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Hmmmm, Thor with his hammer can probably make him forget who Hancock is when he clunk him on his head. I will take Thor.

Hancock would give Hulk a lot better fight than Thor did. And he seemed to tank lightning pretty well.

Hancock tanked a speeding train.
Thor ducked in cover from bullets.

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Hancock wins this 10/10.

Originally posted by marwash22
Hancock tanked a speeding train.
Thor ducked in cover from bullets.

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When did Thor duck bullets? As he should be bullet proof, as Loki is.

When Hulk was getting shot at on the SHIELD craft.

He ducked out of the way of the F-15, although if I'm remembering correctly, he was letting the pilot get a better shot. Still, I'm not 100% on that.

Regardless, if Loki(or his armor) is bulletproof, Thor should be as well. Maybe he just panicked in the heat of the moment.

Leaning toward Hancock.

Originally posted by KingD19
Maybe he just panicked in the heat of the moment.

Now that's not a manly thing to do at all.

Originally posted by Robtard
Now that's not a manly thing to do at all.

Thor is not a man...he's a God.

Originally posted by Mindship
Leaning toward Hancock. sooooo, you like cock?

Originally posted by marwash22
sooooo, you like cock?

Big, black cock.

leaning towards the god of thunder

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
leaning towards the god of thunder sooooo, you like dat hammer?

Originally posted by marwash22
sooooo, you like cock?

mmm So if you choose one you like cock and the other means you like dat hammer...To hell with this.

Why go for the 3rd choice and like both at the same time?

hammer cock? ohno

Thor has been hurt by bullets in comics three times.

This is Movie Thor...and the Movie vs Forum. A sub forum of the Movie Forum.

Jokes aside, i don't think Thor can hurt Hancock. Meanwhile, Hulk bloodied Thor... Hulks best feat was one-shotting that worm ship during the invasion; I'd put that on the same general level as Hancock tanking that train or throwing that whale hundreds of feet.

Is Hancock vulnerable to magic?

Still, I say Hancock wins. He's basically Reeve Superman.

We never saw him go up against magic, so there's no way to tell. But the only magic Thor has is lightning, and even then it's just as much science as it is magic. As for lightning, Hancock tanked the lightning Girl Hancock was hitting him with while they fought.

Originally posted by marwash22
I'd put that on the same general level as Hancock tanking that train or throwing that whale hundreds of feet.

Well, Hancock doing that to the train and throwing the whale are much much greater strength feats. By like....a factor of 100-1000 times greater.

Another Superman thread sheeesh.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Why go for the 3rd choice and like both at the same time? now thats gay

hammercock for Nephthys

Originally posted by Impediment
Is Hancock vulnerable to magic?

Still, I say Hancock wins. He's basically Reeve Superman. He isn't nearly as powerful as Reeve Superman.

But he wins.

Hancock tanked a train hitting him without a scratch and without even flinching. I've never seen Thor hit harder than that. He's tanked lightning too so Thor is just out of luck.

Originally posted by Psychotron
Hancock tanked a train hitting him without a scratch and without even flinching. I've never seen Thor hit harder than that. He's tanked lightning too so Thor is just out of luck.

And the thing is, Hancock pulls those off casually without effort, IMO, many of his feats don't even show him at 50%.

Yeah. Hell, he was hung over when the train hit him.

Originally posted by KingD19
This is Movie Thor...and the Movie vs Forum. A sub forum of the Movie Forum.


You misunderstand Miss. i meant Thors fear of bullets is well know in the classic comics and Whedon was just being true to this young lady!

Thor one-shots.

Originally posted by I play triangle
You misunderstand Miss. i meant Thors fear of bullets is well know in the classic comics and Whedon was just being true to this young lady! Being hurt by bullets three times in history as long as Thor's isn't exactly standard.

If someone is a talented artist, they could draw a picture of Thor with Mjolnir up his ass to illustrate the outcome of this fight.

If I know porn, and I do, I'm pretty sure you wouldn't have to draw it yourself to get that picture.

Originally posted by I play triangle
You misunderstand Miss. i meant Thors fear of bullets is well know in the classic comics and Whedon was just being true to this young lady!

Somebodies special I see. My names KingD19. Meaning I'm a guy.

But you do play the triangle afterall.

Hancock on the other hand lost his memory, therefore we only know as much as he does he could be capable of everything imaginable & not even know it. Look at Mary, besides having Superman like abilitiesl, she can summon tornados and storms.

it's more than fair to assume Hancock can do everything Mary could do, however, we can't use any of those abilities for Hancock 'cause he didn't actually use them onscreen.

Yeah. More than likely that last crack on the noggin gave him amnesia and took away his ability to use those powers. But there's no reason he shouldn't have them if Mary does. But yeah, feats only and stuff.

It's a case of him having the potential ability to use them, but due to said amnesia he doesn't know how.

All he currently is is a pretty powerful flying brick.

Originally posted by NemeBro
It's a case of him having the potential ability to use them, but due to said amnesia he doesn't know how.

All he currently is is a pretty powerful flying brick. nah, he put a dude's head up another dude's ass... he clearly has low level matter manipulation.

Flying Brick with the potential for flyby speedblitzes.

Thor

Seeing as how Hancocks weakness is white women Thor should take this pretty easily since he resembles one

Ok until we see Thor actually getting hurt by bullets, let's not come to faulty assumptions.

He is obviously stronger and more durable than Loki who seemed bullet proof. Although the Jet's guns are probably a lot more powerful than the ones Loki tanked.

Anyway Thor's tanked hits from the Hulk. I'm sure Hulk's punches are harder than a gun!

Remember even Wonder Woman deflects bullets, even though she's almost as strong as Superman. So could just be that stupid backward durability thing (assuming those bullets would have hurt him, which we don't know).

I think Hancock is to fast for thunder dick.

Originally posted by marwash22
Hancock tanked a speeding train.
Thor ducked in cover from bullets.

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Hancock pummels him into submission.

Probably Hancock. He seemed almost cartoonish in his powers - superspeed, flight, strength - everything Thor has, dialled up a notch.