient_Leech
Pretty good interview about Antichrist. In case someone hasn't seen it, I recommend it. One of the more beautifully filmed movies, but definitely the most psychologically disturbing that I've ever seen. So be warned.

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Patient_Leech
I have so been meaning to see Speed 2 again... for you know who. But I'm not sure I can bring myself to watch that shit again... lol. He'd probably make it worth it, though...

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the ninjak
Here's my repentance.

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Patient_Leech
That clears you of all sins. I might even elevate you to a prophet.. thumb up

the ninjak
Yes!!! as a prophet I show you the power of da Foe. Blowing up an entire battleship with a single act of sacrifice! Click for purification.

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Patient_Leech
pray

Good sir!! You have exceeded my expectations as a prophet of Dafoe!!! That is pure gold!! Is that from Speed 2?

Patient_Leech
Click for additional purification...

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the ninjak
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
pray

Good sir!! You have exceeded my expectations as a prophet of Dafoe!!! That is pure gold!! Is that from Speed 2?

Indeed it is.

Mr. Rhythmic
Willem Dafoe is a shining god among men.

Patient_Leech
Yes, amongst mere men indeed. Praise be to the Dafoe..

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Esau Cairn
All Hail Agent SMECKER!!!

Patient_Leech
Okay...

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rudester
I am now his number one fan.

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RANDY1888
Very interestinghttp://forexjobs.info/g.gif

Esau Cairn
Praising a male actor just got....uncomfortable. embarrasment

siriuswriter
I can highlight the kidDafoe. Such as playing the saber-tooth-tiger in all four Ice Ages and spoofing him self as "Gill," the scarred zebra-fish from Finding Nemo. He lends his voice to both characters so that we cannot forget that it is he.

ETA : Leechy, my friend, that clip is exquisite. Like... really. I've not seen many films with Defoe, but that made me think of Marlon Brando in "On the Waterfront" with all the passion that you can see in his whole body.

Scythe
Dafoe voiced the saber-tooth tiger from Ice Age? I thought that was Dennis Leary?

Kazenji
It was Denis leady

going to IMDb always helps.

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by siriuswriter
I can highlight the kidDafoe. Such as playing the saber-tooth-tiger in all four Ice Ages and spoofing him self as "Gill," the scarred zebra-fish from Finding Nemo. He lends his voice to both characters so that we cannot forget that it is he.

How dare you mistake that wannabe clown for the Dafoe!!! You have angered Him!!! evil



Originally posted by siriuswriter
ETA : Leechy, my friend, that clip is exquisite. Like... really. I've not seen many films with Defoe, but that made me think of Marlon Brando in "On the Waterfront" with all the passion that you can see in his whole body.

Ah, yes... praise the Dafoe and his holiness.. your sins are forgiven. innocent

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Scythe
Originally posted by Kazenji
It was Denis leady

going to IMDb always helps.

Ah, thought so, should've been Dafoe, would've made a better choice. Leary is pretty cool, but Dafoe has a pretty good voice.

siriuswriter
Originally posted by Scythe
Dafoe voiced the saber-tooth tiger from Ice Age? I thought that was Dennis Leary?


Um.... um.... yes I meant that. no expression

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by Scythe
Ah, thought so, should've been Dafoe, would've made a better choice. Leary is pretty cool, but Dafoe has a pretty good voice.

Your praise of the Dafoe seems... apprehensive, not enthusiastic enough. Work on that... no expression

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Esau Cairn
I often wondered what Dafoe thought of his role in Boondock, whether it was just a "paying gig" or if he actually enjoyed the role he played & relishes the cult status the movie became...?

I also think he would've made a better Ghost Rider then Cage.

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by Esau Cairn
I often wondered what Dafoe thought of his role in Boondock, whether it was just a "paying gig" or if he actually enjoyed the role he played & relishes the cult status the movie became...?

