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Voldermort wants to mock the so called god of mischief into a battle. Who takes it?

Voldemort. Mostly because Loki is a superhuman with low-level super strength, a blasting staff, decent durability, and very low-level magic.


Loki can turn intangible. Not sure why he doesn't remain in that state all the time. Volde can also do so.

Voldemort has human durability though.

Wouldn't a blast insta-kill him?

I will now summon the ghost of RJ...

"Expelliarmus!"

"Immobulus"

"Avada Kedavra"

Originally posted by NemeBro
Voldemort has human durability though.

Wouldn't a blast insta-kill him?

Voldemort has invincibility: nothing can kill him. Horcruxes.

Not even the killing curse can kill him...but it does make him very depowered to get hit by a killing curse.


Voldemort can also block blasts with ease. He did so multiple times. He can put up shields, too, if he wants.

Loki does his hologram/teleport-behind-trick and shoves his staff of Voldermort's anus; then mind-controls him.

Originally posted by Robtard
Loki does his hologram/teleport-behind-trick and shoves his staff of Voldermort's anus; then mind-controls him.

Voldemort just stands there as Loki does this because scripting fights is the best thing ever.

Originally posted by Robtard
Loki does his hologram/teleport-behind-trick and shoves his staff of Voldermort's anus; then mind-controls him. wont work, Voldy has a patronus surrounding his anus.

Originally posted by marwash22
wont work, Voldy has a patronus surrounding his anus.

That joke would have worked if you spelled it "patranus".

Originally posted by dadudemon
Voldemort just stands there as Loki does this because scripting fights is the best thing ever.

No, he'd be focusing on the hologram, cos that's its purpose and what Loki does, trickery. Unless he can somehow deduce that it's really not Loki?

I don't think so, DDM. I don't think so.

Originally posted by dadudemon
That joke would have worked if you spelled it "patranus". my anus joke wasn't crafted well enough for you?

Where your joke fails your body will succeed.

Show him your moves.

Voldemort is immortal, but he has shown that he can be injured and "killed", not permanently, but long enough to count as a forum win.

Originally posted by dadudemon
That joke would have worked if you spelled it "patranus".

That you for quoting/crediting me, as I was the first to use "patranus" in here, back in June of 2009.

Originally posted by Mindset
Where your joke fails your body will succeed.

Show him your moves. he ain't ready for this jelly.

Fatass.

Originally posted by NemeBro
phatass.

Oh look, another HP related thread that turns gay on the first page. Shocking.

Originally posted by Robtard
No, he'd be focusing on the hologram, cos that's its purpose and what Loki does, trickery. Unless he can somehow deduce that it's really not Loki?

So Voldemort just stands there why Loki does his thing?

Originally posted by marwash22
my anus joke wasn't crafted well enough for you?

You are correct, sir.

Originally posted by Robtard
Thank you for quoting/crediting me, as I was the first to use "patranus" in here, back in June of 2009.

I didn't credit you because I don't (didn't, now) remember who said it. Honestly, I thought it was RJ.


But, behold:

Originally posted by Robtard
If you insist on foolishly crying about Dementors being unstoppable form anything except 'Patranus'...

Originally posted by Robtard
Oh look, another HP related thread that turns gay on the first page. Shocking. it was gay from the start, we just opened the closet door.

Originally posted by marwash22
it was gay from the start, we just opened the closet door.

Why? You goin' to Narnia? awesome

Originally posted by dadudemon
So Voldemort just stands there why Loki does his thing?

I didn't credit you because I don't (didn't, now) remember who said it. Honestly, I thought it was RJ.


But, behold:

No, he'd be attacking the hologram with one or more of his spells, likely the death-spell, as he seems to like that one and it's good for killing stuff. Giving Loki plenty of time to teleport and do the sodomymindcontrol with his staff, take like a moment, as seen in the helicarrier scene with Agent Coulson.

LoL, RJ being that clever. LoL. I LoL'd.

edit: Still LoLing.

Originally posted by marwash22
it was gay from the start, we just opened the closet door.
Originally posted by dadudemon
Why? You goin' to Narnia? awesome
http://cdn02.cdn.justjaredjr.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2010/12/skandar-keynes-narnia-clips.jpg

I can see Voldemort winning this, but it'll be a close fight. It's not like you can use the arrogance of either as a factor because they both have that in spades.