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LoL, black-people.

Hobo should've had a shotgun

I'm been saying the Z-Apoc is coming now for years. But no-oooooooooo, people didn't want to listen.

Max Brooks is gonna make a fortune off this

He's already rich, his daddy is Mel.

But Mel's curtains are drawing nearer to their inevitable close. Then what? Max will have to start poisoning people with bath salts to hype his books. It's a diabolical scheme....

Mel's worth something like 85million; I'm sure Max is getting a nice chunk of that pie once he kicks it.

Originally posted by Robtard
I'm been saying the Z-Apoc is coming now for years. But no-oooooooooo, people didn't want to listen.

I have to admit that when I first heard this report, I thought about you.

Absolutely insane, his family are claiming he always carried around a Bible, there has been a few gruesome incidents in the US so far this year.

what's the problem?

I eat peoples faces all the time...

WHAT YOU EAT FACE OF THE PEOPLE ....????

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
what's the problem?

I eat peoples faces all the time...


oh nothing, its cool......

This is why I always wear a mask.

That, and it makes raping people a lot safer.

For me.

Some dead kid in I think Brazil also the other day lifted his body up during his own open casket asking his father for water before falling back dead.

Everybody freaked out. End times y'all.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Some dead kid in I think Brazil also the other day lifted his body up during his own open casket asking his father for water before falling back dead.

Everybody freaked out. End times y'all.

'Tis a piss-poor zombie who comes back from the dead only to ask for water and then immediately drops dead.

Originally posted by the ninjak
End times y'all.

Good point.


Everyone, quick: convert to Mormonism.

Great series.

God I love this state.

God I love face.

Manwich

It's those Damn Haitians and their damn Datura Inoxia! Otherwise known as Devil's Weed.

I got curious about zombies in my early teen years and found out the legend arose from Haiti.
After reading accounts from explorers there were stories of men ariving on sugar plantations, watching entranced deathlike men working the fields. After they were done they were rounded up and put inside tin sheds like obedient walking dead slaves. Ironically apparently sugar being ingested was the cure for these men to wake up and run back to their families who already held funerals for them.

Datura is a concentrated powder that these days is used on wondering tourists in stripclubs and other such establishments to put them into a state of complete control. Many men are succumed into consuming this drug and being led by gangs to ATMs and giving all their money away. Many are left severely handicapped afterwards.

Some accounts have the assailants simply blowing the powder in their victims face as they walk by. Instantly becoming slaves.