Looks like he must have enjoyed it to me... just look at him dancing up there... stick out tongue

The old pictures of Dafoe Christ is unpleasant and gruesome. So we're unleashing the new Image of Christ. It's called "Buddy Dafoe Christ." Doesn't it just *pop* "Buddy Dafoe"??

http://www.nndb.com/people/789/000022723/willemdafoe.jpg

siriuswriter
Ah, look what you did thurr.


Happy Dance

rudester
I've never seen one of his movies ever...which one is good?

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by rudester
I've never seen one of his movies ever...which one is good?

Ah, though your sins are great and wide, your honesty is appreciated. You have come to the right place. Repent and ask for forgiveness... AND THEN WATCH A MOVIE WITH HIM ASAP OR ELSE YOU WILL UPSET THE GREAT AND POWERFUL DAFOE!!! AND THEY'RE ALL GOOD!!! JUST PICK ONE!!! (however, The Last Temptation of Christ is a favorite of mine. He's gay in Boondock Saints and it's a pretty great movie. Also, the original and best Spider-man film features the great Dafoe. I'm really surprised you've never seen anything with him. He does a voice for Finding Nemo as well...)

I have a confession. I have seen the film American Psycho (twice in fact) and did not even remember that the Mighty Dafoe was in it. Oh, how pathetic and worthless I am... please forgive me, Lord Dafoe! I am such a fuc*ing idiot.. sad I'll also confess that I don't really understand the movie very well, so that's probably why I don't ever remember it.

the ninjak
Originally posted by rudester
I've never seen one of his movies ever...which one is good?
Damn son. You're in for a treat.

Platoon and Shadow of the Vampire were awesome. Mississippi Burning was a solid performance. He's creepy in Lynch's Wild at Heart.

I just found out he was in The Hunger. One of my fav vampire movies. A very short role. 2nd Phone Booth Youth lol.

Here is his glorious 4 secs. lol
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Patient_Leech
Hahaha... that was probably his big break. He's still probably the best actor in the movie... wait, what do I mean, "probably." He definitely is (I've never seen it, no, but that doesn't matter).

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Patient_Leech
The Duality of Dafoe...

http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/willem-dafoe-dafriend.jpg

rudester
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Ah, though your sins are great and wide, your honesty is appreciated. You have come to the right place. Repent and ask for forgiveness... AND THEN WATCH A MOVIE WITH HIM ASAP OR ELSE YOU WILL UPSET THE GREAT AND POWERFUL DAFOE!!! AND THEY'RE ALL GOOD!!! JUST PICK ONE!!! (however, The Last Temptation of Christ is a favorite of mine. He's gay in Boondock Saints and it's a pretty great movie. Also, the original and best Spider-man film features the great Dafoe. I'm really surprised you've never seen anything with him. He does a voice for Finding Nemo as well...)

I have a confession. I have seen the film American Psycho (twice in fact) and did not even remember that the Mighty Dafoe was in it. Oh, how pathetic and worthless I am... please forgive me, Lord Dafoe! I am such a fuc*ing idiot.. sad I'll also confess that I don't really understand the movie very well, so that's probably why I don't ever remember it.

eeek...

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by rudester
eeek...

This does not count as repentance. no expression Be careful that you do not offend Him... blowup

I have made my contribution to the Dafoe: I bought Inside Man having never seen it. Has anyone seen it? It's supposed to be good. It has Lord Willem Dafoe, Denzel Washington.. got good reviews.

rgreco99
Very good!http://www.infoocean.info/avatar4.jpg

Patient_Leech
Oh, the Dafoe... how your majesty uplifts me.

I kind of dosed off here and there during Inside Man (please forgive me Lord), but it was cool. I think I kind of got the gist of it, though. Pretty cool heist movie.

I just got Spider-man on Blu-ray... pray

http://www.mixedreviews.net/maindishes/2002/spiderman/osborn.jpghttp://kortissimo.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/goblindafoe.jpg

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Kazenji
Could've put alot more effort into the design of the Green Goblin suit the people that were involved with the movie.

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by Kazenji
Could've put alot more effort into the design of the Green Goblin suit the people that were involved with the movie.

