OFFICIAL ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER THREAD #1

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Barker
Please keep all Eleanor discussion to this thread please. smile

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No ring. jw00t

Thoren
No boobs either

Barker
I'll report you, I really will.

Thoren
No homo

Barker
You're really rustling my jimmies T1

silver_tears
***.

Thoren
BURN

Barker
And here is our queen enjoying a swig of alcohol.

Thoren
More like prince, amirite?

Barker
If you mean they're both musicians, yeah.

Thoren
I meant she is manly.

Barker
I think you need your ojos checked, pendejo

Thoren
Mas puto!!!

Barker
I showed LDRgirl my EF picture and she was all ermmnone

Robtard
Trying way too hard to be The White Stripes. Posers.

Thoren
Who is that?

Barker

Ax3l
Who?

Barker
Originally posted by Ax3l
Who?

Robtard
Originally posted by Thoren
Who is that?

Fiery Furnaces and that mannish woman.

Barker
REPORTED

Thoren
Originally posted by Robtard
Fiery Furnaces and that mannish woman. haermm

RogerRamjet
you'll never find as long as you live...someone who loves you...tender like i do...

Barker
jockey

Thoren
no expression

Ax3l
Originally posted by Robtard
Fiery Furnaces and that mannish woman. Originally posted by Ax3l
Who?

Scythe
Possible Pizza Hut commercial.

silver_tears
no expression

Barker

Thoren
Reported

Barker
I'm going to step up the douchebaggery substantially here in the coming weeks

Thoren
I believe you already have

Barker
Originally posted by Thoren
Reported

silver_tears
Originally posted by Thoren
I believe you already have

Thoren
Yes

Mr. Rhythmic
When you said Friedberger, I came here thinking it was a tribute to someone else.

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Ax3l
BARKER IS FOLLOWING ME ON TWITTER AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT

Barker

Kram3r
Good to know I'm not alone on this shit. haermm

Barker
fu

Thoren
ermmnone

Barker

Thoren
You should get some Dunkin Donuts iced tea, its good.

Barker
I don't drink poo water

Barker

Thoren
All injuns drink their own waste.

Barker
I'm only half.

Thoren
Still makes you one.

Barker
Stop putting words in my mouth

Thoren
I don't believe I was doing that.

Barker
Not sure if serious

Thoren
jockey

Barker
Nerlens Noel (born April 10, 1994) df

Thoren
Wut ermmnone

Barker
Srug honestly

Ax3l
Fried burgers

Thoren
That's what she said.

silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
Nerlens Noel (born April 10, 1994) df

Her kid? upb

Thoren
Grandkid more likely

Barker
fu all

Thoren
wave

Barker
hey dude

Barker
If any of you are interested in following the Queen of KMC on Twitter, have at it: @EleanorOnly

smile

Thoren
No

Barker
ermmsad

Thoren
Follow the vampire diaries.

Barker
I don't watch shit shows

Thoren
You watch wrestling, so yes you do.

Barker
I watched TNA last night df

Thoren
Where the old timers play.

Barker
I said df, give it a rest

Thoren
Huh?

Barker
Srug

Thoren
I'm going to bodily harm you.

Barker
I would not appreciate that.

Thoren
Yeah I wouldn't either.

silver_tears
I would.

Barker
Lets be real for a second

real talk

you can either have a date with EF

or a billion dollars

which do you choose

pick carefully

Thoren
A billion dollars.

Scythe
Holy shitters, billion dollars, buy and sell anyone's sorry ass.

Barker

Barker

Thoren
Bodily harm is headed your way.

Barker
Neg

Thoren
Pos

Barker
Please stop

Thoren
Stop please

Barker
STOP

Thoren
13

Barker
haermm

Thoren
I'm getting addicted to my name is earl.

Barker
You should try watching a show that doesn't suck

Thoren
Like survivor?

Oh burn

Barker
upb

Thoren
Yeah, i got you.

Barker
Troyzan got voted out

I don't actually care about it anymore because everyone on the show is retarded.

Thoren
But you get my point, watching crap shows.

Barker
It wasn't crap at first.

But seriously, biggest bunch of dumbasses ever assembled for a show.

Thoren
Tell me you don't watch every season?

Barker
I haven't watched since season 2 crackers

Thoren
You're lying to me.

Barker
I promise doe

Thoren
ermmnone

Barker
I want a GNex

Thoren
Go get one.

Barker
Get off my back

Thoren
Stop complaining

Barker
**** I just want a phone with a screen bigger than 3 inches honestly

Barker
Listening to EF now

I seriously want to do missionary with her

Thoren
Originally posted by Barker
**** I just want a phone with a screen bigger than 3 inches honestly That's what she said.Originally posted by Barker
Listening to EF now

I seriously want to do missionary with her Be more creative.

Barker
df

Thoren
Having sex beyond the grave, is creative I guess.

Barker
I found out 2D is a 7 at best

I just really ****ing liked her hair.

Thoren
What number would you assign yourself?

Barker
2-3

Thoren
I'm a solid 8.5

Barker
Lets not get carried away

Thoren
I'm not.

I'm just that damn sexy.

Barker
upb

Thoren
Its okay to be jealous.

Barker
Can we start talking about EF again please

Barker

Thoren
I don't know anything about her.

Barker
You know she's an angel.

Thoren
I know she is 46.

Barker
She's like 35

Thoren
Tomato, tomato

Barker
She's also a virgin

Thoren
Ef is a virgin?

Barker
yeah i'm going to bust that shit open like a capri sun

Thoren
I heard she was split open by a black dude?

Barker
STOP THIS HERESY

Thoren
ermmnone

Barker
df

Thoren
Marshmallow

Barker
How randon

Thoren
i was calling you soft

Barker
But I haven't been since the movie

Thoren
haermm you were flaccid?

Barker
Like a lonely flag on a cool windless winter day.

Thoren
If you plan on coming out of the closet, don't let me be the first to know.

13

Barker
You kiddin me, I'm going to hold hands with THIS some day, that's as far from the closet as possible.

Thoren
That's a dude.

Barker
Neg.

Thoren
Ha ha haha ha.

Yeah, it is.

Barker
It's like you're really blind.

Thoren
Manly features, no ****, flat ass.

You're blind.

Barker
Haermm on some of her videos on youtube the top comments are like "No offense but is this a transvestite" and I feel bad for her haermm

But she is a girl

Thoren
I'll check that out

Barker
Don't encourage them

encourages bad behavior

Sick and tired of what passed for diversion at the Carnival Palace of Don Diego de Cordona—

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