Jobber Eternity fights the following

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HumanMovieGuide
I know not all these guys are from comics, but for this thread Marvel decided to give characters from other places a turn to humiliate Eternity, so they invite the following:

- Perfect Cell with a spiritbomb derived from the energy of 10 planets.

- Saint of Killers

- Jack Kirby Darkseid

- Kurt Angle with the power of a weak celestial

- classic Karate Kid with the gem of Cytorrak

- Laddie and Stampy (from Simpsons) sharing the powers of every being currently living on Marvel Earth. Bonus points if Stampy eats Eternity

- the Brain Spawn from Futurama

- Will Smith playing the Time Trapper

- Salem Saberhagen with 1/3 Vishanti's powers

- Death Homer Simpson who instead of carrying a scythe, has Wonderbat and his snow plow

- Eric Cartman in a battle of the wits

Marvel is portraying Eternity here as the Eternity we all know and laugh at. Is there anyone here he can beat?

Flyattractor
has Eternity ever NOT been portrayed as a Jobber?

HumanMovieGuide
Originally posted by Flyattractor
has Eternity ever NOT been portrayed as a Jobber?

Which is why these fights are going to be funny. big grin

See most people with any common sense would try and take the opposition out fast and hard, however as we all know that's not the Eternity way.

As shown in his encounter with Hank Pym, he'll probably try h2h with some of these guys. Which will then result to guys like Kurt countering it to triple german suplexes followed by a cosmic anklelock or Cell combo'ing him, assuming of course Eternity isn't taken out by that spiritbomb.

The funniest though would probably be his match against Salem, Cartman and the 3 Simpsons character.

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