I agree. It hides Willem Dafoe's beautifully creepy face. But the casting was perfect.

rudester
finally this thread, "DIED". Considering I was juss reading he's making a new movie?

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by rudester
finally this thread, "DIED". Considering I was juss reading he's making a new movie?

The Dafoe is always making new movies. It is his gospel. What film are you talking about specifically?

And this thread will never die, because The Dafoe is eternal.

Patient_Leech
WILLEM DAFOE IS BACK, BABY!!! AND HE'S BIGGER THAN EVER!!!

21x21 pixels bigger (to be exact)

http://www.toledoblade.com/image/2012/03/13/800x_b1_cCM_z_ca524,74,1197,1043/Actor-Willem-Dafoe.jpg

the ninjak
I Ninjak, Disciple of da/the Foe have witnessed the gospel that was the Boondock Saints. And come forth with tidings.

And my faith in da/the Foe has been enhanced. Surely he is a messenger of the Word. Not man nor woman, like an Archangel of legend. With detective skills rivalling the great Sherlock Holmes he conquers all with his presence.

Surely he is a god amongst men.
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Patient_Leech
PREACH IT, oh brotha!! PREACH IT!!! He is mighty indeed in his detective skills. I think I might see how mighty he is in his Hunting skills today. (I'm thinking about watching The Hunter tonight).

(If you've never seen him show off his vampire huntin' skills, be sure to check out Daybreakers).

http://whysoblu.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Daybreakers-1.jpg

Patient_Leech
ALL HAIL DAFOE!!! Da Hunter was good.. I rather enjoyed it and recommend it. Sam Neil also has a memorable performance. thumb up

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rudester
existenZ 1999

watching it. So far so good.

http://i775.photobucket.com/albums/yy33/rostheferret/existenz02.jpg

the ninjak
existenZ was the freaking bomb!

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by the ninjak
existenZ was the freaking bomb!

Yeah, it was good. Can never go wrong with Cronenberg. But they should have used Dafoe more. In all seriousness, I thought he was under-used.

rudester
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Yeah, it was good. Can never go wrong with Cronenberg. But they should have used Dafoe more. In all seriousness, I thought he was under-used.

He could have played a bad guy, your right he should have been the villian but its funny how the ending it does a flip switch and the heros turn out to be the villians themselves. I loved the guns they used, made out of bone; that was pretty neat.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/04/19/fondue_existenz_wideweb__470x317,0.jpg

Lestov16
Willem Dafoe sucks walrus cock

the ninjak
I didn't know you had a walrus fetish Lestov? Must be an awkward outfit to wear.

Anyways getting blown by the messiah must've been quite the honor!

Welcome to the Clan Dafoe brother.

the ninjak
http://i977.photobucket.com/albums/ae259/the_ninjak/Dafoe.jpg

Patient_Leech
Here is Dafoe thinking of the best ways to F$*# suckas up...

http://images.lazygamer.net/2013/03/Dafoe.jpg

the ninjak
Pure awesome power!

Esau Cairn
For nostalgia's sake I watched Streets Of Fire the other night & was surprised that Dafoe played Raven the villain.

I mean I was 14 when it came out in '84 & back then Willem was a no name,starting out.

Patient_Leech
Willem Dafoe in John Wick. Can I get an Amen?

riv6672
Originally posted by Esau Cairn
For nostalgia's sake I watched Streets Of Fire the other night & was surprised that Dafoe played Raven the villain.

I mean I was 14 when it came out in '84 & back then Willem was a no name,starting out.
I was 16. I remember thinking he was really intense, especially compared to Pare's quiet lead.

Esau Cairn
Originally posted by riv6672
I was 16. I remember thinking he was really intense, especially compared to Pare's quiet lead.


I dunno about intense....he wore leather overalls without a shirt & his choice of weapon was a long handled hammer. confused

Esau Cairn
Rumour there's a 3rd instalment to Boondock Saints...

riv6672
Originally posted by Esau Cairn
I dunno about intense....he wore leather overalls without a shirt & his choice of weapon was a long handled hammer. confused
You're right. You dont.

riv6672
Originally posted by Esau Cairn
Rumour there's a 3rd instalment to Boondock Saints...
That'd be great.

Patient_Leech
Was Dafoe in the second one?

Kazenji
Yeah he was in the second one, If i recall he doesn't show up until near the end.

riv6672
Just a cameo, which sucked. Still at least he wasnt written out.

Kazenji
Spoilers if you have'nt seen the second one Leech

Bloom meets with Father Sibeal who has arranged to take her to a safe place out of the country to flee FBI prosecution. She is shocked to discover that Sibeal has been working with Smecker (Willem Dafoe) who faked his own death and developed a network of support for the Saints and their work. Smecker tells Bloom his plans to break the Saints out of prison.

Patient_Leech
I need to see the second one. I heard it wasn't as good, though.

Esau Cairn
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
I need to see the second one. I heard it wasn't as good, though.

They made the sequel with good intentions but there was a couple "nod nod wink wink" in-jokes made in reference to the 1st movie which gave it a cheesey appeal.

Patient_Leech
Willem Dafoe should have been in Christopher Nolan's Interstellar. He probably could have saved it somehow.

kronos251
This dude deserves an Oscar already...

Kazenji
Dafoe will be in a movie with Matt Damon

http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/willem-dafoe-joins-matt-damon-in-supernatural-action-pic-the-great-wall-208

Patient_Leech
^ Oh shit, I just stumbled upon that on IMDB... Here's a separate link...

http://www.firstshowing.net/2015/willem-dafoe-joins-matt-damon-for-legendarys-the-great-wall/

sounds epic already

Time Immemorial
Will is one of the best

ronaldcoffin
Speed 2 again

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by kronos251
This dude deserves an Oscar already...

I know, right?! What the fu#k?? He deserves an Oscar for every role he's ever played... ever. And for roles he has yet to play. He deserves the first ever advance Oscar!

Time Immemorial
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
I know, right?! What the fu#k?? He deserves an Oscar for every role he's ever played... ever. And for roles he has yet to play. He deserves the first ever advance Oscar!

He should have got a award for The Hunter.

Jmanghan
I thought that this guy was black, due to the name.

Willam Dafoe sounds like a black name to me :/.

I saw Spiderman and Boondock Saints, but never bothered to check the cast.

In fact, I can't name anyone from Boondock Saints, I knew Tobey Maguire was Spiderman, but that's about it...

AncientPower
So you never heard of James Franco? Kirsten Dunst?

Kazenji
Originally posted by Jmanghan
I thought that this guy was black, due to the name.

Willam Dafoe sounds like a black name to me :/.

I saw Spiderman and Boondock Saints, but never bothered to check the cast.

In fact, I can't name anyone from Boondock Saints, I knew Tobey Maguire was Spiderman, but that's about it...


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Patient_Leech
I watched Dog Eat Dog (2016)

It's a mediocre film, but somewhat entertaining. Willem Dafoe stars alongside Nicolas Cage and Willem Dafoe is the crazy one this time. It's glorious.

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Patient_Leech
Hurry, everyone! Pray to the Dafoe gods so that he can save Justice League and make it a masterpiece of campiness! This is urgent!!

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Scribble
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Patient_Leech
^ Classic Dafoe.

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https://thewolfmancometh.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/shadow-of-the-vampire-nosferatu-willem-dafoe.jpg

Patient_Leech
Dafoe has invented the flashlight, perfect for retrieving cheese in the dark...

http://www.clickhole.com/article/did-willem-dafoe-just-independently-invent-flashli-5991

"Dafoe's Portable Sun Rod." thumb up

carthage
Saw him in to Live and Die in LA as a nihilistic/self destructive artist/drug dealer. He was amazing of course

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by carthage
Saw him in to Live and Die in LA as a nihilistic/self destructive artist/drug dealer. He was amazing of course

Sounds like gold. Pure Willem Dafoe gold. cool

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